Zou Changxi slapped herself in the face, complaining that the stimulation of Zhao Yan was too light, who knows who she is in the future.

Mi Zhu said that she lost her maidservant, which evoked unbearable sadness, and she couldn't think about it for a while.

This ingenious misunderstanding, think about it is also drunk!

Zhao Yan saw that his fiancée's wrist was slighted by a strange son, especially that son was very young, and he was born rich and handsome, and he was blown up in an instant.

He pushed Mi Zhu away and roared urgently: "You get out of here!" ”

Mi Zhu was caught off guard, stumbled under his feet, and almost fell to the ground, but fortunately, he was agile, turned over with his straight arms on the ground, and stabilized his body in time.

"You're going to get out of the way!" Zou Changxi was like an angry lion, Huo Di pounced and pushed Zhao Yan away.

Because her strength was too weak, Zhao Yan only took two steps back.

"Bad guys! You're the bad guy! Mi Huan's face was puffing up, and the little pink fist crackled and smashed, and there was no strength in the softness, and Zhao Yan had no time to pay attention to it.

Zou Changxi resolutely opened him in order to protect others, could it be that the two of them had a deep affection before, and they had a Mandarin Alliance under the osmanthus tree, and she had forgotten everything?

Zhao Yan was distraught, Mihuan's teeth bit him, and there was a tingling pain on the back of his hand, but compared to the stinging pain in his heart, what is this pain?

He ignored it, his eyes were red, and his voice trembled: "You guys...... Who are you...... What is the relationship? ”

As soon as he finished asking, he panicked again, regretted it, he was afraid, he was very afraid, he was afraid that the answer given by his sweetheart was not the answer he wanted, and it would push him completely and push him into the abyss of pain.

But he had a hint of luck, so he was so contradictory and struggling......

The little girl is angry, it's really extraordinary!

Mihuan bit the flesh and blood, Rao is Zhao Yan was indifferent, but Zou Changxi was still worried, worried that he would suddenly burst out and hurt people.

She patted Mihuan Xiaoxiang on the shoulder, and Yin Yin persuaded: "Huan'er, don't bite." Be obedient and loosen your mouth. ”

"No way!" Mihuan's child's temperament, obviously he didn't want to let go, but he turned his head and replied: "He bullied my eldest brother, he is a bad person, I want to bite him to death." ”

Zou Changxi's eyes were quick, and she hurriedly covered her lips and her blood-stained cherry mouth: "Enough, your eldest brother is fine." Look at you, isn't it enough to bite his hands to pieces? ”

Mihuan pursed his lips, which were fishy and salty, and simply broke free and spit out a mouthful of legal fluid, which set off the poignant scarlet.

She was deeply touched in her heart, her eyes turned to the back of Zhao Yan's hand, the blood from the wound flowed, and she felt a little uncomfortable, but she pretended to be fierce and said, "Hey! Villain! ……”

"Listen well, I listen to Sister Zou's words, I don't care about you today, if you dare to bully my eldest brother again, I will bite you next time."

Zhao Yan turned a deaf ear, did not squint the whole time, stared at Zou Changxi, and his face looked extremely pale.

Zou Changxi took out an embroidered silk handkerchief, folded her waist and limbs, and gently wiped the blood stains on her lips with Mihuan.

Zhao Yan said astringently: "What is your relationship?" ”

Zou Changxi was stunned for a moment, and replied truthfully: "Pure friendship." Brother Mi is my life-saving benefactor, if it weren't for the caravan that followed him, how could you think I was a weak woman, how could I escape back to Yangzhai County? ”

For a moment, she wanted to say that Mi Zhu was her sweetheart, so that Zhao Yan would know the difficulty and retreat. But Mi Zhu is kind to her, and she uses others as a shield, but she can't get over the hurdle of conscience after all.

The hanging heart was settled, and Zhao Yan's tense muscles couldn't help but relax, as if he had collapsed.

Mi Zhu apologized: "I'm really ashamed, my sister is not more troublesome, she bit her brother's hand, begging for brother's understanding, don't meet her in general." My brother wants to be beaten and punished, and I, as a brother, have suffered for her. ”

"Where, where, Engong is serious." Zhao Yan helped Mi Zhu up: "I should be ashamed, indiscriminately, I pushed Engong away, I should be grateful to Engong for working tirelessly to escort Chang Xi." ”

"But it's just the right time, so it's not hard work, brother Tai is too polite."

"Thank you for your kindness!" Zhao Yan was moved: "The inferior wastes twenty years, and the engong is a little longer than me, and he will be my brother-in-law immediately. ”

"Oh, I can't ......"

Mi Zhu resigned again and again, but Zhao Yan became more energetic, and at the same time told his classmates and friends that Mi Zhu would be his brother-in-law from now on and should be treated as his own big brother.

In the end, it was difficult to resist the enthusiasm, and Mi Zhu was confused, and he became Zhao Yan's brother-in-law.

Zou Changxi thought about it, the two people who originally had no intersection, because she appeared in Yingchuan, they have become sworn brothers, brother, is this considered a butterfly effect, tampering with the trajectory of history?

Hey, hey, hey!

Zhao Yan's conspiracy succeeded, not to mention how comfortable he was. Get along day and night along the way, regardless of whether you have feelings or not, anyway, I have recognized you as a righteous brother in public, and you will never be able to give up your face in the future and compete with me for your fiancée, otherwise the spittle stars of the world will definitely drown you alive.

"Brother Mi, don't blame me," Zhao Yan said in his heart: "Changxi is my beloved, I just want to stay with her for a long time, if you don't think about it, and if you are kind to Changxi, I will be honest with each other." ”

Zhao Yan was a little ninety-nine in his heart, of course others didn't know, but he only knew how to repay his kindness.

Mi Zhu said worriedly: "Brother...... Brother Xian, are your hands okay? But a lot of blood was shed. ”

"It's fine. I practice martial arts all year round, and my skin is rough and thick, so my eldest brother doesn't have to worry about it, and it will scab over after a while. ”

Zhao Yan acted as if nothing happened, wiped the blood on the back of his hand, and a row of tooth marks appeared deeply, and it was estimated that he would not want to fade the scars in his life.

The wound on the back of his hand was so deep, how could he not be in pain, but he didn't want Chang Xi to worry, so he pretended to be silent, feeling no pain and no pain.

"Brother Xian, the wound is so deep, but it can't be sloppy, it's better to bandage it. If it worsens, the affected area ulcerates and pus, it is not too late to regret it. ”

Mi Zhu said again: "Steward Liu, prepare a basin of water, as well as gold sore medicine, silk cloth, and scissors." ”

Their caravan of hundreds of people, all year round the wind and food and sleep, the suburbs are sometimes invaded by fierce beasts, and the mountain bandits cut the path, injuries are common, because every time they travel, they must prepare all kinds of medicines.

Originally, each of their caravans was specially equipped with a doctor to treat the disease, but yesterday in the battle of Xiaopanshan, Doctor Wang was in the middle of a bullet and went to chat with Lord Yan.

"Hello!" Zhao Yan stretched out his right hand and placed it across Zou Changxi's chest.

"What are you doing?" Zou Changxi wondered.

"My right hand is injured, and it is okay to clean the wound with my left hand, but it is inconvenient to apply medicine and bandage."

Zou Changxi was melancholy, her predecessor was used to this, she glanced at Chen Qun and them: "Then and that, you have so many friends, let them help you." ”

One of the barren and thin scholars, looking up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, pretended to say: "Brother Zixu, this sunset is infinitely beautiful, it can be described as beautiful." ”

Du Xun looked up, he didn't know how good Guo Jia was, why he watched the dusk, and when he saw Guo Jia's smile in a blink of an eye, he immediately understood.

Chen Qun comprehended and said: "Fengxiao's words are very good, such a beautiful day, I can't help it, I want to write a poem." ”

"Oh? Guo originally thought that we were the only scholars in Yingchuan who loved to write poetry. I don't want to, Brother Changwen is so familiar with it, and there is such a Yaxing. ”

Fanqin is obsessed with poetry, and urged: "Brother Changwen, come quickly, and we will evaluate and evaluate." ”

"Listen!" Chen Qun's long hair was flicked, and he lost it with one hand behind his back, with a celebrity style.

He took three steps and groaned: "You look at him, he looks,"

"Why don't I look?"

"Don't look at nothing, don't look at it,"

"Who doesn't look at it in vain?"

What kind of bullshit poetry is this, it's mediocre and messy, it's more limerick than limerick poetry.

Every time everyone heard a sentence, the smile on their faces became happier, and when Chen Qunquan finished chanting the poem, everyone laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up their waists.

"Wonderful! Wonderful! Guo Jia stroked his palms and laughed: "Brother Changwen's poem has a novel concept, each paragraph is fascinating, and in the plain and simple words, it reveals a profound artistic conception. ”

Du Xi hugged his fists and said: "Brother Changwen's literary skills are so solid, the younger brother is willing to bow to the wind, and he can't reach the dust, and he can't reach the dust." ”

"It's so bullshit, it's insulting!"

Fan Qin flicked his sleeves indignantly, so angry that he blew his beard and glared, he saw that everyone was frightened, looked at each other seriously, and immediately smiled and said: "However, I like it!" ”

I grinned, I thought Fanqin was rotten Confucian, his thinking was conservative, which thought was also teasing, and God turned around?

Zou Changxi laughed heartily, and her stomach hurt from laughter. I just feel that this group of Yingchuan teasers are really naughty.

Are you sure there is no wrong scene, this is still the troubled times of the late Han Dynasty, not the king of cross-border comedy?

Chen Qun is well-known in later generations, even if he is not known for his poetic talent, he has real talent and real learning, except for a little rhyme, the poem has no merit, it is completely a piece of shit.

Don't you just want to trick me and let me give Zhao Yan medicine, you friends show your powers, enjoy the sunset, chant poems, and gag.

What's going on?

In fact, Zou Changxi also understands that Mr. Lu Xun once said that the Han and Wei celebrities are still well-connected, get along with each other informally, are very keen on joking, and don't mind whether their behavior damages their personal image.

Moreover, historical records record that Cao Cao, who was born as a eunuch, was able to enter the upper class society at first, and he was inseparable from the appreciation of Taiwei Qiao Xuan.

Many years after Qiao Xuan's death, Cao Cao's garrison Chen Liujunyi went to Qiao Xuan's tomb and held a grand ceremony, using the standard of Taigao. The so-called Taigao sacrificial ceremony requires at least one cow.

At the end, Cao Cao delivered a memorial message, and one paragraph of the eulogy reads: "Dear Duke Qiao, I have come to see your old man." I remember that your old man calmly agreed with me that I would pass by your grave in the future......"

"If I don't bring a chicken and a pot of wine to worship, my stomach will hurt when I drive three paces away. Now that I follow the Taigao ritual and sincerely pay tribute to your old man, my stomach should not hurt! ”

There was also Cao Cao's son Cao Pi, who was already the legitimate heir at that time, and he had a confidant named Wang Cang, a famous literary scholar who was one of the seven sons of Jian'an.

After Wang Cang's death, Cao Pi was grief-stricken and took a group of friends from the literary world to see Wang Cang off. Gaine, Cao Pi's status is the most respected, so naturally he came forward to deliver a eulogy.

Cao Pi said: "We are all friends, don't say any, the image is not imaged." Wang Cang, this person, liked to listen to the donkey's bark the most when he was alive, everyone here should simply learn a donkey bark! ”

As a result, it is not surprising that at Wang Cang's memorial service, a large number of donkey barks sounded, and they also evaluated each other's tastes.

"Oh, Sima Zhongda, your donkey bark is extraordinary! And you, Chen Changwen, what are you laughing at, indiscriminately filling the number, you should be punished for drinking, and you should be punished for drinking! ”

The funny scene can't help but laugh just thinking about it.