Chapter 059: Tanma Newspaper Drunk Gold Fans
In the southwest of Guangping, there is a small county town called "Liyang". It's just that this long-standing wall seems to tell the injustice of people to him, and the moss on this wall has grown green and abnormal, and it is really difficult to find a word to describe the current picture except for dilapidation.
And there was a great camp less than two miles north of the city. The camp was huge, at least no smaller than the one Zhang Jiao Xiangcheng had in Quang Binh. Looking into the camp through the hazy sky, it was full of slaughter and coldness, which made people daunting.
"Report! Report to the general, I have heard clearly. A loud report struck a long list of exclamation marks in the quiet night sky, like a boulder falling from the sky and slamming into the lake. This "report" shook a thousand huge waves, and the barracks like a black iron giant exploded in an instant.
A small colonel rode his horse and whipped up, entered through the gate and went straight to the Chinese army tent in this camp. The general in the military tent stood with his hands behind his back in full armor, and when he heard that the horse had returned, he hurriedly turned around.
"Speak!" The general asked eagerly.
The candle flame stood on the handsome case, and the general who was shining was full of red light, and under a closer look, this general was none other than Lu Zhi and Lu Zigan, who were named "Beizhong Lang Generals" in the court that day. Although Lu Zhi was anxious, he cherished the soldiers even more. Seeing that this tanma's lips were slightly dry and out of breath, Lu Zhi did not urge, but handed over a bowl of warm water to quench the thirst of this tanma.
"No!" The officer of the horse exploration school first responded, and then took the bowl of water and drank it all: "Report to the general, our 'Yue Cavalry Battalion' sent thirty-one people to explore the horses this time, and all these thirty-one people have returned." After saying this, the detective grinned and gasped twice, and then said: "This yellow turban thief, there are more than seventy or eighty thousand people in the camp, but their soldiers are very happy to drink and have fun at noon, and the camp is also dressed in red and green. According to the analysis of the lower officials and the Tanma brothers, this seems to be a festive thing in the camp. β
After saying this, the school official saluted Lu Zhi, and under Lu Zhi's signal, he bowed down and slowly withdrew from the big tent. Lu Zhi was very entangled at this time, he would never fight a battle that he was not sure of, but now this yellow turban camp is revealing a trace of weirdness. Let's not talk about this red and colorful thing, even the soldiers' drinking is a taboo among the marching taboos. Zhang Jiao's person Lu Zhi also knew something, although Lu Zhi didn't think that this person was a general, but he would never make this naΓ―ve and low-level mistake.
"Sect member." Lu Zhi couldn't think of an eyebrow after thinking about it in the account for a long time, so he simply shouted at the door.
"No!" After a powerful answer, a man more than seven feet long walked into the tent. A scar on the man's face opened from the corner of his forehead to the corner of his mouth, and as he smiled at Lu Zhi, the wound on his face was like a centipede, moving and writhing on this resolute face: "What did the general call me for?" β
The general Wuhuan Zhonglang is a member of the sect, and now the second-in-command in the Lu Zhi army.
Lu Zhi also smiled at the person, as if he hadn't seen the scar on his face at all: "Just after the return of the horse, you and I will analyze and analyze." Although Lu Zhi is a little brave, he is a Confucian general and a wise general after all, but he never sees any military general. Lu Zhi has always believed that even what is said in this art of war must be practiced, and these generals have indeed more experience in the battlefield for many years than himself. Especially this army general who has been fighting on the frontier and aliens.
After taking the sect member to sit down, Lu Zhi told him about the report he had just reported, and by the way, he also said some of his own opinions. After hearing this, the sect member rolled his eyes, and then looked at Lu Zhi and laughed.
"Why are the sect members laughing?" Instead of being angry because the sect member was smiling, Lu Zhi poured a cup of tea with him.
The sect member took the tea bowl and drank it in one gulp, which was really rude: "General, I am smiling that the eyes of the yellow turban thief are higher than the sky, and this marching ability is less than a three-year-old child. General, this is a victory from heaven. Because of the long-term contact with foreign people, the sect members seem to have a feeling of "only knowing the sky and the earth, but not the temple people".
"This is a gift from God today." After listening to the sect member's words, Lu Zhi also smiled. The sect member scratched his head: "Yes, yes, yes, the gift of the Holy One today." β
After the two finished laughing, Lu Zhi then asked, "What does the sect member think about this?" β
In fact, when it comes to this, Lu Zhi also probably knows what the sect member means. Later, Lu Zhi also thought about it, and he was really worried about himself just now. The Fifth School of the Northern Army led by himself came from Luoyang and marched from the southwest to the northeast. However, the Yellow Turban Zhangjiao came from Hejian Anping, from north to south. The two teams have not crossed paths at all, so it is impossible for Zhang Jiao to coax himself. So it can only be said that this yellow turban thief is really incompetent.
"Intercept the camp with troops." The sect member knelt down and sat in front of the couch and grinned, the centipede-like wound looked particularly hideous under the light of the candlelight.
Outside Quang Binh City, Yellow Turban Camp.
"You're beautiful! Now that I'm in the army, I'm just going to give you a Ning'er to get married today, everything is simple! Zhang Jiao kicked Xiang Cheng in the ass, opened the door of the tent and pulled Xiang Cheng in.
Xiang Cheng is now the new son-in-law and sees his father-in-law, and he is tightly restrained. Seeing that Zhang Jiao was a little uncomfortable walking after entering this tent, Xiang Cheng couldn't help but think maliciously in his heart: "This old man can't accidentally pull an egg because he wants to kick my ass, right?" Thinking like this in his heart, Xiang Cheng suddenly felt that his thoughts were a lot more accessible.
Zhang Jiao walked to the desk in the tent in an unnatural posture and did it, Xiang Cheng was still distracted at this time, still thinking about Zhang Laodao's, so he didn't pay much attention, just followed closely behind Zhang Jiao, ready to sit down.
"Go down, go down! Is this where you're from? Zhang Jiao looked at Xiang Cheng's stunned appearance and snorted. Xiang Cheng was startled, hurriedly ran down, and said in his heart: "It's so dangerous, fortunately, this magic stick doesn't know what I'm thinking, hahahaha." β
"Out of breath." The voice in his head suddenly floated, the tone of hatred that could not be made of steel.
Xiang Cheng didn't debate with Xiang Ji, just waiting to see what Zhang Jiao was going to do next.
"It's auspicious!" I don't know who shouted outside the big tent, and this abrupt sound jumped out of the laughter and noise outside, piercing Xiang Cheng's eardrums.
As soon as this voice came out, it was even more lively outside. Singing, talking nonsense, laughing out loud, in short, there is no sound you can't hear, only a voice you can't imagine. Under the foil of these voices, two people slowly walked out from behind the big tent, one was Zhang Bao, and the other was Zhang Ning who was supported by Zhang Bao.
Zhang Ning unexpectedly dressed up today, of course, only Xiang Cheng was unexpectedly surprised, after all, who got married didn't wear beautiful makeup. Only people like Xiang Cheng have always treated such a beautiful girl as a buddy like Zhang Ning.
Xiang Yuanlai was drinking water, but when he saw Zhang Ning's "poof", he squirted out the water. Fortunately, Zhang Ning is far away, otherwise this makeup may be white, after all, there was no "waterproof makeup" in the Han Dynasty.
Seeing Xiang Cheng like this, Zhang Ning was still a little angry, but when he saw Xiang Cheng who had finished spraying water, he showed a demented expression, and Zhang Ning suddenly turned angry into shame.
"Brother Yu, what a blessing! My sister-in-law is quite beautiful. Xiang Cheng was stunned, Zhang Ning's plain makeup was not bad, with a little heroism in playfulness, and a little charm in heroism. Unexpectedly, after putting on makeup, this appearance rose directly by eight beats, and Xiang Cheng couldn't help but be stunned.
Xiang Ji objected to Xiang Cheng's opinion: "It's not like Ah Yu at all now. β
Xiang Cheng scolded in his heart: "Straight male cancer." Ignore Xiang Ji, let Xiang Ji ask: "What is straight male cancer?" He ignored it.
Under the premise of "everything is simple", Xiang Cheng and Zhang Ning toasted Zhang Jiao with a cup of tea, and the family affair was settled. However, what Xiang Cheng didn't expect was that he, Zhang Jiao, and Zhang Ning all knew that "everything is simple", but the soldiers outside didn't seem to know!
Listening to the soldiers outside the account saying that they were going to make trouble in the cave room, Xiang Cheng looked back at Zhang Jiao suddenly, but Zhang Jiao kept sending an empty tea bowl to his mouth, and he didn't know if Xiang Cheng had been looking at him, would he have no choice but to eat the tea bowl in the end.
Xiang Cheng suddenly realized in his heart when he saw this, and he was afraid that what Zhang Laodao said about "everything is simple" was said to himself and Zhang Ning, because Zhang Ning also had a confused expression now.
The custom of "making a new house" is the most prominent manifestation of the joy of the wedding, which began in the Han Dynasty. According to records, in the Han Dynasty, there was a man named Du Shi in Runan who married a wife, and everyone came to congratulate him and drank a lot of wine. A friend of his, Zhang Miao, joked when he was in a new house, tied up Du Shi and beat him for about 20 times, and hung Du's hands and feet high on the beam, and Du actually died with a whimper. "On the eve of the wedding, there is no difference between men and women", you can ignore traditional etiquette, men and women can play casually, and even get drunk and out of line. Of course, now I am afraid that there is no female creature in this military camp except for Zhang Ning, after all, the war horses are all fathers-in-law.
Xiang Cheng saw such a large group of people, some with hearty smiles, some with cheap smiles, and rushed to him in a swarm, and the zombie movies he had seen since childhood suddenly flashed in front of his eyes. Although he also knew that these people were just joining in the fun, Xiang Cheng was not absolutely sure that he would survive the pushing and tearing of such a group of people.
So, Xiang Cheng ran away......
Run cleanly. As soon as those people poured in from the front door of the tent, Xiang Chengwei screamed and pulled Zhang Ning to turn his head and run. This run not only broke through the canvas surrounding the tent, but also broke the wooden pillars around the tent.
When Xiang Cheng rushed out of the tent, there was already a ruin behind him, and he didn't know how many people were crushed under the tent.
Xiang Cheng pulled Zhang Ning three steps and made two steps towards the horse camp and rushed over, the horse camp was south of this big camp, because the main gate of the big camp was in the south, in order to facilitate the only cavalry to fight, this horse house was naturally arranged near the gate of the big camp.
When they arrived at the horse house, Xiang Cheng couldn't care about anything else, he owed a horse and handed Zhang Ning a horse, and the two ran towards the south......