012 New Writing Group
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(5,600 words, two chapters in one)
"Hiss~" When the sword full of cold light was placed in front of them, I heard the leader, that is, the big man named Ah Yong, gasp in his mouth.
The atmosphere in the shop suddenly became cold, and the boss's face ...... He seemed to be about to cry, there was such a group of "ancestors" in the small shop, and he didn't have to do any more business in the future.
The "non-mainstream" people were originally excited, and they wanted to rush up and fight with me, but after I drew my sword, they all changed to a cautious and even fearful look. They now understand that I'm not something to mess with!
Hum! In the end, it's just a group of ruffians, and even the countrymen and robbers are not as good! It's okay to scare honest civilians, but if you really meet a capable samurai, you'll be all cowardly.
"Who the hell are you?!" That Ah Yong asked sharply.
"I've said it all, I'm your ancestor!" I still spoke in a defiant tone.
"Bold!"
"Rude!"
A freckled "horse boy" behind Ah Yong scolded: "Bastard! Do you know who our big brother Ayong is? ”
"Yes," I said lazily, in a very sloppy tone; "He's the grandson of the grandson!"
"Brush" "Brush" I completely them off, and several people pulled out their knives and pointed at me with angry faces, including the "freckles" just now.
Freckles scolded: "Blind your dog's eyes! Brother Ayong's father is the commissioner of Sakamoto Castle Town! You're dead! ”
It turned out to be a second-generation official, no wonder he dared to run rampant in the township.
It's a pity that I'm too, and just right, I can still manage his "official generation" father.
I noticed that no matter how much I provoked, that Ah Yong was just waiting for me with angry eyes, and he never opened his mouth to scold, and his knife was still firmly stuck in the sheath, not pulled out.
"So it's the son of the priest......" my casual tone suddenly tightened, "but so what?! ”
I rushed forward like an arrow, and the knife in my hand slashed through a beautiful knife flower.
"Be careful!" Ah Yong immediately noticed that something was wrong, and hurriedly reminded the brothers who were standing in the front row with knives in their hands.
But I made a sudden attack, I have already seized the opportunity, and I have a body of martial arts, how can they be a group of second-rate people to come over on guard?
"Ahh There was a scream, and then the crisp sound of a sword falling to the ground was "Ping Pong".
The swords in the hands of those people all fell to the ground, but they couldn't care about this now, and they all clutched their left or right hands that were holding the hilt of their swords just now with painful expressions, and the bright red blood was also leaving from there.
Just now, I scratched their hands with a sword.
"You're going too far!" Ah Yong's face finally couldn't hang up, he attacked his little brother in front of him, if he didn't say anything more, then he didn't have to mix it up again.
He slowly drew his sword, "No matter who you are, you hurt my brother, I want you to stay here with your life, enlightenment!" ”
As he spoke, he rushed up and went straight down the empowerment!
That's what you want! I'm also a "Ascending Dragon Sword" that blocks upwards in a horizontal slashing stance.
The moment the two knives collided, I took a big step forward, bullied up, and the hand holding the knife also violently forced, and suddenly a huge force burst out from the knife. Ah Yong collided with my sword in his hand, and after I took a step, he felt a tremendous force pass from the sword, making his chest numb and his hands weak, barely able to grip the sword in his hand.
This man is a master! Ah Yong immediately judged.
"Grandson Turtle, are you afraid?" I smiled with contempt on my face: "Kowtow to me ten times, call me 'grandpa' five times, and I will spare your life." ”
"Drink!" Through that round, he knew he wasn't my match.
But so what, as a boss, do you really have to put down your sword and kowtow to him and call him "grandpa", not to mention that there are so many people watching here, even if there is no one, as a samurai, he can't bear this insult.
At this moment, he was ready to fight desperately or even be killed.
His face flushed, and he raised the long knife in his hand, only to hear a whirring sound coming from the hilt.
The blade of the long knife pointed directly at me, a touch of cold brilliance circulated on the blade, a trace of sharp energy burst out from the blade, the long knife has not yet approached the body, I have a feeling like a man's back, the sharp blade is like a poisonous snake spitting letters, ready to fight at any time.
"It's not bad, it's a little capable!" I added a little bit to him in my heart, and it's kind of a thing.
I held the knife in my left hand and turned it quickly, and the tip of the knife suddenly became cold and shining, strange and fierce, extremely powerful. I held the knife and swooped it up.
With a "ping", his attack was quickly broken by me, and like his little brother, his hand was also injured, but he was obviously stronger, and his bloody hand held the knife tightly, without letting go in the slightest.
But my offensive did not stop, and I continued to move forward with a murderous aura, and the sharp tip of the knife turned into black rays and stabbed him straight in the chest.
He had just been frustrated, and his body had not had time to make a defensive posture, and my knife was already driving straight in, surging at him.
"Dead!" He's in despair now, he's finished.
Everyone also looks unbearable, no matter how annoying the person in front of them is, but killing people is not a good thing after all.
"Huh?" Things have changed.
When the tip of the knife was less than five centimeters from his body, my attack stopped, fixed there, and no longer moved forward.
"I dare to come out and be the boss with this little ability, haha." Not only did I stop the attack, but I laughed and put the knife back into its scabbard.
"A soldier can be killed, but not humiliated!" He blushed and yelled at me; "If you want to kill, just kill it! Don't insult me like that! ”
"No," I changed back to that lazy tone, "His Royal Highness the local lord Akechi Hinata Mamoru has issued a 'sword hunting order', and I will commit a crime if I kill people with a knife directly." ”
His fathers, Akechi Mitsuhide, Hashiba Hideyoshi, and Shibata Katsuie, each owned a 100,000-stone domain in Kita-Omi, and were jointly responsible for the military and internal affairs of Kita-Omi, and were known as the "Three Guardians of Kita-Omi", and they all enjoyed the status of "national lord".
Knife Hunting Order? That's right! People with fast brains are already planning to use their brains on this.
"Can't be a bandit!" The dwarf who was beaten all over the ground by me stood up at some point, "Since you know the sword hunting order of the lord of the country, you also know the law and break the law, and attack others for no reason, and you are also guilty of attacking the samurai. ”
"yes."
"Let's take him and take him to the commission to receive his reward." ……
The others chimed in, but none of them dared to rush up, and it seemed that my "bravery" just now had frightened them.
I smiled, but didn't speak.
That Ah Yong's face had calmed down, "Dare to ask who this adult is?" The little one has just been rude, please bear with me. ”
"Ahh Ah Yong's respectful attitude surprised the "horse boys", and they were all stunned and speechless.
"It seems that you still have a bit of vision," I said in a more polite tone, as if I didn't hit the smiling man; "I'm also a samurai of the Wise Family, and I'm a colleague of Ling Zun."
"I'm rude, I'll make amends to you." He bowed deeply to me.
"Guess my status, I won't blame you if you guess right."
"That little one is daring," after being defeated by my men, his attitude was extremely respectful, "You have strong sword skills, and at the very least, you are a great general." ”
"Very good at talking, but I didn't guess right, a little bit higher."
"A general?" This time, there was fear in his tone.
"A little bit more?"
"General......" His voice began to tremble.
"A little bit more."
"My lord! Atonement! There was already a cry in his voice, and the faces of the others were quite frightened.
"Please, I guess less than twenty years old, is there such a young family? A little bit more. ”
"Are you Your Highness?" His psychological endurance is really strong, and he didn't faint in fright, "But, I heard that His Royal Highness is almost fifty years old...... Wait, isn't it ......" he looked at me with wide eyes.
"Did you guess it?" I smiled very cutely, "Then I'll reveal the mystery, yes, I am the son of your lord, oh, this treasure knife is the proof." ”
“……”
"Young master!" Ah Yong cried and kowtowed, ignoring any image, "Please forgive us for our rudeness......"
It's not just him, the "non-mainstream", all kneeling on the ground, kowtowing and crying and begging for mercy.
Twenty minutes ago, they were still arrogant one by one, and what is happening now, it is estimated that no one would have thought of it.
"Stop!" They cried so much that I was upset.
But they still wept and kowtowed.
"Stop !!" My voice raised more than a dozen degrees.
Sure enough, I couldn't talk to them properly, and after I yelled, they all stopped moving, knelt on the ground, and waited for my instructions.
"Kneel for me first, and no one will move until I tell you to get up." After saying that, I didn't even look at them and walked straight back to the teahouse.
"Boss~" My tone became extremely kind, in complete contrast to what I was outside just now.
"Huh." The boss hurriedly ran over, and his tone became extremely respectful, completely less relaxed and natural than when we first came, "Your Royal Highness, young master, what do you command?" ”
"Is the ramen ready?" There was a fight, and I was really hungry.
"Alright...... Yes! "He was about to serve it, when suddenly he also knelt on the ground and said to me with a bitter face;" The noodles have been cooked for a long time, but now they are soaked, so please atone for your sins. He was about to kowtow as he spoke.
"It's not your fault," I hurriedly helped him up, I have to treat some people differently, the group of people outside, if I'm in a bad mood, I won't care if I kneel to death! "We don't want the noodles, let's leave the grass carp and cook eight more bowls."
"Okay." He hurriedly ran to the stove and cooked himself.
"You don't have to be afraid," I said to the people around me, "I won't kill people for no reason, as long as everyone is a human being and not a traitor, I won't ask anything...... Let's eat. ”
Everyone is still in the mood to eat, after saluting me, they all hurriedly said goodbye, although it is also an honor to be with the "superior people", but more importantly, it makes them feel that Yali Mountain is big.
The noodles were served, I tasted it, well, it was very good.
The noodles are very firm and smooth in the mouth. Grass carp is also tender and delicious, and melts in your mouth.
I was in a daze, completely ignoring any etiquette, and ate a big bowl of ramen in three or two clicks, and there was no soup left.
Looking at Hosokawa Tadashi and them, they also look like they are relishing.
"That...... The Yanji master," I said, gesturing to the cook at the stove.
"Your Royal Highness the Young Master, do you still want it, then I will add a bowl to you and your Highnesses." As he spoke, Yanji took out a new bowl and prepared to say that it had prepared for us, but had not yet scooped up the backup noodles.
"No, we're full." I ignored the resentful eyes of the group of "hungry ghosts" under my command and summoned Chef Yanji to me.
"Your noodles are well done, and we are all satisfied." I smiled at him.
After listening to my words, the master and servant of the shop were relieved, I am in a good mood now, and I will not "test the knife" with them for a while.
"Thank you for the compliment," was praised by me like this, and Yanji's bones immediately lightened by three catties, "Your Royal Highness the Young Lord, it's not me bragging, I was a cook for the Guan Bai family in Kyoto back then?" ”
"Really?" I was amazed to meet the "Great Chef" in this deserted village.
"Yes, Lord Sekibai Nijo Harira, I like to eat the dishes I cook...... "Yanji was very arrogant, without the caution of the boss at all, and he didn't care about any courtesy, and he talked endlessly about the other "glorious years" of the year in front of me. He and the boss are father and son, the boss was also the chef of the Nijo family, and when he got old, he taught his son the craftsmanship of a body, and Nijo Harura was respected by the daimyo because he was good at mediating the conflicts of the daimyo family, and he received a lot of political donations every year, so he could always afford the wages of their father and son.
Later, Nijo Harara's taste changed, and he didn't like to eat their father and son's food, so the father and son had to come to Omi to beg for a living.
It's a pity that such a good chef can only open a wild shop on the side of the road.
I said to the boss, "I like your food very much, would you like to go to the city and cook for our family?" How about I give you two forty times a year? ”
Being a famous "imperial chef" is undoubtedly more glamorous than being a country chef, and even a famous chef in Kyoto may not be able to earn 40 times a year.
The boss was obviously a little excited, he might have been tempted and looked at his son.
"Please forgive your Highness," to my surprise, Yanji knelt down: "Thank you for Your Highness's kindness, but our father and son have long been used to idleness, and we prefer a free life to go to the city to be a chef, because then our culinary realm will be further improved, this is what I say in my heart, please Your Highness." As he spoke, he kowtowed, and then the boss knelt down.
The commoners dared to refuse the samurai, and they were so bold, but I will not blame them for this little thing, everyone has their own ambitions, and I don't have to force them, on the contrary, I admire their disregard for wealth.
"Get up, I don't blame you," I said in a kind tone, "Since you don't want to, it's a pity, so let's go to the castle town and open a shop, well, this is the capital." "As I spoke, I took out eight or nine gold pieces from my money bag and handed them to them." If you don't accept it, I'll be angry. ”
"Your Highness's great kindness, our father and son are unforgettable." They took the money and said excitedly.
"I'll go to your place from time to time, and if anyone in the town dares to bully you, I'll just tell me when I go, and I'll 'reason' with them."
Their father and son never imagined that since they left Kyoto, they would be able to meet a noble person like me, and they would not have to worry about the rest of their lives, and their faces were filled with endless joy.
We then talked for more than an hour, all about cooking, and I had eaten many famous dishes in my previous life, so I told them all the inspirations in my head, and they all said they were very inspired.
Seeing that the time was almost up, I walked out of the teahouse again.
The group was still kneeling there, all looking depressed, their lips purple, and their expressions in a trance.
"How does it feel?"
None of them reacted.
"Speak!" I roared, "If you're not dead, just howl, how does it feel?" ”
"It's very uncomfortable." Ah Yong took the lead, and the others chimed in.
"Are you hungry?"
"Yes."
"You've been in the sun for so long, you're all thirsty, aren't you?"
"Yes."
"You useless things!" I said disdainfully: "I can't stand it after only being exposed to the sun for a while, and I won't die immediately when I get to the battlefield." ”
None of them dared to reply, they just knelt there quietly.
"If you don't have the ability, don't learn how to carry a samurai sword." I pointed at Yong, "They say your father is the commissioner of the castle town, right?" ”
"Yes...... Yes. Ah Yong's heart trembled, and what he was most afraid of was still here.
"You don't have to die, but you don't have to do your father's obedience, go home and train you."
"Your Highness!" Ah Yong couldn't cry: "There are eleven people in the small family, and they all count on their father's money to live, ...... you do this?"
"Is there no male in the family besides you?" I interrupted him impatiently.
"Nope."
"Where's your field?"
"I lost it all by gambling."
"So you're a bastard!" I scolded loudly: "As the only male in the family, you don't go to share your father's worries, but you lose your family property and his position, what do you say you are doing in heaven and earth like a ruined family!" It's better to get suicide in your hands here. ”
Ah Yong pleaded: "The little one is willing to apologize for his seppuku, but please don't ...... Your Highness"
"You still dare to tell me about the conditions!!" I ranted.
He is willing to use his life to redeem his father's position, which is a bit of filial piety, and my good opinion of him has increased a little.
"Your father's obedience must not have been done, but ......" I deliberately dragged my tone and did not continue.
"Your Highness is worried about the order, the little one will not give up!" Yong hurriedly grabbed the last straw.
"Would you like to be a soldier?"
"Huh!?" He didn't react for a while.
"If you don't want to, forget it."
"Yes, yes, yes." He hurriedly nodded like a chicken pecking rice.
"What about you?" I gestured to the group behind him.
"Yes, yes, yes." They also expressed their willingness.
"That's good," I softened, I need a "special" force to do "special" things for me, and you're a good fit for it.
"Everything is at the command of His Highness." Ah Yong said hurriedly.
"Very well, you can go and find all your fox friends and dog friends to be soldiers," I said to Ah Yong, "I will give each of you twenty yuan a year, which is almost equivalent to the price of your own flag." ”
"Thank you, Your Highness!" For the first time, they looked joyful.
"Keiji!"
"Young master, please command!"
"Since you know these people, then they will be handed over to you for training! Remember, they must have been trained to be 'excellent' again! ”
"No problem!" Keiji Maeda rolled up his sleeves excitedly, looking at them like an old cat looking at salted fish, "Young master, don't worry, I will definitely let them 'take off ~ fetus ~ change ~ bone ~'." Those four words, he also particularly accentuated the tone.
Ah Yong and the others trembled in their hearts, and they all felt a cold wind blowing behind them.
"By the way, that one is called Ah Yong, what's your name?"
"The villain's surname is Kondo, and his name is Isamu Kondo." He replied honestly.
"Isamu Kondo? I'm also Okita Soji! I reminisced at his somewhat familiar name, and a spoofed smile appeared on my face.
"Then I'll give you a name for this team, let's call it the new writing team!!
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