Body 66 The Witch's Wizard
One is an Oiran who doesn't pretend to men, and the other is a crazy woman who acts recklessly. Two completely different personalities, but contradictory to the same person.
What's even more terrifying is that this woman still has profound martial arts.
Such a taboo-free female devil touches everyone's heart. Hearing that their traces had been found, everyone secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time, they tacitly focused their eyes on Xiao Can.
Cheng Buxia seems to be very jealous of another "Qiaoqiao", and is eager to pull a helper to strengthen his courage. Last night, the eldest brother played the demon sect demon around, won't he not help?
Du Sanniang expressed it more directly: I didn't see her kicking more than a dozen men last night, where do we dare to approach with thin arms and legs? Can'er, you have the greatest ability in the number of Piaoxiang Courtyards, you won't even be able to handle a chick, right?
Share the blessings, you should be in the woes, and I will fly first when the disaster comes.
Xiao Can suddenly felt that he still had a long way to go in terms of shameless truth.
Before leaving, the girls thoughtfully stuffed a lot of cotton into his chest, which is said to be effective in absorbing shocks, not only selflessly gave bone-setting wine and gold sore medicine, but also waved his hand with tears at the end and earnestly entrusted.
"Brother Can, you must come back alive."
Xiao Can suddenly remembered a poem in his mind: The wind is Xiao Xiao and the water is cold, and the strong man is gone-ahh
The bumpy carriage is like a fluctuating mood.
Along the way, Xiao Can was very worried. With Qiaoqiao's lawless nature, even if he is a "girl's aphrodisiac", I am afraid it will be difficult to submit, and the only solution is negotiation. And to be a good sister with a stranger, you must first enter her inner world. The fat man with a serious expression next to her happened to know her past and present life.
In line with the principle of knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent in a hundred battles, Xiao Can asked, "You have known Qiaoqiao for a long time, right?" ”
Cheng Buxia knew what he wanted to ask, with a thick sadness on his fat face, and sighed: "From the first time I saw her, I was deeply fascinated by her. Later, I learned that in fact, her background was very pitiful: her father was addicted to gambling and his life had been very depressed. When she was very young, she was sold by her mother and lived a life of exile. She had always hoped for a strong sister to help her out of her misery, so sometimes, she would think of herself as that person. Big brother, you must keep this matter a secret, otherwise she will definitely kill me. ”
My God, schizophrenic, dual personality?
Xiao Can's mouth opened wide in surprise.
He had heard this story told by Qiao Qiao himself, but he didn't expect it to leave such a big wound on her young heart. Dealing with this kind of fantasy paranoid character, the difficulty of the task skyrockets.
"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone." Xiao Can patted his chest dejectedly, squinted his eyes and asked, "By the way, I didn't ask you carefully last night - who are you, and why do even big people like Nalangu treat you with respect?" ”
Cheng Buxia said apologetically: "I blame me for this, I didn't make it clear to my eldest brother in advance." Our family has been in business for three generations, and the famous 'Genting Tower' is my family. ”
"Genting Tower? Haven't heard of it. Xiao Can poured a basin of cold water, thought about it and said, "I've only heard of Genting Daji. ”
Cheng Buxia smiled: "That's also our family." ”
Xiao Can looked surprised, and finally knew why this fat man was so bullish.
The Genting Daji within a radius of several miles is just a semicolon, and it is not too much to say that it is rich and rivals the country. Not only that, with his father's status in the capital, I am afraid that he will have a good relationship with many dignitaries, otherwise with the respect of Nalangu, he will never be so enthusiastic about a rich second generation.
Xiao Can affectionately hugged the fat man's shoulders and tried his best to relieve his worries: "Good brother, the eldest brother has no other advantages, just to be helpful, don't worry if you have too much money to spend in the future, the eldest brother will help you." ”
"Thank you, big brother." Cheng Fatzi catered against his will, and asked rhetorically: "Big brother, who are you, why did you install an 'undercover agent' in the Demon Sect?" ”
Xiao Can was slightly stunned, but he didn't expect this fat man to still be thinking about it. The relationship between him and the little witch is completely shady, and saving Cheng Fatzi is also a mistake, and he can't tell the truth at all.
Well, it seems that it's time to weave a beautiful lie.
He pondered for a moment, and said incomprehensibly: "No, it's not that my brother won't tell you, but there are some things, the less you know, the safer." ”
Some lies may not be more true than they are, and ambiguous answers are easier for people to believe in truth.
The fat man became more and more curious, gave full play to his imagination, and slapped his thigh suddenly: "I know, you are a secret agent of the imperial court!" ”
Look, it's not a matter of much effort to deal with this kind of fool who thinks he's smart.
"Shhhhh ”
"Shhhh
Cheng Fatzi dug out the "shocking secret", and his fat fingers were also pressed on his lips, and he nodded again and again with excitement.
The fat man, who was eager to decipher Ouchi's secret agent's emotional world, wanted to ask something, but he felt a sudden tremor under his buttocks, and the carriage slowly stopped.
"Yao San, what's going on?"
The coachman responded: "Young master, there are too many people in front, and the carriage can't get in." ”
The two of them lifted the car and took a look, and before they knew it, they had come to Moon Bay. There were many men and women in the square, pointing to the middle of the lake, not knowing what they were talking about.
According to credible information, Jojo is currently working on the lakeside.
Thinking about the exciting scene of Qiao Qiao kicking in all directions last night, Xiao Can's heart suddenly tightened, patted the fat man on the shoulder and said, "No, my brother is going to pee, you go to see what the situation is first." ”
The fat man was very well prepared, and he took out a urinal from under the stool, and said with a smile: "Big brother is worthy of being my confidant, and it just so happens that I also want to pee, together." ”
Xiao Can was completely speechless, seeing that the fat man did not shy away from loosening his trouser belt and making it easier directly, he said seriously: "Forget it, Qiao Qiao is in dire straits, time is very urgent, it is important to save people first." ”
Cheng Buxia was in awe: "Big brother, I thank you for Qiaoqiao - ouch, I'll go, I'm urinating." ”
Xiao Can rolled his eyes, directly lifted the curtain and got out of the car.
There were Nalan Gu and Cheng Buxia's guards to open the way, and they did not encounter any obstacles along the way, but when the two came to the lakeside, they were completely stunned by the scene in front of them.
"Help!"
"Woman, I don't dare anymore, please let me go ashore."
"Heroine, the little pervert is lost, your boss has a lot, spare me this time!"
In the rippling blue moon bay, more than a dozen men fluttered in the water, like dumplings, everyone cried and mourned, begging for mercy again and again at a beautiful shadow on the shore.
"Girl, I advise you to arrest as soon as possible, so as not to offend and add a grade!"
On the other side of the square, several soldiers of the patrol battalion were lying on the ground and humming, obviously suffering a dark loss. The rest of the soldiers held their weapons as if they were facing a great enemy, and the old acquaintance, Captain Wu, warned the woman with his back to him, but he received no response.
Next to the shore of the lake, jade carved railings.
Jojo, dressed in a fiery red robe, was sitting against the railing, his two little feet in embroidered shoes kicking back and forth, smiling like a flower at the wailing man in the lake.
A ray of sunlight reflected the fairy face, gilding the side of her face with a layer of gold. The long eyelashes trembled, the beautiful eyes bent into a crescent moon, and the crystal clear white skin, embellishment of the turquoise lake, like a "fairy laughing red dust", made countless onlookers forget to breathe.
The pervert fell into the water, and the patrol rider was wounded. Needless to say, all of this is naturally Jojo's masterpiece.
"Boom."
Xiao Can secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, quietly found out the purse that was related to success or failure, and advised: "Fortunately, I have a secret weapon to deal with her!" Later, you attract her attention, and I sneak up and understand the battle plan? No, no? ”
After asking a few times and not responding, Xiao Can looked back and found that the fat man had already hidden in the crowd.
Damn, this fat man who is greedy for life and afraid of death, you deserve not to be a girl!
Cheng Buxia smiled apologetically, as if he was afraid that Xiao Can would retreat from the battle, so he opened his throat and yelled at Qiao Qiao's back.
"Qiaoqiao, my eldest brother is here to soak you!!"
Everyone in the audience knew how terrible the woman was, and when they heard the words, they took three steps backwards and directly isolated Xiao Can.
"I, Nima—"
Xiao Can was like a boat in a storm, and before he could scold three words, he saw Qiao Qiao turning his head leisurely, and a pair of lazy eyes were firmly locked on him!