Xiao Dengzi is a eunuch, or a ladyboy according to modern terms, but it is not excluded that people have a heart like a girl's paper, and such a young heart was ruined by Wu Dalang, it is simply a beast.

Of course, Wu Dalang didn't know anything about this, how did he know that Xiao Dengzi still had this kind of idea about him, if he knew, he would definitely pull Xiao Dengzi into the house immediately, and then close the door.

And then, of course, things are not what some people with dirty minds think. Wu Dalang actually wants to boil a big pot of chicken soup to feed Xiao Dengzi, so that Xiao Dengzi, a lost lamb, will wake up in time.

However, this matter may be a little difficult, after all, Xiao Dengzi is just a eunuch, what can he do if he wakes up and makes him interested in women?

These assumptions aside, in fact, Xiao Dengzi's resentful gaze is telling Wu Dalang: Brother Wu, you made me cry, you actually didn't comfort me, bad man.

Wu Dalang was confused, of course, in addition to being confused, there were goosebumps, what the hell is this grudge, he didn't understand it at all, okay?

Wu Dalang's only thought now is: God, how handsome am I, not only was I favored by Huizong, but now I was also taken by Xiao Dengzi? Do you want to go back to disfigurement at night, and be a person who eats by talent instead of face?

Xiao Dengzi looked at Wu Dalang, and then found that Wu Dalang was actually in a daze, and he didn't know what he was thinking, but he was angry, this bad man was too bad, and he was playing with his feelings.

Xiao Deng stomped his foot angrily.

However, this stomping woke up Wu Dalang.

Seeing that Wu Dalang seemed to be sober, Xiao Deng Zi said, "Master Wu, do you really want to take me to the imperial dining room to eat?" ”

Wu Dalang didn't hear the meaning of Xiao Dengzi's words, but he just felt that it was really foolproof to have Xiao Dengzi leading the way, so he swore and said: "Then you don't need to say, let's go, let's go, if you delay it any longer, Your Majesty will retreat." ”

Wu Dalang's sworn appearance, in the eyes of Xiao Dengzi, it is the sea oath and mountain alliance, that is the sea is dry and the stone is rotten... moved Xiao Deng Zi to a mess again.

However, if Wu Dalang knew that Xiao Deng Zi was thinking about the sea oath and mountain alliance and the sea was rotten, then he would give him a basin of cold water and tell him the correct way to open these love words:

The so-called sea oath alliance is not so reliable, if it is really reliable, it will not be rotten. Look, the sea and the mountains, which were originally good, made a vow of love to eternity, and they were cursed by heaven like this, and now the sea is dry and the stones are rotten, what a sin.

However, it is still okay to deceive children with this oath, especially a simple blue child like Xiao Dengzi.

Xiao Deng Zi squirmed and said, "Okay, let's go." ”

Seeing that Xiao Dengzi was waiting for him to leave, Wu Dalang pulled the corners of his mouth, coughed and said, "Little Dengzi, you go first." ”

Xiao Deng Zi blinked his puzzled eyes and said, "Why do you want me to go first?" ”

Xiao Dengzi wants to follow Wu Dalang's side or behind, to be Wu Dalang's little follower, and, in his impression, other people's wives follow behind their husbands, how can any wife walk in front, this is not in order, so Xiao Dengzi also wants to go behind.

Wu Dalang's careful thinking about Xiao Dengzi, where did he guess it, his heart is full of despair now: Why are there so many why, don't you little eunuchs lead the way to the front? I also want to ask why, why don't you go to the front when you come to my side? What about your professionalism? You can easily be fired by the boss like this, you know?

Why did this stump Wu Dalang again, how should he answer this why??

Wu Dalang thought for a while and then said, "Ahem, in fact, I think your back is quite good-looking, I just want to see your back." ”

Wu Dalang thought for a while, and casually pulled out a reason that even he didn't believe.

But this reason is terrible, in Xiao Dengzi's heart, this reason directly made his heart melt again.

Xiao Dengzi stretched out his hand, covered his face, turned around gracefully, and walked forward with small steps. If such a smooth action is accompanied by a sentence of annoyance, it is a terrible picture, but fortunately, Xiao Dengzi did not confide such a super-lethal word as "hate".

Wu Dalang was stunned for a moment, then raised his head slightly, looked at the sky and said slowly: "Evil..."

Wu Dalang didn't dare to do much emotion, and quickly kept up with the pace of Xiao Dengzi, this little Dengzi's small steps were really fast.

Halfway through, Xiao Dengzi secretly turned his head and glanced at Wu Dalang.

As a martial arts master, Xiao Deng Zi saw that he could feel it keenly, and then nodded at him, revealing a polite smile.

Xiao Dengzi hurriedly turned his head again, and his heart was even more like a deer.

Wu Dalang's actions are terrible in Xiao Dengzi's eyes, in Xiao Dengzi's opinion, Wu Dalang has been watching him all the time, if he hasn't been watching him, how can he find himself secretly looking at him?

Xiao Dengzi walked more enchantingly, and secretly thought in his heart: Sure enough, my back is supremely attractive, will Brother Wu not hold back and hug me from behind? ?

In this regard, Xiao Dengzi is still a little shy and expectant.

But as it turned out, it didn't. Because they're almost at the Imperial Dining Room at the moment.

When he was about to arrive at the imperial dining room, Xiao Dengzi slowed down and walked a few more steps before lowering his head and saying slowly: "Brother Wu, is my back good-looking?" ”

But what Xiao Dengzi didn't know was that in fact, when he slowed down and lowered his head, Wu Dalang had already secretly used Lingbo microstep to overtake.

Then only Xiao Dengzi who lowered his head and waited for the answer, Xiao Dengzi found that Wu Dalang didn't speak, so he raised his head slightly, and found that his big brother Wu had run to the door of the imperial dining room.

Xiao Deng Zi stomped his foot: Men are really not good things.

Xiao Dengzi successfully joined the camp of the girls and began to denounce men, and he was also hurt by men.

As for what kind of imperial dining room to eat, Xiao Dengzi was not in the mood, besides, he came at the risk of his life, in case anyone wanted to find him, he would be in trouble if he was no longer at his post, so he quickly ran back again.

Love, sure enough, the straight teach people to live and die, and Xiao Dengzi, who was carried away by Wu Dalang's sweet words just now, forgot that he might be killed if he was derelict in his duties.

And the negative Han Wu Lang stepped into the threshold of the imperial dining room.

When Wu Dalang appeared at the door, he blocked the light, and the imperial chef who was close to Wu Dalang was the first to find Wu Dalang, and then one after another imperial chef turned his head.

These imperial chefs all unconsciously stopped the movements of their hands, and then... The dish is burned.