Chapter 319: Journey to the West......
Human beings have a very strange mentality, which is called not suffering from widowhood, but suffering from unevenness.
Meaning......
There are some things, if you have one that I have, then everyone is happy. If I don't have it and you don't have it, it doesn't matter. But if you have me and I don't, then I'm not happy.
It's best if I have you or not, that's really cool.
Something like the Zhuxian Array, the status is equivalent to a nuclear bomb-level strategic weapon, if Da Zhou resolutely refuses to spread the word, then it's okay, it's a big deal, everyone continues to follow the heart, anyway, it's not that they haven't been cowardly, right?
Kim Jung-myung always thought that no matter how Silla and Baekje fought on the Korean Peninsula, it was an internal contradiction, and in the face of the "big brother" of Daejo, the two countries should be united front, at least not opponents.
Who knows, Shazha Zhongyi doesn't think like this at all.
No matter when and where, the people who dare to love regard Silla as their biggest opponent, the first stumbling block for their development in Baekje, and they will crush you at the first opportunity.
It's good now......
A son went wrong and fell all over the rope.
What a good Zhuxian array, it is absolutely unacceptable to cheapen that stupid scum like this!
At least, after seeing the power of the Zhuxian Array with his own eyes, Jin Zhengming didn't have any confidence to break through this big array. If the two countries go to war in the future, whoever has the Zhuxian array in hand, Baekje will already be invincible.
As the ruler of a country with the dream of reunifying the Korean Peninsula, Kim Jung-myung absolutely cannot accept this fact.
As soon as he thought of the spy saying that Sha Zha Zhongyi laughed until his teeth were crooked, his heart hurt.
Even the teeth are crooked, what a bargain it must be!
You said that the kid surnamed Bai is really, and he is also a superb book, so he has to have a little brain in doing things? I can understand that you Da Zhou is anxious to spend military money, but can't you fight with him to maximize benefits, the Zhuxian Array, a major weapon of the country, was actually sold after a "negotiation", stupid or not!
That's it......
It's useless to say anything now, let's find a way to remedy it......
Thinking that it was not too late to make amends, Jin Zhengming was cheeky and sent a message to ask to see Lord Bai, and at the same time ordered the whole country to collect all kinds of genius treasures and prepare to be slaughtered.
After a few days in such a hurry, the prayer sticker was smoothly passed to Lord Bai's hands.
The moment he received the post, Bai He almost laughed.
Jin Zhengming, you are so small, didn't you go very fast that day, why did you turn back today? Just your little Jiujiu, you also want to play tricks with Lao Tzu?
Wash and sleep you!
"Lao Bai, Jin Zhengming's old boy really turned back, can you see it?" The little rascal asked next to him.
Bai He smiled when he heard this: "See! Why not? Our brothers have been busy for so long, just to sell this Zhuxian Array, and now the buyer has sent it to the door, if you don't see it, won't you suffer in vain? Speaking of which, Yuan Fang, it's really hard for you, go back and reward you! ”
Speaking of little rascals, that's an out-and-out acting school!
This scene was successfully staged, all supported by this guy's acting skills.
Taking bribes?
Acting!
Said that the wind was missing?
It's also acting!
On the baguette?
Of course, it's also acting.
Although the fight is a real fight, it is all a bitter ploy.
People are also a real Ning Yuan period, and they are still a supernatural person, not Bai He, a fake and shoddy product that was "spawned" by the Holy Queen and Li Bai, just a beating, it is really nothing to him, Bai He is sour when he hits, he doesn't even itch it.
Bai He thought that with his unreliable temperament, he might be exposed, but he didn't expect this guy's acting skills to be ridiculously high, and he was stunned.
Especially the scene of "On the Baguette", Bai He himself almost believed it. Gee...... For his acting skills, the Oscar must award him a little golden man!
Straight to the point.
"I don't want to reward it......" the little rascal shook his head and smiled, "It's nothing to be beaten, just think about the old boy's deflated appearance, and I feel relieved!" But Lao Bai, you really have you! A little trick will make the lords of the two countries obediently kneel and lick, and there is no one in the world, no wonder the holy queen will say that you are alone, far better than a million lions, hahaha...... Admire, admire! ”
Bai He said modestly: "You're not bad, hahaha...... Ahem, what, low-key, low-key! ”
"Haha......" the two looked at each other and laughed.
"Biography!"
With an order, Kim Jung-myung, the lord of Silla, once again came to the castle lord's mansion.
After some greetings, Jin Zhengming began to knock on the side.
At this time, this old boy was still thinking about "pressing the price", and he turned around with a hammer in the east and a stick in the west to inquire about the Zhuxian Array, but he didn't talk about the point.
Bai He laughed until his abdominal muscles almost came out, but his face was silent, and he was very cooperative with all kinds of pretending to be crazy and stupid, either pretending not to understand, or gagging and telling him stories.
That's right, talk about Journey to the West......
"But it is said that Master Xuanzang traveled all the way to the west, and traveled through the 800 Huangfeng Mountains, but when he entered the west, it was a land of Pingyang...... I saw a big water raging and turbulent waves...... Turning back to the horse, he suddenly saw a stone monument on the shore. When the mage came to look, he saw three seals on it, which were quicksand rivers. There is a small four-line real word cloud on the abdomen: 800 quicksand realms, 3,000 weak water depths. The goose feathers can't float, and the reed flowers sink ...... bottom."
“…… Suddenly, a goblin came out of the river, very fierce and ugly, as evidenced by poetry: a red flame with fluffy hair, and two round eyes bright like lights. The face is not black or blue, like thunder and the sound of an old dragon. Wearing a collar of goose yellow, the waist is tied with white vines. There are nine skeletons hanging under the head, and the staff is very powerful......"
"Guess what this monster is about?"
"That's right! It is the home of the lord of the sand country, the distant relative of my family, Sha Wujing...... I saw Bajie put down his burden, took out the iron palladium, and looked at the goblin to build, and the monster made the scepter stand up. The two of them are on the banks of the quicksand river, each hero, what a fight."
“…… Let's go it, let's ...... it."
Be reasonable......
Journey to the West, as one of the four famous Chinese novels, is a story that only existed in the Ming Dynasty hundreds of years later, telling the story of the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty. The story is bizarre, and it can fully satisfy people's fantasies, which is really not a lot of good stories.
However, as soon as he talked about this "surnamed Sha", Jin Zhengming began to pierce his heart again.
It's been a few days, and the one surnamed Sha ...... Phew, the surname Shazha doesn't know if he has started to set up the formation, but what about himself? But I'm still here listening to other people's stories and telling Journey to the West......
I'll go to your girl's Journey to the West!
Zi is silent, and Lao Tzu doesn't like to listen to these ghostly stories!
And there's more......
You all said after the Great Zhou Dynasty: After the founding of the country, you are not allowed to become a fine!
You are the best courtier of the Great Zhou Dynasty, but you are here to say these spirits and monsters, what do you mean?!
Interrupt, Lord Bai is talking about it.
But keep listening, it's really heartbreaking! This journey to the west has just begun, and I don't know when and what month I got the true scriptures......
For a while, Jin Zhengming was entangled and pricked, like sitting on pins and needles, which is called a restlessness.
After more than an hour like this, Bai Da, who was talking about the excitement, talked about Sun Wukong's three fights against the white bone spirit, Jin Zhengming finally couldn't hold it back, and stopped talking again: "Lord Bai, this story is really exciting......
"Wonderful, right? Hahaha......"
Bai He laughed and said, "It's nothing, wait for me to be free another day, and write a book for Brother Jin to read in one go, that's even more exciting!" That one...... Speaking of which, Bai once published a book called The Legend of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals. That book is in our big week, it's always in demand! But I don't know if Brother Jin has seen it......"
"Lord Bai, the subordinate has a saying, I don't know if I should say it or not......" Jin Zhengming dared to take the stubble, and hurriedly interrupted.
The blue tendons on his forehead jumped violently, if it weren't for the fact that his city was really deep enough, he was afraid that "Mom Selling Batches" would come out.
"Then you said it earlier!"
At this time, Bai He slapped the table, hugged Jin Zhengming's shoulder, and said very affectionately: "You can tell me, I have nothing else to do with this person, just listen to people's speeches, and the holy queen says that I am an excellent listener...... But I said it in advance, Lord Jin, Bai is a straight person, if you have anything to say, just say it directly, don't beat around the bush. ”
"That's weird!" Jin Zhengming scolded in his heart to the point of blowing up the sky.
I don't know who put on the dragon gate formation that day, singing, drinking and telling stories...... God is still talking! A talker is embarrassed to say that you are a listener, and if you touch your chest, doesn't your conscience hurt?!
Still straight?
I think you're missing a tendon!
At this time, Jin Zhengming could be regarded as having seen Lord Bai's unparalleled cheapness, and he was so suffocated that he almost suffered internal injuries, and hurriedly went straight to the topic: "What the subordinate wants to say is the matter of this Immortal Array." Lord Baek, I heard that you ......," he carefully considered his words, "Sold that large array to Baekje?" ”
Sell?
This was said as if Lao Tzu was a profiteer, Bai He sneered in his heart, but said casually: "So this is the case...... Well, there is such a thing, but Brother Jin, I am not selling, but giving. ”
"Send?" Jin Zhengming was stunned when he heard this.
Bai He nodded and said, "That's right, it's a send." Baekje is good friends with my Great Zhou Dynasty, they are as close as siblings, and they are just a small Zhuxian array, saying that they are selling and selling, which hurts their feelings! Two days ago, on the day you went back, Brother Sha came to me for a drink, and as soon as I was happy, I gave him the Immortal Array, absolutely nothing! ”
Jin Zhengming automatically ignored the friendship between generations and relatives like brothers and sisters, but Lord Bai's words surprised him fiercely.
How can you be so generous without taking a penny?
Why?
said that the military budget was tight and he wanted to exchange the Zhuxian Array, why did it become a gift? Could it be ...... What is the fatal flaw of the Zhuxian Array?
But it shouldn't!
That power is obvious to everyone, and it is absolutely impossible to fake! Even if there is a defect, it is impossible to give such a good thing away for nothing!
Besides, even if this kid surnamed Bai is a stunned person and has no brains, but Li Bai is not!
Mr. Qinglian Li Bai is also sitting in Pyongyang City now, such a big thing, he may not ask?
Well......
There must be something greasy!
Just thinking about it, I heard Lord Bai ask: "Listen to Brother Jin's tone, do you want a copy too?" ”
Jin Zhengming hurriedly came back to his senses, and then smiled politely and implicitly, which was a tacit acquiescence. I made up my mind, and I didn't care about the medicine he sold in his gourd, and I would respond to all changes with the same!
I saw that Lord Bai smiled and said, "Silla and Baekje are both my left arm and right arm of Da Zhou, and since they were given to Baekje, it is naturally not good to favor one over the other." Since Brother Jin is also interested, okay, then I'll give you a copy too! It's just a small Zhuxian array, what's the point? ”
As he spoke, he took out a stack of manuscript paper from his arms and slapped it on the table: "Oh, this is the formation diagram, Brother Jin, take it!" Don't be polite to me! ”
Jin Zhengming didn't intend to be polite to him, but looking at the stack of manuscript papers, he hesitated.
How did it go so well!
This is not normal!
These two stunned people won't be careful, right? When I stretched out my hand, he stopped him, and then took the opportunity to make a condition or something......
No matter what, try it first!
So he tentatively stretched out his hand, but Lord Bai didn't react.
Hey, bumped in!
Lord Bai still didn't react, he even said: "Take it, you're welcome, I'll be in a hurry with you if you're polite!" ”
"Lord Xie Bai!"
The manuscript paper was really in hand, and Jin Zhengming was so excited that his hands trembled a little.
Then I can't wait to open it and take a look.
Emma!
It is said that the literature of the Great Zhou Ming is unfathomable, and it is true when I see it today! This paper full of inscriptions and array diagrams, we are a great monk in the upper realm of Jindan, and it is also a first-class master in the world, and I can't understand any of them......
"Lord Bai, who are you?" Jin Zhengming pointed to the drawings and asked cautiously.
"This is the Zhuxian Formation Diagram, isn't it clearly written on it, what's the problem?" Lord Bai asked rhetorically.
"This ......"
Jin Zhengming was embarrassed to say that he was illiterate, and he couldn't come up with a reason for a long time.
"Don't worry......" Lord Bai spoke again, and swore an oath: "I, Baihe, swear in the name of the Holy Queen, this array is like a fake!" ”
Speaking of this, what else does Jin Zhengming have to say?
In the whole world, no matter how stunned people are, they don't dare to laugh at the reputation of the Holy Queen, unless he is really a fool!
Is Lord Bai a fool?
Of course not!
Although he is a dumbfounder, he is really not a fool.
Jin Zhengming thought that although he couldn't understand it, there should be someone in the country who could move, and he just went back and studied it slowly, so he made an excuse and left.
Bai He didn't keep it, and said enthusiastically: "If you don't understand anything, please feel free to ask me!" ”
"Lord Xie Bai!"
As a result, as soon as Jin Zhengming left, the little hooligan appeared again. He looked at the direction in which Jin Zhengming left, shook his head and sighed: "Hey, poor baby! I was sold and I helped count the money......"
"Yuan Fang, what are you talking about?"
Lord Bai straightened his face and corrected righteously, "Brother, this is called supporting the surrounding forces and working together to create a better tomorrow!" ”
The little rascal hurriedly reflected on himself: "Yes, yes, you are right!" We have you Baihe in Da Zhou, and tomorrow will definitely be beautiful, but they will ...... Cough! What, then again, Lao Bai, you are so relieved to hand over the drawings to them? ”
"Why don't you worry?" Bai He patted him on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Brother will teach you a lesson for free today, what is a technology monopoly!" ”
Technology monopoly is ......
Even if you are given a drawing, you will not be able to read it.
Even if you can understand it, you can't do it.
Even if you do it, if you don't have the environment of the Innate Dragon Gathering Array, it is not the Zhuxian Array, but the Four Formations. In the end, you still have to obediently run over and kneel and lick, crying and shouting and begging me to go and set up a big array for you, and slaughter as I want.
This is called a technology monopoly.