While Ezhe was boosting his morale, the Ming Emperor Zhu Hongsan was standing on a high platform to observe the Mongols.

Just now, Zhu Hongsan cut off the nose of the Mongolian messenger, which was a great shame, and Zhu Hongsan was also afraid that these Mongols would come to take revenge, so he immediately ordered the whole army to be on guard.

Of course, Zhu Hongsan's cutting off the nose of the Mongols is not a matter of will, but this northern tour is the first time that the Ming Dynasty has entered the Mongolian steppe after more than 200 years after the Tumubao Change.

So Zhu Hongsan had long wanted to find a larger tribe to slaughter, but it had been almost a month since he entered the grassland, and there were many small tribes of hundreds of people, but there was no large tribe of tens of thousands of people, so Zhu Hongsan's Liwei plan had not been implemented.

This time, it was easy to encounter more than 20,000 cavalry, and Zhu Hongsan planned to use the heads of these Mongols to spread the prestige of the Great Tomorrow Army.

Zhu Hongsan saw through the telescope that the Mongols drew their sabers and shouted loudly, turned around and asked the interpreter: "What are those Tartars shouting?" ”

The interpreter listened attentively and said, "Your Majesty, they say revenge!" ”

Avenge? Is it to avenge the cutting of the nose? Zhu Hongsan scolded: "These Mongolian barbarians are really unreasonable, aren't they just cutting their noses, as for such a big hatred?" After Zhu Hongsan finished speaking, he ordered Han Sanqiang to prepare for battle.

Knowing the next development of things, Zhu Hongsan expected, those Mongols did not move after shouting, and did not prepare before the charge, but just divided a cavalry, the number of which was only a hundred, escorting a person in sheepskin in the middle to the Ming army camp.

When they came to a distance of 500 meters from the Ming army's camp, the Mongols were no longer advancing, and they were walking into the range of muskets. However, the Mongols did not know the power of the new artillery of the Ming army, and the range of the Ming army's eight-pounder field guns was as high as three miles, and the Mongols stood 500 meters away from the effective range of solid bullets. However, Zhu Hongsan also wanted to see what these Mongols said, so he ordered the Ming army not to fire artillery first.

The hundred Mongolian soldiers stood in a row in front of the camp, opened their mouths and shouted loudly, Zhu Hongsan didn't know what they were talking about, and asked the interpreter beside him, "What are those Tartars shouting outside?" ”

That interpreter is the Mongolian general of the Ministry of Rites, and he used to always go outside the mouth, so he is very familiar with the Mongolians outside the mouth, and he can speak a few words in the languages of various tribes.

The interpreter listened to it and then translated: "Your Majesty, the person who came from the camp is the Great Khan of Mongol Chahar Ezhe, and I want to invite Your Majesty to meet and talk!" ”

Zhu Hongsan didn't know how to learn, and he knew what Chahar was, so he couldn't help asking: "Didn't that guy with no nose just say what kind of sweat he wanted?" Why did you change the Great Khan of Chahar again? ”

The interpreter didn't dare to laugh at the emperor, so he had to patiently explain: "Your Majesty, it is Hutuketu Khan, that is, the title of Lin Dan Khan, Lin Dan Khan is the Great Khan of Chahar, that is, the leader of the Chahar Department!" "The relationship between the Mongolian tribes is complicated, and if you explain it carefully, you can talk about it for a while, so the interpreter feels that it is still easy to explain it in this way.

In fact, there are still some differences between Hutuketu Khan and Chahar Khan, Khatuktu Khan of the entire Mongol people, but Chahar Khan is only the Khan of the Chahar tribe, Hutuketu Khan is equivalent to Zhou Tianzi, and Chahar Khan is equivalent to the princes and kings below.

However, Zhu Hongsan, the turtle, knew about this complicated relationship, and after listening to the interpreter's explanation, he scolded: "Damn, why do Mongolians have to make it so complicated if they don't study?" If you don't study, you want to make people feel that you have a lot of knowledge, which is really hypocritical! ”

Everyone knows that Zhu Hongsan doesn't read, and now listening to an illiterate sarcastic another who doesn't read, everyone feels very funny, but who dares to show it in front of the emperor?

After Zhu Hongsan finished scolding, he said to the interpreter: "You tell them that Lao Tzu's identity is precious, and there is someone who can show his face and let that bullshit sweat come in and talk!" ”

No one on the Ming army's side knew Mongolian, so there was no way to find a loud voice to shout together, so the interpreter could only shout at his own throat.

It took a long time for Ezhe outside the camp to finally understand the meaning of the Ming army, and the emperor of the Ming Dynasty asked him to see him, which was not easy to do. I all know that the Ming Dynasty emperor is scheming, if I go in, won't it be delivered to the door?

Ezhe thought for a long time and shouted: "You Han people don't pay attention to faith and righteousness, and you cut off the nose of our envoy just now, so we don't believe you, we can only let your emperor come out!" ”

Zhu Hongsanyi doesn't want to come? It just so happens that I don't want to talk to you yet! Your tens of thousands of horses are not enough for Lao Tzu to stuff his teeth, and Lao Tzu's alliance target is Wu Keshan in Horqin.

"Damn, you tell them, it's just right not to come in, Lao Tzu went to talk to Wu Keshan in Horqin, Wu Keshan sent his daughters in order to tie up Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu can't be sorry for the cheap old man!" After Zhu Hongsan finished speaking, he asked the interpreter to translate, and the interpreter was half a diplomat, and it was the first time he had heard a diplomatic language say this, but there was no way, the emperor's holy purpose was this, so he had to repeat it aloud.

Ezhe was shocked when he heard that the emperor of the Ming Dynasty was going to find Wu Keshan of Horqin, Chahar and Horqin were originally mortal enemies, if Horqin and Daming were united, there would still be a way for Chahar to live? Ezhe thought about it for a long time, for the sake of his great cause and revenge for his father, it would be impossible not to take risks today.

Ezhe asked the soldiers to then shout: "Our Great Khan can enter the camp, but the Ming Emperor must swear to the Immortal Heaven that he will not harm our Great Khan!" ”

After hearing this, Zhu Hongsan smiled and said: "These Tartars are so careful, let Lao Tzu swear to Changshengtian, Lao Tzu's ancestor Zhu Yuanzhang is a monk, our family believes in Guanyin, and Changshengtian can't control Lao Tzu!" ”

The interpreter meditated in his heart that Guanyin was believed by the bhikshunis, and the monk believed in Shakyamuni, okay! Thinking so in his heart but not daring to say so, the interpreter asked cautiously: "Your Majesty, the minister rejected them?" ”

That knew that Zhu Hongsan shook his head and said: "No, it's better to see this Great Khan, in this way, you use your name to swear to Changshengtian, if Lao Tzu wants to clean up that Great Khan, you will not die well!" ”

The interpreter felt bitter in his heart, what does this have to do with him, but the emperor didn't dare not say it here, so he had no choice but to swear in Mongolian to ensure Ezhe's safety.

The Mongols swore the heaviest oath, and Ezhe heard the Ming emperor swear to put his mind at ease and rode into the Ming army camp alone.

The camp of the Ming army is surrounded by a cart, and in the middle of the camp is the big tent of the Ming Dynasty emperor Ming Huang, a fat man in his forties is wearing armor and standing at the door of the big tent, looking at Ezhe with a smile.

Ezhe saw that all the generals around him were faintly centered on that fat man, and at the same time, the fat man's little eyes opened and closed to reveal a cold light, and he was not good at stubble, so he knew that this person should be the legendary emperor Zhu Hongsan.

Zhu Hongsan saw a Humpty Dumpty man riding a white tall horse into the camp, this Humpty Dumpty man was full of black, and he was sunburned by the sun on the grassland at a glance.

Ezhe got off his horse and stroked his chest and said: "Chahar Great Khan Ezhe, I have seen the emperor of the Ming Dynasty!" ”

It is already very rude for Ezhe to speak like this, the emperor of the Ming Dynasty canonized Ezhe's Laozi Lin Dan as the king of Shunyi, so according to the etiquette, the whole Mongolia is a vassal state of the Ming Dynasty, and now Ezhe will be juxtaposed with Zhu Hongsan, which is really excessive.

In addition to Wufu, Zhu Hongsan's subordinates also have Chen Mingxia and other civil officials, these guys are the best at playing with words, Chen Mingxia sneered when he heard Ezhe say this: "Ezhe, has your Chahar Khan been canonized by my Great Mingli Domain?" What's more, even your father Lin Dan is only the king of Shunyi, and when he sees my Majesty the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, he has to salute, what kind of thing are you to touch your chest? ”

Knowing that Zhu Hongsan didn't care, he said with a smile: "Mr. Chen, don't be angry, I and this Chahar Khan are not outsiders, he should be my son!" Lao Tzu and his son, it's nothing to forget to salute! ”

After the translation, Ezhe knew what the Ming Dynasty emperor meant, Ezhe was also a Mongolian man in his forties, and he was very angry when he heard the Ming Dynasty emperor humiliate himself so much, and said loudly: "I heard that the Ming Dynasty is a state of etiquette, but I didn't expect the Ming Dynasty emperor to be so unreasonable, I am the same age as you, how did I become a father and son?" ”

E Zhe is forty-two years old, a few years younger than Zhu Hongsan who is forty-eight, but E Zhe has been exposed to the wind and sun outside the plug for a long time, and he looks about the same age as Zhu Hongsan.

Zhu Hongsan saw that Ezhe was angry, and said with a smile: "You listen to me tell you a good story!" Your father is Lin Dan, and your mother is Sutai Dafujin! ”

There's nothing wrong with that, Ezhe nodded in agreement. Zhu Hongsan continued: "Namu Zhong heard that she is your father's wife, so it stands to reason that she is also your mother!" Now Namu Zhong has been sleeping with me for several years, and Namu Zhong's son Abu Nai is going to call me his godfather, what are you doing? ”

Hearing Zhu Hongsan mention Abu Nai, Ezhe was a little panicked, Ezhe's bloodline problem was his death hole, if Lin Dan was good at talking about one of his sons, but Namu Zhong gave birth to a posthumous son, so this Abu Nai became Ezhe's heart knot. In addition, Mongolians are relatively straightforward and will not engage in the Han people in front of them and behind their backs, so Ezhe was shocked when he heard the name Abu Nai.

However, no matter how Ezhe said it, he was also a great sweat, and there was still a deep point of this, Ezhe quickly adjusted his mentality, and said unhurriedly: "They are them, I am me, and they can't be compared!" ”

Zhu Hongsan has lived for more than 80 years in his previous life and this life, and he has seen a lot of sophistication, and his eyes are empty.

"It turns out that Mongolians also like to play this game!" Zhu Hongsan sneered in his heart: "Originally, the little bastard who kept Abu Nai was just a temporary soft-hearted, but I didn't expect it to have such an effect!" ”

Zhu Hongsan has been immersed in officialdom all his life, and he may not be as good as Ma Mingyuan and Feng Ziyong's old white faces, but it is no problem to play with the little black face of Ezhe. Zhu Hong's three ghosts thought of how to use Abu Nai to obtain greater benefits for themselves.