Chapter 292: That Zhe talks about shooting eagles
Chapter 292: That Zhe talks about shooting eagles
Zhang Renyao continued to ask, "What is Cui Daoshu doing?" What about Han Hee-jae? ”
Song Peng replied respectfully: "Cui Daoshu is negotiating with more than a dozen officials every day from morning to night. Han Xizai didn't care much about these things, he was very leisurely every day, playing chess with Na Zhe, playing 'fighting landlords, upgrading', and sometimes listening to Qi Jiuniang sing small songs. ”
Zhang Renyao couldn't help but be stunned: "'Fight the landlord, upgrade'? What is this? ”
"It seems to be a method of shutting down, they made dozens of square cards the size of half a palm out of thick paper, and there are some ghost-like things written on them, and I don't understand. However, Han Xizai plays with them every day with great interest, and it looks very fun. ”
Zhang Renyao pondered and unconsciously tapped the bed with his fingers.
Song Peng didn't dare to disturb him, he was sitting precariously, and he didn't dare to come out.
After a while, Zhang Renyao stood up, "You take me to see Na Zhe." ”
Song Peng hurriedly got up, led the way in front, and walked towards the courtyard where Na Zhe lived.
Coming to the outside of the small courtyard, Zhang Renyao heard a burst of laughter like a silver bell from inside: "Hahaha, that's Zhe." You're so shameless! Is this obviously '3', you want to fill up the number indiscriminately, and take '3' as '8'? Thanks to the old lady's eyes, she found out your little trick, otherwise she would have let you fool you again. Give money, give money, the old lady should quadruple this one, that is, four hundred Wen. ”
An old voice said, "That's wrong, it's wrong for you to do this, you can't always play tricks!" Qi Jiuniang finally got a good hand, and won you some money, you are too bad to be out of the thousands, right? Not manly at all. ”
Na Zhe said stupidly: "It seems that Lao Tzu's level is still not good, and he can't reach the height of the God of Gamblers!" ”
Qi Jiuniang asked, "What is the God of Gamblers?" ”
"It's not a thing, it's a person, his name is Gao Jin, he is a graceful person, Yushu is in the wind, and he is much more handsome than your Cui Daoshu. Oops, what are you pinching me for? ”
"Let you talk nonsense, my son-in-law is the most handsome, and no one can compare. Tell me, what is so good about this Gao Jin? ”
"I just don't say it! Because Lao Tzu was pinched out of his internal injuries by you, Jiu Niang, your 'Nine Yin White Bone Claw' skill has reached the sixth-level level, right? There are no traces left on the surface of my skin, but the internal organs must have been seriously injured, you are too powerful, and you threw Mei Chaofeng out a few streets. ”
Han Xizai laughed: "Then Zhe, what are you talking about, why can't the old man understand a word?" ”
Zhang Renyao and Song Peng outside were also confused, and they didn't know what Na Zhe was talking about.
Na Zhe said very stinkily: "Lao Tzu is not happy today, I just won't tell you." Qi Jiuniang, Lao Tzu wants to drink tea, you go and pour a cup over. ”
"You think beautifully, you want to drink tea, go find your sister Qin. The old lady doesn't care. ”
"Didn't Weak Lan go out, otherwise Lao Tzu wouldn't have bothered to greet you. Hurry up and pour tea for Lao Tzu, if you make Lao Tzu happy, Lao Tzu will tell you a new story, which is about 'Mei Chaofeng', and the name is "The Legend of the Condor Heroes". How's that, the title of this book is very stylish, right? The story inside is absolutely wonderful, do you want to hear it? ”
Qi Jiuniang came to the spirit, and she asked eagerly: "Is it more exciting than "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and "Dream of Red Mansions"?" ”
"Of course, this is Jin Yong's masterpiece, much more interesting than "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and "Dream of Red Mansions", which is very suitable for a big-chested woman like you."
Qi Jiuniang thought for a while, and then she understood what it meant to be 'big-chested and brainless'. She immediately pounced on it and choked Na Zhe's neck fiercely.
"The old lady is going to strangle you and let you talk nonsense. Who's big-chested? Your Qin sister's breasts are not small, there is a kind of you saying to her! ”
Na Zhe was pinched and stuck out his tongue, and Han Xizai watched happily beside him, regardless of their fighting.
Zhang Renyao and Song Peng, who were outside the house, looked at each other, not knowing what was going on inside.
After a while, Qi Jiuniang was tired before letting go of Na Zhe.
Na Zhe gasped and said, "Jiu Niang, you are too heavy, and you almost strangled Lao Tzu to death." You humanoid female tyrannosaurus, how can Cui Daoshu stand it! ”
Qi Jiuniang snorted angrily and said, "The old lady is still very gentle and well-behaved in front of my son-in-law. But when I see you bastard, I can't help but have a seizure, because you always provoke the old lady. ”
Han Xizai asked, "What kind of book did you say about shooting birds and geese just now?" ”
Na Zhe explained: "Lao Han, it's "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", not shooting birds or geese, this book tells the story of a teenager who was born in the far north and on the vast prairie, and after hard cultivation, he became a hero of the world. ”
"Oh, I see, it's about martial arts, and the old man is not interested."
Qi Jiuniang asked with great interest: "Na Zhe, is the story in this book interesting?" ”
"It's very exciting, definitely more attractive than "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"."
"Then you can talk about it now."
Na Zhe said slowly: "Jiu Niang, I'm thirsty and want to have a cup of tea." ”
Qi Jiuniang glared at him fiercely and poured him a cup of tea with great reluctance.
Na Zhe took a sip pleasantly, put down the teacup, and said:
"The mighty river of the Qiantang River, day and night, endlessly bypasses the side of Niujia Village near Hangzhou, and flows into the sea in the east. There are dozens of black cypress trees in a row on the riverside, and the leaves are as red as fire, and it is the time of August. The weeds in front of the village and behind the village have just begun to turn yellow, and under the reflection of the slanting sun, it has become a little more depressed.
Under two large pine trees gathered a group of villagers, men and women and a dozen children, listening intently to a thin old man. The speaker was in his fifties, and a green cloth robe had faded to blue-gray after a long wash.
I only heard him touch the two pear blossom planks a few times, and the bamboo stick in his left hand beat on a small drum continuously. Singing:
"The little peach blooms without an owner, and the tobacco is vast with a night crow. Several ruined wells have always been people's homes. ”
The speaker knocked the wooden board a few times and said, "This seven-character poem is about the fact that after the war, every house has become a ruined place with broken walls and broken tiles. The villain just said that the old man Ye has a family of four, joys and sorrows, gathering and dispersing, dispersing and gathering. The four of them dispersed the enemy soldiers, and finally reunited again, and returned to their hometown happily, but saw that the house had been burned clean by the enemy soldiers, and had no choice but to go to Bianliang to find a livelihood.
Unexpectedly: there are unpredictable circumstances in the sky, and people have good and bad luck. As soon as the four of them entered Bianliang City, a group of enemy soldiers came over to them. The leader of the soldiers looked over with a pair of triangular eyes, and when he saw that the third sister Ye was beautiful, he jumped off the horse, immediately hugged her, laughed, put her in the saddle, and said, "Little girl, come home with me and serve the master." 'Then how can Third Sister Ye obey? Struggling for his life.
The commander of the enemy shouted, 'If you refuse to obey me, you will kill your father and mother, and your brothers!' 'Lifting the mace, he hit Naha Saburo's head with a stick, and when he landed, he burst and screamed. Precisely:
The underworld has newly added dead ghosts, and there are no young people in the yang world!
Ye Laohan and his mother were frightened, pounced, hugged their son's dead body, and cried loudly. The chief lifted the mace, one by one, and paid it all again.
But the third sister Ye didn't cry, and said: "Sir Hugh is vicious, I'll go home with you!" The chief was overjoyed and brought Third Sister Ye home.
Unexpectedly, the third sister Ye looked at him unguarded, suddenly rushed over, pulled out the chief's waist knife, aimed it at his heart, and stabbed him in the past, saying that it was too late, it was fast, this knife stabbed away, and he could take revenge on his parents and brothers when he saw it. Unexpectedly, the chief had been in battle for a long time and was skilled in martial arts, so with a push, Third Sister Ye fell out on the spot.
The chief had just scolded: 'Little slut! Third Sister Ye had already raised the steel knife and strangled it in her neck. Pity her:
The flower and the moon are unparalleled women, and the melancholy soul goes to Jiuquan. ”
He said a paragraph and sang a paragraph, only to hear the villagers all gritting their teeth and sighing angrily. The man said, "All the officials, as the saying goes:
Don't deceive people, there are gods in your head. If you still do evil and have no retribution, the murderers of the world will eat people.
"But the enemy soldier occupied my Great Zhou world, killed people and set fires, and raped. He was prostituted and plundered, and he did all kinds of evil, but he did not see any retribution for him. It's only to blame that my Great Zhou officials are not angry, my China originally had a large number of soldiers, but as soon as they saw the enemy coming, they fled far away, leaving only the common people to suffer. It's like the tragedy of the third sister Ye's family. The land north of the river is really thousands, and it is like a commonplace. Zhujun lives in Jiangnan, and he is really in heaven, and he is afraid that he is only afraid that the enemy soldiers will come one day.
Exactly: rather be a peaceful dog, not a troubled world. The villain Zhang Fifteen, passing by Guidi today, served the officials and said this paragraph is called "The Martyr's Day of the Third Sister Ye". The words are thorough, and the right is over. "Knock the two pear blossom planks together for a while, and hold out a plate.
Some of the villagers took out two or three papers, put them on a wooden plate, and in an instant they got sixty or seventy words. Zhang 15 thanked him, put the copper coin in his bag, and wanted to set off.
A man in his twenties walked out of the villagers and said, "Mr. Zhang, are you from the north?" ”
Zhang Wufu saw that he was burly, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, so he said, "Exactly." The big man said: "Little brother Zuodong, how about inviting Mr. to drink three cups?" ”
Zhang 15 was overjoyed and said: "I don't know each other, how dare I bother?" ”
The big man smiled: "After drinking three cups, then we will get acquainted." My surname is Guo and my name is Guo Xiaotian. Pointing to a white-skinned man beside him, he said, "This is Brother Yang Tiexin." The two of us listened to Mr. Ye's rap about the martyrdom of the third sister Ye, and it was really good, but I had a few words I wanted to ask. ”
Zhang 15 said: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say." Today's meeting Guo Yang is also fateful. Guo Xiaotian took Zhang Shifu to a small hotel at the head of the village and sat down at Zhang's table.