223-224 The New Selection Group (1)
Road 223
What is the first important condition for playing mahjong...... Bah! Who told you that you want to go out of the thousands, what I mean is that people who play mahjong must devote themselves wholeheartedly, otherwise this mahjong will be meaningless.
Mr. Oda Saburo Heinobunaga, who was about to become the first shogun of the "Oda Shogunate".
At this time, in the lounge of a bath, he was pulling his dragon fast son-in-lawββββOh no, I have been rumored to be a real dragon by the people of recently."
In the eyes of the people of the world, I, the wise Kogoro Gen Nobumitsu, or you can also call me, but the surname "Wei Ren" behind the Kogoro great god Shinmitsuββββ is said to be the surname of the "Great God Family" who worshiped the main god of the Great Thing in Kyushu more than 1,000 years ago.
The reason why the "Great God Family" is surnamed "Great God". It is because they are the descendants of the main god of the great things, that is, the legendary ββββ gods, and I, only Ren Xinguang, as a descendant of the "great god clan", have become the descendants of the gods, so I am also a member of the god race!
So! Don't call me Your Highness, call me Tenjin!
His second uncle's! It's both a protoss and a dragon, this book is no longer suitable for the historical travel class, so it's better to jump to the fantasy magic class as soon as possible!! β¦β¦
"Kogoro! What are you talking about alone there?! β
"Oh, nothing ......"
It's a shame that he actually said all the words of the belly by talking to himself, but fortunately, the voice was relatively small, and Oda Nobunaga and the Mori brothers who were playing mahjong with him didn't see it clearly.
"I'm just thinking, what rules do you want to use to play these laps, my lord."
"Oh, that's right...... The rules, let's just adopt the triple service full method! β
"Triple service?"
"Full service" is a rule unique to Japanese mahjong, simply put, that is, if you play the "four dark carvings", "big four joys", "**" or "a dragon (called "dragon from the sky in Japanese mahjong)" This is a very difficult card to make up, you can multiply the original number according to the multiple of the full service.
"Well, yes, additionally...... I know Kogoro, you are very good at mahjong, and ordinary people can't easily win you, so ......"
"Are you three going to join forces and beat me up?"
"Am I that mean?"
Of course there is, but I don't dare to say it.
"Don't worry, I'm an elder after all, and I won't do anything to bully too much...... What I just said is that we will use the method of Lianhu to fight down, so that everyone's losses will be smaller. β
"But in this way, wouldn't the person at the bottom be even more pitiful, and he will have to pay a lot of money to the three people."
"Less nonsense! Hurry up and code the cards! β
"That's right, my lord......"
Mori Changke asked:
"You haven't said how much it is?"
"Hehe......"
Oda Nobunaga's grinning mouth looks like it's full of ** no matter how you look at it.
"You all cheer me up, ...... But it costs 10 dollars......"
Ten Runs ...... That's a big bet......
"Lord ......"
I said weakly:
"I seem to be ...... nonsense"
"No, everyone has just finished taking the cards, and they haven't started playing yet, why are you nonsense?"
"I don't know...... That's what it is......"
I showed the cards in my hand.
Everyone's eyes were straight.
10,000, 20,000, 30,000...... All the way to 90,000, they are lined up, and there are four for 10,000 and three for 90,000.
This card doesn't have to be played at all, because this mode happens to be ββββ dragon descending from the sky!
"The Divine Dragon Heavenly Descent is eighty-eight, according to the words of the triple service, each of you should give it to me...... That's right, lord, you are the banker, so you have to pay double, but I don't want the extra double, you can directly compensate them two brothers, don't ......"
Oda Nobunaga suddenly grabbed me by the collar.
"Say! Are you kid out of the woods?! β
"My lord, this is a bad word, in front of you, how dare I make a small move? β¦β¦β
"Then you can explain to me why your cards are the way they are?! There must be ghosts in this! β
"This ...... It's just a matter of luck......"
"Humph! I don't believe you kid can have such good luck...... If that's the case, how can it be my turn to be the general of Zhengyi? You kid must have set a fire to burn me and Xinzhong to death in the Honnoji Temple half a year ago! And then come out and take the world yourself! β
Huh?! Oda Nobunaga, do you know what you just said, there are a lot of things you can complain about......
"Lord...... Don't make fun of me anymore, I'm loyal to you...... Forget it, I'll be honest with you...... Actually, because I have a good memory, I can remember which card went where, so I ......"
"Nonsense! I can still believe you remember a dozen cards, but that's a hundred and thirty-six cards...... You're a liar, you're !! β
"It's true...... I'll show you a demonstration. β
So I grabbed a pair of "Nine Lotus Treasure Lanterns" "casually" as if I was giving Sasaki Kojiro an opinion.
Once again, the three men were shocked.
"Kogoro, you usually lose everything, how did you get to the mahjong table......"
"But then again, Lord Wise's luck is indeed good, otherwise he wouldn't have caught a dragon out of thin air, and this is not something that can be done with memory alone......"
"yes, but then again, isn't Akechi-sama known as the 'Izumo Dragon'? There's nothing surprising to catch a pair of dragons. β
It's good not to mention this, but I'll get angry right away.
"My lord, you compared me to Uesugi Kenshin, which made me miserable."
"What's wrong? Don't you like this nickname? I think it's pretty good. β
"It's not a question of whether it's good or not...... Originally, I was just a good name, but now, the people of Kyoto see me as a real dragon! β
Oda Nobunaga smiled:
"Isn't that great? Majestic. β
"Majestic, but listen to what the people outside say about meββββ
Why have I lived for more than a thousand years, and I can see through people's hearts...... The most unreliable thing is that I turned into a dragon and killed 50,000 Maori troops in one go in the Battle of Gassan Tomita Castle...... Come on! In total, there were less than 40,000 Maori troops participating in the war! Where did you get 50,000 people to wipe out for me?! β
The more I talked, the angrier I became, and the last one stood up.
"Now the people of Kyoto have imagined me to be a monster, please! I'm a serious human being! It's not the kind of monster with horns on its head and scales on its body! β¦β¦β
Oda Nobunaga seemed to be taken aback by my violent reaction, and looked at me with his mouth wide open.
"It's ridiculous that things that are not related to each other have to be involved! β¦β¦β
As I spoke, I suddenly pulled a maid out of nowhere, pointed at her and complained loudly:
"Take this woman as an example, she has neither the blood of the Oda family, nor the status of a noble princess, she wears ordinary clothes in private, and she does not have any prestige in the Zhi family, and she is obviously not beautiful at all, and her husband is not me.
On top of that, her name isn't Wise Xiang at all...... You have to tell me that she is your daughter, my lady, but she is not my lady in the first place, but just an ordinary maid! β
The three of them were stunned for a long time, and finally Oda Nobunaga suddenly laughed and said:
"Hahahaha...... Kogoro, I know you've always been good at complaining, but to this day, you don't seem to be spitting up......"
Nani?
"What are you doing, my lord?"
The maid in front of her suddenly asked.
"Ah!! Ah Xiang, why are you?! β
That's right, the person I used as the target of the complaint just now turned out to be my wifeββββ Xiangji!
(That's right!) I haven't mentioned it to you for so long, "Oda Xiang" comes from the heroine of the same name in "Sengoku Lance", and "Xiang Ji" comes from "Moon Rabbit Xiang Ji" in Aoyama Gomasa's "YAIBA", the two are not one to pinch him)
"What is ...... I'm not me...... Can you explain that to me? β
Kahime couldn't understand my inexplicable and idiotic behavior just now.
pointed to Xiangji and said that she was not Xianghime, this oolong made a big fuss......
How could Xiang Ji be here to ββββ her daughter and accompany her parents to the bathhouse to take a bath, is there anything wrong with this?
My mother-in-law, who is also my auntββββ Mrs. Nohime, came out of the bathroom.
But then again, it's understandable to admit the wrong person (even the wife can admit the mistake, which is also understandable?). ββββBecause I heard it in there just now, Kogoro, you seem to be angry about something, and people are easy to get confused when they are angry...... But can you tell us what you're angry about? β
No wonder others say: The mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, the more she looks at it, the more she likes itββββ this mother-in-law is so righteous, I have steps to go down.
Just as I was about to explain, my stomach barked out of place.
"Goo-goo~~~~~~
The scene was suddenly awkward.
"Adult ......"
Kahime looked at her husband with pity.
"Are you angry because you're hungry?"
"No, it's not ......"
"Hahahahaha......"
Oda Nobunaga would never miss an opportunity to make fun of others.
"What am I supposed to be doing? It turned out to be for this reason...... Hahahaha, angry because you're hungry, Kogoro, you're so cute...... But then again, it's time to eat, so I'm going to order the meal to be prepared......"
"Eat slowly! I'm going to take a shower! Don't wait for me! β
It's really inferior!
Flushed, I was about to steam out, pulled open the door, and ran into the bathroom without looking back.
"Hahahahaha...... It's so funny, what a 'Izumo dragon', Kogoro turned out to be just a child...... "......
"Old man......"
Isamu Kondo walked into the bathroom.
"What's wrong?!"
Because of the embarrassment just now, I sat alone in the large bath, and my tone was very unfriendly.
"Sir, I want to take a leave of absence to go home."
"Leave? Is there something going on in your house? β
"There are relatives in the house......"
"What kind of reason is that?! If you want to go home to visit your family, wait for the Chinese New Year, when you all have a day off in the Shinsengumi. β
"Not an ordinary relative......
"Not ordinary? So what? Could it be that he is the king of heaven? β
"Like Zomasuke-sama, she also practiced in the ashram of the Yagyu family...... Moreover, she is also the daughter of Mr. Yagyu Shishusai! β
"Shizhouzhai? Are you talking about the sword hero of Yamato Countryββββ Mr. Yanagi Shishu Sai Zongyan?! β
"Exactly! My mother is the sister of Mrs. Yagyu, that is, she is my cousin, what is her name...... Xiao Qian is here! β
"Why haven't I heard you say that your family is still related to the Yanagi family."
"I said it, but you don't believe it, sir."
"Huh...... Yes, by the way, that Xiao Qian, since he and her are the daughters of Mr. Shi Zhouzhai, then ...... swordsmanship"
"Absolutely no problem!"
Isamu Kondo said confidently:
"The last time I saw Xiao Qian was seven years ago, but at that time her swordsmanship was already very powerful, and I heard that none of her brothers could beat her."
"So diao? It must be the true biography of Mr. Shi Zhouzhai? β
"Yes, when she was twelve years old, she already got the title of 'Yanagi Ten Soldiers', which is extraordinary!"
Even buy Karma!
The name "Yanagi Shibei", in the Yanagi family, is not something that anyone can have, only people with outstanding swordsmanship can get it, and a twelve-year-old girl is actually ......
"Okay, I'll give you a day off...... If I can, I'd like to introduce Mr. Yagyu through that little Akane! β
224
Isamu Kondo's home is in Hanayama Town, under Sakamoto Castle.
As the saying goes, people are not ** teenagersββββ although Isamu Kondo has never been "**" because of his low emotional intelligence, his boyhood is indeed ridiculous.
At that time, I took a group of fox friends of the same age, wandering around all day long, not doing business, eating and drinking everywhere, and often fighting with peopleββββ in short, he was a bully in the township.
Until one dayββββ
A young swordsman will knock out himself and his companions who are eating and drinking as usual.
"So you're all a bunch of bastards! β¦β¦ Anyway, if you're idle, you're idle, so why don't you all come and be soldiers...... I'm going to set up a special forces force similar to the ninja army...... Oh yes, what are you doing with names...... Isamu Kondo?! I'm kao! I'm also Okita Soji! β¦β¦ But then again, it inspired me to call your team the 'Shinsengumi'...... It's up to you, Isamu Kondo, to be the director! β
By the way, that young swordsman is his own master later, that is, the wise Kogoro, who is now famous and known as the "Dragon of Izumo".
Isamu Kondo doesn't know much, and he can't figure it out even if he wants to break his headββββ
Does my name have anything to do with this "Shinsengumi"?
Except for himself, everyone else changed their names for some reason.
"I'm going to change the names of all of you...... You! He looks pretty good, so I'll be called Okita Soji in the future! β¦β¦ That freckled guy, you're called Shinpachi Nagakura...... Who's that, yes, it's you, who looks quite fierce, called Serizawa Duck...... That one, you seem to like mayonnaise very much, and from now on you'll be called Hijikata Shishangro, oh no, Hijikata Suisan......"
These names sound very ordinary, but when they come out of his mouth, they feel very promising.
Anyway, the years of bohemian debauchery were over, and he became a samurai who made a living by fighting.
In the past six or seven years, he and the Shinsengumi have also made a lot of achievements and won rich rewards.
Now I am no longer the "Kill Matt" I was at the beginning, but the one who received one hundred and twenty yuan of money...... Hey? Why did it suddenly start snowing on a good day?
Isamu Kondo, who was riding on a horse, galloped all the way, trying to find a place to shelter from the rain.
But where did the barren mountains and mountains near here come from...... Huh! Coincidental! There is a Jizo temple in front of it!
But as soon as Isamu Kondo entered, he suddenly ......
"I'm kao! This temple is too broken! There's nothing on the roof, so how can I shelter from the rain?! β
Yes, this dilapidated Jizo King Temple is a perfect interpretation of what is called the four walls of the familyββββ except for a clay statue of the Jizo King to prove the identity of the temple, the entire temple is empty, there is nothing, not even on the roof, there is not a single tile (huh?). Not many ancient Japanese buildings used tiles, so to speak).
Isamu Kondo sneezed, gritted his teeth and decided to settle for it.
"Forget it, it would be nice to have a place to shelter from the rain...... Go find some hay to cover the roof. β
Just do it! He took off his shirt, swung his katana and slashed into the grass! (Take a katana to mow the grass?) Inexplicably joyful)
The temple was not very large, and coupled with his speed, the roof was quickly paved with bales of hay.
"Okay, now there's a place to stay, no more grass...... Tweet! β¦β¦ But it's so cold this day, let's find some grass to make a fire. β
Just when Director Kondo was fighting there alone, at the gate of the Jizo Temple, someone rode over on another horse.
"It's annoying! How could it suddenly snow...... Take shelter from the snow in this ruined temple. β
The person who came was a swordsman in a black martial arts uniform.
Despite being dressed as a swordsman, if you look closely, you can still see ββββ
She's a woman.
The martial arts uniform had already landed on the body from the sky, and then it was soaked by the snow melted by the woman's body temperature, and it was tightly attached to the body, which was very uncomfortable.
After entering the temple, she stood under the roof of the house that had been repaired with hay by Isamu Kondo and shivered.
She looked left and right, and after making sure that there was no one around, she bowed to the king of Jizo again.
"Jizo King Bodhisattva, I didn't mean to be disrespectful to you, it's just that this dress is wet and uncomfortable to wear, please allow me to take it off......"
As she spoke, she took off her clothes, wrung out the snow water with her hands, and quickly put it on her body again.
"The Bodhisattva forgives sins, and the Bodhisattva forgives sins...... Now that it's dark, it seems that I can only spend the night here, Bodhisattva, excuse me. β
But she soon rememberedββββ
Oops! Xiaohu hasn't eaten yet!
The so-called "little tiger" does not refer to the real tiger, but her beloved horse.
"Huh! How can there be a pile of hay here? β
(Actually, I also want to know how there is so much hay in this winter?) οΌ
There was a pile of hay in the doorway.
"So good? Think what you want! Could it be that the Jizo King Bodhisattva has appeared? β¦β¦ So...... Bodhisattva, can you give me a chicken leg? β¦β¦ Regular rice balls are fine, I'm really hungry. β
It's a pity that this time the Jizo King Bodhisattva did not manifest himself.
"Forget it, Bodhisattvas definitely don't like insatiable people."
Some frustrated female swordsmen picked up hay from the ground and put it in Xiaohu's mouth.
Xiaohu was not polite, and ate the grass with a roll of his tongue.
Poor Director Kondo didn't know that the hay he had worked so hard to cut had been eaten by a horse.
Not only did he not know, on the contrary, he was desperately mowing the grass down, sending it back one by one.
More dramatically, every time he sent it back, the swordsman put the grass in the horse's mouth.
Because there was still goose feathers and snow in the sky, the swordsman didn't even think that this grass was cut by someoneββββ
It's snowing heavily, who would be so funny to mow the grass...... This must have been given to me by the Bodhisattva.
So she took it with peace of mind, without thinking about whether her ideas were naΓ―ve or not.
At first glance, this is really a funny "assembly line".
"Huhu...... After cutting so much, you don't have to worry about the cold at night, just go pick up some firewood later...... Hey? Where's my grass?! β
I saw that there was nothing in front of me, and there was not a single grass left.
At this moment, the strange horse at the gate of the Jizo temple attracted his attention.
"Good! It turned out that you damn brute ate my grass! Watch and hit! β
As he spoke, he picked up the horsewhip and whipped it Xiaohu's body.
Xiaohu was coldly in pain, and suddenly screamed.
This scream woke up the swordsman who was napping against the wall.
"What's wrong, Xiaohu!"
I wiped my eyes and saw that someone was whipping my beloved horse, and I was furious.
"You guy! Why are you hitting my horse?! β¦β¦ Are you a thief trying to steal horses?! β
"Nonsense! I have horses myself, how could I ...... Wait a minute! Who are you?! β
Isamu Kondo finally notices the stranger.
"Humph! I was just going to ask you that question?! β¦β¦ It's getting dark, why are you running to this temple? β
"I ...... Damn it! You dead horse! Do you dare to eat it?! I'll fight! β
As he spoke, he raised his whip at Xiaohu again.
"Damn, you guy dares to bully my little tiger, I will never spare you!"
As he spoke, the swordsman drew his whip from his waist.
"Humph! It's really that the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, what kind of owner will raise what kind of horse! β
"What did you say?!"
The swordsman whipped in, and Isamu Kondo hurriedly dodged.
He smiled suddenly.
"I thought you looked like a woman just now, but now this whip has no power at all...... Haha, you're really a woman......"
"Humph! What about women?! β
The woman was another whip, and Isamu Kondo flashed to the left.
It's easy to avoid.
"Haha, is that all you can do...... Yes! β
It turned out that the whip had been magically applied for some unknown reason. Barb back.
Isamu Kondo didn't have time to dodge, and he was hit so hard all of a sudden.
When the swordsman saw that he had succeeded, he immediately became proud:
"Hahahaha...... Do you get it now, you guy...... This is the end of despising women. β
It seems that this woman is not simple.
Isamu Kondo had to get serious.
The two of them went back and forth in this dilapidated temple.
This woman's "martial arts" are very high, it seems that the martial arts clothes on her body are not worn in vainββββ she has really practiced in the martial arts field!
No way! She's not a fuel-efficient lamp, so it's not a way to fight like this! I'll have to think of something else to change the tide of battle!
Although Isamu Kondo's emotional intelligence is not very high, it ...... On the other hand, his IQ is one to the sameββββ otherwise he would not be able to lead the Shinsengumi well.
He came up with the idea right awayββββ and hit the damn horse!
"Hey! What are you doing...... Feed! Don't bully my little tiger...... You still hit it...... Yes! You are so despicable! β
As the swordsman said, Isamu Kondo's methods are simply too despicableββββ
However, although the method is despicable, the results received are good.
Not only the poor stupid horse, but also the swordsman was whipped several times because he wanted to use two things.
Director Kondo immediately had the thrill of revenge.
But in this way, the swordsman quit.
"Hey! You despicable villain, have you made enough trouble, get out of here if you have made enough trouble! Otherwise, I'll draw my sword and kill!" β
Hearing this, Director Kondo put away his whip and stepped aside.
"If you want to roll, you should get out! Why am I? β
"Because I discovered this temple first! First come, first come, you should also go out! β
"Humph! When I came, you and your horses had not yet come...... Don't think I'm going to let you if you're a woman! β
"You said you came first, what evidence is there!"
"The proof is the hay your horse eats...... Do you think a pile of hay will pop up for no reason in this winter? β
"I've already eaten it, what do you want?!"
The swordsman began to play tricks.
"Let's go! I don't want to talk to you vexatious woman! β
"Call me vexatious?! Watch and hit! β
The swordsman is actually a pampered eldest lady, and no one dares to provoke her at home.
It's unforgivable that this guy dared to offend her again and again today.
"It's so fast......"
Because the whip had already been lowered, Isamu Kondo didn't have time to take out his weapon for a while, so he had to flash sideways.
But even so, in a time that was measured in milliseconds, the swordsman's whip was still drawn less than three centimeters away from Director Kondo.
It's sour...... Oh no, this speed, I can't believe it!
These are the words of Isamu Kondo.
The speed of the swordsman's whip was so fast that the battle-hardened Director Kondo didn't have time to see the whip's routine.
And the power in this is completely different from what I just had...... It's literally two levels of attack.
"I almost died! You woman want human life?! β
"Huh? Did you just find out? β
"That's good! You're welcome! β
Isamu Kondo drew his sword.