Chapter 113 is going to make a fool of you
Yang Qianye tossed like this, and became the last to arrive. When she arrived at the dining hall, everyone else had already arrived, and her sister Yang was saluting King Jing Han, apparently arriving only a few moments earlier than her.
Although King Jing is lustful, he is not so good. The worm is on the brain, and he won't hit the woman he shouldn't touch. But it's still okay to eat other people's "ice cream" with a pair of colored eyes more covertly.
A pair of sisters in the Yang family are charming and charming, honey. Peach ripe; A boudoir to be written, with buds to be released. The style is different, and the beauty is delicious. So, His Royal Highness King Jing was very happy, and after drinking, the wine was already drunk before the third round.
King Jing asked the guards to help him stagger out, and he came back after two cups of tea, and he didn't know whether he was out of Gong or vomited, his eyes were drunk and hazy, and he didn't sit anymore, and said with a smile: "This wine in the governor's mansion is really mellow, and with the power of this king's wine, it actually ...... Got drunk so quickly. ”
The warrior Tong got up and said with a smile: "Xiaguan's wine may not be strong. I think it's because the prince has been traveling in the mountains and rivers for a few days, and his physical strength is lacking, so he can't drink anymore. ”
King Jing saw that the warrior Tong was going to help him sit down, so he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't sit, don't sit." This king wants to vomit in his chest, and if he makes a fool of himself on the spot, it will disturb everyone's drinking. Drink, drink, arrange it in the guest house, this king...... Belch...... This king will rest in your house today. ”
When the warrior heard this, he hurriedly said: "In this case, the lower official immediately arranged for the prince to ......"
King Jing said impatiently: "Hey, you are a military general, how can you learn to complain about ordinary mothers-in-law." I'm drunk, I'm going to sleep as soon as I get on the bed, you go with this king, and this king has to make noise with you. Just ask the housekeeper to arrange, you sit, you sit. ”
King Jing sat down and beckoned to the chief of the martial arts: "You...... Introduce the king to rest. ”
The warrior was helpless, and seeing that he was indeed drunk, he instructed the housekeeper: "I will settle down with the prince." ”
The housekeeper hurriedly led King Jing away, at this time the wine has not passed the three rounds, the dishes have not passed the five flavors, everyone does not say that the wine is not drunk, and even the stomach is not full, so naturally it can't be dispersed. The warrior raised his glass and smiled: "Come on, come on, the prince is not here, there is a lot less restraint, let's drink." ”
Yuan Tiangang sat on top of Li Yu and was whispering to him, but it was Li Yu's "master" Su Youdao who was chatting. Yuan Tiangang has been famous for Su Youdao for a long time, but it is a pity that the mountains and rivers are far away and save on one side. Not long ago, although I went to the capital, because of the vision of the sky, I went to Bashu to look at the clouds, so I still didn't have a chance to see it.
At this time, Su Youdao's senior disciple was in front of him, and Yuan Tiangang naturally wanted to inquire about the situation of this hermit. When Li Yu was in Chang'an Prison, he heard the troupe master occasionally mention such a character, but in fact, he didn't know anything about it, so he casually made it up.
Yuan Tiangang didn't know that there was a falsehood, and on the premise that he had not calculated to identify the authenticity, the two of them actually chatted very speculatively. Seeing this, Yang Qianye hurriedly raised his glass and smiled at the warrior Tong, and said, "Brother-in-law, I will accompany you." ”
"Good! Good! ”
Since the day of the fight, he was confessed by his sister-in-law, and Lao Wu was fascinated. However, there are not many opportunities for the two to have private contact, and Yang Qianye seems to have become shy again, which makes it even more rare for Lao Wu to have the opportunity to meet a sultry little lover.
Now Yang Qianye toasts, smiling skillfully, with bright eyes, looking at it in his eyes, he only feels that his body is charming, and there is no place that can not be seen. Although Mrs. was beside her, she didn't dare to show anything, but she was in a good mood, so she hurriedly raised her glass and smiled, and said, "Okay, let them talk, let's drink!" ”
The warrior Tong drank a glass of wine heroically, and Mrs. Yang felt a little uncomfortable in her eyes. Although she didn't find anything, the woman's instincts were terrifying. Samurai Tong's expression and demeanor were slightly different from the past, and she immediately felt something, although she hadn't thought too much about it, but her emotions were still somewhat affected.
Mrs. Yang stroked her sideburns and said angrily: "Sister, you are a girl, what do you do with my wine!" And you! ”
Mrs. Yang glared at the warrior Tong and said, "What age, still learn young people to drink wildly." ”
Wu Shi Tong didn't want to be told to be old in front of Yang Qianye, and just wanted to refute two sentences, Mrs. Yang's face suddenly changed, and she stood up with an "oops": "It's broken!" What about my earrings? ”
Yang Qianye said with a smile: "Sister, it's just a pair of earrings, what are you panicking about, it's not easy to find this night, tomorrow it's dawn, and then someone will look for it carefully." ”
Yang hurriedly said: "I can't help it, this jade rabbit pounding medicine earrings is a gift from the emperor, and it can't be lost." ”
The Yang family was given to the samurai by Emperor Li Yuan, and the two also gave gifts when they got married. It is a pair of earrings in the shape of this jade rabbit pounding medicine, carved with Lantian beautiful jade to create a very beautiful shape, and then gilded with gold, a pair of eyes of the jade rabbit are decorated with rubies of high purity.
The earrings themselves are priceless, but also because they are given by the emperor, the meaning is extraordinary, if lost, it will inevitably make people feel painful. When the warrior heard this, he was also a little anxious, and hurriedly asked the housekeeper who had just returned from settling King Jing to summon many maids and rings, and lit lanterns and torches to look for them.
However, the maids searched for a long time along the route that Mrs. Yang came to tonight, but they found nothing, and this time, everyone had no intention of eating and drinking. Wu Shi Tong turned his eyes, and suddenly saw Yuan Tiangang and Li Yu sitting in front of the seat, and couldn't help but rejoice: "Oh, why did you forget that there are two masters here." Yuan Shaojian, little fairy, can you help Jing Bu calculate, where are the earrings? ”
This time, the eyes of the Yang family and Yang Qianye also fell on Yuan Tiangang and Li Yu. Yuan Tiangang was about to see how this Su Youdao's high apprentice skills were, so he just looked at Li Yu with a smile, looking at that appearance, obviously he meant to see you make a move.
Li Yu saw that everyone's eyes were looking at him, and he felt a little helpless. I'm going to say goodbye tonight, do you have to pretend to be a ghost now? Li Yu had to cheer up and pretend to calculate. It's just that there is a Yuan Banxian sitting next to him, and he didn't pretend for long, so he didn't have to pretend to be a ghost, and his movements were not standard, and he was seen to be flawed.
Li Yu pondered, Mrs. Yang only found out that the earrings were missing at this time, and she still wore them during the day. She was in the inner house, and at dinner time, she thought that she had already taken off her costume and put on the regular clothes of Yanju, and was called by the samurai to the courtyard to eat and drink together, and she hurriedly dressed up, maybe she was accidentally lost at this time. And Mrs. Yang has been found all the way from the inner house to the second hall, so ......
Thinking of this, Li Yu smiled slightly, and said calmly: "Young Eunuch Yuan is current, Xiao Ke doesn't dare to be ugly in this way. The seniors have the intention of comparing, and the juniors are reluctant to make it difficult. According to my calculations, the earrings of my wife should have been left in the bedroom. ”
When Mrs. Yang heard this, she was overjoyed, and hurriedly ordered her personal maid: "Go quickly, go to my room and look carefully." ”
The girl said yes and left in a hurry with a few people. During the feast, everyone still drank, but their minds were no longer on wine. Even Yang Qianye, who was going to launch a big event tonight, couldn't help but look at Li Yu's face from time to time with a pair of curious eyes, not knowing whether he was accurate or not.
After half an hour, the close-fitting maid hurried back, panting and saying, "Madam, the maid led people to rummage through the bedroom, but did not find the jade rabbit earrings." ”
Wu Shi Tong and Mrs. Yang were stunned, and Li Yu had already calmly smiled and said: "I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed, I have limited access to the lower road, and I can't count it." It seems that you have to ask Yuan Shaojian to help. ”
If he still wants to maintain the prestige of this little immortal, he will have to figure out everything and then go backwards, but at this time, Li Yu's mentality is very good, anyway, the person who is leaving, no matter what you think of me.
Yuan Tiangang frowned slightly, spun and unfolded, and said slowly: "This kind of thing is also a peek at the heavenly machine, the heavenly machine is unfathomable, and it is not uncommon for mortals like us to make occasional mistakes." If Yuan came to calculate, he didn't dare to say that it would be accurate, so he had to reluctantly do it. ”
Yuan Tiangang paused and said, "Please also ask Mrs. to hand over the other half of the earrings to Yuan." ”
When Mrs. Yang heard this, she hurriedly took off the earrings on her other ear and handed them to Yuan Tiangang. Yuan Tiangang held the earrings in his hands, silently calculated for a long time, suddenly frowned, and pinched again, the result was the same as the previous time, and then he said suspiciously: "According to Yuan's calculation, the other half of the earrings are still in this room." It's just that Yuan can't calculate the more detailed direction and location. ”
Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and the samurai suddenly said, "Oops! It's really 'dark under the lights', and the only place we haven't found is this canteen. ”
At that moment, everyone left their seats, turned on the lights, and looked around, looking for a long time, still found nothing, Li Yu smiled secretly in his heart: "I can't find it, Yuan Banxian can't find it, everyone is half a catty and eight taels, and it's not a shame for each other." ”
As soon as he thought of this, he heard the samurai exclaim, "Madame, don't move. ”
Mrs. Yang had just straightened up, and when she heard this, she quickly stopped and said, "What? ”
Wu Shi Tong stepped forward, stretched out two fingers from the collar at the back of Yang's neck, and a jade rabbit earring was impressively in his hand, Wu Shi Tong smiled: "I saw a flash of light on your neck, and sure enough, it turned out that the earring fell off, but it was hanging on the collar." ”
Li Yu saw Yuan Tiangang's skills with his own eyes, and couldn't help but be stunned: "Really...... It's really a god! It turns out that there is such a miracle in the world. It's strange and strange, who invented such skills, these ancients didn't know anything about science, but they had such mysterious skills. ”
When Yang found the earrings, he was naturally happy, and when he looked at Yuan Tiangang again, his expression was quite respectful, but he was inevitably much colder to the little fairy Li Yu. Li Yu didn't care, he just pondered, he was going to run away tonight, what is the use of being praised by you as a living immortal, go with you.
Because of this, everyone's interest was led to the art of Xuanxuan. After everyone sat down again, they talked about physiognomy, and Yang Qianye saw that Li Yu, who was usually invincible, was defeated by Yuan Tiangang, and his heart was really indescribably happy. In fact, whether Li Yu is unlucky or not has nothing to do with her, but she just likes to watch Li Yu eat deflated.
At that moment, Yang Qianye smiled and had the idea of making Li Yu ugly again: "Young Eunuch Yuan's skills are really extraordinary. The little woman really wanted to see the physiognomy that Young Eunuch Yuan was most proud of. It just so happens that Li Xiaolangjun is also good at learning, so it is better for the two masters to open our eyes again. ”
Yang Qianye said, for fear of leading the topic to herself, and it would be bad if someone found out her true identity, so she pointed to the housekeeper and said, "The little woman also knows that the secret of heaven should not be revealed." However, people like this must have the fate of their lives, and they will not go to heaven. Why don't the two masters take him as an example and calculate his good fortune? ”