It's too late, it's too soon.

Listening to a crisp click, Mr. Qinglian's toes had been inserted from the mouth of the urinal with great accuracy, pierced out from the bottom of the pot, and kicked the fine white porcelain urinal to pieces, provoking the little rascal to praise again: "Good eyesight, hahahaha......"

However, this is not the point, the point is ...... Urine......

Urinal pot, urinal, can't it be used to hold wine instead of urine?

Mr. Qinglian's reaction was quite fast, and when he saw that the situation was not good, he raised his hand to cover his face with a wine jar, as for his body, hehe......

The fishy liquid spilled in a scattered pattern down the tips of his toes and onto his calves, and then imprinted plum blossoms on his body. It's not much, but the nausea can't run away, and this wine......

Of course, if his nerves were thick enough, he could still drink wine.

"Wahahaha...... Bai He clutched his stomach and laughed wildly, "This hero, don't you just drink wine and don't add vegetables, isn't it boring?" How does the ingredients that Lao Tzu added to you taste? Authentic boy pee, hahahaha...... "Whether this body is a child before he crosses remains to be verified, anyway, urine can't run, no matter what three seven twenty-one, laugh first."

Mr. Qinglian's face darkened: "......"

Thinking that he has experienced countless winds and waves in his life, he didn't even blink an eye in the face of fierce places such as the sword mountain and the sea of fire, the ancient battlefield, and the deep mountain beast den, but now, he was splashed with urine? !

"This ......"

Mr. Qinglian was in the game and was not very angry in this situation, because there are not many things in the world that can make him angry, but he was inexplicably poked into laughter, and after being stunned for a while, he suddenly laughed; "Hahaha, a certain family is a long insight this time!"

However, in addition to being funny, he still has a little secret hatred in his heart: looking at this hairstyle, he doesn't need to ask to know that this kid who uses a urinal as a secret weapon is Bai He!

What a, boy!

He must be taught a good lesson!

"Thank you for your hospitality, I really like it! But it's not rude, why don't you take a trip with a certain family and try the hometown snacks of a certain family? ”

He was a little distressed and threw away the two jars of second-class wine in his hand, as for the jar of first-class wine on his head, he was really reluctant, and he didn't wait for Bai He to respond after speaking, and his figure shook and pounced.

"No need, I'm losing weight, I don't eat supper!" Shirakawa was shocked.

At first, he thought that with the skills of a little hooligan, it would be a safe thing to get a little thief, so he came out with a urinal to join in the fun. However, what I never expected was that this "little hairy thief" was not hairy at all, and even Li Yuanfang couldn't stop him from making a move, and when he found out the truth, it was too late to regret it.

At this time, seeing Mr. Qinglian coming to the door, he finally knew that he was afraid, so he shrank into the house very slipperily, and shouted in his mouth: "Escort!" Li Yuanfang, escort! ”

"The thief ate me!" Before he could speak, the little rascal had already made a move.

However, at this time, Mr. Qinglian had already left his hands free, even if he only used five successful forces, it was definitely not something that the little rascal could resist. The great grandmaster plays a product and goes down, it is simply a situation of beating a small pot friend with one hand!

I saw him jump slightly, and the whole person rushed towards Baihe like a phantom, and the little rascal flew up with a kick in the air, and there was a muffled sound of "pop", and I don't know what the two of them did at the moment when their bodies were staggered, and the little rascal suddenly flew back upside down and stuck it on the wall in a zigzag shape. It didn't hurt, but it was impossible to stop Mr. Qinglian again.

But Mr. Qinglian's body shape remained unchanged, and after he knocked the little rascal away, he immediately slapped it in the air, and with a "hula" sound, the door that had just been closed by Bai He opened in response.

"You, you...... Don't want to hurt my young master! Little Lori was so scared that her legs were weak, but when she saw Mr. Qinglian walking in, she didn't think about it, she picked up a bench and was about to rush up to reward him with a set of "38 Crazy Demon Stool Method".

This girl!

Bai He was so moved by this loyal little maid that he almost cried, but where is this martial arts master in front of him that a girl can resist, isn't this self-defeating? Hurriedly stretched out his hand and pulled her back behind him, and said to Mr. Qinglian: "This hero, hero, what is rushing at me, don't embarrass her!" "The times are stronger than people, and I have to be angry.

"You kid now know you're scared? Too late! Hahaha......" Mr. Qinglian pretended to laugh fiercely and grabbed it with his big hand.

At this moment, a shout suddenly came from outside: "Where is the thief?!" ”

"In the other courtyard!"

"Li Shaoxia is entangled with thieves! Guys, go help! ”

But the villagers of the Lan family, who had just been alarmed by the roar of the little hooligan, had already arrived. I saw countless torches converging towards the Lan family's courtyard, illuminating the entire courtyard as if it were day. Looking at the little rascal Li Yuanfang again, he had already turned back at this time.

Mr. Qinglian hesitated, and said in his heart: "If you don't leave, I'm afraid you will have to show your flaws!" ”

He is not afraid of those subordinates, but he is afraid that if he stays for a long time, he will be seen by the little hooligans. Although the festival was lost, but the face was still needed, otherwise he would not have sent out to the thief three-piece suit, so he stopped decisively at the moment, looked at Baihe and snorted hatefully: "Boy, count yourself lucky, a certain family will let you go today, and I will want you to look good another day!" ”

As he spoke, he turned around and flew up to the roof on the opposite side of the courtyard like a frightening flap, and then jumped again, and disappeared into the vast night sky.

"What about thieves? Where are the thieves?! The Lan family arrived and looked at each other one by one. I saw that the sky was misty, the night was lonely, where was there still a trace of thieves? A top master like Mr. Qinglian, no one can stop him if he wants to come, and in the same way, no one can stop him if he wants to leave.

Bai He scolded angrily: "Why don't you wait for dawn to come? The wineries have been emptied! ”

"What?" The next person was shocked, and hurriedly ran to the winery next door to take a look, and found that everything was fine. Even the two jars of second-class wine stained with urine were found at the gate of the other courtyard. After making trouble for a long time, the dare is only to lose one-third of the daily benefits of the little hooligan, and it is not painful.

So after a while of the confusion of the people, they dispersed.

They didn't know that the person who came was the top peerless master in the world, but they just thought it was a little thief who didn't open his eyes, and he was beaten away by Li Shaoxia, so they didn't take it seriously, and it was a farce. Anyway, thieves happen from time to time, and it's not worth making a fuss.

In fact, it is indeed a farce, but it is just a farce of Mr. Qinglian alone.

After cleaning up the mess, Bai He found the little hooligan Li Yuanfang, glared and said, "Why didn't you chase it just now?" ”

"Huh? Who to chase? "The little rascal is playing stupid.