Chapter 2 Maybe I Don't Even Have a Wife
Ever since Wu Wenwen successfully drove the consciousness that I am Wu Dalang out of his head, he found that he had opened his eyes very easily.
However, Wu Wenwen felt that it was not a happy thing to be able to open his eyes, because he saw what he didn't want to see.
First of all, the top of a wooden bed caught my eye, the wood was also a little old, and the tent draped outside the wooden bed was not a good material, and some rough tents were also a little white under the baptism of time.
Therefore, time is a knife to kill pigs, and even the account is not immune.
Seeing this picture, Wu Wenwen directly broke out in a cold sweat, this is not his home at all, and in connection with the things that appeared in his mind just now, Wu Wenwen immediately thought of something.
Wu Wenwen hurriedly stretched out his hand, and when he saw his short, rough, calloused hands, Wu Wenwen was desperate, this is special, he has really become Wu Dalang.
What kind of person is Wu Dalang, of course Wu Wenwen knows that he has no conditions to get his hands on, just a short and poor.
But he had a mighty brother, Wu Song.
There is also a beautiful wife Pan Jinlian.
What a happy family it looks like. If this family is a pot of porridge, then Wu Dalang is probably that rat.
was originally a short and poor, and was surrounded by such excellent two people, I have to say that Wu Dalang must be a lever at least in terms of mental endurance.
Of course, he is also very affectionate with his wife, if their love is compared to a light, then it should be a green light, which can be so green that you panic.
Wu Wenwen still doesn't know if this light has hit him.
I really want to bite my tongue and kill myself now, it's a hundred.
Otherwise, it will be a little uncomfortable to be hit by green light again later, and it will be a little uncomfortable to be full of despair before dying.
At the very least, you have to walk decently. In this way, it can be said that Wu Daguan was also a decent person in his life, at least after his death, he didn't know that he had been green.
Wu Wenwen has some loveless thoughts, this day is really unbearable.
I'm just an otaku.,Don't steal.γDon't rob.,It's really a good young man in society.,How could he suffer such retribution.γγ
In other words, isn't there a system for general crossing? What about my system. Oh, by the way, it seems that there is a system called Gao Fushuai just now, which scared me so much that I forgot about my own system.
It's a great thing to change your fate. Listening to this name, I should be able to change from being short and poor to being rich and handsome. That's not bad.,This game is very challenging.,It's worth it.,It's worth it.γ
After Wu Wenwen thought that he still had a system, he immediately began to call in his mind: "Hey, Gao Fushuai system, are you online?" β
No response...
Wu Wenwen muttered to himself: "Not online? Is it stealth? β
System: "......"
Wu Wenwen was puzzled again: "It shouldn't be stealth, is it offline?" So how do you call it online? Is it not available on the Internet? β
System: "......"
The system really couldn't stand the arrangement of Wu documents, so he said: "Host, I'm here." β
This made Wu Wenwen very happy, and hurriedly continued to communicate with his consciousness: "You don't speak when you are here, let me talk to myself like a fool." β
System: "......"
The system didn't speak, but silently added in his heart: I think you're a fool.
Then Wu Wenwen asked: "System, you are a rich and handsome system, that means I can become a rich and handsome, right?" β
"Yes."
"Then what are you waiting for, let me be rich and handsome."
System: "......"
The system thinks it may have made a serious mistake, and that it really shouldn't have found a faulty host, and that such a host might be by him sooner or later.
"Gao Fushuai can't be achieved overnight, the host has to accumulate anger points for the lottery, and the lottery will get some props. These items will change the host's appearance. β
"That's right. Where did that anger come from? When I'm angry, I have anger points? β
"If someone else gets angry because of the host, they will get angry, and the system will automatically collect their anger. You can draw with these rages. β
"Okay. But I have a question, why collect anger, can't you collect anything else? I see that many novelists collect merit, how noble. β
"Host, please note, we are not writing a novel, you are now in the world of the Water Margin, because the people in it are more irritable, obviously it is easier to collect anger, collecting anger will help build a good world order, and social harmony will be you, me and him."
Wu Wenwen: "......"
This slogan is shouted.
"Is there anything else wrong with the host?"
Wu Wenwen thought for a while and said, "Well, not for the time being, I thought I was asking you." β
"The reason why this system likes the host is because the host is proficient in various games and understands the Water Margin, so he found the host to be Wu Dalang, and I believe that the host can be qualified for this role, so don't think about asking me any questions. You have to do it yourself. Only basic explanations will be provided. β
Wu Wenwen rolled his eyes: "Hehe, I thank you for your fanci." Don't take a fancy to me, just send me back. I have 100,000 yuan in my special card that I haven't spent. β
System: "......"
Why don't you play your cards according to common sense? Can you still have a good chat? The system no longer cares about this person, and it now believes that this host will definitely live a nourishing life, after all, this is a person who is angry with the system.
If, the anger value generated by the system is also counted, Wu Wenwen may immediately get the first pot of gold in his life.
Seeing that the system didn't reply, Wu Wenwen tried to shout: "Hey? Are you still there? Incognito again? β
No response...
Wu Wenwen was a little speechless, and so is this system, and he is unwilling to talk for a while.
The system didn't respond, so Wu Wenwen looked at the system menu in his mind.
Wu Wenwen doesn't want to complain about this system menu, it's really simple enough.
There are two green buttons on the menu, one is character information and the other is a lottery.
As for the lottery, you don't have to look at it, anyway, Wu Wenwen doesn't have anger value. Then Wu Wenwen clicked on the character information.
Soon a page popped up.
Name: Wu Zhi
Height: 1.4M (extremely short)
Weight: Extremely bloated
Appearance: Extremely ugly
Wealth: Extremely poor
Specialty: Cooking cakes
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Evaluation: As a representative of the poor and dwarf, he only has one skill in cooking cakes, and he can only cook cakes to maintain such a life.
Progress: It's very different from being rich and handsome, if you don't work hard, you may not even have a wife.
Wu Wenwen looked at the character information introduced by this system, and the corners of his mouth twitched... This Nima.