Chapter 20 Conditioned Reflexes
"I'm Xu Jiang, the battalion commander of the recruit battalion, you can also introduce yourself, you come first." After speaking, the battalion commander pointed at Zhong Feiyan.
Zhong Feiyan said loudly: "Report to the battalion commander, my name is Zhong Feiyan, female, eighteen years old, a recruit of the female soldier company. ”
"Poof."
Wang Xing listened to Zhong Feiyan's report, and still couldn't help laughing, didn't the battalion commander know that you were a woman? And deliberately explained so clearly? Could it be that you are a man?
Zhong Feiyan saw Wang Xing laughing, and scolded Wang Xing in her heart for not knowing how much poop, stinky Wang Xing, stinky bastard, big bastard.
"What are you laughing at? Your comrades-in-arms are introducing themselves, but you're laughing. The battalion commander said sternly to Wang Xing.
Wang Xing said loudly: "Report to the battalion commander, I didn't want to laugh, I couldn't help it, this is a conditioned reflex." ”
"Poof."
"Poof."
As soon as Wang Xing finished speaking, this time it was Zhong Feiyan's turn and the battalion commander couldn't help but laugh too, Zhong Feiyan also reached out to cover his mouth, and the battalion commander was amused by Wang Xing's words.
Still conditioned? It is indeed a conditioned reflex.
Seeing that the battalion commander and Zhong Feiyan also laughed, Wang Xing hurriedly said: "Battalion commander, you see, you are also a conditioned reflex, I am not wrong, right?" ”
"Poof."
"Poof."
After Wang Xing finished speaking, the two couldn't help but come again, Zhong Feiyan basically didn't move away from covering his mouth with his hand, the battalion commander had already made a fool of himself, and for fear of making a fool of himself again, he simply turned around and turned his back to Wang Xing and Zhong Feiyan.
The battalion commander had already been defeated by Wang Xing, so he simply didn't care about Wang Xing starting to laugh out loud, because the battalion commander and Zhong Feiyan were both teased by Wang Xing twice, and Wang Xing only laughed once.
The battalion commander turned his back to Wang Xing, and after coughing as if adjusting his posture, he said, "Okay, you can introduce it." ”
"Yes! Battalion commander, my name is Wang Xing, male, eighteen years old, a recruit in the male soldier company. ”
"Poof."
"Poof."
After Wang Xing finished speaking, Zhong Feiyan and the battalion commander couldn't help laughing, Zhong Feiyan felt that Wang Xing's introduction was exactly the same as her introduction, and she couldn't help but be amused by Wang Xing's actions.
This time, Zhong Feiyan covered her mouth with her left hand and laughed, her eyes were wide open, and her right hand was pointing at Wang Xing, as if to say that you are too funny.
And the battalion commander couldn't help but laugh when he heard Zhong Feiyan's laughter, this was a conditioned reflex, from beginning to end, Wang Xing also began to laugh.
After that, it was the battalion commander and Zhong Feiyan who kept smiling, and Wang Xing was just smiling.
"Ahem." The battalion commander coughed twice, and now he didn't dare to turn around to face Wang Xing and Zhong Feiyan.
The battalion commander thought to himself, regiment commander, this kid is too powerful, you can't blame me, I also launched it conditionally, it is estimated that this kid knew that he was brought here to be reprimanded, and he came to strike first at the beginning.
In fact, the battalion commander thought about it a lot, Wang Xing really couldn't help laughing because of Zhong Feiyan's introduction, and the latter words were just to excuse his laughter, who knew that Zhong Feiyan and the battalion commander still couldn't stop laughing.
In the regiment commander's office, Chen Fei and Yan Jinlong, as well as the two chiefs of staff, stared at the computer screen and laughed.
Because the regiment commander ordered the battalion commander to call Wang Xing and Zhong Feiyan to the battalion commander's office for training, the regiment commanders Yan Jinlong and Chen Fei, as well as several chiefs of staff, all wanted to see what these two soldiers were capable of, and wanted to see what they said?
Just before Zhong Feiyan and Wang Xing were brought to the office, cameras and monitors were installed in the office.
The head of the regiment said with a smile: "We are also conditioned, conditioned reflex hahaha." ”
Chen Fei also said: "It's a conditioned reflex, it's a conditioned reflex, hahaha." ”
Several people laughed, and Chief of Staff Zhou Shaoping also said: "Do you think this kid came here because he knew in advance that he was going to be reprimanded, or did he really can't help it?" ”
Chief of Staff Lin Li said: "It's hard to say, let's look at the question of the battalion commander Xu Jiang first, how this kid answers." ”
Several chiefs nodded in agreement.
In the battalion commander's office, Zhong Feiyan and the battalion commander both stopped laughing, and Zhong Feiyan grimaced at Wang Xing before the battalion commander turned around.
This is the battalion commander who turned around and said sternly to Wang Xing and Zhong Feiyan: "Do you know why you were brought here today?" ”
The two of them looked at each other and shook their heads, and when the battalion commander saw this, he said to Zhong Feiyan: "Don't look at each other, Zhong Feiyan, you say first, why are you carrying it here?" ”
Zhong Feiyan said: "Report to the battalion commander, I was brought here by the squad leader after lunch, I don't know what the situation is." ”
"What about you, Wang Xing?" The battalion commander said.
Wang Xing thought to himself, it was definitely the problem of assessing the fight in the morning, but he could only say that he didn't know.
"Report to the battalion commander, I don't know, things are the same as hers."
"Okay, then I'll tell you what happened now, did you fight during the morning cross-country assessment?" The battalion commander said sternly.
Wang Xing and Zhong Feiyan were stunned, and sure enough, it was caused by something in the morning, and she also let it go.
Zhong Feiyan said first: "Battalion commander, we didn't fight. ”
After Zhong Feiyan finished speaking, he turned to Wang Xing and said, "Did we fight?" ”
"Well, no." Wang Xing scratched his head and said.
Seeing that they didn't admit it, the battalion commander was also interested, and then said, "You didn't fight? Do you want me to pull out all the soldiers of your recruit company and ask them again? ”
Wang Xing saw that things were not easy to lie, and hurriedly said: "Report to the battalion commander, we are not fighting, we are communicating, and we are communicating without affecting the collective and individual assessment, because the conditions for the formation of a fight are defined as a fight when one party is injured or when many parties are injured, and we can be regarded as an unconditioned reflex at most in the morning." ”
"Poof."
Zhong Feiyan wanted to laugh when she heard Wang Xing's answer, Wang Xing, a big bastard, can talk about the fight so eloquently, and he has an unconditioned reflex.
The battalion commander held back his laughter this time and didn't ask Wang Xing more, for fear that he would have to laugh out loud later.
"You're communicating, aren't you, then you have a good communication now, and recite it to me."
The battalion commander sat down in a chair as he spoke.
Zhong Feiyan thought to herself, this girl has long been familiar with it, it may be difficult for others, but it is not a matter for herself, and she often skips grades when she is studying.
Take this opportunity to rectify Wang Xing's big bastard, and I am full of joy when I think about it.
Zhong Feiyan hurriedly said: "Battalion commander, what should we do if we can't carry it?" ”
"If you can't memorize it, you can carry it here until the evening, and if you can't carry it at night, you can carry it until rest time." The battalion commander said.
"Is it that we can only leave at night when we recite well, and when can we leave when we can recite well?" Zhong Feiyan asked.
"Yes." The battalion commander said.
As soon as Wang Xing heard Zhong Feiyan's words, she knew that this girl wanted to rectify herself, in fact, she had already memorized it, but she was not the only one who could memorize it, haha, this helped herself, finish it immediately, go back immediately haha.
"Battalion commander, what do you mean?" Zhong Feiyan added again.
"Of course I mean what I say, there is a manual on the table, you can take it and memorize it quickly, don't memorize it well at night." As the battalion commander spoke, he was going to take the manual to Wang Xing and Zhong Feiyan.
Wang Xing thought that since this girl was trying to rectify herself, then he would be angry with her and see what her expression was when she was angry.
Wang Xing hurriedly said: "Report to the battalion commander, I want to recite it now to see how much I can recite, do you think it's okay?" ”
"Okay, you can recite it." The battalion commander said.
Hey? Why did this big bastard still volunteer, I want to see how you big bastard recites?
Seeing that the battalion commander agreed, Wang Xing immediately began to recite, his voice was loud and standard, and his recitation was as smooth as flowing water, gushing endlessly, and his mouth was like a river.
The battalion commander and Zhong Feiyan were also dumbfounded.
Zhong Feiyan was dumbfounded until the end of his mouth, thinking that he could see this opportunity to let the big bastard stay here, but he didn't expect this bastard to be more proficient in reciting than himself.
After Wang Xing finished reciting, he said: "Report to the battalion commander, I finished reciting without missing a word." ”
The battalion commander was speechless and said to Zhong Feiyan, "What about you?" Are you also proficient in memorization? ”
The battalion commander has come to his senses, and he was taken by these two recruit generals, but if he said it himself, how could it not be counted, and it was originally the regiment commander who wanted to see these two thorns.
"Report to the battalion commander, you can listen to my recitation first." Zhong Feiyan didn't want to lose to Wang Xing, so she started to recite directly after finishing speaking, and she also recited it word for word.
The battalion commander said with a smile: "I didn't expect that I, Xu Jiang, have lived for decades, but I was given an army by you two recruits, forget it, since you have completed the task, I will ask the two veterans to send you back to their respective training bases." ”
After the battalion commander finished speaking, he called two veterans and walked out of the battalion commander's office with Wang Xing and Zhong Feiyan.
Before parting, Zhong Feiyan also made a grimace at Wang Xing, meaning that he wanted to express, do you think only you can? Hee-hee! Wang Xing smiled but did not speak.
Each followed and led their veterans back to their training bases.