Chapter 806: Zhang Fei's Trick
Lv Peng and Liu Bei finally shook hands and made peace, there was no more conflict, according to the prior agreement, Lv Peng lent Bajun to Liu Bei, although he was forced to be helpless, but he was helpless, or that sentence, the honeymoon period of both sides, how can they turn their faces.
Of course, it is certain to turn the face, after all, the husband and wife have lived for a long time, and there are no pots and pans that do not bump, and it is normal to fight and make trouble and eventually break up.
However, now the princes of the two big men have rarely seen each other for many years, especially Lu Peng, who still occupies a position and has never been to the court, so he is a little unjustifiable.
And at this time, Liu Bei also showed his enthusiasm and formally asked Lu Peng, since you are the Tang King of the Han Dynasty, you control the five multi-state counties in the north, I am the Han King of the Han Dynasty, and Zhuge Liang under me is the prime minister of the Han Dynasty, of course, I want to listen to your work report, and then we will take this opportunity to do a good job of the future five-year plan, so as to prosper the Han.
Such a request is understandable, and it is absolutely justified, as the real manager of the Han Dynasty, the prime minister, listen to the reports of other officials, which is also within the scope of responsibility. And if Lu Peng can't shirk it, it will prove that you have broken away from the Han, you are a courtier and thief, we can crusade against it, of course, the crusade does not have that strength, but at least it can disgust you.
Receiving this formal invitation, Lu Peng's heart was a little uneasy, because Zhuge Liang's thing was too cunning, and with the blink of his eyes, he could come up with a bad idea, holding a broken fan all day long, blocking his face, not letting others see the expression on his face, and every time he walked, he had to block PP with wide sleeves, it was absolutely possible to show a small tail behind him, or the kind with a white tail tip.
So he was very cautious and cautious to talk about some things with Liu Bei, so cautious that every time he said a word, he had to think twice, and he couldn't wait to find someone to make a draft first, and carefully study it word by word, for fear that one point would fall into the hands of Zhuge Liang's thing, and then add a cheeky Liu Bei, and he didn't know where he was fooled when he was deceived, which was really wronged.
I don't want Lu Peng to have such a heavy pressure, it is really Zhuge Liang's reputation is too big, so big that in the future generations, no matter where it is, as long as it is a place where there are people on the earth, when you mention the three words Zhuge Liang, it is definitely known to women and children, and the most unfortunate thing is to know a sentence after the break, three stinkers top Zhuge Liang.
There must be no vain under the fame, and now Lu Peng feels that his IQ is seriously insufficient.
But fortunately, there is one thing, Liu Bei really showed his kindness as a brother this time, every time he invited Lu Peng to come over, he had to sincerely invite Zhao Yun to come over, as long as he saw Zhao Yun, he immediately held his hand, which was praise again and again, and then the fifth brother was long and the fifth brother was short and called it extremely affectionate.
This has to make people extremely vigilant, because I think that at the beginning, in history, Liu Bei used this method to pull Zhao Yun from his father-in-law. At first, he first got acquainted with Zhang Fei Guan Yu, and then after being cut off by Liu Bei, Lu Peng, who was originally an atheist, has now begun to become idealistic, and he began to believe in fate, but don't still be fatalistic, and finally let Liu Bei, a hypocritical guy, fool his fifth brother.
So every time Lu Peng brought Zhao Yun to come, you saw Liu Bei's jasmine-like smiling face, and immediately sent this real fifth brother away: "Didn't you fall in love with Brother Guan Zhang at first sight?" Then you should hurry up and go to the school to learn martial arts with a few people. We still have military affairs to discuss. β
Since the three heroes in front of Guan fought Zhao Yun, Guan Zhang and Zhao Yun really don't know each other, Guan Zhang admires Zhao Yun's martial arts, Zhao Yun admires Guan Zhang's heroism, especially this black charcoal Zhang Fei, is selfless and heroic in his heart, and it makes Zhao Yun feel sorry for each other, and he hates to see each other late, so every time, when Lu Peng and Liu Bei are talking about national affairs, Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun have to shout and kill on the military field.
The so-called talk about military affairs is that Lu Peng and Liu Bei sat together and started talking about the general trend of the world: "The sky of this Han is really blue." β
"yes, it's really birdsong."
"Yesterday I saw a bird with two heads, this is the auspicious fortune of the Han Dynasty, and the future will definitely be peaceful for the country and the people."
"Early this morning, I saw three tigers infesting the mountains and forests, which proves that there must be heroes in this world, I think these three heads are you, me and our prime minister."
"Turtles can live for 10,000 years, do you think this is nonsense?"
"It depends on what kind of turtle, if it is the turtle of our Han, not only 10,000 years, but 100,800,000 years will be him."
"Brother Gaojian, come and come, for our big man's tortoise can live to 100,800,000 years."
"Drink Shengβby the way, I also saw an old white-haired foxβ"
The two of them are talking about it here. The relationship between Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun became deeper and deeper, and finally one day he was really tired, so Zhang Fei asked Zhao Yun: "I heard that you are already the coach of Gaoyangguan?" I haven't been to Gaoyang Pass yet, why don't you take me to see the majesty of Gaoyang Pass? β
Zhang Fei is a rough man, where to think of it, of course Zhao Yun already understood, so he said: "What's so difficult about this?" Now that our two brothers are talking about Zhenghuan, I will take you to see the ancient city of Gaoyangguan, and then let's go back quickly. β
Zhang Fei slapped his thigh, threw the Zhangba snake spear on the ground, and then called three or five small servants, carried some wine and meat, and followed Zhao Yun directly to Gaoyang Pass.
Entering the Guancheng, Zhang Fei visited Gaoyang Pass with great interest under the guidance of Zhao Yun, the majestic Guancheng, the quaint Yamen, and the places of interest in the city. β
Zhao Yun didn't think about it, and immediately said happily: "Where did my brother come from?" What do you want to borrow when you stay with me? It doesn't matter if you live for the rest of your life, you and I are just right-" Zhao Yun, who was talking excitedly, his mouth was immediately covered by a big hand, and he turned his head to look, but it was not his own three Pounds, only to see Pound's face pale and full of horror.
As a result, before Zhao Yun could figure it out, Zhang Fei suddenly jumped up, laughed and said to one of his servants: "You go back quickly and report to the King of Han, just say that General Zhao Yun and Zhao have lent Gaoyang Pass to me, and the time is in my lifetime." β
At that time, Zhao Yun was dumbfounded, and then regretted that he wanted to hit the wall. is a coarse and fine Zhang Fei, and his feelings can also play conspiracy.
After receiving this report, Liu Bei smiled and took a document and walked to Lu Peng, who was dazed: "Brother Xian, we have finished talking about military affairs, so you can sign this IOU." β
Lu Peng woke up as soon as he was excited, and jumped up like stepping on his tail: "What's the matter?" When did I lend you Gaoyangguan? β
So Liu Bei said proudly: "Our brother Zhang Fei went to your Gaoyang Pass as a guest, and Zhao Yun generously lent Gaoyang Pass to us." Then he said very solemnly: "A gentleman's words are difficult to chase, this can't be reversed, Zhao Yun is your fifth brother, and what your brother says should be implemented." β
Lu Peng was furious at the time: "Then I want to lend you Chengdu when I am drunk, and you want it too." β
As a result, Liu Bei was overjoyed, and shouted at Zhuge Liang: "Hurry up, hurry up and look for the pen inkstone - alas, brother, what are you running." β
If you don't run, if you don't run, Yizhou is also yours.
Liu Bei's banner had been erected on the city of Gaoyang Pass, and Lu Peng's group rolled out of Gaoyang Pass with a roll of covers.
Looking at the swaggering figure on the wall, Zhao Yun was ashamed of himself, and now he had drawn his sword for the Nth time and killed himself.
went out of the customs, but saw his brother and Pang Tong smiling like foxes.
Lu Peng asked Pang Tong: "Has Guanzhong planted enough fire oil bombs?" β
"Don't worry, King Tang, as long as we want to take this Gaoyang Pass, in the blink of an eye, I will let Zhang Fei disappear."
Lu Peng laughed and quacked: "Play with me, you are still two thousand years of cultivation with me, you build a wall opposite me, I have to fight to the death, now, I will let you sit on my flame mountain, I will take you Gaoyang, and I will annihilate your tens of thousands of troops, but it is just a fire fold." β
(End of chapter)