Chapter 70: Zhou Tong, who specializes in pit teammates
The group went up to the mountain and chatted while eating.
Under the influence of wine, the atmosphere at the banquet was very lively.
Even Wu Song and Lu Zhishen, who have a lot of opinions about Zhou Tong's stinginess, can sit together and chat a few words.
But it's not a person who falls to the ground, so let's just talk a few words.
Wu Song and Lu Zhishen are both fugitives, and at the same time, they are both righteous people, and they talked about a lot of speculation, and they became brothers on the spot.
After a few bowls of wine, Shi Jin asked, "Why is Brother Wu here?" ”
Wu Song put down the wine jar and said respectfully: "Yiguan Shi was rampant and domineering in the township, and he ridiculed my brother more, when the younger brother was drunk, he was angry for a while, so he gave that guy a heavy punch. Unexpectedly, that guy died without a fight, just one punch. The younger brother fled here in a panic, and originally wanted to spend the night in Taohuazhuang, but the owner of the family, Mrs. Liu, said that the owner of the village, Mrs. Liu, went to Liangshan to move the rescue soldiers to rescue his daughter who was forcibly taken up the mountain by Zhou Tong, and refused to borrow it. Wu Song couldn't get angry, and thought about taking the 'name of the name' to join the eldest brother, so he went up the mountain to find this guy. I didn't expect to meet big brother here! ”
Shi Jin said with a smile, "There is a fate to meet thousands of miles away, but there is no chance to meet on the other side!" This shows that Shi Jin and the Wu brothers are destined. Here, do a bowl! ”
"Okay, big brother. Dry! ”
Wu Song immediately drank all the wine in the bowl.
Zhou Tong also picked up a bowl of wine and drank, "Brother Wu, we don't know each other anymore." Zhou Tong Jingwu big brother a bowl! ”
Since it was someone else's will, Wu Song had no reason to continue to embarrass Zhou Tong, so he immediately picked up the bowl and shouted, "It's Wu Song who is reckless and first, and I will compensate Brother Zhou." Zhou Tong please! ”
Zhou Tong hurriedly shouted, "Where! Where! Brother Wu is anxious and righteous, and Zhou Tong is also admired. Please! ”
Zhou Tong also drank everything in the bowl in one go.
Just a bowl of belly, Zhou Tong's face immediately turned red, and he began to talk nonsense.
"Brother Wu, I'm not as good as you when it comes to weapons. But when it comes to fists and feet, my little overlord Zhou Tong will not be afraid of you! It's not me bragging, I think about how many people were injured by a hanging tiger in Peach Blossom Mountain back then. I! The little overlord Zhou Tong heard it, for the sake of the people nearby. Single-handedly rode up the hill and searched for the beast everywhere. At last I found the guy on a mountainside, and without saying a word, I immediately pounced on it, and killed the beast with my bare hands. That's how he earned the reputation of this little overlord! ”
As soon as Zhou Tong finished speaking, the little minions of Peach Blossom Mountain immediately cheered and coaxed, "Okay, big brother, let's talk about one more!" ”
"Yes, yes, big brother will say one more, we are tired of hearing this!"
Seeing that those little minions admired Zhou Tong so much, Wu Song really thought for a while that Zhou Tong's kung fu might not be good in weapons, but his fist and foot kung fu must be good.
After all, there are only those who have the wrong name, but there is no wrong nickname.
Little Overlord!
As soon as you hear it, it is domineering and loud.
Maybe this guy is really called the little overlord by virtue of his hands and feet.
Wu Song picked up the wine and shouted, "Brother Zhou is very capable, I, Wu Song, will give you a bowl." ”
After drinking all the wine in the bowl in one gulp, Wu Song touched his mouth and shouted a little drunkly: "Brother Zhou, Wu Song asked himself if the kung fu in his fists and feet was okay." Why don't we have a competition, but also help the wine! ”
Hearing that there was going to be a competition, the little minions around him were even happier and cheered again and again.
Zhou Tong also took a sip of the wine in the bowl, and now he almost couldn't even stand on the road.
Hearing that Wu Song was going to compete with himself, Zhou Tong shouted heroically with a sigh of wine, "Come on, who is afraid of whom!" ”
Hearing that Zhou Tong actually tried his kung fu with Wu Song, Lu Zhishen was stunned, where is the confidence of this guy. The person who was beaten by the Sprinkle family last time was not you!
Shi Jin even squirted out the wine directly.
You girl, you don't have any kung fu for your three-legged cat, and you dare to fight Wu Song, and it's still a fist and kick. I haven't heard of it!
Shi Jin coughed and said, "That, that, Zhou Tong, you're drunk." Let's rest first! ”
Unexpectedly, Zhou Tong didn't appreciate Shi Jin's love at all, and shouted loudly, "I'm not drunk, where am I drunk!" Come on, let's show you what my little overlord is capable of. ”
Zhou Tong stumbled into the hall with the smell of wine, shouting for Wu to come down.
Seeing that Zhou Tong dared to compete with others with the smell of alcohol, Wu Song suddenly glanced at the other party.
Wu Song was originally the kind of person who drank to make people brave, the more he drank, the more bold he became, his brain was clearer, and his skills were more agile.
He thought that Zhou Tong was also this kind of person.
Wu Song walked down the hall and bowed his hand to Zhou Tong.
Unexpectedly, Zhou Tong, who was still shaking when he walked before, suddenly pounced on Wu Song like a tiger descending the mountain.
Zhou Tong's swoop, at a glance, is eight feet tall and burly, this momentum is quite powerful.
Wu Song dared to take it lightly, and immediately kicked it up with a flying kick and kicked Zhou Tong's lower abdomen hard.
Zhou Tong immediately pressed his abdomen with both hands, spit out most of the wine he had drunk before, and fell to the ground with his body arched.
Connoisseurs make a move, and you will know the high and low when you try it.
At this time, Wu Song also knew what kind of goods Zhou Tong was. This guy has a tall and tall body at all, and the work under his hands is not enough to see.
Seeing Zhou Tong rolling on the ground with his stomach covered, Wu Song also smiled bitterly. You don't have that ability, why are you shouting so much!
Wu Song stepped forward and wanted to help Zhou Tong up, but he didn't expect Zhou Tong to stand up, blushing and pushing Wu Song away and shouting, "What are you doing, what are you doing." I'm not drunk, I don't need to help. Come on, come again. I'm not afraid of you......"
Seeing Zhou Tong going drunk, Wu Song stood in embarrassment. Shi Jin shouted, "Come on, bring another bowl of wine to Zhou Tong." Did you see if he was drunk? ”
Hearing Shi Jin's shout, a little minion immediately brought a bowl of wine to Zhou Tong.
"I'll show you if I'm drunk!" Zhou Tong took it and drank it with his head held high.
After a moment, Zhou Tong's whole person fell down and snored loudly.
Shi Jin said angrily, "Carry this guy to his wife...... My brother and sister are pregnant, so just find a vacant room for this guy. ”
After Zhou Tong was carried away by a few little minions, Wu Song shook his head helplessly, and then returned to his seat to fight with Lu Zhishen.
Wu Song's amount of alcohol is really not covered, the first time he drank spirits, he was able to Lu Zhishen to fight happily.
In the end, the two men drank nearly a jar of wine each, and fell drunk on the table.
When they woke up the next day and were about to go back to Liangshan, Wu Song and Lu Zhishen still had headaches and dizziness.
Zhou Tong didn't know if he had a bad memory or was thick-skinned. The next day, he seemed to have completely forgotten the embarrassment of last night, and went down the mountain with Liu Yuqin to send Shi Jin and a few people back as if nothing happened.
The group clasped their fists with each other, just as they were about to get on their horses and leave.
Suddenly, a sharp-eyed little minion shouted, "Big boss, Mrs. Liu of Taohuazhuang is here." ”
Zhou Tong heard it jump up and shouted, "What? Stop the old man for Lao Tzu. He must not be allowed to come. ”
Liu Yuqin was even more panicked and wanted to hide in the crowd, otherwise the old father would see what he was like now.
Before Liu Yuqin hid in the crowd, Mrs. Liu had already approached.
Mrs. Liu was worried about his daughter, where did he live in Liangshan, and when he saw that Lu Zhishen and his party had come to the peach blossom fan, he also came back overnight.
It's just that he's getting older, and it's only now that he's arrived.
didn't even have a house, so Mrs. Liu came to Peach Blossom Mountain to see if Master Lu had saved his daughter from the mountain.
didn't expect to see his daughter holding her belly.
This breath almost didn't catch up, Mrs. Liu covered her heart, and her whole body trembled.
Liu Yuqin saw where else she could take care of, and hurriedly ran over. "Dad, how are you? Don't scare Jean! ”
Zhou Tong also hurriedly chased after him and shouted, "Daughter-in-law, slow down!" ”
ran over, Liu Yuqin hurriedly supported his father's back and let him be comfortable.
Mrs. Liu gasped, and as soon as she saw Zhou Tong, she immediately picked up his crutch and chased after Zhou Tong like a rabbit. "You brute, how dare you defile my daughter!"
Although Zhou Tong shouted at the old man all day long, he dared to really beat his father-in-law.
Seeing that Mrs. Liu was angry on the head and chased after him, Zhou Tong turned around and ran.
Zhou Tong shouted as he ran, "Big brother, this idea of cooking raw rice is up to you, but you helped come up with it." Now you can't stand by and help me advise! ”
As soon as Zhou finished speaking, everyone immediately turned their heads and stared at Shi Jin.
When Shi Jin heard this, a thought suddenly flashed in his heart.
This fucking bastard! What kind of sin did Lao Tzu do in his previous life, and he actually recognized such a younger brother who specializes in pitting teammates!
This guy definitely can't stay any longer, just kill it!