Chapter 43: Racking Your Brains for Free Breakfast
Anyway, in the impression of these people, the so-called big rewards are always so economical, and generally such things are always limited, but now, Boss Wu actually said that the amount is enough.
I have to say that Boss Wu is a person with real courage.
But when they thought about it, there was something wrong, why did Boss Wu go to Yipinxiang to sell breakfast? This is not a robbery of other people's business, how can they agree?
A curious customer asked, "Boss Wu, have you cooperated with Yipinxiang Restaurant?" ”
Wu Dalang waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, from now on, Yipinxiang Restaurant will belong to my name." ”
"This, this, this... Boss Wu, you bought Yipinxiang Restaurant?? ”
"Of course, if you want to have breakfast in the future, you can go directly to the restaurant to buy it, so you don't have to stand here and wait every day. I've taken great pains to provide you with a comfortable environment. ”
"I didn't expect Boss Wu to buy a restaurant for us. I was still a little angry after waiting all morning, but now that all the anger is gone, I even want to cry with a little emotion. ”
"Don't say it, so am I, Boss Wu is really one of the few good bosses, he thinks about us everywhere, and gives us breakfast. I'll go back later, and I'll help Boss Wu publicize it well. ”
"Yes, yes, yes, I not only want to publicize, but if they don't come, I want to threaten them." One of the customers with a thick beard said with a fierce expression.
Everyone looked at him... A strange face. Is it so hard? Even the threat was used?
Wu Dalang looked at this bearded man very pleasing to the eye, and said to him: "Threats are not the behavior of civilized people, but I deeply feel your intentions, and I will give you a free one tomorrow." ”
Everyone was envious, so they just said a word and got another breakfast for free.
It's nonsense to say that there is no such thing as a free lunch. Look at Boss Wu, the free breakfast is given away one after another, that's a lot of small money.
Since the bearded man said that there was a free breakfast, a young man with a black mole on one of his dimples said: "This strong man's words really made me wake up like an initiation, why didn't I think of this method." Now that I know, I must do something, if they don't go to Boss Wu's restaurant, I will not only coerce them, but also lure them. ”
The young man with the black mole said with his head held high, as if a spotlight was shining on him, and at this moment he was like... Drama spirit.
Everyone's eyes turned away from the bearded man's body and looked at the young man with a black mole.
Where's your festival?? Do you think you can get Boss Wu's free breakfast by saying this? Are you really stupid to be a martial arts boss?
Wu Dalang also pulled the corners of his mouth, and his fragile little heart seemed to be trampled by 100,000 grass and mud horses.
In order to show his generosity, Wu Dalang waved his hand and said loudly: "I appreciate your selfless dedication to my restaurant, you have won my favor, so I decided to give you a copy too." ”
Everyone was stunned again, this... This can also be done?? Boss Wu is really stupid and has a lot of money.
In that case, why are they still keeping their temperance??
"Ahem, what this benevolent brother said is reasonable, the Buddha is prosperous at my spiritual platform, and I am enlightened. Not only do I have to coerce and lure, but I also have to stalk and fight. After the customer finished speaking, he looked at Wu Dalang with bright eyes.
The corners of Wu Dalang's mouth twitched, and his big hand waved again: "You have it too." ”
"Oh my God, just now Zhou Gong seems to have given me a dream. He told me that in order to open Boss Wu's restaurant, you not only have to coerce and lure, not only do you have to stalk, you also have to cry, make trouble and hang yourself. ”
Wu Dalang was a little messy, his big hand was almost unable to move, and he said directly: "You are not bad, there are too." ”
"I'll come, I'll come, I'll think of it."
Everyone is looking at this guy a little like they are mentally retarded, can you be a little more attentive to your performance?? You can't even say what you think. You're going to put it into action. It is necessary to have a righteous and awe-inspiring momentum and an indomitable momentum.
The young man was a little embarrassed, but he still stubbornly said: "Just now my eighteenth generation ancestor said in my ear: grandson, for the sake of Boss Wu, you must bring all the neighbors to cheer, if they don't go, you will coerce and lure, if you can't do it, you will stalk and fight, if it doesn't work, you will cry, make trouble and hang yourself, if it still doesn't work, you will be abducted, if necessary, we will also come out to help you." ”
After listening to this, everyone was numb, and silently moved two steps, a little farther away from this young man, who knows if more than ten generations of ancestors of his family are hanging around him at this moment? ?
Wu Dalang is already numb, are these people still a serious ancient person? Well, maybe his thinking is too narrow, ancient people are also people, they are not serious. There are still many... Joker.
Although this guy's words sound a little scary, but after all, they were painstakingly figured out, after all, it is a waste of brain cells, and they can't let the family return in vain, of course, the most important thing is, what if the ancestors of the human family are really doing...
So Wu Dalang said: "Okay, you have it too." ”
The rest of the people were desperate, they scratched their ears and cheeks, and they lost several strands of hair, and they still didn't think of what else to say...
Why is it a test of IQ to eat a breakfast? When did the world become so hard? It feels like it's aimed at those of them who are serious... Oh, or should I say, all day long knowing to bully honest people.
Wu Dalang didn't stand and wait for them to think, of course, he probably couldn't wait for a reason to come, so Wu Dalang waved his hand and said: "You don't have to think about it, in fact, I know your determination to do things for me, but I don't know how to express it, right?" ”
"Yes, yes, wow, Boss Wu really said this, my heart is in trouble."
"That's right, that's it. Boss Wu is really talented, and he speaks well. ”
......
Wu Dalang waved his hand and said, "Quiet and quiet." Although you don't know how to say it, if you have this heart, you can count it as hard work, so tomorrow each of you can get a free cooking cake. That's it, let's get to work. Looking forward to your performance. ”
So everyone laughed, and after saying goodbye to Wu Dalang one by one, they all seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood.
Wu Dalang looked at these people who were dancing and laughing, and his heart... In dripping blood.
He really lost all his money this morning.
However, thinking that these ordinary people will not work in the future, they still have to focus on trading, and they still have to rely on their publicity, and this publicity fee still has to be paid.