"Ah......" Satoshi Kaneki froze.

Shen Lang said: "Jin Mu Cong, what do you mean by this expression? I will give you the opportunity to become a great god, don't you grasp it?"

Jin Mu Cong shook and said, "Brother-in-law, are you using me to smear Xu Qianqian's reputation?"

"Yes, is there any problem?" Shen Lang said confidently.

"Uh......" Satoshi Kaneki.

Shen Lang patted the back of the other party's fat head and said, "Fatty, it doesn't matter if you give people to use, the key is to have the value of use." If others are too lazy to take advantage of you, then it is not a fat house, but an abandoned house. ”

"Ah......" Satoshi Kaneki.

I know you're talking nonsense, but why does it sound so plausible to me?

Shen Lang said: "Don't you want this opportunity, then let's go, I'm looking for someone else, I think Jin Zhong is pretty good, I co-wrote it with him." ”

"Don't, don't ......" Jin Mu Cong said: "Brother-in-law, I am willing, I am willing! I just think it's very attractive at the beginning, but the writing is not very good." ”

Shen Lang said: "It's too white, isn't it elegant enough?"

"Yes. Jin Mu Cong said: "This is not conducive to the promotion of my reputation as a talent." ”

Shen Lang said: "That's okay, then I'll get the writing a little better, I'll read you to write, let's start." ”

Jin Mu Cong hurriedly straightened up, picked up the pen and prepared the code words.

Shen Lang said: "The poem says, the twenty-eight beautiful people are like crisps, and the sword at the waist slashes the fool. Although I don't see anyone's head falling, I secretly teach the monarch to have dry bone marrow. ”

As soon as these words came out, Jin Mu Cong said excitedly: "Brother-in-law, this writing is good, this writing is good." ”

Shen Lang said: "You understand?"

Jin Mu Cong said: "It's because I don't understand that the writing is good, if I can understand it, then what kind of writing is there?"

This is the most tactful time Shen Lang has ever seen someone scold him for being stupid.

"The people of the world are single-minded, camps and camps, anxious, unable to jump out of the seven emotions and six desires, and unable to break the circle of wine and wealth. In the end, it is very important that they will all end up together! That being said, among the four things of wine and wealth, only "wealth" is more beneficial. ”

Shen Lang continued to read out, and Jin Mucong continued to form these into words and write them on the paper.

This fat house really impressed Shen Lang, his handwriting is not bad, the key is that the speed is fast, almost catching up with Shen Lang's speed of speech.

Shen Lang couldn't help but say: "Shizi, why are you writing so fast? ”

Jin Mu Cong said quietly: "If you are punished for copying books ten times a day from the age of eight, you will also be very fast. ”

Wow, it's really sad in the past.

Jin Mu Cong said: "Brother-in-law, what is the name of our book?"

Shen Lang said: "The title of the book is "The Wind and Moon of the Golden Plum Bottle". ”

......

Next, Jin Mu Cong was not Shen Lang at all, he was completely tirelessly coding, and rushed over as soon as the class was over every day.

There are more than 20,000 words a day, can you believe it?

So did Shen Lang completely copy "Golden Vase Plum"?

Ninety percent of them are.

In order to better get closer to this world, some changes have been made to the plot background.

In addition, a lot of plots of Ximen Qianqian have been added, making her weight close to Pan Jinlian.

In the original book, Ximen Qing's daughter Sister Ximen is only twelve or thirteen years old, and she is nineteen years old in Shen Lang's book.

Xu Qianqian is also nineteen years old, what a coincidence.

In addition, in Shen Lang's "The Wind and Moon of the Golden Vase Plum", Ximen Qianqian is still a talented woman who is married to the son of a big official, whose name is Zhang Jingji, which is also a coincidence.

and Shen Lang on the basis of the original work, the plot of men and women has been greatly strengthened, and the writing is impressive, which makes people's hearts sway, and their souls fly out of the sky.

Especially about the part about Ximen Qianqian, I can't wait to write every toe of her clearly.

When Kaneki Satoshi was copying, his blood was completely boiling and his breath was short.

"Brother-in-law, everyone is a man, why are you so good?" Jin Mu Cong said: "These meat scenes are so well written, I can almost see the picture, how did you do it?"

Shen Lang looked up at the sky, speechless.

Yes, why is Shen Lang so good and able to write such good meat writing?

Because...... He's a virgin!

Only a virgin would be full of fantasy, and would imagine it all so beautiful, dreamy, peachy.

And those experienced veteran drivers?

He will clearly know that most of the fungus is dark, and any pink color is a lie.

As for the sweetness of strawberries, it's even more foolish.

Shen Lang said: "A person like me who is perfect, of course he is excellent in every aspect, I am used to it, only ordinary people like you will be rare and strange." ”

Click!

The brush in Kaneki's hand broke.

Then, with a blank face, he replaced one.

Four days later!

Shen Lang and Jin Mucong finished writing the first volume of "The Wind and Moon of the Golden Vase Plum", with a full 120,000 words.

The next thing, Jin Mu Cong can't do it, and Shen Lang wants to do it himself, that is, to draw illustrations.

Moreover, it is a high-scale illustration, and you can compare it with those special works of Mr. Tang Bohu.

Shen Lang also used Western photo-style painting techniques, so the woman he painted was extremely realistic, especially the curve of the waist, which was simply scratching, as if he wanted to pout it from the paper for you to play.

Suddenly, Jin Mucong's eyes were about to crack, and he trembled: "Brother-in-law, everyone is a man, why are you so good?"

Shen Lang wrote lightly: "For a man like me, those women rush up like moths to a fire, and they can't stop it, so I can be so clear about women's bodies and draw them so realistically." ”

Alas!

In fact, it is completely made up by small movies and brains.

Regarding the living woman's body, Shen Lang, like Jin Mu Cong, has zero experience points.

It's just that, of course, he won't admit this shameful thing.

"Brother-in-law, why do I feel a little familiar with the faces of women in every painting here?" said Kaneki Satoshi.

"Is there one?" said Shen Lang.

Jin Mucong suddenly realized: "I know, the face of every woman who doesn't wear clothes is very similar to Xu Qianqian." ”

Shen Lang said: "Coincidents, they are all coincidences. ”

Soon, several illustrations were completed.

In this way, the manuscript of the first volume is complete, and it is left to be stereotyped.

"Be fast, no matter what the cost, and be sure to print the book within half a month. Shen Lang said.

Because it is only twenty-five days before Xu Qianqian's engagement.

How can an engagement gift for an ex-wife be late?

After the printing is completed, it will be popular in dozens of cities in the surrounding counties, so that Xu Qianqian will be pleasantly surprised when she receives this gift, right?

Shen Lang believes that after many men read this book "The Wind and Moon of the Golden Vase Plum", they will look at Xu Qianqian as if they are not wearing clothes at any time.

This is the legend of reading the world XX, and there is no code in my heart.

It seems that when I see Mr. Bodo, I will sigh and say, "Teacher, you are wearing clothes, I really almost didn't recognize you."

Jin Mu Cong said: "Half a month to go public, as long as you are willing to invest manpower and material resources, there is absolutely no problem." ”

Then, he asked, "By the way, brother-in-law, what kind of pseudonym shall we take?"

Shen Lang thought for a while and said, "Langling smiled. ”

"Uh......" Kaneki said, "good name." ”

Then, Jin Mu Cong said with shame: "Brother-in-law, this manuscript is going to be typeset and printed tomorrow, right?"

Shen Lang narrowed his eyes and said, "What do you want to do?"

Jin Mu Cong said: "This book is really good, I have been in a hurry to copy it these days, and I haven't read it seriously? Can you lend me a detailed look tonight?"

Shen Lang looked at the fat man's face for a long time, until he was ashamed to death.

"Okay, let's take it and see it, but don't get dirty. Shen Lang said.

Then, he pulled out the illustrations.

Kaneki Satoshi was anxious and disappointed, but he didn't dare to say anything after all.

"I'm also thinking about you, so that you don't do anything unspeakable with these illustrations. Shen Lang said.

The fat house has no face and flees quickly.

......

So will this book be a hit?

This is complete nonsense!

This book is able to catch all the men in the high world, the low world, and the super low world.

Even men who are able to read and write are included.

To be serious, the literary and artistic achievements of this book are extremely high, and it is listed as one of the four great strange books and the greatest realist work in ancient China.

Not only that, in many high-end academic circles, it is believed that the literary achievement of this book is second only to "Dream of Red Mansions", and it is definitely an immortal masterpiece that has been circulated for thousands of years.

Lu Xun has commented on this book, and among the love books of the world, "Golden Vase Plum" is the most famous. Describe the situation of the world, as far as its feelings are false, cover the sincerity and insight, where described, or smooth, or tortuous, or carved and dewed, or secluded and ridiculed, or write two sides at once, so that they are dwarfed, changing feelings, with the obvious, at the same time to say, there is no above.

The Taizu of this dynasty even commented that "The Golden Plum Bottle" is the ancestor of "A Dream of Red Mansions", and without "The Golden Bottle", there would be no "A Dream of Red Mansions".

Therefore, this book is truly appreciated by both the elegant and the vulgar, and it is a classic that is not in the world.

The higher the literary literacy and the higher the status, the more people can feel the extraordinaryness of this book.

......

At night, Shen Lang looked at these illustrations at the lights?

It's really realistic.

But...... Shen Lang would never do anything with this illustration.

Because he has better references.

As I said before, the waist of his daughter-in-law Jin Mulan is enough for him to fantasize about for a year.

And just then, there was a sharp knock on the door outside.

"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, you run, run......" Fat House Kaneki Satoshi shouted while screaming in pain: "My father killed me?"

Shen Lang was stunned?

Father-in-law killed?

He hurriedly got up to open the door, and suddenly saw a scarred Kaneki Satoshi.

It was so badly beaten.

"Brother-in-law, I'...... I saw that your manuscript was in a trance, and my father didn't notice it when he came in, and then ...... Then he beat me half to death, and after a few pages of the manuscript, he went away in a rage, took the manuscript with him, and said that he would kill you!" said Satoshi Kaneki.

Shen Lang said: "Dead fatty, you ...... You shouldn't be too engrossed in doing something while reading the manuscript, so you didn't notice your father coming in? ”

Jin Mu Cong was even more ashamed, covered his face with his right hand, and quickly changed his left hand after being slightly stunned.

"I'm leaving, brother-in-law, run away, my father will really beat you half to death." Kaneki Satoshi left in a hurry.

OMG!

Shen Lang really couldn't imagine how embarrassing the picture would be at that time.

This, is this going to stage "Yue Guo Faction"?

But then, how to deal with the angry father-in-law who is about to kill?

Shen Lang could imagine with his toes how angry his father-in-law would be.

He is such a conservative and old-fashioned person, and when he finds that his son-in-law and son are writing together about the big poisonous weeds in yellow color, he will have the heart to kill.

Shen Lang couldn't help racking his brains, thinking about how to deal with the next embarrassing killing.

But......

Shen Lang waited for an hour.

Two hours.

Three hours!

The father-in-law didn't come.

This...... Is there anything going on that I don't know about?

I couldn't wait, so Shen Lang fell asleep!

And then!

Suddenly, when he opened his eyes, his father-in-law was already standing in front of him, holding the manuscript in his hand.

Two eyes, staring at Shen Lang faintly.

......

Note: There were fewer recommended votes yesterday, and I fell asleep in the middle of the night because of the blue thinness, so please everyone, I just relied on this to support it.