Chapter 003: Don't go through the routine Liu Bei

Lu Peng grabbed the piece of mutton and turned around sharply, but saw a big man, pushing a car, went to the door of the store to rest, entered the store and sat down, looking at his person: nine feet long, two feet long (this seems to be very disproportionate); The face is like a heavy jujube, and the lips are greased; Danfeng eyes, lying silkworm eyebrows, dignified appearance, majestic.

This face that must be there in the future where there are Chinese people, this is not Guan Yu, but who is it?

At the moment, Lu Peng was overjoyed, I am here to wait for the rabbit, you finally jumped into my radish pot, so he turned his face to Zhang Fei and said: "Brother Xian, I see that this person is dignified and extraordinary, so he is not an idle person, you and my brother want to do a great job, you must make friends with the world's heroes as assistants, you and I might as well talk to this person." ”

Zhang Fei clapped his hands and applauded: "Brother, I have this intention, then the two of us brothers will go together." ”

Lu Peng put down the mutton that had bitten half of it, wiped his juicy hands on his tattered clothes, and walked in front of Guan Yu with Zhang Fei, Lu Peng deliberately asked: "Seeing that this strong man wants to join the army, he must be fighting for the country, and my brother Yide and I also have this intention, why don't you come over and talk about it together?" ”

Guan Yu saw that someone was talking to him, so he hurriedly turned his head to watch, but saw two strong men, one white and one black, smiling at him, and he suddenly felt good in his heart, and hurriedly stood up and replied: "My surname is Guan Mingyu, the word Changsheng, and then changed to Yunchang, and Hedong Xie Liangren is also." Because of the power of the place, he was killed by me and fled to the rivers and lakes for five or six years. I heard that the army and thieves were recruited here, and I came to apply. ”

Murder and escape, of course, it is a black household, this time in troubled times, recruiting righteous people from all over the country, you can completely whitewash your identity, how can you give up this opportunity?

Zhang Fei stepped forward and grabbed Guan Yu's hand tightly, shook it fiercely, and said, "Comrade, we are comrades." ”

Lu Peng almost laughed and lay on the ground, this Zhang Fei is too accurate to learn and sell, seeing Guan Yu's face in a circle, he hurriedly stepped forward and explained: "Comrades, like-minded people, you and I all want to contribute to the country, of course, even comrades, come on, you and I brothers eat wine and meat together, and then talk about behavior." ”

Guan Yu also has a feeling of falling in love with these two people at first sight, everyone is heroic, and they are not polite at the moment, so the three of them drank and talked together.

Lu Peng told what he thought in his heart, and also said that Zhang Fei had the feat of selling his property to form a rebel army, and this idea was immediately approved by Guan Yu.

Since the imperial court has allowed everyone to independently recruit villagers to resist the Yellow Turban Army, and now Zhang Fei is willing to take out all his family property as military expenses, there is really no need to go to the military camp of the government to be a soldier, pull the team by himself, and he is the head, how majestic is that?

So the three of them hit it off, and the three big hands were tightly clasped together, wanting to break out of a vigorous world in this chaotic world.

At this time, Zhang Fei proposed: "There is a peach orchard behind my village, and the flowers are in full bloom; Why don't we go back to the village and drink wine and eat meat, and talk about big things in detail. ”

Lu Peng wondered, this script is wrong, shouldn't you Zhang Fei say: "As soon as you and my brothers fell in love at first sight, there is a peach orchard behind my village, and the flowers are in full bloom; Tomorrow we will be in the garden to worship heaven and earth, and the three of us will become brothers, work together, and then we can do great things. ”

This is still familiar, but it seems to have some shortcomings, why was the script rewritten by the sponsor?

But it doesn't matter, since you mentioned brothers, you mentioned going up to your Zhuangzi, and you mentioned Taoyuan, then the famous Taoyuan Three Knots will be a certainty.

So Lu Peng high-fived, Zhang Fei settled the wine account, and the three of them joined hands with each other, strode out of the restaurant, and went straight to Zhang Fei's manor outside the city.

The three of them were walking to the city gate together, Lu Peng looked up, and couldn't help but be surprised, but saw that in the city gate hole, those old soldiers were still holding knives and guns, looking nervously at a post, wasn't the familiar words on it the original one?

While lamenting the dishonesty of the ancients, when he approached, he saw a man standing there in front of the proclamation, and sighed.

Lu Peng secretly said that it is not good, this guy is not Liu Bei.

Just when Lu Peng was secretly worried and was about to urge the two brothers to leave quickly, Guan Yu's ears were sharp, but he heard this sigh, stopped at that time, and scolded the man's back: "The manly man stands between heaven and earth, why do you sigh for a long time." ”

As a result, this man turned around slowly, and Lu Peng looked at his image, and almost spit out a mouthful of old blood on his face, and he wanted to rush up immediately and strangle this thing.

But I saw this person, born seven feet five inches long, with two ears hanging down his shoulders, his hands over his knees, his eyes could take care of his ears, his face was like a crown of jade, and his lips were greased, he was simply a bleached horse monkey, who was Liu Bei?

This god is too good at playing, he has worked so hard to pull the two cattle of the Three Kingdoms to be the little brother, but in the end there is still a Liu Bei, this thing can't let him cut off his beard.

was just about to step forward to interrupt the meeting of a few people, but this Liu Bei directly saluted Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and others, and took out his business card: "I am a relative of the Han family, the great-grandson of King Jing of Zhongshan, surnamed Liu, named Bei, and the word Xuande." Today, I heard that the Yellow Turban advocated chaos, and I had the ambition to break the thief and settle the people, but I couldn't hate, so I sighed. “

As soon as they heard that it was the royal family, Zhang Fei and Guan Yu's four eyes immediately brightened, which was much brighter than when they looked at Lu Peng.

Zhang Fei was overjoyed: "The three brothers and I have this intention, I am quite wealthy, and I have decided to recruit Xiangyong and do big things with the public, how about it." “

Liu Bei was overjoyed at that time, and hurriedly stepped forward to meet the three of them, and Lu Peng said his name with a wry smile.

Liu Bei cautiously asked: "Look at this brother's lofty spirit and extraordinary conversation, but which family was born into the Wang family?" What celebrities were there in the first place? ”

Lu Peng wanted to strangle him at that time, what era is this? This is a troubled era, an era that speaks with the thickness of an arm, what else do you come from? It's not about finding a partner, it's about getting the right person.

So he spoke truthfully: "I am a mountain and a villager, and I have been practicing in the mountains with my master since I was a child, and the master pinched his fingers the year before last and calculated that it was the time when the troubled times would arise, and it was the time for my generation to serve the country, so I sent it out of the mountain. ”

Feelings are a nobody, so Liu Bei raised his head, then straightened his chest, and then dropped the broken straw mat and a bunch of straw sandals on his back, looking at Lu Peng, Zhang Fei, and Guan Yu, although there was a kind smile on their faces, but the look in their eyes had a sense of nobility and superiority.

Lu Peng's heart chuckled, and he seemed to feel that something was wrong.

When he turned his head to look at Zhang Fei and Guan Yu, the expressions of these two people at this time were a kind of mentality in which Xiaomin met the senior leader, and the senior leader gave Xiaomin face very much, which made him flattered.

Lu Peng sighed, it turned out that he had forgotten what era this was, in fact, this time was still an era of paying attention to birth, and this was indeed an era of identity and family.

Although Liu Bei is already a weaving mat seller, his noble bloodline is still in this era, making the common people feel that the mountains are uplifted, in fact, this is why Liu Bei has to take out his royal identity that he can't beat anywhere, this is the ID card, this is the capital, which will make the people revered and let the gate valve clan courtesy.

But Lu Peng is disgusted with Liu Bei, this guy has voted for almost all the major warlords, whose food he eats, whose pot he smashes, and who he is unlucky, he is a dead star, claiming to be loyal to the Han family, and falsely reporting the death of the emperor to claim himself emperor, how can you rest assured that you let such a person be your eldest brother?

The four of them greeted each other in this city gate cave, and Lu Peng obviously felt that Zhang Fei and Guan Yu were more enthusiastic about Liu Bei than they were about themselves, and Lu Peng felt a little lost in his heart.

After greeting for a while, Zhang Fei invited everyone to his village again, so the four of them joined hands and strode out of the city, but between the marches, Zhang Fei and Guan Yu involuntarily lagged behind Liu Bei, this backward step is definitely not any emotional distance between Liu Bei and Liu Bei, this is a kind of etiquette norms, a kind of involuntary respect for the royal family.