After saying that, I laughed, and even a few people in Wei Zhongdao's group were uncomfortable, or lowered their heads and couldn't help laughing, or turned around and shook their shoulders, covered their mouths and laughed.

Chen Youyan's face immediately turned blue when he heard this, and he reached out to grab my collar.

The cold light in my eyes is like a scimitar out of the sheath, through his pupils, straight to the heart! Chen You was shocked, he couldn't help but feel a chill in his back, and his outstretched right hand suddenly stopped in mid-air. I opened his bewildered hand, patted his face gently, and whispered coldly, "Boy, if you are in a hurry to reincarnate, I don't mind giving you a ride." ”

"Chen You, back away, it's not enough to be ashamed?" At this moment, Wei Zhongdao spoke. This Chen You is obviously a follower, he knows some things about Cai Yan and me, so he wants to come forward to fight my rival in love for the boss, not wanting not only not to hit me, but to lose face and be scared.

"If Brother Shen insists on breaking into my poetry club and regards me as a chicken and dog, we are powerless to stop it, but at that time, how will the people of the world evaluate the 'bravery' of Lord Changshi? How will Sister Yan feel when she learns about it? Please also think twice. After Wei Zhongdao retreated from Chen You, he asked rhetorically.

This guy is obviously not a fuel-efficient lamp, and there is not half a word of shouting and killing in his words, but there are needles hidden in every word, so I have to be cautious.

If I break in without any scruples, I will be in his way, and I will surely be discredited in the future; If you retreat in disgrace, it will attract the laughter of the world! Therefore, here and now, if you don't show some skills, I'm afraid it will be difficult to deal with the aftermath.

Wei Zhongdao's words landed loudly, and all his companions were happy and cheered, and they all applauded. Wei Zhongdao was also very complacent, he flicked his Confucian robe, nodded proudly and smiled around, with a talented demeanor.

"Wow, he is Wei Zhongdao, one of the four talents in Luoyang!" The beautiful woman I regarded as a reference for the yin man suddenly became a nymphomaniac, and she pointed at Wei Zhongdao, who was dressed in white, and screamed loudly.

Other beauties also became agitated, and they all watched and talked about it, excited to compete with the star-chasing brains of the future generations.

This short-lived ghost is a scourge, and he wants to take the opportunity to stink me, so that he can easily hug the beauty.

Hum! If Yuan Benchu, Cao Mengde, the two bigwigs, and Lao Tzu robbed women, Lao Tzu still has to think about one or two, if you let your little white face succeed, where will Lao Tzu's face go? I squinted my eyes and paced lightly in front of the surnamed Wei, and when I was less than a foot away from him, my eyelids opened and closed, and my eyes flashed with a glint that wanted to penetrate and dismember the man.

This guy was frightened, and when he unconsciously leaned back, he suddenly thought of his junior sister Cai Yan, especially when she mentioned me with undisguised joy, his jealousy was irrepressible, and even the fear that had just risen in his heart was suppressed, but he took half a step forward, raising his head and looking at me.

Naked provocation! I really don't know where the little white face surnamed Wei came out of the courage.

"Poetry is endowed, sad autumn and sad spring, but some carving insect skills! You can't report to the country, you can't calm the people at dawn, you don't care about it, but you want to be more serious, so you can get a few words to play! I laughed angrily.

Wei Zhongdao was very happy to see that I was recruited, he had already learned from Cai Yan that I was just a martial artist, and now I am a fat man with a face, and I want to compose a poem, do you want to write a few limericks? Hahaha! Thinking of this, he looked around, smiled at his companions who were about to watch a good show, and then said to me: "Then I will wait for Brother Shen's masterpiece!" ”

Ignoring the guys who were ready to see my jokes, I walked slowly to the towering stupa with my hands behind my back, and chanted in a long voice: "The floating temple is a hundred feet high, and you can pick the stars with your hands; Don't dare to raise your voice, for fear of frightening the people in heaven! ”

The minor revision of the poet fairy Li Taibai's "Staying in the Mountain Temple at Night" has just been released, and there is already silence all around, only the gasps of everyone becoming anxious are heard.

The group of scholars who were going to see my joke all widened their eyes and looked at me stupidly in disbelief, that Wei Zhongdao had no previous demeanor, it suddenly wilted like frost hitting an eggplant, and the bloodshot on his face went in two points, making the already sickly white face even paler, and a fight with Bai Impermanence!

Could this really be the work of a martial artist? He was dumbfounded, staggering to the point of shock, staring at me like a ghost, and muttering to himself in despair, "Impossible, impossible..."

The middle-aged scribe standing outside the gate of the courtyard completely ignored the feelings of these people, he smiled exaggeratedly, clapped his hands more vigorously, shook his head and chanted: "Don't dare to speak loudly, for fear of frightening the heavenly people." Good poetry, wonderful poetry! With that, he raised his head and poured the last sip of the liquor in the gourd.

I no longer ramble with these people, and invited the middle-aged scribe to stride into the stupa.

Wei Zhongdao didn't dare to provoke me again, but he stared at the middle-aged scribe who was on the rise, and diverted the anger and resentment that he had not vented to the target.

He regarded the middle-aged scribe as a soft persimmon, but the scribe turned a blind eye and was still immersed in poetry.

Wei Zhongdao was bored with himself, he was angry and didn't set off, and his small body was so angry that he was shaky. Seeing this, He Yin and Chen You hurriedly came over to help him. He didn't appreciate it, he snorted coldly, flicked his sleeves and walked away. He Chen and the others glanced at each other, and they both saw the gloomy on each other's faces, but they shook their heads at each other, followed behind Wei Zhongdao, and also walked towards the pagoda...

Soon, I climbed to the fifth floor, imprinted on the wall full of reliefs, the reliefs are all myths and legends of the heavenly immortals and Buddhas, whether the gods, or the small immortals, their characters are realistic and expressive, as if the immortals come to the world. In particular, a picture of a flying fairy took my breath away. In the picture, the great beauty of the fairy world, who is captivating the country and the city, is holding a lotus lamp, stepping on colorful clouds, without a trace of fireworks in the world, and Nana is flying in the air, as if she is about to break through the wall!

I'm indulging, knock knock, knock knock! There was a light footstep sound upstairs, which suddenly interrupted Yaxing, I was a little unhappy, and when I looked up, there was a light in front of me-

The flowing long skirt is white and snowy, the figure is slender and crystal like jade, and a pair of bright eyes are as bright as stars, and the flying fairy in the painting is no different! This lovely person also saw me at once, and the surprise on the delicate face suddenly bloomed like a peach blossom! Immediately, Bei Ya lightly opened and exclaimed: "Brother Lang, it's really you!" ”

This sound is crisp and pleasant, and it is graceful to listen to, like the tinkling of spring water, and like the chirping of a yellow bird.

Oh, it's Cai Yan, this little girl! I was in a good mood, and all the unhappiness I had just now was thrown into the country of Wowjava, and I beckoned to her and strode up to meet her.

Soon, a delicate little hand grabbed my arm, with a hint of anger in her joy: "Brother Lang, why did you come to Luoyang now, did you forget Yan'er?" ”

"Yan'er is smart and cute, she is simply the first invincible beautiful girl of my big man! Brother Lang just forgot himself, and he didn't dare to forget you. I smiled and slapped a small ass without a trace.

This kind of praise is very fresh and personal, but people are also very happy when they hear it, giggling with joy, laughing so much that my little heart is beating uncontrollably.

I grabbed her tenderness with my backhand, my fingertips slicing lightly over her smooth, delicate skin.

The beauty's cheeks were slightly red, her heart was like a deer, and her little hands grabbed me tighter.

The most difficult to accept the grace of beauty! At the moment, every cell in my body is singing.

Cai Yan looked up at me, her long hair hung down like a waterfall on her waist, her delicate face like jade without any flaws, and her bright eyes were lightly veiled, she couldn't take her eyes off it, and kept staring into my eyes.

In these tender eyes, there is just irrepressible happiness and sweetness! I was addicted to this big net of tenderness, and I couldn't control my weird hand anymore, so I grabbed the beautiful girl's waist and pulled her into my arms.

"No, there's someone else here!" Cai Yan gently broke free from me, and said with a shyness on his face.

"Oops, I forgot there were a few light bulbs behind me." My old face turned red, but my mouth said with a big grin: "Leave them alone, you see, they are not free!" ”

As soon as Dian Wei, Shi A, and the middle-aged scribe heard my hint, they consciously stepped aside, distanced themselves from me, and pretended to be irrelevant passers-by, and turned around to enjoy the scenery in the building.

Cai Yan secretly glanced at a few people, patted his chest with his little hand, and breathed a long sigh of relief.

I pulled the shy beauty and began to appreciate it slowly: compared to a few months ago, the buds were ready to be released, and now they have fully grown, not only a few points taller, but also the body is more convex and backward, impeccable!

My undisguised appreciation made the girl even more happy, she was close to me, stood on tiptoe, crossed the top of her head, and pressed her palm against my forehead, and said with a smile: "Brother Lang, look, am I as tall as you?" ”

"Well, not only have I grown taller, but I have also gained weight!"

As soon as she heard me say that she had gained weight, Cai Yan panicked, hurriedly looked down at herself, and hurriedly urged me: "Oh, Brother Lang, you should show others, where did you gain weight?" ”

I smiled wickedly, but my eyes swept dishonestly to the towering place.

"Brother Lang, you are so bad!" The beauty suddenly woke up and was so ashamed that she quickly covered her chest with both hands.

The future talented girl was teased by me once, and I laughed out loud.

The cutie immediately disappeared, and the jade fingers like onions immediately attacked my waist, and I had no way to dodge, so I had to surrender and admit defeat...

The two of them made me feel warm, we were holding hands at this time, side by side and looking into the distance, the scenery outside the tower was in full view: the mountains in the distance were ups and downs, a big river meandered, at the end of the sight, there were faint two peaks that sandwiched the big river, like a door, magnificent!

I pointed to the peak of the river and asked, "The victory of the mountains and rivers here is really a wonder of the world!" Yan'er, are you familiar with this landscape? ”

"Brother Lang's vision is so good!" Yan'er praised lightly, pointed to the big river, and said: "This river is the famous Yishui, which flows north into the big river (that is, the Yellow River). The two peaks that stand between the water are called Longmen Mountain, which is known as the first landscape of Luoyang. ”

There is a beautiful scenery in front of me, and there are beautiful women next to each other, what more can you ask for! I was intoxicated, Cai Yan suddenly took my arm and said coquettishly: "Brother Lang, the rivers and mountains outside this tower are magnificent and picturesque, can you make a poem for Yan'er in the scenery?" ”

"No, no, no!" I was startled, hurriedly shook my head like a rattle, and refused: "Brother Lang is a martial artist, how can he dance and write?" ”

"Brother Lang, you are lying to others again! Isn't the stunning "Floating Massacre" your masterpiece?" Cai Yan pouted angrily, and muttered in a low voice: "Obviously a good poem, but it is perfunctory to Miss Ben." ”

My eldest lady, you really exalt me. That song "Futu" is just a pirated copy.

You asked me to compose poems in response to the occasion, didn't you want people to die?

Since the truth can't be said, the only way to do it is to carry out the cottage to the end.

After a lot of searching, Tang poems and Song Ci thought about the boss, but still got nothing...

It's just that when I inadvertently looked up at the Yishui that was disappearing in the sky, my heart moved, there were! So he patted the girl's fragrant shoulder, and said affectionately in her ear: "Since Yan'er has opened her mouth, Brother Lang will reluctantly try it, but no jokes are allowed!" ”

"No, no." When the beautiful woman saw that I finally agreed, she immediately smiled and waved her little hands, and this cute appearance made me can't help but want to kiss a few bites.

In Cai Yan's expectant eyes, I looked at the sky, my amber pupils were as deep as the sea, and the aura of Haoran was born from the dantian, and I chanted loudly: "The day is at the end of the mountain, and the water flows into the river; If you want to be poor, go to the next level. (River refers to the Yellow River)

Before the sound fell, everyone upstairs looked at me, especially Cai Da Meinu, her beautiful eyes were full of brilliance, staring at me without blinking, all with a look of obsession!

Piracy is a complete success once again! And immediately received the adoring gaze of Yan'er, and my vanity was greatly satisfied.

The scribe's drinking friend also applauded, held the gourd high to me, and made a toasting gesture, but unfortunately the wine gourd was already facing the sky, and there was still half a drop of spirits!

"Humph!" Suddenly, a grim cold snort came, it turned out that Wei Zhongdao had also gone up to the fifth floor at this time, and he saw Cai Yan looking at me with stars in his eyes, and jealousy and anger made him lose his mind, so he couldn't help but hum.

Seeing that it was this short-lived ghost humming and chirping in front of Lao Tzu, I hugged the beauty beside me, smiled contemptuously at him, and sneered: "Who am I?" It turned out that Wei Dacai arrived! ”

Wei Zhongdao was furious, his whole body was trembling, his eyes were staring at me deadly, and his chest rose and fell violently. After a long time, his eyes turned to Cai Yan, and his words trembled: "Yan'er, you, you, you are with him..."

This guy actually called Zhao Ji Yan'er, and he really didn't know how to write the word dead.

Cai Yan is a kind-hearted girl after all, seeing Wei Zhongdao's miserable scene, she couldn't bear to say, "Senior Brother Wei, are you okay?" ”

"This kind of person does not deserve sympathy, he looks like a dog but is actually full of bad water; When Brother Yin Lang was just now, he wanted to send me into the eighteenth layer of hell, and then step on a few more feet, it was very vicious! As a result, I didn't take advantage of it, so I became angry like this. "This surnamed Wei is so annoying, I can't have a seizure on the spot, so I immediately reminded Cai Yan and let her stay away from this short-lived ghost.

Yan'er is already my fan at the moment, and after listening to my words, she no longer has a good face towards Wei Zhongdao, and then she turned her head again, no longer paying attention to him, but she and I got closer to each other.

Wei Zhongdao was embarrassed, his face was blue and white for a while, he turned to a few companions and gritted his teeth: "Let's go!" Several people were silent, and they followed behind Wei Zhongdao in embarrassment, and soon disappeared at the corner of the stairs on the sixth floor.