Chapter 14: The East Window Incident (Part I)

When he woke up, he opened his eyes and got out of bed.

The bronzed strong back with strong muscles and scars is full of domineering under the bright sun.

With the face of the evil handsome and a little ignorant male god who just woke up.

If a girl sees it at this moment, she must be screaming until she explodes, how can she be so handsome, how can she be so handsome!

And then all kinds of obscenity, what wall knocks, bed knocks, strong ......, cough cough, in short, my mind is full of dirty pictures that cannot be described in words.

It took less than thirty seconds for T to get out of bed and finish washing.

It's not that he did it deliberately, but that twenty years of military life have made him develop this habit.

"It's time to eat!"

He looked at his folded quilt and simple cot and muttered to himself.

So, Bull carried his schoolbag and wore the school uniform of Judgment Middle School, and went out.

There were a lot of pedestrians on the road, and the traffic was busy, and they walked and walked until they came to a bun shop on the side of the road that was about to be demolished.

There are a few small tables at the door, and there are many passers-by buying steamed buns here.

Bull walked in slowly.

The busy proprietress said with a smile on her face when she saw the.

"Lad, what are you going to eat?"

T looked at the steaming steamer, and he asked like a curious baby.

"Do you have buns in here?"

The proprietress was stunned, raised her head and said in surprise: "Yes, there are meat, cabbage, mushrooms, and radish vermicelli." ”

"Oh." T nodded.

Growing up in the barracks since he was a child, except for going out on special tasks, the number of times he has eaten breakfast out is basically only a handful.

That's why he just asked.

"Then bring me ten meat buns, ten cabbage buns, ten mushroom buns, and ten radish vermicelli buns."

The proprietress looked at the bull with a worried look: "Young man, you order so much, can you finish eating?" ”

The passers-by waiting in line on the side of the road were not so kind, and urged one by one.

"Why do you care so much, other customers buy steamed buns, it's not that they don't give you money, you hurry up, I have to rush to work."

Urged by the customer, the proprietress couldn't take care of it, and hurriedly put 40 big buns on the bull, which filled 8 platters.

Just as the customers in the back of the bull were about to order three human meat buns, the proprietress found that the buns were gone!

It was all snatched away by the kid just now.

"I'm sorry, sir, all the meat buns have been sold to him, you can only wait for the next pot."

Customer: "Grass! ”

The bull is sitting in danger, feasting on the buns, one bite at a time, and eating is not happy.

A few customers who were eating together next to them looked at the buns piled up into a mountain of eight plates, descending at a superhuman speed at a superhuman speed, and their jaws were all stunned.

This Nima is a pig.

The surrounding diners were all amazed, and they simply knelt down to worship the.

Soon, the bun was gone, and after eating the last one, the bun stood up, touched his pocket, and suddenly found that he didn't have any money at all.

At this time, the proprietress who was waiting for the money with a smile on her face changed, and she stared at the with great suspicion.

T left fumbled, right digg, and finally pulled out a credit card.

"Well, can I swipe my card?"

The proprietress who was holding a kitchen knife and staring at him coldly asked without changing her face.

"Brush your head, young and gentle young man, you dare to come to eat the overlord meal, being an old lady is easy to bully, tell you, if you don't give money today, don't think about leaving."

The proprietress held a kitchen knife and pointed at the bull with a fierce momentum.

The bull was instantly turned into a fierce aunt's boss lady and was stunned.

What should I do, I didn't bring any money, or I just ran away, anyway, I just came back and gave her the money.

Thinking of this, his conscience was at ease: "Boss, don't worry, I will definitely give you the money I owe you for the buns, goodbye!" ”

With that, he turned around and ran away.

"Eat the overlord meal, dare to run, stop me!"

Seeing that the guy in front of him was about to escape, the proprietress angrily drew a knife and chased after him.

The diners around who were robbed of the buns also blocked the way of the bulls.

Damn, I robbed them of their buns, causing them to wait here for ten minutes, and dare to eat the overlord meal.

If you don't teach the guy who doesn't know the sky today, it will be intolerable.

Looking at the uncle who rushed over and blocked him with his body, he ignored it directly,

He instantly collided with a wild bull, and several uncles who stopped him were knocked all at once, staggering.

Seeing this, the proprietress looked disdainful, she sat on the motorcycle outside the store, twisted the key, and stepped on the accelerator with a heavy foot in the slippers she was wearing.

"Buzz~Buzz~Buzz~"

The engine roared loudly, and the proprietress directly screwed her hand to the top, and the motorcycle rushed straight to the top at an arrow speed.

The uncle who was knocked down around him also drove the vehicle angrily and joined the army of encirclement and suppression.

Listening to the roar of the engine behind him, he turned his head and saw the motorcycle quickly rushing in front of him, and the proprietress grabbed it.

He quickly stopped his body and directly let the proprietress catch the air.

At this time, several uncles also drove their vehicles to surround from behind.

It's just that their cars are uneven, some are motorcycles, some are electric cars, and even bicycles.

Seeing that the bull stopped, their car surrounded the bull from behind.

This is really a show of talent meeting soldiers, and it is unreasonable.

At the moment, it is estimated that it is impossible to explain it, so he sighed, and instantly exploded with 20 times the speed and jumping power of ordinary people, and instantly leaped onto a passing truck.

"Give me back!"

The proprietress started the motorcycle and chased after it frantically.

In this way, a motorcycle and a truck started a crazy race on the road.

At this time, the truck driver sitting in the cockpit was driving the car with a cigarette in his mouth.

Suddenly, at this time, I saw from the rear mirror that there was an aunt on a motorcycle chasing behind, and she was chattering, not knowing what she was saying.

As if he was scolding him.

The truck driver was speechless for a while, where did this fool come from, he dared to drive his truck on a broken motorcycle, it was simply death.

The truck driver looked disdainful, stepped on the accelerator directly, and with a few tail flicks in an instant, he overtook several cars and threw the motorcycle directly into the eighteen bends.

Soon, the car stopped at the intersection at the traffic light.

Bull jumped out of the car, dodged a few times, and swaggered back to his rental house.

Picking up his wallet, he drove the van straight out of the door.

Originally, I planned to walk to school this morning, but I was delayed for a long time by the proprietress who sold steamed buns, and now I am almost late, so in order to save time, I can only drive to school.

The van arrived at the proprietress and walked down.

As soon as the proprietress saw that it was awesome, okay, there is a road in heaven that you don't go, and there is no door to hell for you to come, if the old lady doesn't repair you well today, you don't know what it means to be high and thick.

She hurriedly rushed forward with the kitchen knife, and said foul language: "Stinky boy, you still dare to come, see if I don't kill you today." ”

"Smack!"

A hundred red tickets were thrown directly in the face of the proprietress .

Awesome: "Don't think of people as unbearable, I just didn't bring cash for dinner today, so I don't need to look for money." ”

After that, the went straight away.

The proprietress looked at the red ticket on her face, argued the authenticity, looked at the van with a resentful face, and said disdainfully.

"Drive a van and pretend to be a rich man, phew!"

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