Chapter 459: The Nezha Incident

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When Gao Ming woke up, it was already the next morning.

Seeing that he woke up, Meng Xin, who was guarding the side, hurriedly stepped forward to serve him to dress and wash, and then asked him softly.

"Your Highness, the concubine has already asked people to cook the white porridge, do you want to let them serve it now?"

Hearing Meng Xin's words, Gao Ming immediately swung towards her.

"No, I'm not hungry."

Speaking of this, Gao Ming suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly asked Meng Xin.

"By the way, Xin'er, I remember that I was drinking with Wei Guogong last night, how did I get back?"

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Meng Xin seemed to think of something, first blushed, and then glared at Gao Ming.

"Your Highness also said, after you got drunk last night, not only did you shout Nezha in your mouth, but also pestered Wei Guogong vigorously, asking him to show you what tower, and later picked off Wei Guogong's pants from his old man, what do you want to see, Your Highness?"

“……”

Lao Tzu wants to see the King of Tota Li!

Of course, Gao Ming couldn't say this to Meng Xin, so he could only pat his somewhat painful head, and then showed a wry smile.

"I've drunk fragments, I don't remember anything, by the way, what about Wei Guogong and others?"

"I'm going to send Lu Guogong!"

Hearing Meng Xin's words, Gao Ming immediately understood that Li Jing must be afraid of his embarrassment, so he found a reason to avoid himself.

Thinking of this, he immediately sighed.

"Alas, it seems that you will have to drink more leisurely in the future, but now it is said that wine depends on character, it stands to reason that my character is so good, and the wine can't be so bad, right?"

"Hee-hee-hee......"

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Meng Xin immediately covered her mouth and laughed.

"The concubine body also feels strange, in the past, Your Highness, you were usually singing or something when you were drunk, but it was the first time I saw a concubine like last night, by the way, Your Highness, who was the 'Nezha' you said last night?"

"Nezha?"

Looking at Meng Xin's curious look, Gao Ming was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.

"Okay, since you asked, then I'll tell you, if you want to talk about this Nezha, you have to start with a place, the name of this place is Chentangguan......"

Nezha is one of Gao Ming's favorite mythological characters when he was a child, so Gao Ming is also familiar with Nezha's story, and immediately told Meng Xin.

"It is said that in the last years of Yin Shang, Mrs. Yin, the wife of Li Jing, the general soldier of Chentangguan, finally gave birth to a meat ball after being pregnant for six months......"

Meng Xin: "(⊙⊙)..."

Gao Ming spoke the truth, Meng Xin listened to it with relish, neither of them noticed, and at this time, the two guards at the door were also listening carefully with their ears pricked up.

In this era of lack of entertainment, it is undoubtedly a very rare enjoyment to be able to hear a good story, so when Gao Ming finished telling the story of "Nezha and the Sea", the faces of the two soldiers at the door showed satisfied expressions.

This story is simply so good!

At this time, both of them felt that they were too happy to be able to stand guard for Gao Ming, but it was better to be happy alone than to be happy together, so they decided that after the change of guard, they would tell the story to their companions.

In fact, they did exactly that, and under the word of mouth of the soldiers, it took less than a few days for tens of thousands of soldiers in Pyongyang to know the story of "Nezha and the Sea".

In fact, Li Jing has sons, and his two sons are named Li Dejian and Li Dexian, but unfortunately the soldiers don't care about these, so they recognize Li Jing's son as Nezha.

Therefore, whenever Li Jing saw a soldier looking at him with blazing eyes, he always felt a little helpless.

"Other people's wives are pregnant and give birth to a baby in October, but my wife is pregnant for six months and a month, and she gave birth to a ball, what is this!"

Li Jing was not stupid enough to gag the soldiers, because he knew that doing so would only make things worse.

In addition, this matter was originally made by Gao Ming, and it was impossible for Li Jing to find trouble with Gao Ming, so he could only eat Coptis chinensis dumbly, and he couldn't say anything about his suffering.

When the "Nezha Incident" was in full swing, Huzi also came back from Luoyang, and immediately after he came back, he went to see Gao Ming.

"His Royal Highness the Prince, you asked me to send the boxes to Luoyang, and I sent them all to the treasury of Tiance Mansion and locked them up."

Hearing Huzi's words, Gao Ming immediately nodded.

"Well, that's okay, you should go to the school to find E Guogong now, he has been waiting for you for several days!"

"Yes!"

Huzi is a sincere person, he didn't ask Gao Ming why he asked him to find Wei Chigong, after receiving Gao Ming's order, he agreed and left immediately.

After Huzi left, Gao Ming raised his chin towards Meng Xin.

"Xin'er, go and tell Wei Guogong, it's time for us to go!"

"Huh?"

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Meng Xin was stunned for a moment.

"Go? Where to? ”

Looking at her stunned appearance, Gao Ming suddenly smiled slightly, and then stroked the hair on the back of her head.

"Silly girl, where else can you go? Of course, I'm going back to Chang'an, go and tell Wei Guogong! ”

"Hmm!"

Gao Ming's affectionate movements made Meng Xinqiao's face blush, she nodded hurriedly, and then ran away quickly with her head down.

However, shyness is shyness, Meng Xin is still unambiguous in doing business, and in less than half an hour, he came back with Li Jing.

After seeing Gao Ming, Li Jing immediately showed a wry smile.

"Your Royal Highness the Prince, your story can make the old minister miserable!"

Gao Ming also knew something about the "Nezha incident", so when he heard Li Jing's words, he immediately laughed.

"Haha, Wei Guogong's words are wrong, it's a good thing that you became famous this time, go back and I'll let someone build a pagoda for you and take it in, it can be regarded as the name of your Tota Heavenly King, if you don't get it, you can still go down in history!"

“……”

Now Li Shimin is called the Son of Heaven, if he Li Jing dares to be called the King of Heaven, let alone leave his name in history, I am afraid that he will not even be able to save his life after he goes back.

So after hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Jing suddenly smiled even more bitterly.

"Don't dare to be the king of heaven, the old minister can still have a peaceful birthday for a few days, and please ask His Highness to be gracious!"

Gao Ming also knew the truth of stopping in moderation, and when he saw Li Jing's bitter look, he immediately swung towards him.

"Okay, Wei Guogong, I'm just talking to you, don't mind too much, now that the steam warship has arrived, it will stop in the bay outside Pyongyang City, let's set off now, and the sooner we sail, we can return to Chang'an as soon as possible!"

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Jing immediately nodded.

"The old minister thinks the same way, then let's go!"

Li Jing didn't have anything to bring, so he set off empty, but there were a lot of smart things, there were nearly dozens of boxes, large and small, which were the gold, silver and jewelry he had looted in recent days.

Gao Ming did not take the tank with him, but left it to Li Ji and asked him to drive the tank back when he returned to the DPRK.

Seeing that Gao Ming was willing to keep the treasure of the tank for his own use, Li Ji naturally accepted the order.

After explaining everything that should be explained, Gao Ming gave orders to the soldiers in charge of driving the ship.

"Let's go back to Chang'an!"

"Yes!"