Chapter 092 The King of Ridiculousness
"Dicuitai" is built on the outskirts of the city, and the courtyard wall of red sand stone perfectly wedges a red building with the mountains and forests. The clear stream in the park lingers, and the sound of water is murmuring. Nearly ten miles of gardens, pavilions, pavilions, high and low, birds singing in the village, fish jumping lotus pond, without losing wild interest.
When Ren Yan arrived at a big house in the garden, he entered the hall and saw that the young King of Jing, Li Yuanze, was wearing a suit of arrow sleeves, probably just returning from martial arts, and he was still holding a bright sword in his hand, with a slight sweat on his forehead.
Seeing Ren Resentment, King Jing greeted him with a grin, then strode over, handed the long sword upside down to a maid to put it away, turned around and lay lazily on the Hu bed covered with Persian velvet, waved his hand and said: "Taishou doesn't have to be polite, sit down!" ”
Ren Yan is still dealing with the prince for the first time, seeing that his behavior is very casual, compared to the emperor's majesty is very different, and his heart is not so restrained, he hurriedly smiled and agreed, sat down on the seat, and said: "The prince arrived, and I didn't know that there would be a sound, the lower official never greeted him from afar, and I also prayed for the prince's forgiveness!" ”
King Jing waved his hand impatiently: "The king listens to the scene every day, welcomes the forgiveness of sins when he is late, forgives his sins if he is not well entertained, and has never welcomed forgiveness from afar, where are the stinky rules of many Rory." ”
Let the grievances be suffocated, this prince is really independent and special, and he has the legacy of the Han and Jin Dynasties. Ren Yan coughed and said, "Eh, the prince has arrived, and the lower officials have come to pay a visit from now on, which is the proper ceremony." The mountains and rivers here are beautiful, but I don't know if you are still used to living in the prince? ”
King Jing said: "What is not used to living here, this king has never cared much about food and housing, only Fengyue, and it is impossible to break it!" ”
When King Jing said this, he suddenly sat up and looked at Ren Yan with great interest: "Wu Wa Yuenu, Qin E Chu Ji, Qi Jiao Yanshu, each with its own charm. Bashu is the country of abundance, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, and the women here should also have a special taste. This king once heard that Wu Wajiao is more feminine, and Chu Ji is slender and slender. Qi Jiaoqiao, Yan enchanting, Bashu has been slender since ancient times! You have been an official in Lizhou for several years, what do you think about this? ”
Ren Yan was dumbfounded, although he had never seen King Jing before, he had also heard that this prince was the only ridiculous king among the more than 20 sons of the Emperor Taishang, and when he saw it today, he really lived up to his reputation. I don't know that the prince is also a human being, once there is no restraint from the rules and unscrupulousness, he is not like a human being than ordinary people.
Ren Ren originally wanted to pretend, but he didn't want to meet people in the same way, where could he still be reserved, hurriedly shook his spirits, raised his big finger and said: "The prince is really insightful, that's right!" The so-called slender Shu girl is not slender and thin, but thin where it should be thin, fat where it should be fat, play with it, the taste, hehehe, prince, you know ......"
When King Jing heard this, his eyebrows fluttered, and he said happily: "I understand, I understand." This king has come here, and he has also met some Bashu women along the way, although she is beautiful and lovely, but compared to the rumors, it seems to be inferior, but I don't know how you are in Lizhou Mansion? ”
Ren Yan was overjoyed when he heard this, and was about to persuade King Jing to stay in Lizhou, but this time he just did what he liked. Ren Yan hurriedly said: "Don't worry, since the prince likes beauty and entertainment, the lower officials should make proper arrangements and discipline the prince to be satisfied!" ”
King Jing was very satisfied when he heard this, and nodded and said, "Okay!" Very good! You are more than a point and a half stronger than the warrior, and the governor is very uninteresting, and the banquet with him is very boring. ”
When Ren complained about it, he immediately said: "It's better to understand that the lower officials set up a banquet in the mansion to entertain the prince!" In the private house, it is also more casual. ”
Ren complained and handed King Jing a look that all men understand, King Jing was itchy when he heard it, and hurriedly said: "It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, why wait until tomorrow, let's go, let's go now!" ”
Ren said embarrassedly: "This, in a hurry, many things are too late to prepare, the ingredients and wine are ......, and the guests who accompany you have to be invited to ......."
Before Ren finished speaking, King Jing said impatiently: "Eh! This king has never liked cumbersome etiquette, so choose some 'delicacies' that don't need to be prepared in advance, and let this king enjoy it! ”
King Jing said, raising his eyebrows to Ren resentfully, and also handed over a look that a man would understand.
Ren said helplessly: "Okay, please also ask the prince to put on a guard of honor......"
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by King Jing: "Go to a low private residence to drink, and you don't have to travel to other places, you can just drive lightly, and it's more convenient!" ”
Ren Yan secretly smiled bitterly: "This guy is a hungry ghost, it's just that, the future will be long!" ”
At that moment, King Jing happily ordered to arrange a car to drive, and to go to his house as a "guest" with Ren Ren.
In fact, Ren Yan originally wanted to arrange a banquet tomorrow, but when he came, he was worried about letting the housekeeper inquire about the situation, and he needed to grasp the news from Liu Xiahua as soon as possible to see who wanted to be unfavorable to him. On the other hand, he also wants to invite as many people as possible tomorrow.
Although Li Yuanze is a prince, not a court official, and he doesn't care much about the government affairs of the officials, he is the emperor's brother after all, and he is a figure who can directly reach the heavens.
Invited this great god to make a grand scene, some people who want to take advantage of the fire to rob and attack him have to think about it. However, this Jing Wang Ye was too anxious, and he couldn't wait even a day, and he wanted him to put on a guard of honor to swagger through the market, and he was too time-consuming and laborious.
However, since this King Jing has something good, it will be easy to do, and there are many opportunities, but there is no hurry. Ren Ren even wanted to mention auspiciousness, believing that with the appearance of an auspicious girl, he would be able to impress King Jing, so he would have another bargaining chip to take revenge on Li Yu.
It's just that he only knows that King Jing is lustful now, and lust does not mean being bold, and Li Yuan dares to take advantage of it, and he is still not sure, and he doesn't want to be self-defeating.
Moreover, auspiciousness is the key to many officials in the Lizhou government secretly targeting him, and he still needs to judge the situation before he can make the best choice. He wouldn't have thrown out auspiciousness so early, and things might not necessarily go in his favor.
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The samurai had already figured out that the people who patrolled his mansion were sent by the whims. Wu Shi Tong couldn't help but be secretly annoyed, although he refused Ren Ren's joint petition and persuaded King Jing to stay in Fanli Prefecture, but he didn't necessarily want to make a feud with Ren Ren, but this person was too narrow-minded.
He is neither benevolent, nor does Wu Shi Tong mind returning the color, especially when he heard that Sima Liu waved to impeach Ren Grievance, Wu Shi Tong secretly laughed that Liu Xia Hui finally couldn't bear the loneliness, and his willingness to deal with Ren Grudge was stronger.
So, Samurai Tong immediately instructed the shogunate to write him an impeachment note, and Samurai Tong was an official who was about to be transferred to another place, but before leaving, he participated in a copy of his colleagues, and if the content of the note was not well mastered, so that the emperor felt disgusted, it would be more than worth the loss.
Because of this, the wingmen were reluctant to take over the mission, so they invariably pushed it to Yang Qianye, a sister-in-law who had just joined the shogunate and was working for the samurai. In the eyes of the bureaucrats, if you write inappropriately, you will be scolded for being scolded. And Yang Qianye is the sister-in-law of the Metropolitan Governor, and she is coquettish to her brother-in-law, even if she writes a piece of shit, she will not anger the Metropolitan Governor.
Yang Qianye was not ambiguous, he wrote with a pen, sprinkled more than 3,000 words, and a piece of music was written quickly, and he used it to be coquettish to the samurai.