Chapter 135 "Dirty? The great poet immortal is also dirty? ”
"Cough, let's talk about inviting Miss Yue and Brother Li Bai back......" Bai He coughed dryly and pulled the topic back to the original point.
When the second daughter heard this, she hurriedly pricked up her ears, thinking to herself, whether he is really experienced or not remains to be demonstrated, but if he really has a way to help Ying Yue and Li Bai, then it doesn't hurt to listen to it.
It may be a bit difficult for a man to chase a woman, but it is not easy for a woman to chase a man? Bai He said eloquently: "I don't know if you have heard of the truth of boiling frogs in warm water? ”
"Boiled frogs in warm water?" The two girls were stunned.
"That's right." "If you boil a pot of boiling water and then put a frog down—quack!" The frog will jump out right away. But what do you think would happen if you put the frog in cold water and then boil it slowly? ”
"Will ......" The two sisters were a little dumbfounded. They are usually pampered, and they really haven't thought about this problem.
"Frogs will die!" Shirakawa revealed the answer, "Until it's cooked, it won't jump out of that pot." He also gestured and said: "Now, my brother-in-law Li Bai is this frog, and Miss Yueyue, she is going to put the frog into the boiling water all at once." Someone like my brother-in-law, he doesn't seem to have much discipline on the surface...... Ahem, I mean cynical, but in fact he is a very strong-willed person, otherwise he would not be where he is today. Just ask Miss Yueyue blindly forcing him to go home, how could he not run away? ”
"Then what do you mean......" Mercy Xing's eyes lit up.
"It's simple."
Bai He laughed, "If the hard one doesn't work, then come the soft one." Use beauty to attract him, use gentleness to soften him, if he wants to become an immortal, you will accompany him to heaven, if he wants to become a demon, then accompany him to hell, send food when he is hungry, sew clothes when he is cold, and send pillows when he is sleepy...... In short, you have to find a way to open his heart step by step, like a spring breeze and rain, moisturizing things silently, so that he unconsciously gets used to your existence, and at that time...... Hehe, how do you want to handle it is not a matter of words? ”
"If Miss Yueyue is really in a hurry to marry herself, then you can also take some fierce medicine. Whether it's taking sweat pills or feeding him aphrodisiacs, I will do everything I can to push him down. As long as the raw rice is cooked and a few more little Li Bai come out, even if you drive him away, he won't leave! If you can't find the medicine, I can ask Li Yuanfang to help me get some when I go back, do you think it's better to come to the big Buddha stick or ...... Ah! ”
Seeing that the more he talked, the more unscoreable he became, the second lady next to him finally couldn't listen anymore - "It hurts my heart!" Then the whole world fell silent.
The two sisters glanced at each other, they had never been in love, but when they heard Bai He say one thing at a time, they both felt that he was a little reasonable. If he really does what he thinks, maybe he can really "deceive" Li Bai.
"However......" Lian Xing still had some concerns, and said with a frown: "Senior brother, he left Senior Sister just to pursue the ultimate in swordsmanship." Even if he really forces him to go back, I'm afraid that he can only keep people, not his heart. In the end, it delayed his kendo......"
Before he finished speaking, he heard Bai He's "sneer" and sneered: "The ultimate in swordsmanship? What is that? Can you eat it? ”
"Brother Bai, ...... you" Lian Xing was stunned, people who learn martial arts all take the pursuit of the ultimate in martial arts as their lifelong pursuit, otherwise, what are you doing here?
Bai He sneered: "What is the so-called ultimate in kendo? Heavenly Dao? Oh, I, Baihe, am a layman, and I don't know what the way of heaven is, but I have heard a saying, the Tao Te Ching has clouds: the way of heaven is more than enough to make up for the deficiency, but humanity is not, the loss is insufficient, and the dedication is more than enough. From the perspective of a bystander, I think that the eldest brother is the second person in the world, and his sword path is already very much, no matter how high he is, he can't be as high as the holy queen who thunders all over the world. But when it comes to humanity, he seems to be lacking. Now that he has traveled all over the world to find a breakthrough, he has delayed the good years of the girl who invited the moon, so I want to ask, what did he lose and what did he make up? Is he walking the way of heaven or is he walking the way of humanity? ”
"This ......" Mercy Star was dumbfounded by his question.
Bai He continued: "At the level of the eldest brother, I think more attention should be paid to the cultivation of the state of mind, rather than pure martial arts, right?" But now, as soon as he saw Miss Yueyue, it was as if he had seen a ghost, how far away he was to hide, so to some extent, could Miss Yueyue have become his inner demon? If so, then there's no way for him to hide! In that case, why not just turn back and face it bravely? Either kill the demon and preach the Tao and surrender the demon, or kill yourself and let the demon surrender himself, and then give birth to ten or eight little Li Bai with her, and live a happy life without shame and impatience. When the time comes, maybe as soon as the thoughts are cleared, the Heavenly Dao will come uninvited...... Ah! ”
"You dead man, can't you say something well? What do you do with all this nonsense? The second lady saw that he said something like that at first, but when he got to the back, he suddenly deviated again, and she was angry and funny, so she couldn't help but give him another slap.
"Haha...... What's that, Pity Xing, brother, I'm just talking nonsense, you don't have to take it seriously......" Bai He silently made up for it, and then said no more.
People like Li Bai, who dedicate themselves to their ideals and do not hesitate to leave everything behind, still respect and admire him very much in his heart. But admiration is admiration, if it were him, he would not do it if he was killed.
The way of heaven is ethereal, how can humanity be interesting?
Make a little money, drink a little wine, engage in small inventions, go shopping when you are idle, and tease your sister paper, how comfortable are these days?
Miss Lianxing was silent, but she was shocked in her heart: although Big Brother Bai's words were ...... That's a bit of a problem, but it's not rough, and when you think about it, it really makes sense. At least, he wasn't wrong about the "demons in the heart".
After half a ring, she sighed faintly: "Listening to your words is better than reading for ten years." If only Senior Brother and Sister could meet Big Brother Bai earlier, you would be fine......"
Before he finished speaking, a long laugh suddenly came: "It doesn't seem too late to meet now." ”
"Big brother?"
"Senior brother?"
"Mr. Qinglian?"
The three of them were stunned at the same time, followed the source of the sound, and sure enough, they happened to see Li Bai coming down the stairs from upstairs.
"Big brother, why are you here? What about the girl who invited the moon? "Bai He was a little dumbfounded, didn't this great poet immortal fly away? What a lot of effort, why did you come back again? Suddenly, it dawned on me, "Oh, I see, the most dangerous place is the safest place." ”
"That's right." Li Bai smiled and said, "Fortunately, I'm back, otherwise I would have missed your wonderful words brother, haha......"
"Forehead ......" didn't expect to be caught red-handed by someone who said nonsense, Bai He was suddenly a little embarrassed, and he also made witty words, it was clearly an old driver racing car, and foul language, right? This great poet is really good at talking......
"Big brother, don't laugh at me......" He was about to say something, when he suddenly heard a "huh" from Lianxing: "Senior brother, you...... Dirty? ”
"Well, thanks to my brother's words, I woke up the person in my dream, and I finally realized it for my brother." Li Bai glanced at Bai He and said with a smile.
"Dirty? The great poet immortal is also dirty? Bai He looked confused.
He looked at Li Bai in front of him carefully, wanting to see if this great poet also had a driver's license, and he would have a companion to drag racing or something in the future. But looking at it, he suddenly felt that Li Bai seemed to be a little different. However, what a different method, he couldn't say it for a while, and he felt that Li Bai suddenly had something wonderful on his body......
"I guess it's a festival, right?" He thought to himself. And when Lian Xing heard Li Bai say that he had already realized, he suddenly became excited: "Congratulations, senior brother!" ”
"Hmm." Li Bai nodded and smiled, smiling very comfortably, as if his old constipation for many years had suddenly been cured.
He turned his head to look at Bai He, and suddenly sighed: "Good brother! 'The way of heaven, the loss is more than enough to make up for the deficiency', for my brother has already chewed it to rot, but I didn't expect that in the end, it is not as clear as you, brother, a mortal! Now, thanks to your reminder, my brother knows that the breakthrough opportunity I have been looking for in the past few years is actually close by, and it is really ridiculous to think about it......"
Bai He didn't seem to understand: "Big brother, what do you mean ......?"
"Don't say it, don't say it!" Li Bai smiled mysteriously, suddenly patted him on the shoulder and laughed: "Now that the opportunity has come, you kid is waiting to drink the happy bar, hahaha......" Saying that, his figure flashed, and the person arrived outside the cage smoke building.
Lianxing and the second lady glanced at each other, and chased after each other with a clear heart. Bai He was stunned: Hearing Li Bai say this, it seems that something big is about to happen? So he hurriedly followed.
At this time, the moon was in the sky, and the night was as cool as water, and I saw Li Bai hanging in the air standing with his hands in his hands, looking into the distance, as if waiting for someone.
It didn't take long for the people he was waiting for to arrive.
I only heard the sound of the wind "popping and banging", and suddenly a crane stepped on the moon in the distance, which invited the moon girl to go and return. When she saw Li Bai, she shouted from afar: "You are really here." I'll see where you're going this time! As he spoke, he was about to fly over on a crane.
"I'm not running." Li Bai took the initiative to greet him and said with a smile.
Invite Yue was stunned when she heard this, "Don't run away?" ”
As soon as the words fell, Li Bai was already in front of him, and his expression became extremely gentle: "I figured it out, I won't run away in the future, even if you chase me, I won't run away!" ”
"You...... You lie! The change came so quickly that Ying Yue was a little suspicious of her ears.
"I never lie to anyone, and I don't lie to you." Li Bai said firmly.
"You're a liar!" Invite Yue looked at Li Bai fixedly, and suddenly shouted: "If you don't lie to me, then why don't you hug me?" ”
I am afraid that no man in the world will refuse this request, let alone Li Bai?