Chapter 60

"Let's go it, let's ...... it"

Telling ghost stories, it's about the atmosphere, but now there are a lot of people, and the lights are still on, tell a fart? It's still a good long-form serialization, not only fresh and exciting, but also very trouble-free, just remember the plot and blow it with your life.

Bai He still remembers the masterpiece "The Legend of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals" very clearly, and he talked about it endlessly. Roughly calculated, it can be regarded as a super god who is more than 100,000 a day......

At first, the maids thought he was going to tell a ghost story, so they hugged each other tightly, but slowly, their mouths opened wide and their eyes were full of stars.

Like this kind of masterpiece that fights out of the encirclement from thousands of online texts, it naturally has its own uniqueness, they are natives of ancient times, let alone listening, they have never even imagined it! There is no entertainment program in these years, and any old sow can talk about ten days and a half months after giving birth to a litter of puppies, and this kind of fantasy lethality can be imagined. The most important thing is that the protagonist of mortals is a stunned person, from a low background, and he is a typical grassroots character!

A sense of substitution!

There is a sense of substitution, there is wood?!

As soon as they heard this, they were fascinated, and they couldn't extricate themselves from it, and they all listened to it as if they were Han Li, from a mortal, to that bizarre and thrilling immortal path.

"It's too late, it's too soon!"

Speaking of the critical point, Bai He suddenly pinched a sword trick and gestured: "...... At this moment, I saw that Han Li suddenly flew up like a god, holding a sword, and shouted at Doctor Namo - I know what will happen next, and listen to the next decomposition! ”

Lori: "......"

Maids: "......"

Looking at the stunned crowd in front of him, Bai He put away his magic powers and laughed: "It's late at night, let's go back to wash and sleep first, if you want to listen to the story, please be early tomorrow." ”

"Huh?" Only then did the maids come back to their senses.

They listened attentively, and suddenly you said please ...... early tomorrow This is more special than Lao Tzu's pants are off, and you just told me that it is unbearable without a condom!

"Huh! Uncle, you don't bring such ...... If you talk about it for a while, you can talk about it for another time...... "Where are the maids willing to follow, and they all begged Baihe to come again. Some of them are more enthusiastic and unrestrained, and they also rub and rub their newly opened small breasts hard......

Suddenly, I saw a warbler in the house, flowers and plants, everywhere melted and precise, you coquettishly come to me to sell cute, and the flowers gradually want to charm the eyes.

"Haha, it's not early, let's go back first...... Tomorrow! Tomorrow, Young Master Ben will definitely tell you a good time, okay? Come back, let's all go back......"

Bai He silently recited the six-character mantra "I'm not Lolitacon" dozens of times, so it was easy to hold on, and even coaxed and deceived these little girls back.

After the maids left, Xiao Lori obviously hadn't come out of the plot in the book, and her big round eyes were flashing with light: "Young master, are these stories you said, what kind of immortal cultivation or something, are they all true?" ”

"Who knows, maybe......" Bai He smiled, and suddenly pointed to the sky: "Look, isn't our Majesty the Holy Queen of Wisdom and Martial Arts just a fairy-like figure?" Wouldn't Mr. Qinglian also be able to fly immortals? ”

"Xiuxian, it's really amazing...... little Lori was suddenly fascinated, and she looked like a little fan girl with starry eyes, and suddenly asked: "Then young master, where did you hear these stories?" ”

"Haha, I have to thank our Holy Empress and Second Miss!" Bai He laughed and said mysteriously: "Anyway, I was beaten out of the door by the second lady that day, and I was hacked by the holy queen again, and after I came back, I had a big dream, and I dreamed that there was a fairy who took the young master and I went to the world after a thousand years......"

"Huh! Young master, you have another set to fool people! Little Lori looked disgusted.

Lily laughed and said, "Really? Is it a fool? No, young master, I'm serious, okay. If you don't believe it, then I'll tell you a story about Zhuang Zhou Mengdie. It is said that a long, long time ago, there was a place called the North Underworld. There is a fish in the North Underworld, its name is Kun, the Kun is so big that it can't fit in a pot......"

"Don't, I've heard this, I still like to hear more about the legend of mortal immortal cultivation." Little Lori shook her head and asked with great interest, "Young Master, what happened to Han Li later?" ”

Tsk, these days, no one believes the truth, Bai He couldn't help laughing. He said that after a night, his lips were already dry, but at this time, he saw that little Lori wanted to listen, but he couldn't bear to refuse, so he opened Xiaozao and told her another paragraph.

In July, in the West Chamber, no one whispered in the middle of the night.

Bai He spoke for a while, only to mention that Han Li first saw Feng Yue of Tianque Castle, and at this time, it was really late at night, no matter how much little Lori chased after him, it was not good to disturb the young master's rest, so he sighed with satisfaction and took the initiative to stop tonight's "story meeting".

Bai He laughed at it, then fell asleep.

I got up early the next morning, but I saw Xiao Lori lying on the desk with a wanqing pen and waving a pen, and there were steamed buns next to her.

This girl got up so early, why is this? Bai He was stunned for a moment, and walked over to take a look.

Little Lori was obviously very engrossed, and she didn't notice that Bai He had already arrived behind her. It wasn't until Bai He coughed dryly that she let out an "ah" and woke up: "Young, young master, are you up?" ”

"What are you doing?" Shirakawa laughed.

"Young Master, the story you told last night was so wonderful, I thought it would be gone after listening to it, and the second lady couldn't hear it, what a pity! I'm not as smart as you, young master, and I can't remember so many stories......" Little Lori rubbed her eyes and yawned.

Bai He interjected at the right time: "Second Miss also likes to listen to stories?" ”

"Hmm!" Little Lori nodded seriously, "Second Miss likes it!" In the past, she often went to the teahouse to listen to Mr. Storyteller tell stories, and she listened to them all day. There are still a lot of these books hidden in the embroidery building, which have been confiscated by the lady many times and have not been changed, and now there are still a lot of them hidden in the embroidery building, so I know where she is hiding...... Eh, young master, don't tell your lady about this, otherwise the second lady will have to beat me. ”

"......" Bai He smiled dumbly.

"So, ah......" Little Lori continued: "Young Master, the legend of mortal immortal cultivation that you talked about last night is so wonderful, it is much better than what Mr. Storyteller said, I think she must like it very much." So I took advantage of the fact that I still had a little impression, and quickly copied it down, and waited for the second lady to come out of the customs so that I could tell her. Young master, look at ......," she said, handing over the manuscript in her hand as if offering a treasure.

Bai He looked at it, well, the little girl's pencil writing skills have grown, and she has written dozens of pages with enthusiasm, and it should have taken a lot of effort. He glanced at the table again, only to find that there was still an oil lamp next to the breakfast, and the lamp oil in it had already burned out, and he was stunned: "You can't have copied it all night, right?" ”

"Hehe, it's okay......" Little Lori nodded a little embarrassedly and smiled.

"Copying books in the dark light overnight, you girl is not afraid of being blind!" Bai He scolded with a little distressed smile. Then he washed up, ate breakfast, and drove little Lori back to make up for sleep, and he went out alone.

The storytelling was originally intended to pass the time and have fun, but I didn't expect the second lady to be so good, so that she couldn't play anymore. Thinking of the second young lady's beautiful face and delicate and bulging figure, Bai He couldn't help but start to make waves in his heart: Didn't the fourth master say that she was about to get out of the customs? Well, let's surprise her......

As soon as he made up his mind and was thinking about how to send this surprise, he suddenly heard a subdued voice in his ears: "...... If you want to say this Mr. Bai, that's a terrible one! Where did he come from? It's the Wenqu star in the sky descending to earth! It's a pity, because Wenqu Xing's divine power is too great, he can't bear the mortal fetus of his flesh for a while, so he has been in a mess for so many years......"

"Huh?" Bai He was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look, and found that he had unconsciously walked to the door of Lan Kwai Fong.

I saw that in the bar on the first floor, the mechanism specially designed for Mr. Storyteller had been opened at this time, and a little old man who looked like a magic stick was sitting on a high stool, shaking his folding fan, shaking his head and blowing the conch, which made the audience below stunned. Bai He listened to a few words and found that what he said was the history of the awesome people he had since he crossed over.

"......" he thought and walked in.

"Yo, Mr. Bai, you're here!" The little old man shouted, and everyone realized that the protagonist of the story had appeared on the scene, which immediately caused a commotion.

"Leave me alone, you continue to be happy...... Bai He smiled, threw a piece of broken silver over, and found a place to sit down.

"Mr. Xie Bai's reward!" The little old man suddenly smiled. Now that the protagonist is not only present, but also rewarded, after pouring a sip of tea, he said more energetically: "Let's get down to business!" - but said that on that day, Mr. Bai was playing with the second lady in the house. Second Miss, you know, she is the chosen one! The Chosen One of the True Martial Qi Domain! That's amazing! A body of skill, you can open the mountain and crack the stone with a gesture, and you are born beautiful like a flower, gentle and generous, and Mr. Bai is really a natural pair, a pair of beautiful people......"

Although they have a deep relationship between husband and wife, but people have misses, horses have stumbled, and carelessly, the second lady actually pushed Mr. Bai out of the door...... Speaking of which, that is also a fixed number in the dark! Guess what happened to Mr. Bai after he was pushed out of the door?

"What's wrong?" The audience cooperated with curious expressions.

"Boom! It's thundering! ”

I only heard the little old man shout: "-It's the divine thunder!" It's the divine thunder of the Holy Queen! Who is the Holy Queen? Her Majesty is the reincarnation of a true dragon! On that day, she felt the providence of heaven in the dark, so at the moment when Mr. Bai went out, the divine power penetrated thousands of miles of time and space, put down the divine thunder, and hit Mr. Bai's body with a bang! ”

"From that moment on, the Wenqu Xing physique in Mr. Bai's body awakened! On that day, the golden light in Jinling City was full of gold, and the sky was full of flowers. That literary aura reached the sky, alarming the Buddha in the western heavens, and even more shocking the Taishang Laojun in the thirty-three layers of heaven outside the sky...... Since then, Mr. Bai has soared into the sky......"

"Wow!"

This kind of scene will be staged ten or eight times in Lan Kwai Fong almost every day, but it is obvious that this group of listeners is the first time to hear it, and they are all stunned, and they turn their heads to look at Bai He one by one, and their eyes are like looking at immortals.

Bai He was also bluffed: God is special! If I hadn't listened to you, we wouldn't have known that we were originally Wenqu Xing...... Hey? He suddenly thought to him, this little old man has potential! This awesome boast is simply no one! couldn't help laughing: "Haha, it's you!" ”