Text Chapter 6 Mu Zi Li and Water Diving
I don't know what Li Qian's true thoughts are in his heart, anyway, this etiquette or something is 'upright', and with his current skin, he has a kind of elegant demeanor of respecting teachers.
Li Qian's sudden move seemed to surprise the Dao Chief, who glanced at him sideways rather playfully and stared at his hands.
"You get up, you don't have to do something to show me, your kidneys are quite strong, and it doesn't hurt to bend over?"
"Huh?" Such an elegant atmosphere was broken in an instant, and Li Qian responded as if he didn't hear clearly, standing there stupidly, looking at the Taoist.
"Sit down, don't stand stupid! There is tea, wine, food and food on the table, and you can choose from yourself. ”
Hearing the Taoist chief's words, this Li Qian is also in the position, he has been walking for so long, and he has wasted so many tongues with the shopkeeper and the Taoist priest, and he is also thirsty, Li Qian took the teacup, and just sent it into the mouth, he heard this Taoist priest say such a sentence as if he had a grudge.
"Do you know that this gesture you just made was a funeral?"
Isn't it, this Li Qian can be described as the standard action of the funeral just now, with his right hand and his left hand down. However, when bowing hands, the right hand is usually inside and the left hand is outside. The ancient Chinese regarded the left as respect, so when they bowed their hands, the left hand was outside, showing people with the left, showing sincerity and respect. In the event of a funeral, it is the opposite. When a woman bows her hand, her left hand is inside and her right hand is outside, and in case of funeral, the opposite is true.
"Huh?" This Li Qian was holding a sip of tea in his mouth, puffing out his cheeks, and squeezing his eyebrows and eyes, which was very funny.
After spending all this effort, he finally swallowed this 'saliva' into his stomach, and hurriedly explained, "That, that Taoist leader I really didn't mean to, really not!" You have to believe me......" This is also why he is not in a hurry, originally he just wanted to make a 'feat that moved the heavens and the earth', but now it is self-defeating, and he has to explain it well.
Halfway through speaking, he was stopped by the Taoist Chief, "I know you didn't mean to, otherwise you wouldn't be here now!" ”
"Haha, it's still shrewd! The Taoist is shrewd! Li Qian was afraid of being misunderstood by the Taoist and sleeping on the streets, and after hearing the Taoist chief's words, he couldn't help but praise twice.
The Taoist snorted lightly, slightly dissatisfied, "We've known each other for a few days, I'm afraid it's just from your heart!" ”
"How could it be, how could it be!" There was a hint of embarrassment in his tone.
Under the candlelight, the two were dumb for a while, speechless at each other, and a strange smell filled the air.
"Uh......, is what you just told the store to be true? I don't know how the Taoist chief sees it? In order to solve this strange situation, Li Qian casually brought up a topic.
"How? Boy, don't you believe me? The Dao Chief raised his eyebrows lightly and glanced at Li Qian.
Complaining and complaining that Li Qian can't speak, according to what he said, doesn't he just don't believe in this long word, doesn't he regard him as a charlatan.
This Li Qian saw that he had caused trouble when he mentioned it casually, and he was also panicked, "No, no, Dao Chief, don't misunderstand!" ”
"Oh, you boy! The old man knows that you don't believe it, so let's tell you, no matter what the old man said is right or not, this must be very accurate in the eyes of the shopkeeper! ”
"Why?" Listening to the mystery that the Taoist chief said, Li Qian couldn't help but be a little curious.
The Taoist chief took a bite of food and glanced at him, "It's okay to tell you!" “
"Let me ask you, according to the shopkeeper's behavior today, will he immediately go back and tell his wife not to get wet?"
"This ......," Li Qian remembered that when he came up, he still told him to say good things in front of the Taoist leader, "It will definitely be!" ”
"That's not the end, in the next few days, whether his wife is sick or not, he will only take the responsibility on his own wife. If he had been sick, he would have believed me more, but complained that his wife had not respected her orders, and that he must have inadvertently been wet. If he hadn't been sick, he would have thought that his wife had done my bidding! ”
"That Dao Chief, you ......"
"I'm lying, am I? Fei Ye, Fei Ye ......" Dao Chang said half of his words and stopped talking, which can be regarded as satisfying Li Qian's appetite.
The Taoist chief looked up at Li Qian, "What's your name, I've known you for so many days, and I haven't asked you yet!" ”
This Li Qian also deliberately did not give the Dao Chief a pleasure, and provoked a wave, "Dao Chief, don't you know how to count, you count a hexagram!" ”
"You're a man...... It's so hard to talk to you, and let me calculate a hexagram, do you want me to calculate your past and present lives for you! The Taoist said with a little dissatisfaction.
Seeing that this chief was a little angry, he didn't dare to provoke him again, if he really provoked him, he really couldn't afford to sleep on the streets.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry! The boy's surname is Li Mingqian, Muzi Li, and Shuibu Qian. “
"Mu Zi Li, named Qian...... Boy, do you know your name, it's not a good name! ”
"What's the explanation?"
"Mu Zi Li, the kid is wood, the wood is floating in the water, and you are called a dive, sinking under the water, contradicting each other up and down, your life, I am afraid that this life will be ups and downs!" What the chief said, it seems to be a bit knowledgeable, but this is just that he is still a little resentful and ridicules this Li Qian.
(Here, I want to say one more word about the villain, this sentence is the need of the plot, and there is absolutely no intention to slander it, if there is a brother who hits the name, it is not strange, it is strange.) Moreover, this test word is a thousand solutions, and let the little is not talented, in the villain, I am the next person, solve it, the fate is ill-fated, ups and downs, destined to be extraordinary in this life, and the contradiction between the top and bottom is destined to fight against the world, is the hero of the world, and then whether it is successful or not, it is a matter of man, and a matter of man! )
Li Qian was not afraid when he heard this, he knew that this was just a threat from the Taoist to him, and he also accompanied the Taoist to act.
"Dao Chief, what you said is true? Don't scare me! Doesn't it mean that there are other faces, palmistries, and the like for fortune tellers? Dao Chief, please help me take a look! "This acting, tsk, I'm afraid it can't even compare to some dramas.
After speaking, he put his white face in front of the Taoist chief, looking sincere.
This chief was afraid that he could also see that Li Qian was acting, but he didn't pierce him, but accompanied him to act.
"Come closer, let the old man do the math for you!"
"Ah, your face is so ordinary, I'm afraid you won't do anything in your life!"
"It's ordinary, as long as it's not a lifetime of ups and downs, it's okay to be ordinary!" This Li Qian pretended to be comfortable, and then he looked like a devout believer, "Dao Chief, isn't this still palmistry, you can also take a look, take a look!" ”