Chapter 22: RAP Drinks the Three Armies
Li Cunxiao killed the hungry ghost Dao and was heading towards Nangong Wutian.
On the way, I saw a white mass of something falling from the sky, and with a chirp, it fell to the ground motionless.
If you look closely, it looks like a little person.
Li Cunxiao's forehead was covered with black lines, and he said in his heart: Another one to touch porcelain?
The Phantom Shadow was eager to see if the man was dead.
Suddenly, the man jumped up again, wiped the dust on his face, tears were in his eyes, but he didn't cry, and asked stubbornly: "Hey, you are the Wushuang Flying General Li Cunxiao?"
It's actually a girl, hey, why is she crying?
Li Cunxiao was puzzled: "Hmm, who are you, and why did you fall from the sky?"
Zhao Xiaoqian pretended to be angry and said, "Isn't this clear? I fell from above, and I came to find someone to try my new formation." ”
In the midst of the chaos, the two confronted each other, one big and one small, one stunned and one cute.
Li Cunxiao's eyes are dull, his eyes are blank, and he looks stunned, as we all know, this is the expression of a strong man, which makes people dare not underestimate it!
On the other side, there is Zhao Xiaoqian, a small ghost, she said with a hippie smile: "My Hundred Souls Demon Slaying Array is extremely powerful, it can destroy thousands of armies, only masters can survive from my array, do you want to try?"
"Oh, not interested. Li Cunxiao summoned the Shadow to take a detour.
Zhao Xiaoqian saw that he wanted to leave, so she hurriedly jumped over, stretched out her little hand, blocked the way, and said, "The unparalleled flying general, it won't be afraid, right?"
Li Cunxiao didn't have time to pay attention to this kind of little hairy child, he said unhappily: "I know that you are the master of the True Demon Sect Zhenling Hall, and you have done countless sins and crimes in your life, but I am not in the mood to pay attention to you now......"
Before she finished speaking, Zhao Xiaoqian suddenly jumped on the head of the Absolute Shadow and tore off a few strands of Li Cunxiao's hair.
The Phantom World Shadow was surprised, this little girl's body was so good, so that neither it nor Li Cunxiao reacted, the True Demon Sect was really ruthless.
Li Cunxiao frowned, a little angry, and wanted to be angry: "Don't think that you can do whatever you want if you look like a water spirit!"
I was afraid that this Li Cunxiao would not fight with him, and seeing that he had succeeded in angering the other party, Zhao Xiaoqian said proudly: "Oh?
"Hmph, don't be as knowledgeable as a little baby!" Li Cunxiao's manly husband would never make a move on such a young girl, so he hurriedly left.
"Then let you know that to be cute is to be able to do whatever you want!"
I saw that Zhao Xiaoqian was unforgiving, blocked his way again, took out a little doll, circled Li Cunxiao's hair on it, and the little fat hand began to scratch the doll's armhole!
"Hmm!"
Li Cunxiao suddenly felt that his arm socket was extremely itchy, he trembled all over, and hurriedly put down the Heavenly Halberd and twisted his body.
"What kind of hex is this...... Stop...... Stop it...... Feed...... Wait a minute...... Hahaha...... Stop me...... Hahaha...... Disgusted to death...... Feed...... Leprechaun ...... Hahaha......"
Zhao Xiaoqian saw that this hall of gods was actually afraid of itching, and she would definitely be a strict wife in the future!
If you dare to underestimate people, the master of this hall will teach you a good lesson first!
Zhao Xiaoqian showed a demonic bright smile, her small body squatted on the ground, and her little fat hands kept teasing the puppeteer, otherwise that feeling would be transmitted to Li Cunxiao.
Seeing that his master was crazy, the Phantom World Shadow showed a disgusted expression, trying to find an opportunity to rub him down.
Li Cunxiao laughed while taking off his armor.
The Nangong clan, whose morale had increased greatly, was killing happily, but they felt quite strange when they saw Li Cunxiao suddenly laughing loudly.
The elite cavalry who were still charging into battle were also depressed, passed by Li Cunxiao's side, and hurriedly shouted:
"General Li, what's wrong with you, General Li! At the time of the Great War, victory is in sight, why don't we seize the opportunity, what's so funny at this time? General Li? General Li, are you crying? No, General Li, why are you crying and laughing, General Li, wake up, General Li ......?"
Xu Rong seemed to notice the situation here, frowned, and said in his heart: Is General Li crazy......
A large number of True Demon Sect disciples surrounded them, and this group of enemies was really strange, all with fine skin and tender flesh, thin and small bodies, as if they were malnourished, but their expressions were a little frustrated.
"Look at the knife!"
The lord of Baili County, the king of the northwest, the fierce general of the imperial court, Xu Sandao, Xu Rong, who gathered all kinds of resounding titles and titles, was not in vain, the fat on his face shook violently, and with a sudden wave of the long knife in his hand, the flesh and blood flew sideways, and he fell to the ground.
"It's too weak, this group is from the True Demon Sect, and they actually dare to surround us with a stinky and shameless face, haven't they heard of the prestige of my Northwest Cutting King......
"General Xu, be careful!" "Jade-faced Langzhong seemed to realize that things were not simple, and hurriedly shouted.
"Huh?"
I saw green smoke rising from the clothes of those fallen Demon Drinking Hall.
"It's poison gas, come back!"
Xu Rong was frightened, and hurriedly jumped out of the dangerous place with light skills, and his mount was not so lucky, and he directly collapsed to the ground, and the skin of his body began to age rapidly.
"This bunch ......"
Xu Rong retreated, his expression shocked, and at that time, many Demon Drinking Hall disciples surrounded him.
Each grinned tooth, his face was vicious, and the whole look of seeing death as if he was at home, which made it difficult for Xu Rong, Yumian Langzhong, Ying Tianweng, and Ning Yue to rush to other fronts to help.
There were also some Demon Drinkers who swallowed strange pills and lunged at the charging cavalry.
Before the cavalry could knock people into the air, there was an explosion.
During the explosion, the pills in the believer's body will release many poisonous needles that are imperceptible to the naked eye, splashing everywhere.
The poisonous needles pierced the dust, and the cavalry passed by and overturned the horses.
boom! boom! boom!
Serial explosions!
More self-detonation squads shouted 'True Demon Immortality' and rushed towards the cavalry, but it didn't take long for most of the cavalry to charge at a very small cost.
Xu Rong jumped suddenly, grabbed a horse running around and used it as a mount, looked at the group of crazy Demon Drinking Hall disciples in front of him, and said secretly: The situation is not good!
At present, he didn't care about continuing to command the Bafang Horse Formation, he raised his long knife and shouted: "Rush out with me!"
Ying Tianweng, Jade Noodles Langzhong, Ning Yue and other masters shot together.
......
The cliff of the abyss, the smoke of gunpowder is everywhere.
A shocking battle, never to the death.
The True Demon Sect has waited for a long time, just for this battle, and the Martial Arts Alliance has also waited for a long time, also for this battle.
Therefore, both sides will do their best in this war until death!
The Nangong clan was besieged in the encirclement of the True Demon Sect and resisted desperately.
The True Demon Sect surrounded the Tianyuan Battlefield and rushed in the direction of Nangong Wutian.
Black and white impermanence was stopped by the great elder of Nangong, and the two sides fought with all their might, and black and white impermanence had broken through the Shenwu realm, so the two had the upper hand.
Hei Yu defeated Nangong Yilang and was rushing to this side.
Angry Sky Eagle, Hate Heavenly Hatred, and Evil Ghosts, the two immortal bodies joined forces with the Eagle Hall Master to fight Nangong Wutian.
The old demon of Sky Eagle was ranked seventh when the list was announced that year, and now he rarely makes a move for so many years, and then he was compared to the list in front of him by those rising stars, so over time, even if he didn't fight anyone, he was compared, and now he is no longer above the list.
But it is undeniable that he is the first person of the True Demon Sect Battle Hall Master, if he really wants to compare with this heavenly list, he will definitely be able to enter the top five.
Super perception ability, the world-leading light martial arts, and the strange and unpredictable Angry Waves Eagle Claw Divine Skill, in order to fight against Nangong Wutian's main combat power, the two sides are temporarily tied.
Nine Rings was really busy dealing with the fierce beasts that were attacking.
Zhao Xiaoqian is flirting with Li Cunxiao, the world's first fierce general.
The ghost is still high in the sky at this time, and he is coming.
Xu Rong, Yumian Langzhong, Ying Tianweng, and Ning Yue were surrounded by the frenzied Demon Drinking Hall, and they couldn't get out of it for the time being.
Just as the two sides were anxious, a voice came from the valley in the distance.
The voice was soft, as if it came from far away, and it seemed to be blowing with the wind.
"Are you ready......?"
Some kind of familiar dialect.
The soft voice did not attract the attention of the people on the field.
"Yo, yo, yo, yo, oh, oh, look at this side it's long and wide......"
It's like someone is talking, the rhythm is brisk, and there is some rapping.
Everyone couldn't hear it clearly, and they didn't want to pay attention to such a strange sound, but it inadvertently came into their ears.
"It's like this bowl, it's big, round......"
The speed of speech increased, and I don't know if it was getting closer or what, the voice gradually expanded, and the vague voice became clear.
Every word, every sentence, is mixed with the mouth like a hanging river exercise, using the shocking sound quality of the 08s copycat version of the subwoofer, which is catchy.
"You guys, come here, eat, think, rice, it's very good~ eat, I'll see it!"
Dine?
What's that?
What about the war, what kind of food?
Some people looked confused, and they were suddenly attacked and killed, and some people with lower realms were a little in a trance before the lyrics were sung.
As the words became clearer, everyone on the battlefield had listened.
Every word is like a magic sound, from somewhere in the canyon to the side of the battlefield, which is difficult to resist and deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
Some people find it strange.
"What is this sound......
"Who did the demon do it?"
"It's not good, could it be that this demon sect still has demons to help!"
Not to mention that Zhengmeng was stunned, when the True Demon Sect heard this voice, it was also a little Namu, and he couldn't extricate himself.
Not to mention the crotch mounts of the dynastic army, the cattle and horses were more difficult to resist than men, and they were timid, and they spun around in place, jumping in terror, and trying to flee.
The voice continued, and everyone felt that when they heard these words, there was a stuffiness in their chests, and they wanted to resist, but they were helpless, and there was a lot of war and danger around them, and they couldn't do anything at all.
"You guys, come here, eat, it's like, I'm going to give you ramen~, hey!"
Several powerhouses in Nangong Wutian stopped one after another, feeling the unkind sound of this comer, and tried to close their eyes and ears, but unexpectedly, the previous few sentences had already penetrated their hearts, and now it is almost impossible to resist.
If you want to resist, you need to not listen to a word from the beginning, and if you follow a few words, the consequences will be unimaginable.
But how can they know?
"Hey, hey, hey, hey~ Yo yo yo! Again, alas, you see this noodle is long and wide, just like this bowl is big and round......
As the sound continued, the outermost Dynasty Iron Rider finally couldn't resist the magic sound, and the horses began to tremble, spit out bile, and fled in panic.
Ordinary livestock had a miraculous scene under the 'snorting and death' of broken sound quality, and they could not resist falling down one after another, and those who could resist were not much better, they all made a mess, threw off the royal army on their backs, and fled in all directions.
Originally, the periphery of the battlefield was covered with the stingers of the Demon Drinking Hall, and as soon as the eight-sided horse formation was broken, the offensive system collapsed in all aspects, and the rout was even more dangerous.
Most of the horses that ran around were poisoned and fell to the ground, and those who could run away were never seen again.
Su He sat on a peak in the canyon, with a sun umbrella on his head and coconut water next to him, looking leisurely.
I thought: I can't stand it after singing it a few times, is it my practice bull criticism, or is this song really hanging?
"Ding Dong! The host uses a special way to crack the Bafang Horse Formation, rewarding 3,000 points of elegance. ”
Listening to the system prompt, he looked down, thousands of horses were scurrying around like headless flies, suffering heavy casualties, and his nostrils widened in an instant, and the corners of his mouth smeared a scurry arc.
Su He silently put down the microphone in his hand, stored the copycat speaker in the prop space, and got up.
"It's our turn!"
"Aang?"
Behind Su He, there was also a brown strong man, the strong man was as tall as a basketball hoop, with a pair of mini wings similar to insects on his back, small eyes and thick lips, an expression like a scoundrel, and a long horn on the top of his head, which did not look like a human at all.
"Asura Unicorn Immortal, do as planned!"
"Cut, stupid, don't think about Uncle Ben, I'll just kill all the strong people below as you say. ”
"Kill all, you have to beat the man in red clothes down the mountain first!" The red clothes refer to Li Cunxiao who took off his armor.
"Is that guy strong?" The Asura Unicorn Fairy looked at a stupid cock laughing at the bottom of the mountain, and said disdainfully, "You don't look like a strong man?"
Su He saw that this guy didn't listen to the order, so he said: "Whatever you want, but don't tell others that you and I are in a group, and if you see me chasing others, you should avoid it, if you see me being chased by others, you remember to come and save me." ”
The Asura Unicorn Fairy scratched his buttocks and wondered, "For Mao, you were beaten and I want to save you?"
Su He said seriously: "Because the person who can beat me must be very strong, don't you like to fight with powerful people?"
"Oh, then Uncle Ben will reluctantly help you kill all these people. ”
"Whatever, remember not to use your 'Spicy Shura Moto'!" Su He knew that the Asura Unicorn Immortal had a unique ability, which was to go berserk, and he would lose his reason for a week, burning his fighting instinct, and destroying everything he saw.
"It's Asura mode, Asura mode, you idiot. The Asura Unicorn Fairy said unpleasantly.
"Come on, hurry up and make a big fuss, you must help me contain the guy in red, his name is Li Cunxiao, and he is the first fierce man in the world. ”
"Hey, hey, hey, hey...... The first ...... in the world" The Asura Unicorn Fairy looked crazy, as if his intelligence was not enough, he rubbed his hands and gestured: "Hawkers, since the last time I lost to that bald head, Uncle Ben always feels unhappy, now let's vent these guys!"
After saying that, the Asura Unicorn Fairy spread his wings and jumped down the valley.
"Woohoo——!"
After the Asura Unicorn Fairy left, Su He exchanged it for a dog from the pet store that was specially used to pursue breath, and the price was not expensive, just 500 elegant values, which was much cheaper than the 5,000 oceans of Asura.
I thought that a fierce hound would appear, but who knew that what appeared in front of Su He's eyes was a teddy......
Teddy sat on the floor, smiling at himself.
"It's a teddy...... Forget it, as long as you can take me to the battlefield to find Nangong Wutian. ”