Text 38 Oiran Smash Bros. (II)
Qiao Qiao picked up half of the firewood from the root of the wall, threw it at Xiao Xiao, who was the most cheerful, and smashed it on the wall with a "bang".
"Ahh Qiao Sanyuan, you crazy woman, you want to fight, don't you? β
"Bang!"
In response to her, there was another piece of firewood.
"You, you, you, youβwomen quarrel and don't move, I warn you not to mess around, ah!"
"Bang!"
"The greasy breasts are big, and the breasts are greasy and big-ah! %&*&*&β¦β¦β
Qiao Qiao is like a thousand-armed Guanyin, a piece of firewood flew to the wall, and the three major Oiran who killed cried and called for his mother.
"What's the noise in the middle of the night?"
Maybe there was too much movement in the backyard, Du Sanniang put on a dress and came to the backyard, and happened to see the scene of Qiao Qiao throwing firewood.
"Stripping, coquettish, Da Naiwa? What are you doing in my Fragrance Courtyard? β
Du Sanniang saw the appearance of the three people on the wall clearly, and directly shouted out the names of the rivers and lakes in a fit of anger.
Qiao Qiao said coldly: "They want to dig up your baby pimple." β
"Wow, stealing people and stealing from me Du Sanniang's eyelids are lowered, I think you three little vixens don't want to live anymore! Someone, call me! β
Du Sanniang roared angrily, and several girls who had not yet fallen asleep rushed to the backyard with a basin and a broom, and the three Oiran were so frightened that their faces turned pale.
"Hehe, Sanniang, in fact, this is a misunderstanding, ouch!"
Xiao Xiao wanted to explain a few sentences, but he was hit by a piece of firewood in his head, and he fell off the wall with a scream.
"Bang!"
The sound of the buttocks falling to the ground was clearly audible, Xiao Can frowned empathetically, and secretly sighed that he must not offend women in the future.
"Sanniang, let's go, let's go!"
Ai Shijiao and the milk doll didn't dare to make another time, and slowly climbed down the ladder with a smile, unspeakably embarrassed. The second daughter dragged Xiao Xiao, who fell to the ground, and did not dare to leave cruel words until she ran away.
"Qiao Sanyuan, we are inseparable from you!"
Qiao Qiao snorted with disdain and threw half of the firewood in his hand on the ground.
"Sanniang, what's wrong?"
After a while, the three aunts and six mothers-in-law and a group of little sisters arrived belatedly, looking around as if they were facing a great enemy, but there was no trace of the enemy.
"It's okay, a few foxes complained in the middle of the night, and they have been driven away by Qiaoqiao." Du Sanniang waved her hand, and immediately looked Xiao Can up and down, and said with concern: "Can'er, it's not hurt, right?" β
"No, it's just a small matter."
Xiao Can was speechless for a while, and secretly sighed that you women are fighting, how can I be injured?
"It's good that you're okay, otherwise I would never let go of those three foxes!" Du Sanniang said, and said aloud to a group of girls: "Just now, the three major Qinglou sent the three leading Oiran to try to seduce you Brother Can'er, but fortunately, Can'er has a firm position, stresses principles, and stresses righteousness, plus Qiao Qiao found out in time and smashed their conspiracy in time, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable." β
The girls were shocked, you look at me, I look at you, and they all feel scared for a while. If Brother Can is snatched away by other goblins, how will he live this life?
"Swear to defend Brother Can'er's body to the death!"
Listening to the neat shouts of the girls, Du Sanniang said "um", turned her head and said: "Can'er, as long as you are here with peace of mind, I want Mrs. Feng to fish for you, Mrs. Yu to pick you up, and I want Mrs. Woman to accompany you personally!" β
Xiao Can coughed: "Ahem!" Sanniang, I regard Piaoxiangyuan as my home, and I won't leave. β
"Oh!!"
The girls cheered as if they had won the battle.
"Do you hear that? That's what I'm talking about β loyalty! β
Du Sanniang glanced around, and finally fell on the wall: "Sixth woman, Ming'er is looking for someone to build the wall high, wrap it with barbed wire, and bury nails on the outer wall, I want to see who dares to steal people!" β
I'm going, do you want to be so cruel? What if I go out and steal someone?
Xiao Cangang wanted to persuade her to take back her life, but saw Du Sanniang's index finger comparing her lips: "Shhh, don't say more, I know you're scared." But that's okay, I promise I won't let that happen in the future. β
"No, I mean ......"
"Yes, I know. You have to rest now, and don't think about anything else. Hey, what are you dead girls doing here, you don't want Can'er to sleep? Don't go yet! β
Du Sanniang didn't give Xiao Can a chance to advise at all, and with a shout of open arms, the girls left like an army, and gave Xiao Can flying kisses one by one.
, what's this called?
Qiao Qiao, who walked at the end, was still worried about the traces of Yun Mianmian, and when he walked to Xiao Can's room, he quickly opened the window to take a look, and then put the window down suspiciously, obviously finding nothing.
Xiao Can said nervously: "What are you looking for?" β
"Let's see if there are any of the three Oiran's comrades."
Qiao Qiao threw down an explanation without being salty, twisted Xiao Man's waist and left proudly.
"Neuropathy."
Xiao Can muttered twice and returned to the house, and sure enough, he found Yun Mianmian hanging on the roof like a bat again, and beckoned: "Come down, it's safe." β
Yun Mianmian floated to the ground and teased: "Oiran? I can't believe that you can still sit still. β
Xiao Can smiled: "Small scene, but I don't know if you will mess up if you sit in my arms, do you want to try it?" β
"Begging for a beating!" Yun Mianmian's small fist was about to fight, but he didn't find that his movements were a little more ambiguous. "You really don't think about joining the Holy Sect anymore?"
"Thank you, I don't have faith or responsibility, so forget it." Xiao Can raised his hand in surrender and said, "I advise you to break away as soon as possible, what 'Pudu sentient beings' and 'peace in the world' are all lies." β
Yun Mianmian raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't say bad things about the Holy Sect, otherwise I will ignore you!" β
"Yes, count me as a fart."
This chick has been completely brainwashed, and it is difficult to make her recognize reality.
Xiao Can sighed, and thought of Li Long's uninterrupted intrigues and tricks day and night, and he must kill himself. With such a big trouble, I'm afraid I will have to be cautious when I go out in the future.
Alas, I only blame myself for being too good, and I am a mediocre person not to be envied.
The room fell silent, and Yun Mianmian saw that Xiao Can seemed to have something on his mind, and asked, "What are you thinking, do you need my help?" β
"No, I can do it myself-"
Xiao Can said, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he looked at Yun Mianmian like a baby: Although this chick is a little stupid and reckless, she has some advantages, at least her martial arts are strong enough.
Moreover, she also has a terrifying identity -
Demon Cult Enchantress!
Yun Mianmian was uncomfortable by his burning gaze, and asked weakly, "You, why do you look at me like this?" β
"Hey, hey, hey." Xiao Can smiled evilly and said, "I saved you, right?" β
Yun Mianmian said: "Nonsense. β
Xiao Can continued: "You really want to repay the favor, right? β
"Yes." Yun Mianmian replied quickly, thought for a while and added, "But don't think about me doing that dirty thing!" β
Xiao Can said: "Where do you think of it, do I seem to be such an immodest person?" β
Yun Mianmian nodded affirmatively: "It's very similar!" β
Xiao Can scolded secretly in his heart, and said: "Don't worry, I never take drugs for pickle girls, but it's hard to say if you don't take drugs." Actually, I just want you to do me a small favor and get revenge on the bastards who chased me during the day today. β
When Yun Mianmian heard this, she immediately became interested and asked, "Will it be fun?" β
"Of course, and it's going to be fun."
Xiao Can narrowed his eyes, and his eyes flashed with sinisterness.