Chapter 21: A well-folded quilt can't save your life
Being stared at by Xu Yan squintingly, and listening to his tone was wrong, Jiang Danian suddenly became restrained, followed Xu Yan's gaze, and saw Xu Yan staring at the corner of his quilt, thinking that there was something wrong, so he hurriedly stepped forward to tidy it up, and said timidly: "This corner is a little uneven..."
Xu Yan shook his head, waved his hand at Jiang Danian, and said, "Take it back!" ”
Jiang Danian was about to be amnesty, so he hurriedly carried the quilt back, carefully placed it on the bed, and was meticulously square, and then stood aside.
Seeing that Xu Yan asked Jiang Danian to bring the quilt and put it back, a group of people were confused, and they became more and more confused, they didn't know what medicine he was selling in the gourd, just when Sun Xin was about to ask, Xu Yan spoke again, this time he pointed to Yuan Guoqing and said, "You, take the quilt down!" ”
Because of Jiang Danian's example, Yuan Guoqing didn't say much, Yiyan took down the quilt, put it on the central stool, and tidied it up carefully, then stood aside and waited for Xu Yan to speak.
"The quilt is well folded!" Xu Yan said again, the same words, the same eyes, the same tone.
"Any questions?" Yuan Guoqing said blankly.
"Take it back!"
Xu Yan frowned and shouted, calling two people in a row, but neither of them heard the answer he wanted, Xu Yan was also a little speechless, and his eyes turned to Luo Yifei again, "You, hold the quilt to the stool!" ”
"Why?" Luo Yifei's eyelids rolled, and he was not so obedient.
"If you want to hug you, you can hug you, where did you get so much nonsense!" Xu Yan scolded, saw Luo Yifei do as he said, glanced at the quilt, and repeated again: "The quilt is stacked well!" ”
Luo Yifei looked at his quilt and saw that there was nothing wrong, the corners of his lips twitched, and said, "It's okay!" ”
Hearing this, Xu Yan's eyes suddenly lit up, and he called three people in a row, waiting for this kind of answer, although it was still a little different from what he imagined, but he could only make do with it, after all, although this answer was not a confident stinky fart, it was much better than Jiang Daniu's shyness and Yuan Guoqing's suspicion.
But seeing Xu Yan raise his eyebrows, he stepped forward, flew up, kicked the stool over, and the quilt on it also rolled to the ground, with the action of kicking the stool, his angry words also followed, "It's okay, you're quite proud, let me tell you, these are all bullshit, on the battlefield, in danger, the quilt is folded well, it can't save your life!" ”
The angry roar echoed in his ears, and the whole dormitory was as silent as death, no one expected Xu Yan to be like this, and they looked at him in surprise one by one, not understanding what kind of fire he was making.
After a moment of silence, Luo Yifei reacted first, he looked at the quilt he was kicked to the ground, then looked at Xu Yan, and asked, "Why are you kicking my quilt, crazy you!" ”
Xu Yan turned a deaf ear to his words, turned to look at Sun Xin, met his gloomy face, and said with a smile: "Report to the squad leader, the special forces have completed the drill on how to deal with unqualified internal affairs!" ”
Drill complete!
Everyone looked at each other, and then was dumbfounded, only then did they react, this guy is not crazy, but is demonstrating, everyone looks at each other, looks at Xu Yan, looks at Luo Yifei, and then looks at Sun Xin, all of them have very strange faces, this guy is a toad frogs, and he looks like he doesn't play with flowers!
"You can't kick my quilt during the drill!" Luo Yifei shouted.
"Since it's a drill, there must be props, your quilt is a prop, what's wrong with me kicking it, professional actors, being slapped is a common thing, I'm just kicking you on the quilt, you're chattering here, if you kick you, you'll have to kick you." Xu Yan pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "What a big deal, really, I don't even have the spirit of dedication to art!" ”
Luo Yifei was dumbfounded, Sun Xin's forehead squirmed, and he forcibly suppressed the surging anger, and said coldly, "The drill is good!" ”
"Meaningless, let me tell you, I have studied the self-cultivation of actors, and this level of demonstration is a piece of cake for me..."
Seeing that Xu Yan didn't fold the quilt, not only did he not repent, but he also shamelessly showed off here, Sun Xin suddenly became angry, "This is not a drama academy, let alone a special forces, this is the Wild Wolf Regiment, it is the second platoon and third squad of the recruit company, your theory doesn't work here." ”
Ay!
In the face of Sun Xin's anger, Xu Yan shook his head and sighed lightly, hating iron and steel: "This is the difference between ordinary troops and special forces, ordinary troops focus most of their energy on trivial matters such as internal affairs, while special forces have only one purpose, that is, to concentrate all their time, constantly train to become stronger and stronger..."
"Do you know a lot about special forces?"
"So-so, everything that should be known is known."
Xu Yan said casually, what he said was modest, but there was a hint of modesty in that look and posture. That tired posture made Sun Xin angry again, and he was about to reason with him, when he suddenly noticed the corners of Xu Yan's lips raised slightly, he was stunned for a moment, and soon he came to his senses, now he is discussing internal affairs, and he wants to punish Xu Yan for not folding the quilt, not to discuss with him the difference between ordinary companies and special forces.
As soon as he thought of this, Sun Xin quickly calmed down, thinking back to the previous conversation, the more he thought about it, the more frightened he became, from the beginning of agreeing to Xu Yan's demonstration, he had fallen into Xu Yan's hub, was led by the nose without knowing it, and finally was almost taken into the ditch.
"This kid is really not simple, not only is he excellent in military affairs, but he is also excellent in psychological use, he can't be regarded as a recruit at all, but as the most cunning opponent." Sun Xin's heart was awe-inspiring, and his evaluation of Xu Yan increased by a few points.
However, since he had insight into Xu Yan's thoughts, of course he would not continue to be fooled, so he turned his mind and said deliberately: "You said that on the battlefield, folding the quilt so well that you can't save your life, so what can save your life?" ”
"Strength!" Xu Yan said, thinking that he had persuaded Sun Xin!
"How did the strength come about?" Sun Xin asked again.
"Training..."This time Xu Yan only said half of it, and then stopped, obviously feeling that something was wrong.
It's just that now that he reacted, it was too late, Sun Xin took his words and said: "That's right, Bao Jianfeng has been sharpened by himself, and his strength is based on hard training, in order for you to go to the battlefield in the future and have one more chance of survival, I decided to increase the training intensity for you." Speaking of this, Sun Xin hooked his lips and smiled, and said word by word: "The rest time is canceled!" ”
Ha ha!
Seeing that Xu Yan was self-defeating and was punished by the squad leader, a group of comrades-in-arms burst out laughing.
"Shoot yourself in the foot, you deserve it!" Luo Yifei said with a smile, and he was the most proud of everyone.
Sun Xin glanced at him, saw that his quilt was crooked, and saw everyone laughing happily, his face sank, and said: "It's funny, isn't it, all of them are there, the rest is canceled, and the punishment is five laps of the playground!" ”
The laughter suddenly stopped, and everyone walked towards the door with bitter faces.
"Haha..."This time it was Xu Yan's turn to smile, although he was also punished, but he was not alone, at least he was accompanied by everyone.
"Don't be complacent, five laps are just punishment, housekeeping still has to be done, if there is a next time, see how I punish you." Sun Xin glared at Xu Yan and supervised everyone to the playground.
So, during the rest time of the recruits, everyone in the third class came to the playground and reluctantly began to run in circles, staring at Xu Yan with unkind eyes, Luo Yifei shouted: "Xu Yan, you black sheep, you wait for me!" ”