Wu Dalang raised his head slightly, squinting at this unkind person.

The strong man looked at Wu Dalang condescendingly, and then grinned and said, "I heard that your cooking cakes here are delicious, so give me ten." ”

Wu Dalang is a patient with a slight cleanliness disorder, seeing this person so close, and smiling at himself, even if he laughs, the grinning appearance of his teeth, and he can also see his shy teeth wrapped around his body with vegetable leaves, which feels like a primitive person covering his private parts with leaves.

If it is bright eyes and bright teeth and jade cabbage, it may not look so disgusted, but this big man is obviously not, the yellowish big teeth dotted with leftovers are not beautiful at all, and it is its purpose to give a hammer to the fragile little heart through the window of the soul.

This may also be called: to overwhelm the enemy in momentum.

Originally, Wu Dalang was hateful, but there was no harm if there was no comparison, in front of such a fierce and vicious character, this person was simply a villain, and he was already a superhero with the protagonist's aura protection.

Wu Dalang was so disgusted that he wanted to push him away... Then I found that there was no push, and it could be a big mountain.

The man smiled proudly: "Haha, you want to push me with your little body, dream." ”

Wu Dalang pursed his lips speechlessly, why are there always people so confident? Can you be confident just because you're tall? Obviously you're conceited, you're just going too far.

Wu Dalang said lightly: "Do you think I can't push you?" ”

Dahan glanced at Wu Dalang, who was only his chest height, and said disdainfully: "It's not that I underestimate you, like you, I can beat ten with one punch." As for pushing me, you may not even be able to use your strength to feed. ”

"So confident? Want to try it? ”

"No problem. But I can't let you push for no reason, you have to have some color. ”

Wu Dalang was a little speechless, why did he want to bet with him again? He has always refused to gamble and drugs, no, it should be said that it is only gambling and drugs that he refuses, but why do people here like gambling so much? Earlier, a Zhou Taijin, didn't he still lose the bet.

"Okay, then tell me how to bet."

"If you can't push me away, just give me 10 cookcakes."

"What if I push it away?"

"There's no way you're going to push it away."

"What if..."

"There are no ifs."

The corners of Wu Dalang's mouth pulled, this guy may be really sick, and it is very likely that his brain is malfunctioning, for this kind of person, he should be pumped hard, so that he will be sober, and he will know how stupid he is, and then he will squat in the corner in annoyance and draw circles in repentance.

"There are no ifs, no ifs. Stand up, I'll give you a ride. ”

Although the big man is very crazy, the cooking cake is still very stable in order to get money, and he specially firmly tied a horse step.

After tying the horse step, the big man did not forget to show off a wave and said: "Do you know the origin of this horse step, this is not an ordinary horse step, it has a resounding name, called 'immobile as a mountain horse step', once this horse step..."

Wu Dalang really didn't want to listen to this big man and continue to chatter, regardless of what he was "not moving like a mountain horse", Wu Dalang directly stretched out his right hand and shouted: "If you come to the palm of God." ”

Wu Dalang's palm struck at Dahan, and he hadn't even touched this Dahan, and Dahan's whole person had already flown out upside down, and the unfinished words directly turned into a single word.

"Ahh

The big man is like being hit by a car and flying out, forming a parabola that does not pay attention to the principle of mechanics.

"Bump..."

The big man directly hit a house in front of him, plunged into the window of that house, and the whole person hung there, wailing and wailing.

The group of people around looked stupid directly, and just such a big man flew directly, and you dare to believe it.

Wu Dalang didn't bother to look at the big man, he couldn't die anyway, so he turned around and lifted his burden and walked into the house, humming softly as he walked: "I'll send you away thousands of miles away, you are silent black and white..."

"Bump..."

After Wu Dalang entered the house, the door was also closed by him.

And this sound of closing the door also made those people who eat melons completely sober up.

"Is this all true? What do I see?? ”

"It turns out that Boss Wu has been hiding it all the time, and this skill is a bit powerful."

"Damn, it's good that Lao Tzu didn't kick Boss Wu's door in front of me, otherwise I would be hanging there."

"Boss Wu is really Boss Wu, this single martial word has already demonstrated his extraordinary."

"Didn't you hear Boss Wu's last voice? I don't know what that hum is, but it's good. ”

"This may be some kind of poetry and song. I feel like Boss Wu can do anything..."

......

Wu Dalang didn't care about the people outside, and when he went back to the house and closed the door, he also saw Pan Jinlian, who had been hiding in the crack of the door and secretly looking outside.

Some small and delicate Pan Jinlian had stars in her eyes and looked at Wu Dalang with a look of adoration.

Pan Jinlian followed Wu Dalang like a human and asked, "Da Lang, Da Lang, you are so powerful, was that the old fairy in your dream taught you the immortal art just now?" ”

The corners of Wu Dalang's mouth twitched, this simple little woman who didn't talk like words. Wu Dalang is even a little suspicious of the Pan Jinlian described in the Water Margin, this gap is not ordinarily big, maybe this is the original Pan Jinlian, but she was too simple After being deceived, she walked towards the abyss of sin step by step.

Of course, now that he is here, Pan Jinlian will always be so simple, cute, and carefree.

Wu Dalang scratched Pan Jinlian's nose and said, "It's still my Jinlian who is smart, you guessed it." ”

Pan Jinlian narrowed her eyes a little shyly, enjoying Wu Dalang's intimacy a little.

Wu Dalang coughed lightly: "Jin Lian, you put away the money in the burden yourself, and I'll go to cultivate immortals." ”

"Eun, Dalang, go ahead."

In Pan Jinlian's eyes, there is nothing more important than Da Lang going to sleep and cultivating immortals.

Wu Dalang suddenly felt that it was really full of guilt to deceive such a simple little woman.

But he can't help it, otherwise how to explain it. If you can't explain it, so be it, it's good, you can be a leisurely rich and handsome.

Wu Dalang walked back to the room, lay on the bed, found the most comfortable position to lie down, and then entered the system.

Today is another bumper harvest. With so much rage, you can think about the distribution.

I don't know what good things will be in the lottery, and I should be able to be less ugly, not ugly, then I can eat Pan Jinlian. It's still a little exciting to think about.