Chapter 5 Zhang Xian's incontinence
Ancestral? Treasure maps? Help with the research?
These words are pieced together, and everyone immediately reverie, they beg for a living, and the slogans they shout are all vain things, and the picture is not money, but money is the most practical thing.
Now the opportunity is in front of them, as long as they take the treasure of the Zou family, the glory and wealth they pursue, what fresh clothes and angry horses, what beautiful wives and beautiful concubines, and what groups of slaves, are they all at their fingertips.
Everyone's eyes lit up, and even their breathing became heavy, but Zhang Xian had a trace of reason left and expressed the confusion in his heart.
"Yongqiu Zou's family, it is Chen Liuhaoqiang, it is not surprising that there is a treasure map, but Zhang wants to ask Miss Zou, you are not related to us, why is such an important treasure, will you let me and others participate in it?"
Acting is about to play a full set, Zou Changxi gritted her teeth: "Because I hate Zhang Ji's old thief, I can't wait to crush him to ashes, I would rather marry any of you than be willing to commit to him......"
"As long as we find the treasure, there will be an endless amount of money at that time, why do you send people under the fence, you can recruit troops and buy horses, and then fight one side, and claim the king and hegemony in the future, I don't know."
Lei Bo held the ring knife in his hand, and said viciously: "Where is the treasure map?" I'll do the research for you. ”
Zou Changxi put her hand into her sleeve, her mind entered the Pinduoduo space, took out the pure black electric baton, opened her eyes and said nonsense: "Ah, this is the treasure map." ”
"Am I right, it's a treasure map?" Lei Bo looked suspicious.
"That's right, it's a treasure map."
Zou Changxi emphasized seriously: "Don't underestimate this stick, its material is extremely tough, ordinary swords can't break it at all, and the treasure map is hidden in the center of it." ”
Lei Bo joked: "You are a female baby, you have no power to tie the chicken, you can't break this stick, it can only prove that your strength is too small, with the three-foot big knife in my hand, I will definitely cut it in two." ”
"You can give it a try."
Zou Changxi squatted down, played with the electric baton and laid it flat on the ground, looked at Lei Bo with a smile, and hooked his hand: "Come, you come and cut it, remember to use force, use all your strength." ”
Lei Bo felt despised and pulled out his long knife without hesitation, bending down and slashing the black stick angrily.
With a muffled thud, the knives cracked into a gap, leaving only a shallow scratch in the electric baton, embedded deep in the air-dried earth.
Everyone was dumbfounded, and finally understood the tenacity of the black stick, Zou Changxi took the opportunity to pull out the electric baton and held it tightly in the palm of her hand, this is her killer weapon, or carry it safely.
Lei Bo was surprised: "This black stick, the material is hard, how can the treasure map inside be taken out?" ”
"Of course you have to use your brains." Zou Changxi smiled charmingly.
"Miss Zou," Zhang Xian said tentatively, "Since this stick is your ancestral heirloom, it must have mastered a lot of know-how, you might as well introduce it in detail." ”
"I can tell you, but I have to avenge Lei Bo first."
"Help me get revenge?" Lei Bo said blankly: "What kind of revenge do I have, do I need you to help me avenge?" ”
Zou Changxi's demonic smile made Zhang Mazi's heart sink, and he just wanted to say something to stop it, but it was too late, the other party poured beans into his mouth, and said everything that should not be said.
Let's listen to her: "Brother Lei, do you know why I didn't win when I guessed the stone?" It's all because of Zhang Mazi's deception, there are no stones in both hands, he was playing you before. ”
Zhang Mazi said hatefully: "Little slut, you promised me that you wouldn't talk nonsense." ”
"I always said that I was relieved, but I didn't promise you not to say it."
"You...... You ......"
"Good you Zhang Mazi, you dare to entertain Lao Tzu!" Lei Bo was furious, and another punch and kick.
This time, there was no need for Zhang Xian to remind, everyone rushed over directly to persuade the fight, and the scene was chaotic.
Zou Changxi didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and also jumped out of the snow to send: "Brother Lei, stop fighting, I didn't want you to kill him, it's purely because I can't see you suffer, you know my intentions." ”
While she seemed to persuade her, she accompanied Lei Bo to kick hard, Lei Bo saw it and smiled, and felt that this woman had an appetite for him, and every kick was more and more hard, not only to move very fast, but also to maintain a very handsome posture.
At this moment, he felt that Miss Zou was also quite interesting, if he was lucky enough to win the first place, and then dedicate it to Yuan Shu to spoil it, it would be too tyrannical. Let's look at the so-called treasure, and then decide how to stop it.
When everyone pulled away the thunder thin, Zhang Mazi was already dying, with more air coming out of his nostrils and less air in.
The shortcut to the warming of the relationship between men and women is to accomplish something together.
Zou Changxi achieved her goal and found that Lei Bo's eyes staring at her were no longer simple and rough lust, but mixed with a little love.
She struck while the iron was hot, and said angrily: "Brother Lei, you look so powerful when you beat people, the little woman worships you to death." ”
Lei Bo smiled shyly and scratched his head embarrassedly.
"Do you think that if you scratch your head and don't speak, I won't worship you? It's useless, a man like you, whether it's in the Xiliang border or in the Central Plains, it's like a firefly in the dark, so vivid, so outstanding......"
Vomiting, so disgusting, let me slow down, Zou Changxi endured the nausea, and continued to talk nonsense: "Your melancholy eyes, sighing dripping beard, miraculous dripping leg method, cool dripping scar, and the left side of the ear, fluttering dripping thirteenth hair, all deeply fascinated me......"
"However, as good as you are, the treasure still has to be found for drops. From now on, you can have everyone join hands and let me introduce you to treasure map tips. You can rest assured, my drop is your drop, and the stick in my hand will also be handed over to you for safekeeping. ”
After Tian said shamelessly, she also threw a flattering eye, who called Lei Bo the most dangerous, he wanted to sleep with a bad stomach, and he didn't focus on who he cared for.
Lei Bo's heart melted, and he felt that he was about to die of happiness, what this mother-in-law was thinking about was that he was him, and she was absolutely inextricably unable to extricate herself, and she fell in love with him deeply.
Oh mom, it's really troublesome to have good kung fu, this love comes too fast, it's like a tornado, you can't stop it if you want to, it's too exciting.
Zhang Xian was anxious, if these two people hooked up, what else would he do, he protested: "Why should the black stick be handed over to him, I am the commander of this group, and it should be handed over to me for safekeeping." ”
"Yes, the chief is the biggest, and the stick of the treasure map should be kept by the chief." Everyone cheered up.
"This ......" Zou Changxi turned to Lei Bo, her little face full of confusion.
She thought to herself, it's better for this group of people to have differences, and it's better to draw knives and kill each other for the sake of ownership.
However, it backfired, and Lei Bo said calmly: "Miss Zou, it doesn't hurt to give him a stick, the focus is not who keeps it, but who can win the treasure in the end." ”
He has made a decision, once he finds the treasure, he will send the others back to the west, it is difficult for Zhang Xian to blame, the martial arts are not comparable to him, and it can be said that the tip of the needle is against the wheat.
As for Yuan Shu or something, they all stand aside, and when he has gold and silver, he will take refuge in others and make a fart. It's better to bribe the imperial court, buy a Taishou to have a good time, live with Miss Zou, share the prosperity of the world, and give birth to a bunch of bear children.
You, why aren't you impulsive, can the magic of love still make people maintain their demeanor?
Zou Changxi scolded her mother in her heart, this Zhang Xian is really a big fool, rushing to keep the stick, and thought it was a beautiful errand, wait a minute, you will hold hands, labor and management will let you know, what is sour.
She rolled her eyes, "Okay, I can give you the stick, but you hold hands first, let me tell you the trick." ”
"Why do we hold hands, do you just say there's a difference?" Xiaoliu asked.
Zou Changxi explained with a smile: "This is the rule specially set by the ancestor of my Zou family, saying that wealth is moving, even if it is close relatives, they may turn against each other, so all treasure hunters must abide by the rules of holding hands to show one heart and one mind." ”
"So, listen to you, everyone come over and move closer hand in hand."
"Say what about you, don't lie there and pretend to be dead, come over to Lao Tzu."
"Everyone sing with me, let's hold hands, say don't let go, and walk with me......"
After a while, everyone held hands and formed a circle, Zou Changxi stood on the periphery, and after observing that there were no mistakes, he smiled and slowly approached Lei Bo.
Lei Bo also smiled, unaware of the danger coming, and seeing that he was about to approach the target, Zhang Xian shouted: "Miss Zou, don't move around, come to me to introduce." ”
"Dog, you have to find death yourself, and labor and management will fulfill you."
Zou Changxi was helpless, now everything is ready, she just needs to add fuel to the fire, she doesn't want an accident to happen, so she simply walked in front of Zhang Xian, who was even more embarrassed, and her sideways eyes provoked Lei Bo.
"Actually, this stick is called an electric baton."
"Electric batons?" Zhang Xian frowned and said, "Its name, why is it so weird?" ”
"Its name, while it's a little weird, but what's even weirder is that it discharges."
"Discharge? What kind of electricity is discharged? ”
"It's a very hilarious electricity, you'll soon find out."
The electric baton was pressed against Zhang Xian's chest, and Zou Changxi activated the switch, and the electric shock made a strange sound.
The people holding hands were caught off guard, and the powerful electric current released by the electric baton made their muscles spasm on the spot, and their hands and feet twitched unobeyedly.
Easy electric flip Zhang Ji minions, he is even more unharmed, this sour than the old altar sauerkraut, but also Tema to the authentic, simply don't want it.
The only fly in the ointment is that after the electric baton contacts the human body, its instantaneous discharge has been completed, and if you want the capacitor to accumulate high voltage again, you need to temporarily release the start button and restart it for the second time, otherwise the power will not increase but decrease after long-term contact.
About three seconds later, Zou Changxi released the button, and the electric baton also peeled off Zhang Xian's body, she paused for one to two seconds, and then started the voltage again.
It's just that in a hurry, there was an accident, Lei Bo, the turtle son, reacted very quickly, so fast that he couldn't let go in the blink of an eye, and ran away with a rolling belt.
Zou Changxi didn't care about chasing, Zhang Xian's arms were thicker than her legs, and she was not good at stubble, so she leveled one by one, and then shocked Zhang Xian, who was stunned and paralyzed to the ground.
Zhang Xian was electrocuted in the heart position, Lei Bo was only a transmitting current, the former was so impotent that he was unable to resist, and the latter could stumble and escape, which is also a normal phenomenon.
As for the other ruffians, Xu is physically weak, not as strong as the two of them, but the first wave of electricity, they have collectively stopped eating.
Zou Changxi, who has a snake heart, did not know how many times he repeated the electric shock, until Zhang Xian was unconscious, incontinent in the crotch of his pants, and pungent in his urine, so he let go of the unlucky ghost in front of him.
"Such a vicious mother-in-law," Lei Bo was dizzy: "From the beginning, the person you want to pit is me, fortunately, Zhang Xian doesn't know whether he is alive or dead, and rushes to keep this stick." Otherwise, the person who touches the moldy head is not him, but Lao Tzu! ”