"Of course I remember, is it the Xue Wanjun who wants to spend money to buy my cousin? I also said that I would find time to practice with him and Luo Yidan.

I heard that you kindly married your sister to him a few days ago, what's the matter? There's no way to get back to the field, so you're deliberately angry with me? My sister was allowed to go out like this? I don't ask people if they agree or disagree. Bai Fan sneered at Li Er.

Li Er's smile stopped abruptly, and he snorted coldly: "Bastard, am I such a stingy person?"

On that day, Luo Yi was lustful, you went to him to practice alone, but Xue Wanjun was drunk and coaxed, he was a stupid person, he has been in the army for many years, obsessed with martial arts and training, and didn't think about anything else, so he didn't marry a wife at the age of thirty.

Everyone didn't know what was wrong with him, he was drunk and shouted that day, and thought he was enlightened, but later his younger brother Xue Wanche went to ask him and found out that he was helping Luo Yi coax.

In the past, it was also my negligence, I didn't care much about the lives of my subordinates, a general in the Tang Dynasty was thirty years old and hadn't married, so it was a joke to say, so I married my sister Princess Danyang to him as his wife.

Danyang is remarried, so he is not picky, Xue Wanjun is a fool and readily agreed, and then he got married in a hurry. ”

Bai Fan was puzzled, this is a trivial matter at home, what are you looking for me for?

"The day before yesterday, Danyang ran back to the palace and never went home, the boss of the Xue family was dizzy and didn't know why, I sent the queen to ask Danyang, who knew that he got a result, the boss of the Xue family was too stupid to marry for thirty, he didn't know anything when he was so big, he was so obsessed with martial arts and didn't even go to Qinglou, he, he ......

Hi! Danyang's sister thought that she was left out and disliked that the boss of the Xue family was too stupid, so she refused to go back. Li Er said that he was difficult to speak.

Bai Fan was scorched by thunder on the outside and tender on the inside, what the hell is this? A thirty-year-old man doesn't know what a cave house is?

"Then tell him that it's okay, what should I do?" Bai Fan asked.

Li Er changed to that obscene expression again, "Of course it's a good thing, this important task will be handed over to you, you are a Tang Dynasty love saint, you must be the best at this kind of husband and wife family affairs, I will make a holy decree to let you teach Xue Wanjun, so that his husband and wife can be reconciled harmoniously."

You can't shirk. ”

"You, you're a communiqué personal vendetta!" Bai Fan pointed at Li Er and said.

Everyone knows that Bai Fan is a humble gentleman, he doesn't take in the Qinglou for lust, he has been in the middle of thousands of flowers, and the leaves don't touch his body, and now Li Er asked him to teach the boss of the Xue family to do this, how to teach?

Teach him to go to the Qinglou to prostitute himself? Xue Wanjun is also a gentleman and never goes to the land of fireworks.

Is it a demonstration in person? It's scary to think about!

"What, you're not going? I promised Danyang's sister that Xue Wanjun was a romantic talent, this promise was all said, only you Bai Fan can make people romantic, if you don't go, then I will tell Danyang that you Bai Fan is unwilling to help teach, Danyang is also your aunt, why don't you do it? ”

Yes, I was threatened by the red fruit.

No way, isn't it just a physiological enlightenment lesson? It's not too difficult to think about, but it's awkward to think about it just to give a lesson to my uncle.

Bai Fan took it hard, and secretly scolded Li Er for being insidious in his heart.

Seeing Bai Fan grabbing his hair and going out to go back, Li Er laughed and said that he had taken revenge, but he also began to reflect on it, is this really the case with this throne abandoned in Bai Fan's eyes?

I recall my daily life, every morning before dawn to get up to review the folds, the review to the soft, often busy until dusk or twists and turns, overtime at night is already a common thing.

When it's time to sleep, you have to think about which one the concubines in the harem are going to serve tonight, yes, it's to serve.

Ancient emperors were the kings of a country, and everything they did was a matter of national affairs, and their private lives were no exception.

In the emperor's harem, the beauty is like a cloud, the so-called three palaces, six courtyards and seventy-two concubines are just an imaginary number, in fact, in the emperor's harem, the palace maids reach more than 60,000 at most, and only the six courtyards that are usually said have "three ladies, nine concubines, twenty-seven wives, and eighty-one royal wives" ("The Book of Rites").

During the Zhou Dynasty, the order and time of the concubines of the king of Zhou were strictly regulated, basically according to the profit and loss of the moon and the status of the concubines. Thirty days a month, from the first day to the ninth day of the new year, eighty-one wives are on duty, every group of nine people, a group of ten days; From the tenth to the twelfth of the first month, the twenty-seventh woman is on duty, and there are nine people every day; nine concubines on the thirteenth; on the fourteenth for the third lady; The fifteenth and sixteenth are the moon, that is, the night of the full moon, and the queen is on duty. The second half of the month begins on the 17th, followed by the third lady, the ninth concubine, the twenty-seventh wife, and the eighty-first royal wife.

At this time, it is the Tang Dynasty, and many of these things in life in this era are in accordance with Zhou Li, although Li Er has only been on the throne for a few years, and there are not so many wives, but there are still more than a dozen, all of which are for the sake of passing on the ancestry and marrying more children. Of course, there are some of them that he really likes.

At least these dozen concubines with seats, he has to take care of them within 30 days of this month, according to the weekly etiquette, it is a suspicion to not come for half a month, if it does not come in January, it is to abandon, and if it does not come in March, it will be sent to the cold palace.

The more concubines in the harem, the more intensive the shifts, sometimes even if Li Er doesn't want to choose at night, but those concubines have waited for many times before their turn, and Li Er can't go, so when I recall it at this time, isn't it just forced by etiquette to serve the harem?

Thinking of this, Li Er was a little envious of his minister Fang Xuanling, who only had one wife, sometimes he was really happy, there were three thousand beauties in the harem, and only the eldest grandson of the queen really wanted to grow old.

If you are so busy with state affairs, you will be scolded if you are tired and hard, such as Bai Fan, a thorn.

It's hard to wait until the ten-day holiday, and I can't play for a while, everything I play is recorded and watched, and from time to time I will be scolded by Wei Zheng, a black thing, for being a plaything.

When you want to expand your territory, you have to consider all aspects, and you are often said to die if you are warlike, and when you want to earn some money to build a house and repair the palace, you are said to be competing with the people for profit and money, and you are wearing a dragon robe many years ago, living in the palace left by Yang Guang, and you have to take a basin to receive water on rainy days.

The more I think about it, the more I don't feel good, it seems that my life is happy except for the time when I fought wantonly, and then it was a tragedy after I sat on the throne, and I lived a life that was not as good as that of pigs and dogs!

Let's compare Bai Fan, although he only married two daughters-in-law, but that is the top few in the world, the princess who can be envied by people for her literature and martial arts, she talks at home all day long, he is the first in the world when he goes out, he walks sideways everywhere, he is still the richest man, he is not short of money at all, although he wears a scholar's robe, but when he shows off with Jindeman, he is exposed, and his clothes are more expensive than the dragon robe.

Eat more delicious things than Wangjinglou, although the official position is not in the court, but a relaxed body, go out and say that who dares to provoke the Marquis of Lantian, the seven great families see it and walk around, raise their arms and call out to the beggars to help millions of disciples wave their flags behind them, is this the real emperor good.

Li Er slapped off the armrest of the chair in his right hand with one palm, and scolded, Bai Fan who should be killed!

What this kid said is right, this is the freedom, compared to this, this throne bullshit is not, no wonder Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said this in his old age, this is a golden wire cage that traps the emperor.

After thinking about it too much, Li Er had an impulse, did he find time to strike and quit?

Today's third chapter, there is still in the evening.

(End of chapter)