Chapter 300 Chapter 23 Liu Bing's Wish
Hearing that Gao Ming was going to make a bet with himself, Liu Bing was stunned at that time.
"Too ...... His Royal Highness the Prince, it's not that the old slave is unwilling to bet with His Royal Highness the Prince, but the old slave has nothing, and the interest of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is ruined, the old slave really deserves to die......"
As he spoke, Liu Bing was about to kneel down for Gao Ming, but before he could kneel, Gao Ming grabbed him.
"Speak well, don't kneel down at every turn, we're all old acquaintances, I don't like this, get up!"
"Yes!"
Seeing that Gao Ming's expression did not seem to be fake, Liu Bing agreed and stood up, and then bowed to Gao Ming.
"Thank you, Your Highness the Crown Prince, for your magnanimity!"
"Hmm!"
Seeing Liu Bing standing up, Gao Ming nodded, and then patted him on the shoulder.
"Sixth, let's do it, let's find what I just said, let's make a bet, if I can make my old man turn his anger into joy and invite me to dinner, even if I win, otherwise you win, if you win, I will give you a good thing!"
Speaking of this, Gao Ming squeezed his eyes towards Liu Bing.
"A good thing that completely masks the smell on your body!"
As soon as Gao Ming's words fell, Liu Bing's eyes suddenly widened, and then he gasped.
"Shhh...... Is there really such a good thing? ”
Of course, there is a reason why Liu Bing is so excited, like the old eunuch he is, due to physical defects, he often can't control the urine door, so there will always be a peculiar smell on his body.
The most important thing is that Liu Bing specializes in serving Li Shimin, and as the emperor's close attendant, he naturally can't let Li Shimin smell this "indecent smell", so covering up the smell has become one of Liu Bing's compulsory courses every day.
In order to cover this smell, Liu Bing needs to use a large amount of sandalwood to smoke his clothes every day, and at the same time he wears several sachets on his body, in order to use the smell of sandalwood to cover up the smell on his body.
But it's a pity that it has had little effect, and recently he found out that Li Shimin had subconsciously kept his distance from him, which made Liu Bing feel very frightened.
What would happen to a eunuch who was disgusted by the emperor?
Every time I think of this question, Liu Bing shudders.
Therefore, when he heard that Gao Ming had something that could completely cover up the smell on his body, he could no longer control his excitement, and knelt down towards Gao Ming with a "poof".
"Your Royal Highness the Prince, how can I get this treasure? But with the words of His Royal Highness the Prince, the old slave is willing to die for His Royal Highness the Prince! ”
Speaking of this, he immediately "knock knock" to Gao Ming's head three times.
Looking at Liu Bing's excited appearance, the corners of Gao Ming's mouth suddenly twitched.
"Uh...... It's just a gadget, and it's not a baby, why are you so excited, Lao Liu? Get up! ”
As he spoke, Gao Ming reached out to help Liu Bing, but Liu Bing shook his head.
"His Royal Highness the Prince, it may be a gadget for you, but it is a life-saving treasure for the old slave, please ask His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to be gracious!"
As he spoke, he kowtowed to Gao Ming a few more times.
Looking at this scene, Gao Ming had no choice but to sigh, and then nodded.
"Alas...... Well, since you've said so, I'll agree, and when you look back at any flowers that are more fragrant, I'll get me some, and I'll give you a bottle after I make the perfume, so get up! ”
"Thank you, Your Royal Highness the Prince, thank you, His Royal Highness the Prince......"
Hearing Gao Ming's agreement, Liu Bing was overjoyed, and kowtowed to Gao Ming twice before standing up.
Seeing him so excited, Gao Ming couldn't help laughing.
"Okay, this bet hasn't even started, this bet was asked by you first, it seems that I really don't fit to open the market, right?"
Liu Bing heard Gao Ming's joke, and his face suddenly showed a trace of embarrassment.
"His Royal Highness the Prince, the old slave is indeed presumptuous, in the future, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince can tell the old slave if he has something, and the old slave will definitely do it for you, by the way!"
Speaking of this, Liu Bing seemed to think of something, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly arched his hand towards Gao Ming again.
"Back to His Royal Highness the Prince, last time you asked the old slave to find a sturdy woman to enter the palace to replace the eunuch, the old slave has already done it, and now there are nearly five hundred female wrestlers in the palace to listen to them, all of them are good hands, ordinary little eunuchs, two or three are not their opponents!"
Hearing Liu Bing's words, Gao Ming remembered that he had indeed instructed Liu Bing about this, so he smacked his lips and nodded.
"Well, okay, then let's start with my East Palace, and you turn around and take these female men, uh...... No, it was the female wrestlers who brought them to the East Palace and asked them to change into the clothes of eunuchs, which can be regarded as officially going to work, as for those original eunuchs, they should be arranged elsewhere! ”
"Yes!"
The two came to the door of the imperial study while talking, Gao Ming waved his hand at Liu Bing and went in, and after Gao Ming entered, Liu Bing immediately called the two palace maids who passed by to his side.
"Hey, you two, let's ask you, what other flowers are blooming at this time, and they are still more fragrant?"
Compare fragrant flowers?
After hearing Liu Bing's words, the two palace maids immediately glanced at each other, and then one of them blessed him.
"Back to Father-in-law Liu, there are many flowers blooming this season, but the most fragrant is the peony flower."
As soon as her words fell, the other palace maid also nodded.
"Yes, yes, yesterday Concubine Yin took a bath with peony petals, but it was fragrant!"
"Peony flowers?"
Hearing the words of the two, Liu Bing immediately smiled and nodded, then reached out and took out a bunch of money from his arms and put it in the hand of one of the palace maids.
"Here are two hundred yuan, you go and help me get a bag of peony flowers, and the rest will be rewarded to you!"
"This ......"
In the past, they stuffed money into Liu Bing's hands, but this time it was reversed, and seeing Liu Bing stuffing the money into their hands, the two palace maids were suddenly a little dumbfounded.
After reacting, the two shook their heads.
"No, no, no...... Father-in-law Liu, the peony is not worth much, if you want it, we will find it for you, but this money is ......"
Before they could finish speaking, Liu Bing interrupted them with a wave of his hand.
"Okay, you don't need to say it, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince likes honest people, if our family bullies you, go back and let His Royal Highness the Crown Prince know, he will definitely be unhappy, our family will give you this money, you just take it!"
"Thank you, Gonggong Liu, we're going to get you peony flowers!"
Seeing that Liu Bing said this, the two palace maids had no choice but to accept the money, and then hurriedly went to help Liu Bing find flowers.
Looking at the backs of them leaving, Liu Bing's face suddenly showed a satisfied smile.
"Well, when they send the flowers, our family will immediately send them to the East Palace, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince said that what is the name of that baby? Perfume? Well, you know it's a good thing when you hear it, haha......"
Thinking of this, Liu Bing looked at the door of the imperial study again, then folded his hands together, and began to babble in his mouth.
"God bless, I hope that the saint will not embarrass His Royal Highness the Prince, let His Royal Highness the Prince be happy, and go back to make perfume to reward our family, God bless...... Amitabha Buddha ......"