I laughed, interrupted Guo Jia's exclamation, and said to the stunned Dian Wei: "If you want to eat dragon meat, you have to do it yourself!" ”

"Get, get!" Dian Wei smirked.

So a few people rolled up their sleeves and began to work, disemboweled, tied up the grill, and ordered dry wood to start the fire, and worked for most of the day... It's finally time to eat!

I have never eaten crocodile meat in the modern world, and I am fortunate to be able to eat a large piece of it today, and I am happy in my heart.

Raise the fruit wine and pour Guo Jia violently, for Dian Wei, it is still exempt, persimmons who don't pick up soft pinch! Bullying Guo Jia is also quite fulfilling.

Guo Jia squinted his eyes and suddenly asked me: "If there is chaos today, it is the time when the hidden dragon is soaring, what is Brother Haichuan's plan?" ”

My heart is tight, Xiaoxiao, I'm going to induce us to start an incident so soon, this Guo Jia is really a dissatisfied with the status quo and extremely restless angry young man in the late Han Dynasty.

Although he was full of slander in his heart, his face remained calm, and he replied: "When I returned to the Han Dynasty, I was originally looking for my roots and ancestors, traveling through the great rivers and mountains, and pursuing the long-standing culture of my Han Dynasty, but my eyes were full of devastation. It's a pity! ”

Guo Jia pressed step by step, and said: "However, with Brother Shen's talent, wouldn't it be a pity not to do anything for my Chinese race?" ”

Damn, Hu Kan from the south and south of the world completely bluffed this great ghost of the Three Kingdoms a while ago, wronged! In fact, I'm just an empty talker, and these words are all from the Internet fast food of later generations.

instigated Lao Tzu to dominate the world so quickly, and Lao Tzu is not a superman wearing shorts!

As soon as you come to the house, you want no people, you have no money, what you want to fight for hegemony, and it's enough to save your life!

I wanted to hold on to my face and swallow mountains and rivers with my ambition, so as not to let Guo Jia look down on it.

However, under Guo Jia's clear and sincere eyes, I gave up those big words.

I replied calmly: "Fengxiao, you are also exalting me too much." The sages once said that if you are good, you will help the world, and if you are poor, you will be good alone. I am weak, although I have the heart to save the people in fire and water, but it is difficult to sing alone, such as filial piety, the three of us can work together, I have a little certainty, to be a small tyrant, to ensure the peace and prosperity of a place. ”

Guo Jia listened to me quietly, but his heart was like a river overturning.

In the past few days, Guo Jia's mood has never been so excited, even three years ago, when he first met several famous teachers and leaders in Yingchuan Academy, his mood never fluctuated so much!

The Shen brother sitting opposite gave him a dazzling surprise and too many surprises...... Guo Jia even felt that it was difficult for this person to come out of a thousand years!

At first, he saw this person kill the tiger with his bare hands, and this thrilling man-tiger battle also aroused Guo Jia's enthusiasm and suddenly became acquainted with this fierce man; Later, I learned that he had captured Jiaolong, and I admired his bravery even more.

Even, at that time, a ridiculous thought arose in his heart, this person captured the dragon and the tiger one after another when the troubled times came, did this indicate some kind of sign?

After that, as soon as the pulley came out, it shocked the eyeballs again!

What's even more amazing is that when talking about the general trend of the world, Guo Jia only mentioned the honor and disgrace of the big man, but this guy includes Huanyu, and his thinking has already jumped out of Kyushu...

Guo Jia only felt that in front of this benevolent brother, he was simply a frog at the bottom of the well.

He is in the age of a weak crown, and he is not lacking in the enthusiasm and impulse of young people, and after several collisions of ideas with me, the mentality of achieving great things has become more urgent.

Now that the scholar family has a monopoly on the official career, Guo Jia is from a poor family, and it is difficult to become a leader.

Determined to pull me into the water, I already thought of the possibility of being rejected by me.

Guo Jia was not discouraged and unfolded his superb acting talent in front of me.

Pretending to be disappointed with me that he couldn't hide, but he pretended not to give up and asked me, "Brother Shen's ambition really stops here?" ”

I was afraid that Guo Jia would part ways with me, so I didn't pay attention to the subtle changes in his expression, and my mood was a little depressed and regretful, so I couldn't wait to change my words immediately and say to him, "Lao Tzu's ideal is to level the world and dominate the country; The court is in charge of the world, drunk and lying on the knees of beauties. ”

However, I don't have those golden fingers that cross the great gods. When I first arrived in a different place, I shook the spirit of Wang Ba, and all the heroes in the world bowed down to the prime minister, and the beautiful lady was crying and shouting, sticking the dowry of the family property upside down, and throwing herself into her arms!

But how can I say it!

Thinking about it, what should I do if I want to say my true thoughts, but I don't want Guo Jia to look down on him too much? Fighting with a person as smart as Guo Jia is a little harder than fighting a crocodile and fighting a tiger!

I sorted out my thoughts, decided to adopt a roundabout tactic, and asked tentatively, "Fengxiao, what do you think is the shape of this world we live in?" ”

Guo Jia saw that I didn't admit it directly, but there was a big change, and he was secretly happy in his heart, judging that there must be a play. He didn't ask what was going on, thought about it, and replied: "Everyone in the world thinks that the sky is round and the place is common, and when the famous Zhang Heng put forward the 'Hun Tian Theory', he thought that the sky enveloped the earth, and the shell was wrapped in yellow. I have been bothered by this problem for a long time, and I can't solve it. ”

The core meaning of the 'armillary theory' is that the earth is like a round yolk wrapped in an eggshell, which in the final analysis indicates that the earth is round.

I secretly sighed, Guo Jia is Guo Jia. Worldly common sense is far from being able to restrain his mind.

Since you're skeptical about the round sky, it's easy to do next. So I asked again: "Fengxiao, have you seen the sea?" ”

"Not yet." Guo Jia shrugged his shoulders regretfully, my actions in this cottage are more foreign than myself.

It's so annoying, I've practiced this action N times before, and it's not in place.

Unexpectedly, Dian Wei interjected: "I lived by the sea when I was a child, I can sail a boat, and I can fish!" ”

Dian Wei has been listening to the conversation between me and Guo Jia, and he couldn't interject, he held it for a long time, and finally had a chance for him to interject a sentence to brush up on his sense of existence.

I laughed and turned my head to Dian Wei and asked, "Then have you seen a big ship at sea?" ”

"Needless to say, you can see it every once in a while." After speaking, he also opened his arms and exaggerated the size of the boat.

"And what part of the ship did you see first?"

Dian Wei thought for a while and said, "It should be the top of the mast that hangs the sails." ”

"And then?" I asked again.

"Sails, of course."

"What's next?"

"Needless to say, the last thing you see is the entire hull." Dian Wei replied without hesitation.

"I see!" Guo Jia stroked his palms and shouted, "I must see the sea in the future." ”

Dian Wei asked puzzledly, "What are you two playing dumb riddles?" Tell me about it. ”

I replied with a smile: "Brother Dian, if the sea is really flat, then we will see the whole ship at first, instead of showing a little mast tip first, then the sail, and then the hull at the end; What if the sea was round? ”

"I got it!" Dian Wei thought about it, and immediately jumped up like a child excitedly.

Looking at Guo Jia, the two of us looked at each other and smiled.

I then gave another example and said to the two of them: "The earth revolves around the sun, and the moon revolves around the earth, and you can go around the earth in a month." On the first day of the lunar calendar, the moon moves exactly between the earth and the sun, facing the earth with a dark side, so it is not visible from the earth; And fifteen, it moves to the other side of the earth, so we can see the full moon. But why is the moon sometimes round, and sometimes like a crooked boat? ”

"Brother Shen, don't explain yet," Guo Jia stopped me and said, "Let me guess." ”

I've been waiting for this demonic genius to speak.

"Needless to say, the moon is round. Is it okay to think so? On the fifteenth day, when we admired the moon, we saw the whole moon, so it was a full moon; The rest of the day, our vision is more or less obscured by the outline of the Earth, and of course, only a part of the Moon is seen. And the crescent moon at this moment just confirms that 'the earth is round'. ”

Guo Jia and I laughed at the same time!

After a big circle, my mouth was dry.

After talking about a lot of astronomical knowledge, I finally made a foreshadowing for my following topic, and I immediately threw a philosophical question to Guo Jia: "As long as there is a stick that is long enough and strong enough, and give me a fulcrum, I can lift the earth, do you think it is possible?" ”

"After waiting for so long, the meat show has really arrived." Guo Jia smiled secretly in his heart.

"The pole is labor-saving, Brother Shen has shown it just now, and we have no objection, but even if we can pry the earth, where will Brother Shen gain a foothold?" Guo Jia didn't say anything, but was very cooperative, and asked with a smile.

I thought Guo Jia was already in the set, because the answer I expected was said by him without hesitation.

I put my hands behind my back, looked up at the sky, and pretended to sigh deeply and leisurely: "Yes, if we can't be down-to-earth, no matter how beautiful our ideas are and how lofty our ambitions are, they are all rootless, and after all, it is just a sweet dream!" ”

went around in a big circle, and I just passed on such a message to Guo Jia: I can even take out the things that pry the earth to blow, what else in the world dare not do! It's just that high-rise buildings rise from the ground, and everyone who is a person and does things must first lay a solid foundation, and doing what he can is the right way.

Guo Jia saw that I was still playing Tai Chi and wanted to get by, so he turned his mind and said secretly: "Then I will force you to take it." ”

"Good!" Guo Jia raised his glass to Dian Wei and me, "Find a foothold for Brother Shen as soon as possible, come and pry the earth up, cheers!" With that, he drank the fruit wine from the wooden cup.

I sighed again, it seems that Guo Jia still does not give up, and deliberately misinterprets what I said about "doing things in a down-to-earth manner" as "finding a foothold to pry the earth".

In fact, I told Guo Jia these ambiguous words, just like the way of tai chi, just to save some face, to prevent him from completely underestimating me, and in the end I didn't even have to be a friend.

My ambition is really not too big, with my current conditions, it may not be impossible to mix with a small tyrant in ten or eight years. But, what am I going to fight with those big guys? Cao, Sun, LiuWhich one is a fuel-efficient lamp?

It's all said like this, and I don't bother to defend it, so let's let it be.

……

I pulled Guo Jia with my left hand, pulled Dian Wei with my right hand, and said with a smile: "The three of us are so close to each other, why don't we become brothers with different surnames?" ”

Dian Wei applauded loudly. I looked at Guo Jia with eager eyes...... Guo Jia pondered: "In troubled times, there are two enemies of 10,000 people as brothers, and they don't suffer losses. Besides, this Brother Shen is brave and incomparable, and his knowledge is extraordinary, and the other day is definitely not something in the pool... While pondering, Dian Wei interrupted: "Brother Guo, what are you hesitating about!" ”

Guo Jia looked up, I was also looking at him, and the two of them smiled. Guo Jia said: "How fortunate it is to be able to become brothers with these two? ”

At the moment, we sacrifice the heavens and the earth with dragon meat and tiger meat. The three of them knelt down on the mountainside to worship heaven and earth, and swore an oath: "Today, Shen Lang, Dian Wei, and Guo Jia are brothers with different surnames, share blessings and difficulties, report to the country, go down to An Li Min, and the emperor and queen of heaven. "After the oath, I am 25 years old, and I will worship as the eldest brother; Dian Wei was 23 years old, and Guo Jia was 19 years old and had to be the younger brother.

The three of them have no taboos, and they drink happily!