"Holy, that's awesome!"

Yang Yifei picked up the instant noodles on the ground and roared excitedly.

Because Yang Yifei knows that since he can buy instant noodles, he must be able to buy other things, it's just a matter of money.

In ancient times, if you could buy things for the 21st century, wouldn't you be making a fortune?

Yang Yifei didn't think about it so much at first, turned around and asked Xiang Yu excitedly: "Brother Yu, is there hot water?" ”

Xiang Yu nodded: "There is a stream in front, go get some water and make a fire, just burn it." ”

"Then what are you waiting for, hurry up Brother Yu, you send someone to fetch water to live, the more the better!"

Yang Yifei ordered extremely naturally, as if he had forgotten that Xiang Yu was the first tyrant of Western Chu!

Xiang Yu was shocked when he heard this, and his face was full of anger: "Boy, are you talking to me?" ”

"Huh? ......" Yang Yifei saw that Xiang Yu was a little angry, and smiled hehehe: "Hehe, just kidding!" ”

Then he spoke to the soldier in front of him.

At this time, Xiang Yu got up and walked over, patted Yang Yifei's shoulder, and asked with some puzzlement, "What do you want this hot water for?" ”

"Leave the food to me, I only need hot water to ensure that the soldiers can eat to their heart's content, and they can also add a ham sausage!"

"Fire what? Leg? ”

Yang Yifei was embarrassed for a while, it was really hard to talk to the ancients.

"Oh, Brother Yu, you don't care, just leave it to me!"

And Xiang Yu was originally self-defeating, but when he heard Yang Yifei say this, it was as if he had grasped a life-saving straw, and his decadent face regained a trace of spirit: "Okay, pass the order, the rest of the soldiers will all listen to you, by the way, what's your name?" ”

Xiang Yu originally thought that Yang Yifei was a spy sent by Liu Bang, but now it seems that he is helping himself, and he has lost the suspicion of defense.

Yang Yifei clasped his hands into fists and smiled: "Little brother Yang Yifei!" ”

Although Yang Yifei is calm on the surface, but there are waves in his heart, he has never commanded soldiers when he is so big, this is good, so many people listen to him, his heart is very happy, but he has to live a good boss's addiction!

Yang Yifei sent more than a dozen brothers to fetch water, arranged for more than a dozen brothers to light the fire, and after doing everything, Yang Yifei found a place where no one was around, and began to order instant noodles on Taobao.

"Damn, a bucket of three yuan and five, the dog forced the merchant, he ordered two thousand barrels by himself, and he actually asked for seven thousand yuan himself!"

Seven thousand yuan, that's half a lifetime of savings!

Yang Yifei knew that it would not work like this, and his own money was not enough, so he simply bought another 2,000 yuan of compressed biscuits, ordered two boxes of mineral water, a box of iced tea, and ham sausages.

When making the payment, Yang Yifei looked for Taobao's vouchers and reduced the amount of fifty yuan.

After paying the money, all the things that Yang Yifei ordered really appeared in front of him.

This time, Yang Yifei is even more sure that he is definitely traveling with this Taobao store, and he can buy whatever he wants in the future!

Of course, only if you have money!

After seeing that all the things he ordered were in place, Yang Yifei beckoned more than a dozen soldiers to help him move things.

When Xiang Yu saw Yang Yifei carrying large and small boxes, he was puzzled: "Brother Yifei, what are you moving?" ”

Yang Yifei laughed and pointed to the boxes in front of him: "This is Master Kong's instant noodles, this is mineral water, this is iced black tea, and this is ham sausage!" ”

"Mine... Spring? ”

Xiang Yu, like an alien, took out a bottle of mineral water from the box, and was suddenly startled: "I'll go, the appearance of this thing is so crystal clear, it must be made of fine glass!" ”

Yang Yifei was embarrassed for a while: "That's a mineral water bottle!" ”

After finishing speaking, Yang Yifei took out a bucket of instant noodles from the box, opened it, added the ingredients, and put hot water.

Immediately, the smell of incense overflowed.

"Goodong~"

Yang Yifei had already heard more than one person making a stomach growl, and he could see that Xiang Yu also wanted to eat it, so he asked: "Brother Yifei, you said that this Master Kong's instant noodles can exude such a fragrance, it's really wonderful!" ”

Seeing that the time was almost up, Yang Yifei smiled and handed the instant noodles at hand to Xiang Yu: "Rest assured, this is on our side, but it is a must-have product for office workers!" ”

Xiang Yu nodded suddenly, and then asked, "I'm afraid office workers are a pretty big race, right?" ”

“……”

The corners of Yang Yifei's mouth twitched, and he said mysteriously: "There's nothing wrong with it, that's really the boss!" ”

Then Yang Yifei said to the soldiers: "Everyone saw how I soaked the instant noodles just now, go to the box to get a bucket, and eat some compressed ......cakes if it's not enough."

Before Yang Yifei finished speaking, he saw that a soldier on the opposite side had already taken out two compressed biscuits and ate them.

"My day, brother, that's a compressed biscuit, just take a bite, by the way, don't drink ......"

"Hey, hey, I'll tell you not to drink water......"

Yang Yifei's words were still finished, and the soldier ate two large pieces of compressed biscuits in one go, and drank a scoop of water......

Sure enough, as Yang Yifei knew, the compressed biscuit met water in the soldier's stomach and swelled, and the soldier suddenly lay on the ground and rolled vigorously, shouting that his stomach hurt.

"Yes, yes!"

Seeing the soldier lying on the ground, Xiang Yu was startled, and suddenly stood up and scolded: "This thing is poisonous? ”

Yang Yifei was suddenly controlled by the two soldiers, and Yang Yifei explained vigorously: "It's not poisonous, he eats compressed biscuits, compressed, biscuits, brother, do you understand?" Literally, it means that hundreds of biscuits are compressed together, take a bite, drink a sip of water, and you can carry it all day. ”

Xiang Yu nodded, motioned to the soldiers to let Yang Yifei go, and then fed the instant noodles in his hand to the beauty Yu Ji beside him: "Beauty, you taste this instant noodles, the taste is really amazing!" ”

Yu Ji took a bite and frowned slightly, after all, it was spicy, and some of it made the ancients unbearable, but after two more bites, Yu Ji nodded.

"It's delicious!"

"Hahahaha, this is God help me, soldiers, everyone go eat that instant noodles, and when we are full, we will go to fight Liu Bang's dog thief!"

Seeing that everyone was getting busy, Yang Yifei took out a ham sausage, sat on the ground and admired the moonlight, the ancient moon was so beautiful.

At this time, Xiang Yu came over and sat beside Yang Yifei.

Yang Yifei smiled and threw a ham sausage to Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu didn't ask what it was this time, just tore open the bag and ate it.

"Brother Yifei, although I don't know who you are, I know that you are the blessed person given to me by God!"

Yang Yifei smiled slightly, and sighed with some emotion: "Maybe everything is arranged by fate, by the way, you don't know that you are in our era, but the example for future generations to learn from is in the textbook!" ”

Xiang Yu was used to Yang Yifei always saying some inexplicable words, his face was solemn, and he nodded: "Well, presumably this textbook tastes no worse than this Master Kong, right?" ”

“……”

Yang Yifei didn't know what to say, Xiang Yu put his arms around Yang Yifei's neck, and said heroically: "Brother Yifei, today I, Xiang Yu, swear that if this king can get out alive, I will become brothers with you!" ”

"Okay, let's take a few photos first!"

As he spoke, Yang Yifei took out his mobile phone, clicked on the selfie mode, and took a few photos with Xiang Yu.

At first, Xiang Yu didn't know how to pose, as if he was paralyzed, but seeing Yang Yifei sitting with his own expression, Xiang Yu also learned a few.

At this time, Yang Yifei probably took dozens of photos, thinking to himself, damn, this is Xiang Yu, there is no such store in this village.

Yang Yifei asked again: "That... Brother Yu, can I take a few more photos with my sister-in-law? ”

Yang Yifei asked cautiously, for fear that Xiang Yu would be jealous, Xiang Yu smiled generously and waved his hand: "It's okay!" ”

Seeing Xiang Yu agree, Yang Yifei ran to Yu Ji cheaply and took a selfie with Yu Ji.

I have to say that Yu Ji is really worthy of being one of the ancient beauties, even in modern times, she is definitely a country and a city.

That smile is weaker than those plastic surgery faces in the entertainment industry!

Looking at this photo, Yang Yifei sighed in his heart, if this is a circle of friends, this kind of beauty is estimated to be on Tencent News, right?

After filming, Yang Yifei asked Xiang Yu and Yu Ji to stand together, and Yang Yifei squatted in front and commanded: "Come, Brother Yu, sister-in-law, laugh one, eggplant!" ”