Chapter 27 Eating Xiang Tu Dumb Medicine to Detoxify
As the old saying goes, it's easy to ask for priceless treasures, and it's rare to have a lover.
Zhao Yanru's love is deep-rooted, and if she is any girl, she will be so moved that she can't wait to make a promise.
changed to Zou Changxi, and my heart was moved, but I was not happy at all, and I only had a strong sense of powerlessness.
Her throat was dry, and her voice was hoarse: "Why are you so hard, I don't deserve your ......"
"Don't say it." Zou Changxi didn't say a word, Zhao Yan stretched out her palm, her fingertips gently skimmed, and covered her lips: "Whether it's worth it or not, I decide for myself." ”
"Ridiculous! It's ridiculous! Haha......" Fang Yu laughed wildly, laughing so much that tears flowed down his eyes: "Zou Changxi, Zou Changxi, what kind of incense did you burn in your previous life, you can be ......lucky in this life."
"It's a pity, it's a pity, no matter how lucky you are, no matter how gorgeous you are, you will only be dumb in the future, a dumb person who can't speak......"
Zhao Yan stared affectionately, his eyes were blazing, and he was close at hand, Zou Changxi shrugged his head, not daring to look at him, he wanted to talk several times, but he didn't know where to start.
Her mood is too complicated, there is the fear of poisoning, the innocence of lying on the gun, the guilt of misunderstanding, and the emotion of taking poison...... It's more embarrassing.
Zhao Yan took her soft, which was slightly cold to the touch, as smooth as clotted fat. He smiled gently: "Changxi, don't be afraid, if you become dumb, I will accompany you speechless in this life, and watch the prosperity of this prosperous ......"
"Okay, don't be sensational, it's almost there." Zou Changxi burst into a chestnut and knocked on Zhao Yan's head: "Hurry up and think of detoxification." The old lady is the most beautiful in the world, but she doesn't want to be dumb! ”
"Oh! I'm sorry, I'm thinking, I'm thinking about it! ”
Zou Changxi was so disappointed, she didn't know what cooperation was at all, and the topic instantly went to the ditch.
That little smashing alarmist, it's just a dumb medicine that damages the vocal cords, how can there be no cure, want to curb the toxins in the body in time, this good voice is still saved, and it will not be sad to become a female version of Wang Jie.
Thinking back then, my brother traveled south to north, south to Hainan Island, north to Jiamusi, I haven't experienced any wind and waves, and a little dumb medicine can't stump me.
The People's Hospital thinks about it, and the Putian Hospital also has it, and there is no hope of cleaning the stomach and intestines, so there is only one difficult choice in front of you.
Eat Xiang!
Xiang this thing, the evil is a little disgusting, but as long as you eat a few bites, you will definitely vomit so much that you can't find the north, and you will vomit out the overnight meal, and the toxins hidden in the body will naturally be solved without medicine.
Mom, everyone else is joking, Daddy Ma will give you 100 million and let you eat Xiang, are you willing?
A female man said: "My sister has a good appetite, I can eat him until he goes bankrupt, do you believe it?" There are also boys' shoes and said: "Old girl, don't eat it, my brother has tried it, but I can't swallow it at all!" ”
Zou Changxi's heart is extremely entangled, on one side is the poisonous hair becomes dumb, on the other side is eating Xiang detoxification, it is really difficult to choose, sing a song to cheer up first:
"Finally made this decision, I don't care what others say, as long as you are equally sure, I am willing to go with you at the end of the earth......"
"Good!" Zhao Yan applauded: "It's a good song of the sound outside the world, but the tune is a little weird, but it is not in vain to leave a masterpiece before losing your voice!" ”
"! Lose your sister's voice! The old lady is looking for Liang Jingru and borrowing some courage to make it! ”
"Who is Liang Jingru?"
"You don't know you either, stay where it's cool, don't disturb my brewing emotions."
"Babble!" Fang Yu's eyes flickered, his body staggered, and he hugged his head and took a few steps back: "Why am I dizzy, why am my limbs sore, this shouldn't be!" ”
Her tongue trembled, her lips turned purple, and she foamed at the mouth: "My throat, why is it so dry, like a flame burning, impossible, this doesn't make sense......"
"What's going on?" Zou Changxi was surprised: "This little is smashed, it seems that she is also poisoned?" ”
"Yes! Her signs of poisoning are much worse than ours. Hey! It's disgusting to look at! ”
Zhao Yan looked disgusted, and the two looked at each other, unable to figure out the situation. How could the mastermind who secretly poisoned himself poison, how stupid must he be to be so stupid.
Fang Yu wiped his saliva, a heavy gasp came from his throat, and he shouted at the top of his throat: "Mother Zhang! Get in here! ”
The old bustard leaned out of the window, listening to the movement in the room. She and Fang Yu are old acquaintances, after all, they run their business, and they don't have Durex on their heads, there are really a lot of hidden diseases in that area, patients and doctors deal with each other all year round, and they will inevitably get acquainted with each other.
The old bustard pushed open the door, and Fang Yu asked, "Mother Zhang, are you confused, why am I poisoned!" ”
"Miss Fang, it's none of my business, you must have confused it. I poisoned the cup in my right hand as you commanded. The old bustard raised his right hand and hurriedly cleared up the relationship.
"You stinky bitch, you're going to kill me!" Fang Yu said angrily: "I'm talking about my right hand, not your right hand!" ”
It turned out that when the two of them talked face-to-face, when they poured water face-to-face, Fang Yu's so-called right hand was actually the left hand of the old bustard.
The old bustard weakly defended: "But you didn't say it was your right hand at the beginning." ”
"Dare to be ...... Am I not poisoned? Zou Changxi was shocked, greatly relieved, and grinned.
"Great, you're not poisoned, and I'm not poisoned!" Zhao Yan was so excited that he was about to go to the sky, and hugged his sweetheart, and the two of them were chest to chest.
"Haha...... Neither of us has been poisoned, so let's celebrate! Zou Changxi spread her legs, staged various sultry movements, and raised Zhao Yan's stiff left hand to dominate the other party's posture, improvised an awkward tango.
Gu Long said no matter what, a woman who loves to laugh will not be too lucky, it seems that brother, no, it's the old lady, the old lady wants to laugh every day, and in the future, she will stop and laugh when she is halfway through.
"Yes, yes, that's how you tilt your head, lower it a little lower, and spread your legs a little more."
Zou Changxi hugged Zhao Yan, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, the old lady seemed to have suffered a loss, so she didn't hesitate to let go, and withdrew directly from the stage, hiding her merit and fame.
"Ahhhhh Zhao Yan lost his support, kicked his feet in mid-air, threw out his shoes, and fell to the ground with his head up.
Zou Changxi walked over, looked down at Zhao Yan and said, "I'm sorry, my hand slipped." ”
"It's strange that I believe you!" Zhao Yan crawled up, barefoot with one foot, and ran to pick up shoes.
Zou Changxi smiled, her eyes turned to Fang Yu, the little was slammed and collapsed on the ground, her spirit was sluggish, and her upper and lower eyelids were fighting with each other, obviously she was drugged.
She didn't have the heart to say, "Wow! You obviously have a single eyelid, how can you be so beautiful! ”
Fang Yu blinked again and again, and said inarticulately: "Slut! Don't be complacent, sooner or later, I will clean you up and sell you into Yixiangyuan! ”
"Save it, you don't have a chance." Zou Changxi smiled evilly: "People don't sell me, I don't sell people, if people sell me, I will sell people......"
"You think I'm easy to provoke, I'll wash you later, dress up in a fancy way, strip off your clothes and pants, and sell you to Yixiangyuan to pick up customers."
"Slut, I'll kill you, I'm going to kill you......" Fang Yu shouted weakly, and wanted to struggle to get up, but everything was in vain.
Zhao Yan couldn't bear it, he was a classmate, he pleaded: "Chang Xi forget it, she has already been poisoned and has been punished as she deserves, why should you humiliate her again." ”
"Are you mistaken? Actually sympathizing with her? Zou Changxi sneered: "Zhao Yan, you are very good, I see that you are affectionate and righteous to her, when I sell her into Yixiang Courtyard, I will simply let you come to give her **!" ”
"You...... You ......" Zhao Yan pointed at her, speechless for a while.
"What do you think, you want to be beautiful!" Zou Changxi glanced at Zhao Yan, looked back at the old bustard next to her and said, "Mother Zhang, if you want to save Miss Fang, hurry up and order someone to prepare feces." ”
"Okay, I'll listen to you, go and prepare right away."