Chapter 2: A Boring Celebration

Just when he was puzzled, a large black hole suddenly appeared above his head, and a huge suction force sucked his soul in and then disappeared.

Liu Yuan thought that this was the fast lane to heaven, but unfortunately he didn't know if his soul took the wrong bus and didn't go where he should go, but returned to ancient times and possessed a child who was about to be born!

This child is the current Liu Yuan, and he still remembers how scared he was when he was just born, when he saw a middle-aged man in a foreign suit, staring at him with an obscene smile.

He didn't know why there was a middle-aged man who laughed so obscenely and picked himself up, how could he say that he was also a young man in his twenties, this old man was really energetic.

Originally, he wanted to struggle, but he found that his struggle was so powerless in the hands of this old man, and the more he struggled, the more the old man smiled.

There was really no way, he had to resort to one last trick, which was to shout, but the sound that came out of his mouth turned out to be the cry of a baby.

At that time, Liu Yuan was stunned, but the old man still smiled so proudly, and then Liu Yuan, who came to his senses, wanted to twist his neck to look around.

But he found that his neck did not obey his command, could it be that he was made a high paraplegic by this old man?

Just when the more he thought about it, the more sad he became, a nice female voice gave him new hope.

"Master~ Don't scare the child, he has just been born and his bones are still soft, and your hard hug will make him uncomfortable!"

"Oh ~ Oh ~ Madame is right, the husband is really reckless, the main thing is to see this little guy happy for the husband, Madame is really hard!"

"There's nothing to import for the master, it's Bi Niang's duty, what's so hard, but the lord doesn't have a name for our children now?"

"Haha~ I've thought about it for my husband a long time ago, our eldest son is Mingbo, this youngest son is named Yuan, and he will be called Liu Yuan in the future, and I have also thought about the nickname Ah Fu, okay!"

"Good~ Good! The name given by the master is naturally good, hurry up and bring Ah Fu over, I think this little guy must be hungry! “

"Yes ~ Yes ~ Yes ~ There is also a husband, so let the kitchen bring the chicken soup to Mrs., so that Mrs. can make up for her body, Mrs. has worked hard!"

After talking about this old man, Liu Yuan's biological father in this life handed Liu Yuan into the hands of a middle-aged woman, and Liu Yuan saw what his mother looked like in this life.

This is a very beautiful and kind middle-aged woman, looking at Liu Yuan's face with bursts of love, looking like she can't wait to rub him into her arms.

Then the most embarrassing thing happened, this middle-aged woman actually wanted to breastfeed Liu Yuan, which made Liu Yuan feel very uncomfortable, and he didn't need this at all as a young man in his twenties.

But now he is just a newborn baby, how can he be an adult opponent, and in desperation, he can only enjoy the treatment of a baby again.

However, although the milk had no taste, the bursts of love from the woman's body made Liu Yuan very comfortable, and he slowly fell asleep after sucking it.

Every day that follows is torment for a baby with the mind of an adult, who wants to speak, run with his legs, or even do something with his own hands.

But even though his mind was unusually mature, his body did not listen to him, and after working hard for a long time, in the end he could only accept the fact that he was lying down every day.

Eleven months passed like this, and after eleven months, he was finally able to walk and speak, which made Liu Yuan, who had a twenty-year-old mentality, almost burst into tears.

But then he found out that something was wrong, why he opened his mouth to speak, and his father and mother were so surprised, as if they had seen some monster.

It wasn't until his father let out a sigh that he knew it was because he had shown too much, and that an eleven-month-old child could speak fluently with one mouth.

Whose eleven-month-old child can walk steadily with one step on his legs, there may be no one else except him, so his father and mother will look at him like a monster.

It seems that he can't show too much, but when he thinks that he has to continue to pretend to be naïve, Liu Yuan feels that the whole sky is going to fall, when will such a day be a head.

Subsequently, Liu Yuan ushered in the first important event in his life, that is, to catch Zhou, on the day of his first birthday, his father invited many people to watch the ceremony.

Surrounded by more than a dozen people to visit Liu Yuan kept complaining in his heart, does this kind of thing mean anything to him, what he wants to grasp is not to follow his nature at all, but to think rationally.

But looking at his father's happy appearance, thinking of the family affection he had been searching for but never obtained in his previous life, Liu Yuan still decided to play his role well.

Thinking of this, Liu Yuan firmly walked to the side of the bamboo slip, counting Liu Yuan, who had studied for more than ten years, clearly saw that the bamboo slip had two ancient Chinese characters written on it.

He picked up the bamboo slip very firmly and held it in his arms, his father laughed when he saw this scene, no matter which dynasty it was in ancient times, scholars were very respected.

Just when his father was unusually proud, Liu Yuan saw an object that he was very familiar with, although it was several sizes smaller, he would never admit it!

It was the sharp wooden stick that sent his soul back to the world in his previous life, the previous wooden stick might have been worn countless times, but now he had a brand new one in front of him.

He picked up the wooden stick with his hand, and at this time, all the people who came to watch the ceremony let out a burst of exclamations, which made Liu Yuan feel very surprised, could it be that this wooden stick is even more awesome than the Analects?

"Haha! ~ Liu Yuanwai, this second boy of your family is amazing, he must be a civil and military all-rounder in the future! “

"Yes~ Yes, look at his tiger head, he was very resolute when he took the Analects just now, and now he has picked up that wooden gun, and he will definitely be an all-rounder who can govern the country in the future!"

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The bursts of praise caused Liu Yuan's Lao Tzu to laugh more than once, and even the old lady who was hiding on the sidelines to watch the ceremony kept laughing, it seems that Xiao Liu Yuan scratched their itch this time.

Then the Liu family held a feast to celebrate the victory of the youngest son to catch Zhou, but the sad little Liu Yuan could only hold a bowl of rotten rice porridge with some meat foam and suck it away.

There's no way to let him still be just a child who has just turned a year old, and if he eats and drinks at the table now, he will definitely make others think that he is a goblin reincarnation.

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Slowly his thoughts returned to the present, looking at the turquoise pond in front of him, and then looking at the scorching sun hanging overhead, Liu Yuan couldn't wait to jump down and take a good bath.

But he knew that if he dared to jump, his mother would break his leg, and his eldest brother was a lesson from the past.

At this moment, a male voice with a slight male duck came into his ears:

"Little brother~ Little brother, where are you coming out quickly, big brother will take you out to play, don't be suffocated at home all day long!"