Chapter 9: The Evil of the Ancients Comes
Could this be the first fierce general of Cao Ying, who was praised by Cao Mengde as "the evil of the ancients" - Dian Wei? Doesn't that mean that you came to the Eastern Han Dynasty in a daze? I was shocked, and my whole body immediately stiffened, like a lightning strike!
Confusion, resentment, despair... All kinds of complicated emotions immediately came to mind.
I pressed my hands to Chaos' head, and suddenly I became overwhelmed!
The unicorn of the dog day, in the blink of an eye, left Lao Tzu with nothing, I gritted my teeth, and my angry teeth itched: If it falls into the hands of Lao Tzu one day, I must let you taste Lao Tzu's power......
Seeing that my face was cloudy, the fierce man named Dian Wei asked with concern, "What's wrong?" Big brother! ”
I was busy with my mind, sorted out my chaotic thoughts a little, and hurriedly asked, "May I ask Brother Dian Wei, what year is it now?" Who is His Majesty the Emperor today? ”
I picked up the clothes by the river and put them on, and when I saw Dian Wei, I was surprised, so I explained: "My surname is Shen Minglang, and the word is Haichuan." My ancestors have emigrated overseas for three generations, and I returned from overseas and am not familiar with the Central Plains. ”
Dian Wei was a little surprised, scratched his head, and replied: "I only know that this year is the 7th year of Guanghe, and as for what the emperor seems to be called Liu Hong." ”
My heart sank suddenly, and the last remaining trace of luck dissipated, and I muttered to myself, "Liu Hong? Emperor Liu Hong of the Han Dynasty? In the 7th year of Light and 184 A.D.? The Yellow Turban Revolt? This joke is too big, I, the unlucky ghost, had the privilege of playing a thousand-year crossing! Damn the unicorn brought Lao Tzu to the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty! No wonder the air here is so good, the lake water is clearer than glass, and the crocodiles and tigers are also ridiculously big. ”
In fact, such a big crocodile, the white tiger, was also the best in ancient times.
After a moment of astonishment, my brain began to spin at high speed.
The situation has been bad and can not be worse, the previous despair and fear gradually dissipated, replaced by a faint hint of excitement, of course, more worry: "Witnessing this famous troubled era in history, from the Yellow Turban Uprising to the return of the Three Kingdoms to the Jin Dynasty, the population has dropped from 60 million to less than 7 million, and I am afraid that it is also an unprecedented catastrophe in the long history of China!" ”
If you want to eat and wait for death in this era, it is not easy! Even, even the odds of saving a small life are not very reliable.
And he thought to himself: If I could meet that damn unicorn again, how nice would it be to take me back?
Then he gave up this unrealistic idea, not to mention that the unicorn is unattainable, and even if he does, and really follows its steps, who guarantees that it will take you back to modern times? Throwing you into a flood era where birds don't is not worse than Dou E.
Turning his mind and thinking: "If you come, you will be safe, go back?" It is estimated that the odds of winning the lottery jackpot are about the same. As a senior enthusiast of the Three Kingdoms, I know a little bit about the trend of this era, and the figures of the Three Kingdoms are even more familiar. Looking for an opportunity to hug your roots and thick legs, it may not be a problem to live a gangster life. In case it doesn't work, Lao Tzu fooled and sent a batch of displaced people to the Indochina Peninsula to mix, and it is not impossible to be a soil emperor! ”
My mind was still wild, and when I was soaring in the nine skies, a big hand slapped me on the shoulder, which made my scalp tingle, I rolled my eyes, and scolded myself: "Is there such a greeting from you?" If you change to an ordinary person, you won't be allowed to fall apart! ”
Dian Wei smiled embarrassedly, and said: "Brother Shen, you can help me relieve my hatred, today at noon, I met this beast, it wanted to harm me, I smashed two iron halberds, and fled in the wilderness, I drove for a long time, this beast is gone, fortunately, I met Brother Shen, it deserves to be unlucky!" ”
This old man circled around me again, and praised me: "Brother Shen has a good body and courage!" To tell the truth, I have to weigh this beast with my bare hands. With the ability to fight tigers with bare hands, I also have to fight! It's not as good as ......."
"Just kidding, fighting with Dian Wei, that's self-inflicted!" Although I am also very fierce, I also want to weigh how fierce the top fierce people of this era are! But for the first time, it's better to keep a low profile.
After I found a lot of reasons for my cowardice in my heart, my mind changed sharply, and I had to quickly change the topic, secretly thinking that Dian Wei in history was not killed after being drunk? Yes, I think it's an alcoholic.
Then he said: "Brother Dian, it's getting late now, as for asking Brother Dian for advice, the coming day will be long, are you afraid that you won't have a chance in the future?" Today you and I meet is fate, I have self-brewed fruit wine, and there is good tiger meat to drink, how about we get drunk today? ”
Sure enough, as I expected, Dian Wei heard that there was wine to drink, and secretly thought that someone had just killed a big white tiger, so he had to let people rest for a night. and he never spoke again of his rivalry with me.
Then he laughed and said, "Yes, I have a relationship with Brother Shen, let's drink!" ”
The tiger meat feast was simple and rich, Dian Wei and I tore the tiger meat and poured fruit wine into a large bowl, and within a while, we had become friends who talked about everything.
After some inquiry, it turned out that Dian Wei had a friend named Liu Xian in the past, who was convicted of Li Yong, a native of Juyang, for a trivial matter and was victimized by him. Li Yong used to be the magistrate of Fuchun County, and his residence was built next to the bazaar, and his home was very heavily guarded. Dian Wei took revenge for his friends, drove an ox cart with chicken wine, and pretended to be an idler waiting for people on the street. When Li Yong went out, Dian Wei rushed to kill him; After that, hundreds of people came to chase and kill, and dozens of people were cut down by Dian Wei, and no one dared to get close, so Dian Wei walked away. Nowadays, the county is rounded up and arrested, and as a last resort, I have to run to the mountains for refuge.
After listening to Dian Wei's bloody experience, I was busy cheering him up: "Brother Dian doesn't have to worry too much, if there is chaos today, it is the time for heroes to use force, with the courage of Brother Dian, I will be able to fight for fame on the battlefield in the future, and worship the marquis!" ”
Dian Wei suddenly opened his two bull's eyes wide, and looked at me from top to bottom, trying to see through me like an X-ray, and I was terrified. Dian Wei said secretly: "This man is dressed strangely, informal, and his speech is a little strange, could it be that the 'stranger' mentioned by the blind master is him?" ”
It is said that after Dian Wei killed Li Yong, he was arrested for the state and county, so he had to flee from Chen Liu, die in the rivers and lakes, eat and sleep all the way, and traveled to Juyang (that is, Shangqiu), and was looking for a place to satisfy his hunger, when he heard someone stop him. Dian Wei was shocked, his hands clenched the iron halberd, and when he turned around, he saw a blind fortune teller shaking his head and saying to him: "This strong man stays, I feel that the strong man is full of evil spirits, and there will be a bloody disaster in the near future!" Alas, providence, providence! ”
Dian Wei let go of the arm that was gripping the iron halberd, stopped, and looked at the blind man carefully: except for the pair of cataract eyes that were blind, he was still sanctimonious.
Xiangshi lightly twisted his goatee, and a white robe fluttered in the wind, quite a bit fluttering out of the dust. With this good outfit, Dian Wei already believed most of it, and secretly thought: "Is there really a bloody disaster?" Could it be that he will be captured and beheaded by the government in the next few days? ”
Dian Wei hurriedly saluted the blind man: "Please also ask the master to save me!" ”
The blind master shook his head and said, "Heaven's will is hard to disobey......"
Seeing that Dian Wei wanted to leave, he grabbed him again and said, "That's it!" The old man made an exception today and leaked a heavenly opportunity, and you have heard it! Then he whispered to Dian Wei: "If you go east to Mangjie Mountain, you will meet strangers, and you will be relieved of the disaster of blood and light!" ”
Dian Wei was about to thank him, but when he saw the blind man, he said: "The old man did not hesitate to lose several years of Yangshou to eliminate the disaster for you, shouldn't you..."
The master was only halfway through his words, and suddenly twisted his fingers and looked at Dian Wei with a smile.
Dian Wei is a kind person, and he feels that it is also right to eliminate wealth and avoid disasters, so he hurriedly asked, "How much?" ”
The old man held out five fingers. 5 big bucks? The blind man doesn't answer, 50 big money? Still silent; 500 big bucks... After Dian Wei took out 5,000 yuan and hurried away, the blind man's white eyes suddenly rolled down his black eyes, and smiled at Dian Wei's back: "Huang Tian pays off!" I finally bumped into a fat sheep, and I can get away with it for a few more months! ”
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Dian Wei is more and more sure that the blind master said that the stranger is me. Looking at me, looking left and right, no matter how you look at it, it is not an ordinary person, and when it comes to speaking, it is not bad to be able to kill a tiger with bare hands! He grabbed my hand, found the organization like a lost underground party member, and said: "I don't think my brother is an idle person, why don't we go out together and have a mixed background?" ”
I was really pleasantly surprised to see that he intended to show affection, and I was worried about how to win over the first gold medal bodyguard of the Three Kingdoms, but he sent it to the door himself. Great, I smirked and swore to me: "Good! In the future, there will be meat for everyone to eat. There is wine to drink together, you pick the beauty first, you go to the fight first, oh, it's wrong, fight together! ”
Dian Wei shouted: "That's not good, I have to go first in a fight!" ”
I've never seen such a violent maniac! I forced a smile and my heart blossomed. pretended to be very cheerful and replied: "Brother Dian, do what you say." ”
Just as the wine and meat were in full swing, a voice came from under the hillside: "It smells good, it smells good!" ”