Chapter 66: The Empress Knows Martial Arts
This smile simply melted Yang Mu's heart.
There are beautiful women in the north, peerless and independent, looking at the city, and then the country!
Extremely beautiful!
A smile that is enough to melt the iceberg, coupled with the heartfelt praise of the goddess, this is the deadliest dose of ecstasy soup!
Yang Mu was a little fluttering, hehe, I have to hurry up and study cooking when I go back, and strive to make the queen admire the queen next time!
After a while, a small plate of water spinach was swept away by the two of them.
“…… By the way, you shouldn't have called me over for more than just a meal. Yang Mu took the silk handkerchief handed over by Lu'er, wiped his mouth and asked.
"Yes." The queen nodded and asked solemnly, "Don't you see that I am different today?" ”
Not the same?
It's no different, it's still so beautiful, so tall, so ...... Belch? This dress......
Suddenly, Yang Mu found something different, the queen's clothes seemed to have changed, not as bloated as before, especially below the waist, it was no longer a skirt that fell to the ground, but much shorter, and it looked like leggings inside.
Compared with the previous outfit, this set of clothes is more simple and capable, and has a unique taste.
"This ......" Yang Mu looked at it with appreciation, touched his chin and asked, "You did it yourself?" But what is the purpose of this...... To make a statement? Non-mainstream? ”
"The drawing you handed me last time was very inspiring, I made a set when I had free time these days, and then found that it is much easier to wear it to practice, and if you fight with others, it will increase your chances of winning."
"Practice ......" Yang Mu remembered the last time she saw her, sitting on the bed and meditating with her eyes closed, that is practice?
The queen nodded and made a starting gesture, and the whole person suddenly became elegant and agile, like Ling Bo micro-steps in the TV series, leaving a string of afterimages in place.
In just a few breaths of kung fu, a set of martial arts steps is completed.
And Yang Mu hasn't come back to his senses yet.
Nani!
What a situation!
What was that ghostly afterimage just now?
Yang Mu was stunned, and the shock of this scene was no less than the scene when he saw the library in his mind when he crossed over on the first day.
Martial arts?
No wonder at the beginning, the queen dared to be violent to herself, and said very disdainfully that the palace could not trap her.
With just this hand, even if you transfer an army, you can't do anything, right?
For a moment, Yang Mu felt that the head on his head was very unsafe, if another country sent a master to carry out an assassination one day, it would be broken in minutes!
"You...... What kind of kung fu is it? Limbo microstep? Yang Mu swallowed his saliva and asked.
"Limbo microstep?" The queen wondered.
"Not? Then it should be a glimpse...... Nor is it? Shouldn't it......" Yang Mu muttered to himself, then his eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "By the way, what other martial arts do you have?" Eighteen Palms of the Dragon, Six Veins Divine Sword, Imperial Maiden...... Uh, the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra, how many kinds do you have? ”
The queen shook her head blankly.
"Have you opened the second vein of Rendu?"
"Do you smoke in the back of your head when you're practicing?"
"What color is your true qi?"
"Can you fly with Edgeworth?"
"You're going to ...... Alas, forget it, you won't know anything. ”
Yang Mu sighed, looking disappointed, because every time he asked, the queen was at a loss, her eyebrows were slightly furrowed, and she knew at a glance that her mind was blank, and she had never heard of it.
Instead, he looked the queen up and down, circled around her, and then said mysteriously: "Your outfit, it's a little more convenient to wear than the last one, but it's still not flexible enough, how about I design you a better outfit?" ”
"And what do I have to give?" The queen looked unfazed and asked rhetorically.
Yo, it's really good, I'm already completely familiar with the rules of the game, and I'll draw inferences!
Yang Mu nodded with satisfaction and gestured with his hand: "I will design a set of clothes for you, and you will teach me martial arts, how about it?" ”
"Teach you?" The queen frowned, looked up and down quickly, and then shook her head: "You can't do it, you're too pampered to endure this hardship." ”
"Humph!" Yang Mu was disdainful and snorted coldly: "You look down on people too much, right?" I am a wise monarch, how can I not endure any hardship? Say, how do you practice? ”
"Practice three nines in winter, practice three dogs in summer...... Of course, before that, you have to train your strength, strengthen your physique, carry ten pounds of sandbags on your back every day, run a few laps around the palace, and ......"
"Stop, stop!" Yang Mu hurriedly interrupted, a little weak-hearted: "Forget it, let's declare first, it's not that I can't endure hardships, the main thing is ...... Xia Lian Sanfu is too bad, this day has to tan people, it doesn't matter if one person tans, the key is that I am the king of a country, if it is dark and does not slip into autumn, it will affect the image of the entire Cangguo too much, so for the benefit of the whole country, I decided to sacrifice it first and not learn martial arts for the time being. ”
"Really?"
"It's true! No, I don't really need money! Yang Mu nodded heavily and swore an oath.
"Liar!" The queen muttered quietly, and then said, "Then you change one condition, and we will exchange it." ”
"Again...... What I want, it seems that you can't be satisfied either...... Forget it, give it away once in friendship, who made us friends, friends should help each other. ”
Without waiting for the queen to speak, he asked Lu'er, who was serving beside him, to find a piece of charcoal, a wooden plank, a straight wooden strip, and a steamed bun.
"Charcoal?" The queen was surprised, perhaps because of the innate psychological characteristics of girls, and she hated this kind of ugly and dirty thing.
Yang Mu smiled and nodded, then found a knife to cut the tip of the charcoal evenly, made it into the shape of a pen, used the wooden strip as a ruler, and drew lines on the wooden board.
During this period, occasionally use steamed buns to wipe off some mistakes and modify them slightly.
A moment later, a sketch of a short skirt and a short shirt appeared on the board.
"Can you still use it like this?" The queen was surprised and was very interested in Yang Mu's ingenious tool.
"Well, some very simple gadgets, you can follow suit in the future, eh...... If you feel that the charcoal is dirty, you can wrap one end in a silk handkerchief so that your hands do not get dirty. ”
The queen nodded, then looked at the board: "What else to draw?" ”
"That's enough, don't draw anything, a blouse, a tight short skirt, travel light when you fight, it's absolutely convenient!" Yang Mu is full of confidence.
"Dengzi!" The queen's face changed, and with a snort, she glared at Yang Mu fiercely.
"This ...... It doesn't seem like much, it's already very conservative. Yang Mu felt inexplicable and said: "I have seen many women who wear more revealing clothes than this in summer, and some of them wear swimsuits, you who don't show your waist or thighs are already very conservative." ”
"Dengzi!" The queen frowned: "You have to wear it yourself...... I thought there was a good idea......"
Belch......
This is in ...... Angry?
It was the first time Yang Mu had seen the queen's appearance, although it didn't look like a coquette, but it looked very feminine...... Is this teasing me?
It turned out that he was wrong, and after seeing the queen mutter, she regained her cold temperament: "You promised me, you must make a set of practice clothes today!" ”
Belch...... Practice uniforms?