Chapter 90: Xiaozhuang is embarrassed

Seeing him suddenly appear, Lao Tzu was stunned!

You know, if he tells Dolgon what I told Li Yi, then we will surely die.

Fortunately, he didn't hear it. After the door opened, he gave up his hand and said goodbye to Li Yi in Korean, but I couldn't understand what he said.

Li Yi did not panic like me, but beckoned him in, and then said to me in Chinese: "Your Majesty, let me introduce you, this is my first fierce general in North Korea, Kim Jongtian, the young master of Baektu Mountain!" ”

Jin Zheng smiled at me when he heard this, and said, "The villain has seen Smecta, the king of the Southern Dynasty!" ”

After hearing this, Li Yi reprimanded him in Korean, as for what he reprimanded, I guess he was saying that he did not call me the right person, and he should not call me the king of the Southern Dynasty, but should call me the emperor.

After a long time, Kim Chongtian apologized to me again in Chinese, and said: "Emperor Smecta, the villain just made a mistake, please don't misunderstand!" ”

I smiled coldly and said, "Young Master Jin is too worried, now that North Korea has no relationship with my Ming Dynasty, you don't call me the emperor, just call me the king!" ”

After I said this, Li Yileng looked at me, he didn't know that I had seen the dead fat man Kim Jong-tian before.

Kim Jong Cheon said triumphantly, "With the king's words, the villain will be relieved." ”

After saying that, he found a chair and sat down, and then asked me, "I wonder what the king of the Southern Dynasty thinks about the matter of Korea being subordinated to the Manchus?" ”

Seeing that he called me the king again, Li Yi was about to scold him, I held Li Yi's hand, coughed twice and said: "We Han people have a saying, called 'good birds choose trees and perch, good ministers choose the master and do things', now North Korea and my southern dynasty are the same, attached to the Qing Dynasty is undoubtedly to find a good master!" ”

After finishing speaking, I glanced at Li Yi, and then asked, "Brother Li, do you say this is the truth?" ”

Li Yi was not stupid, he saw that I had concerns about Kim Jong-tian, so he patted my hand and said, "What the king of the Southern Dynasty said is true!" ”

After hearing this, Kim Jong-tian's dead fat man smiled evilly and said, "Actually, I think so too!" ”

After saying this, the dead fat man excused himself and left.

After he left, I told Li Yi about his betrayal of North Korea and his defection to the Manchu Qing Dynasty, and Li Yi was shocked and told me: "If I guess correctly, the reason why Haoge was able to take 3,000 miles of my North Korea within half a month is very likely that such a traitor betrayed me." ”

After saying this, he stood up angrily, paced back and forth in the room, and finally said to me very aggrievedly: "Your Majesty, I, Li Yi, may not be able to help Da Ming!" ”

"Why?" I asked, puzzled.

"You just said that Dolgon summoned him alone, and I suspect that Dolgon wants to depose me and make him the puppet king of Korea!"

Damn it! If Li Yi didn't say this, I wouldn't have even reacted to the.

Indeed, as he said, it is really possible for Dolgon to do such a thing, after all, Kim Jong-tian's fat pig is following him wholeheartedly, and although Li Yi is subordinate to the Manchu Qing Dynasty, he still wants the Ming Dynasty in his bones. Dolgon should know this better than I do.

And once Kim Jong-tian, a dead fat pig, becomes the emperor of Joseon, then it will be impossible for the Ming army to unite with Korea to strangle the Manchus.

Thinking of this, I said to Li Yi: "On the eve of the enthronement ceremony, you put ......"

After saying this, Li Yi and I looked at each other and smiled, and then drank tea.

……

Three days later, Dolgon held a grand enthronement ceremony at the Shengjing Imperial Palace, and the scene was extremely grand.

I saw that the slut in Xiaozhuang had a stomach, pulled Shunzhi's little brat, and walked up to the altar.

After walking on the altar, Xiaozhuang touched Shunzhi's head and said: "Now that the young master is young and sick, I can't be without an owner for a day in the Qing Dynasty, so the young master is willing to Zen in the regent." In the future, the rulers of the Qing Dynasty and the vassal tribes should be dominated by the regent, obey the orders of the regent, and must not disobey! ”

After saying this, Kim Chongtian's dead fat man clapped his hands, and then the Manchu officials also followed suit.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, Shunzhi's little boy said stupidly: "Huang Eniang, the regent has become the emperor, so can I still sleep with you in the future?" ”

I grass! As soon as he said this, everyone snorted and laughed, and Xiaozhuang's slut's face turned red, and he pulled Shunzhi and walked off the altar.

At this time, the shaman who presided over the sacrifice walked up to the altar, and she babbled and sang in Manchu dialect, kneeling to the sky and worshipping the earth, and engaging in mystery.

When she was done, with the sound of a trumpet, Dolgon, dressed in dragon robes and escorted by the Praetorian Army, walked to the altar from a distance.

Seeing this, everyone couldn't help but look at it from the side!

If someone else seized power, he would definitely be excited, but Dolgon's face did not have the slightest excitement, he was as cold as ever, and he didn't look at anyone at all.

After walking on the altar, he spoke a few impassioned words in Manchu, and after speaking, the children of the Eight Banners of the Manchu Qing Dynasty shouted to him three times.

After the Eight Banners finished shouting, Dolgon violently pulled out the scimitar at his waist, then pointed to the sky, and spoke impassionedly.

Although I couldn't understand what he was saying, his domineering spirit was fully revealed, and none of the envoys who came to congratulate him dared to whisper, and no one dared to complain!

After a long time, he took the scimitar and bowed to heaven and earth.

After the worship, the envoys of various countries who came to participate in the ceremony shouted in Chinese: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live!" ”

Damn it! Looking at the majestic Dolgon on the altar, and then looking at these kneeling envoys, Lao Tzu felt aggrieved.

You must know that in the Han and Tang dynasties, these vassal states all regarded our Han monarch as Zhengshuo, and even called Tang Taizong Li Shimin the Heavenly Khan.

And now, as the monarch of the Han Dynasty, I actually want to kneel down to the Manchu Tartars, which is really a great shame.

I secretly swore in my heart that sooner or later, Lao Tzu would cross the Shanhai Pass, step on the Manchu Qing Dynasty, and reproduce the style of my great man.

……

After the enthronement ceremony, the envoys of various countries came to the Taihe Palace, reported to the ministers of Dolgon, and sent congratulatory gifts.

Dolgon sat on the dragon chair, not interested in the congratulatory gifts at all, and without saying a word, he looked coldly at the envoys of various countries.

After the envoys had finished their gifts, they timidly retreated, not daring to look at Dolgon, let alone what was going on in his mind.

In a short time, it will be time for me to come forward to present on behalf of the Ming Dynasty.

I pretended to be relaxed and walked to the front of the hall, knelt on the ground and said: "King Chongzhen of the Southern Ming Dynasty, congratulations to the emperor on his coronation and enthronement, and hereby present two volumes of "Xuanhua Sutra", I hope the emperor can laugh at it!" ”

Dolgon, who had been cold before, sat up straight as soon as I said this.

After I finished speaking, Xia Wanchun walked up and handed me the box containing the Xuanhua Sutra, and I took the box and presented it to Dolgon.

After Dolgon opened the box, his face suddenly changed, and he slapped the desk violently, and said sharply: "Chongzhen, are you a three-year-old child, there is nothing in this box!" With that, he stood up.

Hehe, seeing him so angry, I was not only afraid, but also happy, because I had already thought about this place.

I pretended to be nervous and said, "Your Majesty, it's impossible." I had put two volumes of scriptures in a box, but how could they be missing? Could it be that the man in black did it last night? ”

As soon as I finished speaking, Kim Jong-tian's dead fat pig stood up and said: "The king of the Southern Dynasty, what kind of man in black and man in white, you fool the emperor, this is the crime of bullying the king!" ”

As soon as he said this, the envoys of all countries began to talk about it, and they were all more nervous than I was.

And at this moment, Zhang Zhao stabbed his sword at Kim Jong-tian's fat pig.

In an instant, there was chaos in the court, and the envoys of various countries retreated in fright, but I was not worried at all.

Just when Zhang Zhao and Kim Jongtian were inseparable, Dolgon jumped down from the dragon chair violently, rushed up with an arrow step, and pressed the two of them to the ground in three moves and two styles.

"In the court, how can you be presumptuous!" Dorgon rebuked.

Zhang Zhao said according to the words I had arranged: "Your Majesty, the slave deserves to die the most, but the reason why the slave assassinated him was because the slave suspected that he stole the scripture last night!" ”

After hearing this, Kim Jong Cheon shouted: "What are you talking about? I am loyal to the emperor, how can I do such a disobedient thing? ”

Yes, Kim Jong-tian, the dead fat pig, is indeed loyal to Dolgon, but since Lao Tzu dares to frame him, there is sufficient evidence.