vs 1 If you are in full bloom
"Who are you?"
"Who are you?"
"I'll ask first, you say first. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"I'm your savior, you say it first."
"I... I..., where's my clothes? ”
"Of course I took it to wash it, it was dirty, smelly and bloody, of course I had to wash it, otherwise who would want to serve you."
"How can you do that? How can you just strip people naked? ”
"How can I bathe you without stripping naked, and how can I heal you without stripping naked? It's really kind and not rewarded. ”
"Take a bath? How can you do that? Even if it's healing, it's time to put me on clothes when you're done, right? ”
"Your clothes are in tatters and not in good shape."
"Then you're not going to find a random piece of clothing for me to change into first?"
"We don't have any clothes for you here."
"How can you do that? Do you want me to run around bare-bottomed after I'm healed? ”
"It's okay to wear clothes if you want, just give us a girl."
"What? Having a baby? Do you think I look like a baby who can have a baby? ”
"It's not for you to be born, it's for you and me to be born."
"You? You're still underage, aren't you? You're not tempting me to sin. ”
"Really, as long as you and I have a girl, you can leave and return the clothes to you."
"Damn, you treat me like an animal, I'm not a **. And why does it have to be a female baby, but not a male baby? ”
"It has to be a girl."
"Heaven, earth, God, Buddha, Virgin Mary, you can do whatever you want, and quickly kill me. This is the era of prehistoric civilization, right? ”
"I don't understand."
“……”
The first contact failed.
"Get up and eat."
"Don't eat it."
"Drink some soup, then."
"Don't drink it."
"If you don't eat or drink, you'll die."
"Dead pull down, do you want to take care of it?"
"If you don't eat it, you really think who wants to serve you."
"I'll eat the clothes when I return them."
"I'll give you back my clothes after eating."
"I'll eat it if I pay me back."
"I'll pay you back if I eat it."
"Huh..., forget it, I'm still naked, can I eat this black thing."
"Why can't you eat it, this is made of millet rice, we only eat it during the festival, and we usually only eat it for the most honored guests."
"Is there an honored guest like me, and I am not allowed to wear clothes."
"If you don't let you wear it, you'll be afraid that you'll run away, and you'll be given clothes if you eat it."
"I promise not to run, you return the clothes to me."
"If you eat it, I'll pay it back."
"Can you eat this thing, and this soup, it's eerie and green to look at."
"That's a soup made with poisonous insects such as centipedes, scorpions, etc., and it's a big supplement."
"Uh, it's disgusting, I resolutely don't eat it, and I won't eat it even if I am killed."
"If you don't eat, you can't starve anyone else anyway."
"Well, is there any fruit or anything like that, I can barely eat a little."
"The fruit is for the little flowers."
"Who's Flora?"
"A little flower is a little flower."
“……”
The second contact failed.
"Someone! Someone's coming! Someone..."
"What's the name of the big night?"
"I want convenience."
"What's convenient?"
"It's..., it's..., that's it."
"What's it?"
"It's."
"Uh, it's disgusting, just and pull it, no one won't let you pull it."
"Then you bring my clothes, so that I can go out conveniently."
"Why do you want to run out, just solve it in the house."
"Huh? In the house? ”
"Isn't there a basin in the corner? Won't it work? ”
"The pot? I thought it was washing my face..."
"Just settle it in the house, don't go out in the dark."
"It's not good in the house, I can't stand it, you better bring the clothes, I'll go out and solve it."
"You don't have clothes, aren't you covered with skin, can't you just wrap it around your body?"
"This skin? It's not tightly wrapped. It's really unlucky, I didn't expect to travel to prehistoric times and become the Monkey King all of a sudden. ”
"If you really want to go out, I can tell you, it's not safe to go out now."
"It's not safe."
"You know a lot of bugs like to be active at night, scorpions, centipedes, snakes, spiders, etc., etc., etc., very dangerous, if you accidentally bite somewhere, you will be finished."
"Huh?! ……”
The third contact failed.
When Liu Yuzhang woke up, he felt a little out of order.
He was hunting on horseback with a few of his men. At that time, he was still Xiao Zhengtai, Liu Zhang, Liu Jiyu, and he had just issued a coaxing world hero order, officially opening the world hegemony mode.
Although there has been no movement for a long time, Liu Zhang still has some expectations in his heart.
Because it was very boring to sit and wait for the results of the victory, I listened to Huang San's advice and went out to hunt for recreation.
Liu Zhang is actually not good at horseback riding, and archery is even worse, he mainly experiences the pleasure of galloping by on a horse. Unexpectedly, the pleasure passed easily, but the pain and darkness were long.
Liu Zhang's horse is an authentic Dawan horse, who came from the Western Regions, and is not very adapted to the southern climate, and has not had much contact with small animals in the south, especially snakes. When it was galloping, suddenly a spotted snake rushed past it, and it was startled all of a sudden, and it ran forward like crazy, wading in the water, going up the mountain, how to brake it didn't work, it was completely a brake failure, and the more you ran, the more crazy you became.
It didn't take long for Liu Zhang to be thrown into the air, as if he had fallen into some kind of water. Then he lost consciousness. What I vaguely remember is that when he fell from the air, Liu Yuzhang was still thinking about whether he could return to the original real world after this fall.
The real world is brutal.
The reality is a simple cabin, a visual version of Anu's little girl, a slick self. If it weren't for the fact that he was still covered with the skin of a tiger or a leopard, Liu Yuzhang would have thought that he was the male version of **.
Of course, it's not much better now, especially when I heard that I want to have no breasts and no buttocks, a baby face, at most only twelve or thirteen years old, a wild girl, I want to have a child with myself, until I give birth to a girl, Liu Yuzhang collapsed.
My day, I want to do the rhythm of **, and it's a**version**. Liu Yuzhang cursed God and the women of their family countless times in his heart, and silently warned the majority of young children very sincerely, don't cross over if you have nothing to do, it's really not fun, you will play with the dead.
Liu Yuzhang thinks that he has fallen into a certain layer of dreams again, or that he has crossed again. The current situation is probably from some prehistoric civilization. The house is simple, the furnishings are simple, and the little girl shows her arms and thighs, which is not at all like the little maid of the Han Dynasty who wore it tightly, nor like modern people who focus on sensitive parts. So it can only be a prehistoric civilization, and it seems to respect women very much, and there is a serious preference for women over men, so it must be a matriarchal society.
In fact, the little girl is not ugly, with a fox tail tied to her head, and two pheasant feathers inserted, the upper body is a leopard skin short shirt, the lower body is a tiger skin short skirt, and her hands and feet are covered with bright bracelets, and there is a string of tooth shellfish hanging around her neck, barefoot, completely looking like a savage female Lori. If you don't have to force yourself to do that, Liu Yuzhang still doesn't mind being a friend.
Liu Yuzhang tried his best to defend his most basic human rights and privacy, and launched several charm attacks and emotional offensives against the little girl, but unfortunately the little girl is not a modern person, and Liu Yuzhang is not very attractive now, and they all ended in failure.
In fact, Liu Yuzhang did not suffer multiple injuries, it was just some skin trauma, and he could run away after he woke up. The point is that there are no clothes, and the situation outside is not familiar, what if you encounter poisonous insects and beasts. Moreover, there is no strength to eat or drink.
"Little sister, okay, I'm hungry." I haven't eaten for two days, and Liu Yuzhang can't stand it.
"Isn't eating here, who let you not eat yourself." The little girl was unmoved.
"That one has no appetite for looking, little sister, can you borrow some fruit from Xiaohua to satisfy my hunger, and I will definitely pay her back when I get better." Or you give me back the clothes, and I'll borrow them from her myself." "Liu Yuzhang is indeed hungry.
"Xiaohua doesn't talk to the living, and Eminem said that the clothes can't be returned to you, and if you give them to you, you'll run away." The little girl said very seriously.
"Who is Eminem? Brother, I promise not to run. In this way, you give me back your clothes, and when you grow up, I will definitely marry you." ”
"Eminem is Eminem. And I've grown up, and Eminem says I'm an adult now. ”
Liu Yuzhang was choked speechless, and fell on the bed and only hummed weakly.
"Forget it, I'd better go get you some fruit." The little girl was kind-hearted and turned around and went out.
After a while, he came back with a bunch of things, piled up on the bed, bananas, wild apples, some unnamed, and even a small red and pointed thing. Liu Yuzhang snatched it up, took a bite, and tears came down. The Jade Emperor's forehead is a god, obediently knock, brother can see you.
The little girl exclaimed, "That can't be eaten, that one is poisonous!" ”
"It's okay, it's okay, it's not poisonous." Liu Yuzhang ate bananas and nibbled apples with tears in his eyes, and muttered an explanation: "This is not poisonous, this is a good thing, my brother has been looking for a long time and has not found it, but I met it today, it's not easy."
He took the remaining half of the wild pepper, and asked the little girl with a surprised face, "Do you still have this thing here?" I mean, do you remember where this thing was? ”
The little girl nodded vigorously.
After half a meeting, after eating and drinking, and the spirit came up, Liu Yuzhang decided to launch a new wave of attack.
"Little sister, my brother's name is Liu Yuzhang, what's your name? You see my brother has already told you his name, you should tell me your name too, right? ”
"When I was a child, my name was Anu, and now that I have grown up, my name is Zhurong." The little girl paused for a moment, and then said: "When I have a child in the future, I will be Eminem, the patriarch." ”
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