"You-"

"What are you? You have a dead face, and you have killed more than a dozen men before and after, why don't you look in the mirror and kill yourself! ”

As soon as Shen's mother spit out a word, Du Sanniang's apricot eyes were full of anger, and she immediately counterattacked.

Mother Shen was taken the lead, and she changed her formation and said, "Just, even if you are killed, you will be killed first!" ”

Yi invited Lou Liu's mother to see that Shen's mother's momentum was taken away, and immediately helped her fist and said: "You are old and yellow, broken flowers and willows, and your breasts are sagging and no one wants you!" ”

Du Sanniang sneered: "Joke, who does someone want to come to Qinglou to be a mother?" It's you-don't make a noise and still look like a person, when you open your mouth, like a, trouble the next time my wife treats you as a person, you pretend to be a little bit okay? ”

"You-" Mother Liu was defeated, and looked at Mother Tiansun outside the sky as if asking for help.

Mother Sun stepped forward: "Wherever you go, the flies follow, the word disgusting is to describe you!" ”

Du Sanniang said: "You are a dog and a cat and a pig, why would you have a smell of animal as soon as you open your mouth?" ”

Mother Sun said: "You, your face is like dead tree bark, and your belly is like roasted sweet potato!" ”

"At least my breasts are bigger than yours, ouch, that's a pair of xiaolongbao, right? Giggles! ”

“&**@@*”

“%￥#￥%#”

The four masters were at loggerheads, and the wind and clouds changed for a while, and the sky was dark.

Du Sanniang is calm and unhurried, and she can deal with it with ease, just like a martial arts master who talks and laughs under the siege of the three masters. In contrast, the three mothers had red eyes and scattered sideburns, and they fell into a disadvantage for a while.

"Smack, smack, smack!"

It was the first time Xiao Can saw the Qinglou scolding battle, and he couldn't help but applaud secretly for the five-body body that Du Sanniang admired. Unexpectedly, the applause rang out, but it attracted the attention of the three mothers on the stage.

They were already at a disadvantage, and a few cheers sounded like mockery, which sounded particularly harsh.

"Who's clapping? Stand out! ”

Tianwai Tiansun's mother Mung Bean looked around with small eyes, and finally aimed at Xiao Can in the crowd, and said with an unkind face: "Boy, which green onion are you when we quarrel?" There is a kind of coming to the stage for the old lady! ”

Xiao Can pointed to his nose inexplicably: "Me? ”

"Yes, that's you!" Mother Sun stomped her feet and said, "I want to share my worries for my master before my hair grows, and my mother wants to see how many catties and taels you have!" ”

Du Sanniang's expression changed, and she said, "Xiao-"

"Yo, do you still want to cut the old lady?" Mother Sun replied wrongly, and said with a tiger face: "Mother Du, the subordinates are so unruly, how do you discipline them?" ”

Du Sanniang said angrily: "How the old lady teaches people, it's not your turn to care." ”

The three mothers knew that Du Sanniang had a big quarrel, and if she continued, she was afraid that she would lose face. And Mother Sun's genius to pull Xiao Can into the battle circle is undoubtedly the smartest way to save face.

Quarrel with a hairy boy, win and not lose.

Mother Liu understood, and said, "Sanniang, what you said is wrong." How can anyone disturb us when we quarrel? This kid doesn't know the depths, and it's good for the sisters to teach him. ”

As he was talking, Xiao Can came to the stage.

He has a straight waist and a smile at the corner of his mouth, no matter how you look at it, he is a harmless innocent little virgin.

"Good morning to the three seniors, just a few swear words are all over the sky and foaming at the mouth, and it is really a blessing to be able to have a glimpse of the scenery in the audience."

Shen's mother said: "Don't talk nonsense! The hairy child is tender and doesn't know the rules, since you want to stand up for your master, the old lady will give you this opportunity! ”

Mother Sun pretended to be magnanimous and said: "I think you are a junior, and we can't bully you, so let you scold first." ”

Xiao Can blinked and muttered, "What do you mean...... Want to fight me? ”

The three mothers nodded in unison.

Xiao Can said: "The three sisters are so elevated, I'm really moved, but I'm not very good at scolding, why don't you change the way?" I'll test you with a few questions about Fengyue, and if you can answer them, I'll lose. ”

Hey, and this kind of good thing?

The three mothers are used to seeing wind and waves, what meat jokes have they not heard? This kid simply fell into the net.

The three of them glanced at each other, and Shen's mother said, "If it has something to do with Fengyue, you just have to say it." If we can't answer one of them, we lose. ”

"Okay, please listen to the question!" Xiao Can smiled slightly, and said loudly: "If you move above, it hurts to death below." Move down there, die happily up above – what is this doing? ”

The puzzle was coquettish, and the girls were red-faced.

Qiao Qiaoqiao, who had been pricking up her ears, had two red clouds flying on her face, and couldn't help but scold, "Shameless." ”

"This kind of pediatric question is also used to test us? It's a laughing death. Yi invited Lou Liu's mother to laugh "haha" and said: "The answer is - Guanyin sits on the lotus!" ”

Mother Sun and Mother Shen looked at each other and smiled, Du Sanniang's face turned pale, obviously agreeing with this answer.

Xiao Can arched his hand and said: "Mother Liu is familiar with the good body position in her chest, and she is skilled in prostitution, and she admires it very much." ”

Liu's mother looked proud, and just wanted to say "learning endlessly" to humble herself, but she heard the former say again: "But the real answer is actually - fishing." ”

The girls looked suddenly enlightened, and then they were shy.

Moving up and dying, moving down and happy, isn't it fishing? If this bad guy wants to cause everyone to think crookedly, it is really necrotic.

Mother Liu said loudly: "This topic has nothing to do with Fengyue, you cheat." ”

Du Sanniang said: "This topic itself leads to reverie, how can it be said that it has nothing to do with Fengyue?" ”

The girls nodded in unison: "We all thought of shame just now."

"Listen to the second question."

Xiao Can no longer paid attention to Mother Liu, whose face was ugly, and turned to look at Mother Shen of the Drunken Immortal Pavilion, and asked, "Last night, a pleasure seeker died on the belly of your young lady, please describe it in four words, what is it?" ”

Mother Shen was shocked: "There has never been a murder in our family, don't spew blood!" ”

Xiao Can was speechless for a while and explained: "Mother Shen has always been law-abiding, how could she cause a fatality? It's just a metaphor! ”

Mother Shen patted her chest with a frightened face, and thought about it: "Exhausted people die." ”

"That's not right!" Liu's mother lost a game first, and said bitterly: "This kid is very cunning, and there are traps everywhere between the lines, let's be careful." As far as I can see, the man may not have died because of happiness, what if it was something else? So I guess the answer is – do your best. ”

"Shen's mother is quick to think, and Liu's mother is thoughtful, and they are both models for younger generations to learn." Xiao Can wanted to suppress the first Yang, and then smiled: "But the answer is actually - I can't extricate myself." ”

The girls groaned slightly: since they died in the belly, how could they "pull out" themselves?

Oops, shame to death.

After losing two games in a row, the three mothers are no longer arrogant as before, but have serious faces, and are ready to win the last game.

Xiao Can stretched out a finger again and smiled, "Please listen to the last question!" ”