Chapter 541: Poisoning a large piece

Li Er said anxiously beside him: "Big brother, you really have a lot of concerns, don't you know this kid?" I'm afraid he cherishes the fairy food more than you and me.

If you don't eat it, give it to me, Jianzhi, give it to the second uncle, your father-in-law doesn't know good things. ”

Li Jiancheng looked at his second brother's lewd expression, and secretly scolded the second brother in his heart, what do you mean that I don't know good things? Can your pronunciation be standard? I don't know, I think you scolded me for not being a good thing.

"The second child thinks you are beautiful, this is my son-in-law's filial piety to his father-in-law, what are you doing to make a fuss? Jian Zhi is not your son-in-law, of course I want to eat such a good thing. ”

At this time, Li Yuanji stood up and shouted: "Big brother, our brothers have always been blessed to share, such a good thing, are you embarrassed to swallow it alone?" ”

"Big brother, I want to eat too." Li Yuanba also spoke.

Li Jiancheng was helpless, looking at the three younger brothers with expectant and fiery eyes, he was really embarrassed to enjoy it alone, although he only had something bigger than his fingers.

"In this way, let's divide the food among our brothers, fourth brother, you are good at martial arts, and you will divide it evenly."

Bai Fan really wanted to cover his face and laugh, the four brothers didn't seem to be sharing blessings together, but practicing hardships together.

Who knew that seeing such a situation, the boss of the Xue family was reluctant, and said: "Your Majesty, King Jin, this, the last general also wants to ......"

Li Er was embarrassed: "Aiqing, just such a thing, it's good to divide it into four paragraphs, if you share it with you again, it's really ......."

Hou Junji said with a smile: "Your Majesty, isn't there still a lot of Jian Zhi there, he said that this thing can be taken out of the seed breeding, this shell doesn't seem to be used, such a good thing, looking red as blood, bright as jade, it must be a peerless delicacy, anyway, it won't be used after breeding, why don't you just give it to us to try it now?" In this way, we can be regarded as having really come into contact with immortal food, not that we are ignorant, and we will not embarrass Your Majesty when we go out. ”

…… The ministers looked at Hou Junji with a flattering look, and took a step back together, what this thing said was too good, too shameless.

Li Er was really embarrassed to enjoy the delicious food alone in front of the ministers, so he looked back at Bai Fan and wanted to ask for advice.

Bai Fan disagreed, nodded and said: "It's okay, today is my own person, I'm afraid my heart is itchy if I don't taste the fairy food, there is a lot of bags here, I will take out a little, everyone present has a share, the two of them share one and taste good things, this is fairy food."

But I said it, so as not to say that I am unfair, wait until I have divided it and everyone will eat it together, and the people behind me will fight, come and come, come and come. ”

Looking at the queue to receive the delicious civil and military, Bai Fan is going crazy, but unfortunately there is no video recorder, otherwise if he can record the panorama of the appearance of the famous ministers of the Tang Dynasty, it is definitely worth cherishing, I wanted to trick my father-in-law, but I didn't expect to catch all these old acquaintances by the way, hahahaha, you can't blame me, it's you who are greedy.

There were about 40 Wenchen generals present, the older ones came first, the younger ones came last, and the younger ones were qualified to follow.

The last in line are the Xue brothers and Cheng Huaimo.

After getting them one by one, I couldn't help but keep rubbing and playing, such a good and rare thing, and I was a little reluctant to eat it.

"Brother Jian Zhixian, you see that my brother and I have a big appetite, where is half enough? How about two? Xue Wanjun smiled at Bai Fan.

"Stupid and shameless, you have a big appetite, if it is about appetite, what about Jingde present, your turn?" Qin Shubao scolded with a smile.

Xue Wanjun was suddenly dumbfounded, without Li Jing present, Qin Qiong's prestige here in the military was the highest, no one dared to blow up the stab, and no one dared to open his mouth to ask for more.

"If you don't give it, you won't give it, and it is written on the lookout tower that you can't be greedy for more delicious food."

As he spoke, Xue Wanjun put the half of the red in his hand into his mouth and chewed it heavily.

Everyone looked at this guy so shamelessly, and said that they would eat together, why did you eat first?

At this time, I saw Xue Wanjun's mum, his mouth was tightly closed, the whole person was tense, even his eyes were closed, and the expression on his face was extremely distorted, which was obviously the feeling of being intimidated by the deliciousness to the extreme.

"The delicacy that can fascinate Da Xue, how can Hou lag behind?" Hou Junji laughed and ate it.

Seeing this, how could any of the ministers be willing to lag behind? See who's the quickest? Even an old man in his seventies like Yu Shinan is not slower than Li Yuanba.

Well! ×N

A few seconds later, a rapid sound came from everyone's side, and Bai Fan was already covering his mouth and shaking non-stop.

"Ahh ……”

An earth-shattering and terrible shout erupted from Xue Wanjun's mouth, like a spark that exploded a powder keg, and a terrible scream immediately resounded throughout the entire side hall, and then spread throughout the entire Lizheng Palace, and was still spreading towards the entire palace at a speed of three hundred and thirty meters per second.

The shouts of the crowd immediately woke up Li Junxian, the Xuanjia Army who was guarding inside, and the soldiers of the forbidden army who were guarding outside the door.

"Enemy attack! Enemy attack!

Escort, fast escort! The Praetorian general shouted as he ran.

"Xuanjia Army, the sword is unsheathed, protect the immortal food!" Li Junxian led the team to rush over from the other side.

But soon the two were dumbfounded, what is the situation? His Majesty took a few princes and the Manchu Dynasty civil and military forces in the same place, jumping back and forth with red faces and red ears and roaring, but Lantian Hou laughed on the fairy grain box, which was not like being attacked by the enemy.

Hiss...... ...... hiss, Li Jiancheng snorted his mouth, trembled his hands, pointed at his son-in-law Bai Fan, and held back the pain and shouted: "Boy, you, you dare to poison?" ”

Li Er and the ministers immediately looked at Bai Fan in disbelief, but they were too late to speak in pain.

It's absolutely hard for you to imagine what kind of experience it is for a person to eat Xiaohong Chaotian pepper for the first time in his life, Datang is not without spicy seasoning, but the most is the kind of pepper, compared with red pepper, that is the gap between the slingshot and the cannon, so Li Jiancheng and everyone thought that they were poisoned.

Hearing King Jin say this, the generals of the forbidden army immediately exclaimed: "Escort, protect Your Majesty!" Swift Doctor!

Marquis Lantian, why did you poison Your Majesty and the ministers? Please come down immediately and take the initiative to be tied up. ”

Bai Fan stopped his mischievous laughter, came down and waved his hand at the soldiers around him, "What are you doing?" Do? They all retreated, forgetting who Ben Hou was? You still want to take me?

I'm the number one master in the world, and I still need to poison them if I want to harm them? That's a big fall!

They're fine, they just ate some hot ingredients, and they'll be fine in a while. ”

"No, it's my duty, even if I don't want to die, I can't let you go unpunished."

At this time, Li Er and the others couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted one after another: "Water, get the water, hurry, water!" ”

The guards of the forbidden army hurriedly took out their own water bags and handed them over, only to see that one by one the ministers not only immediately pulled out the wooden corks and drank wildly, but some generals even poured water directly on their heads.

Bai Fan laughed and said: "Everyone, this branch is enjoyable, I forgot to tell you that it is not good to drink water, and it may be even more exciting after drinking." ”

What the?

This sentence is probably the worst news that the ministers have heard in this year, and everyone is only concerned with relieving the pain, and even forgetting to scold and take revenge.

And Li Yuanba, Qin Qiong, Li Yuanji, Cheng Huaimo and others, heard that Li Jiancheng said that it was poison, and they had already sat on the ground and tried to force the poison to their mouths, and Bai Fan was even more amused, this chili pepper is not poison, and it is probably useless to use it.

"Ah...... No, my eyes, my eyes are blind! Wei Chigong suddenly fell to the ground and rolled up, rubbing his eyes with both hands, it turned out that when he jumped and went crazy, he inadvertently touched his eyes.

"Doctor, what about Doctor? General Wei Chi, hold on!

Lantian Hou, did you say that it wasn't poisoned? Why are you so hot? The general of the forbidden army pointed at Wei Chigong's red and swollen eyes and shouted angrily.

"What? Can this thing poison the eyes? Many people looked at Wei Chigong's tragic situation and had this idea in their hearts.

I couldn't help but reach out and touch my eyes, wanting to check if there was something wrong with my eyes.

Bai Fan looked at it, I'm damn, it's not good, what are you doing?

"Hey! Don't rub your eyes, it's okay to eat this thing, rubbing your eyes will cause an accident......"

But how can he speak faster than the speed of the people's hands? In addition, everyone took a knife and half a chili pepper before, but they rubbed it for a while.

In less than a few breaths, the entire side hall was already full of people on the ground, Li Er rubbed his tearful eyes desperately, and shouted angrily: "Take him, take him down quickly, the erector will hurt me!" If you want an antidote, you're about to have an antidote! ”

I've been fighting and dying like that before.,The spirit is too tight.,Come to some relaxed and cheerful.,I hope you like it.。

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