Chapter 10 Please also be wise
"Do you really want to know?" Everyone knows that once this sentence appears, it is most likely that the other party has any requirements and other conditions, even if you are not afraid, it will be difficult. But this Li Qian is a little confused now, and he is still looking forward to it.
"Uh-huh!" How do you say that sentence: 'If you are stuck in your throat, you won't vomit or be happy!' Now, it is 'like choking in the heart, I don't know if I am unhappy!' Li Qian's current curiosity is best described.
"I'm sorry, no comment!" The Taoist snorted lightly, and 'Tsundere' flicked his sleeves and brushed the dust off the table.
"You! ...... "This Li Qian almost didn't have a mouthful of old blood spurting out, and secretly said in his heart, 'This old way, it's really angry with me!'" ’
Even though I am arranging this old way in my heart, but my curiosity always makes my heart like a knife, and I can't breathe in every way, how uncomfortable is this taste!
Although this Li Qian is also a person who has died once, and he is still 'unjust through the ages' and died, when he woke up this time and had a lesson, he also realized the truth of 'being a man, daring to be a man with a long life, a thicker skin, and a higher than heaven and earth', but this line is still too low, the posture is too high, and it is difficult to understand its essence for a while, so he just ate this long deflated, and he was unwilling for a while. The scuffle of the dead skin and the face of the low three and four can only be a puff of anger or not glancing at the Taoist chief on the side, and then adding a vulgar sentence in his heart to vent the 'power of the wilderness' in his heart.
"Hey! Is it a fortune teller? Let's calculate a hexagram for Lao Tzu! The person who said this sat on the chair with a face, and every pore on his body seemed to be full of anger, and he exploded when he burned, and he didn't look like a good stubble.
Although it is not a good stubble, this Li Qian secretly laughed in his heart, this has just eaten this old turtle, and someone came to look for him, it can really be said that God has eyes, look at how you can do it!
"Fortune telling?" The tone of the old Tao is not kind and kind, and he is also a little disdainful of this 'distinguished guest'. Lao Dao looked at it clearly, and glanced at his whole body, but his face softened a lot, "This!" Stretch out your left hand for me to see! ”
Li Qian looked at the old man's face and softened, and he was also a secret way, phew, isn't it also the master who bullies the soft and fears the hard!
The 'distinguished guest' stretched out his hand and said disdainfully, "Old Dao, you have to take a good look!" Don't look away! Master, I, I will go to the gambling house to gamble on my luck later, and you will calculate this fortune for me! After speaking, I don't know if the saliva choked on me, cough cough cough cough a few times, and sip it casually with my hand.
Lao Dao didn't answer his words, but chuckled, put his hand on the man's left hand, at first glance it didn't look like a palmistry, but it was a little like taking the pulse, and after looking at it for a while, he looked up at the face of the 'distinguished guest'.
"How? Master, when will I be able to make a lot of money! The distinguished guest withdrew his hand and glared at Lao Dao, but his tone was extremely disdainful.
Lao Dao was not angry, but his tone was still steady, "This, Lao Dao is only a shallow learner, and he can't calculate your fate, please find another master, sorry, sorry!" ”
Hey, as soon as I heard this, this Li Qian had a bottom in his heart, aren't you quite capable of telling people, Bacheng is trying to find an excuse to invite this 'God of Wealth' away!
This 'distinguished guest' is not willing to give up easily, mother, I am taking care of your business today, it is your luck, you give the whole 'please find another master' What does it mean, do you look down on me 'Hu Hansan'?
I said before that this is a character who will explode as soon as it burns, but it's really not nonsense, this one was immediately furious, and shouted at the old way, "What do you mean by this thing, you put up a fortune-telling signboard, but tell the master that you can't count, aren't you playing Lao Tzu, ah?" Lao Tzu will tell you today, you must calculate a hexagram for Lao Tzu today, otherwise Lao Tzu will pull out your hair one by one, and let you pretend to be half immortal here, half immortal! ”
This distinguished guest, as he spoke, slapped the table, and shook the only few old-fashioned 'cheating' equipment on the table to the ground.
Lao Dao looked at the situation, and he was not angry, and he started to shoot the case, "You don't want a dog to bite Lu Dongbin, you don't know the hearts of good people!" I'm ......."
Before he finished speaking, he was intercepted by this distinguished guest, and he was so angry that he jumped on the table and scolded, "Okay, you turtle thing, you dare to scold the master that I am a dog, see if I don't peel the skin and pull out the bones of your dog thing today, otherwise you won't know how powerful the master is!" After saying that, he began to be eager to try.
This Li Qian was secretly happy on the side, now this scene is afraid that it will be a strange talk for the ages, an old Taoist and an ordinary man are dirty at this exit, this picture is simply wonderful, tsk, I can't bear to look at it directly!
On the other side, Lao Dao and the 'distinguished guest' were arguing, but on this side, Li Qian was standing on the side stealing fun, while on the other side, the five or six servants in dark red robes were rushing here!
"Why? What are you doing! "As soon as the leader stood firm, he immediately stopped these two Taoist friends who were 'talking happily'.
Seeing that this official was coming, this 'distinguished guest' was obviously a little afraid, and immediately restrained a lot, took a few steps back, and distanced himself from this old way. On the contrary, it was this old way, angry but aggrieved and panting, standing behind the table, looking righteous.
When Li Qian looked at him like this, he was naturally happy in his heart, didn't he think a little jokingly, what's the matter? Do you want to these guys for a while?
Seeing that the two were separated, the leading official spoke, "What are you two doing, mother, are you making trouble for Lao Tzu?" I don't know if someone from this city has recently come to inspect Ji Feng's performance? What do you two mean, you fucking want to eat the board, don't you! ”
After all, this distinguished guest next to him is a local, and he naturally knows the methods of these officials, no matter how horizontal he is, he can't cross these officials, although this official is afraid that he may not even have a establishment, but how can a drop of crabs also have meat, no, he immediately softened, "Hey, official, this is not small!" It's this bullshit thing teasing the little one, otherwise how dare I make some trouble for you! ”
No matter how this official said, he has also seen some people who are four, four, six and six, and he can see this man's temperament at a glance, so he is a little unconvinced, and glances at the man with frowns, "Teasing you!" He's a fortune teller, what are you teasing for! It's not you, kid, you're looking for trouble! ”
The man must be crying and shouting, and the ghost cried wolf, "Oh, master, you really wronged me, how can you ask this old way, is he holding up a fortune-telling signboard, but he is changing the law to drive the villain and I go, and don't tell the villain's fortune!" As soon as he finished speaking, he was probably angry, coughed non-stop, and then slammed his throat hard, and spit out thick phlegm.