Chapter 43: I Don't Believe in Your Wickedness
Looking north, he walked out of the room, went directly into the kitchen, looked at the face on the table, and praised:
"Yo, you kid has two hands, he looks good, I hope the taste matches this look."
After speaking, he sat down, picked up the noodles, tasted them first, praised them with satisfaction: "Energetic", and then devoured them.
Lin Wudao stood next to him, he really didn't know what to say, obviously looking north had just gotten up from the bed, and he hadn't rinsed his mouth and washed his face, and he ate it directly.
Before Lin Wudao sat down, he looked north and had finished eating, unceremoniously picked up Lin Wudao's bowl, wiped it out in three or five strokes, and drank the two bowls of noodle soup cleanly.
Call it a day!
Xiang Beiwang licked his lips with satisfaction, got up and patted Lin Wudao's shoulder:
"You'll be responsible for the food in the future, behave well, don't let me down."
“……”
Did you come here to be a cook for him?
Looking north, he staggered away.
Lin Wudao looked at his back, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that he looked like a butcher in the vegetable market!
I had no choice but to cook another bowl by myself, and when Lin Wudao finished eating, he looked north and entered the kitchen with a cigarette in his mouth, still a vest and pants, plus a pair of flip-flops.
He took out a cigarette case from his trouser pocket and threw one to Lin Wudao:
"Come, smoke one, a cigarette after dinner, happy as a fairy."
"Uncle Xiang, I don't smoke."
"Don't smoke? How can a man not smoke? ”
"I really haven't smoked it."
"Then what are you doing with me? Let's go early, I despise men who don't smoke the most. ”
“……”
Lin Wudao was dumbfounded, and after hesitating for a while, he finally picked up the cigarette, took the lighter handed over by looking north with a bright face, lit it, took a puff, and spit it out again.
"It's not like you smoke, the cigarette has to enter the lungs, then it's enjoyable."
Lin Wudao looked to the north and couldn't help asking:
"Uncle Xiang, is my dad just asking you to teach me this?"
Looking to the north, he immediately had a serious face: "Of course not, this is what my uncle taught you because he cares about you, come, take a sip, inhale it into your lungs, the first sip will be a little uncomfortable, but you will slowly become obsessed with the taste." ”
Lin Wudao looked at Xiangbei suspiciously, feeling like he saw an old fox who was giving New Year's greetings to chickens, but in the end, he took a sip according to what Xiangbeiwang said, and the smoke was inhaled into the trachea, and he immediately choked and coughed up again and again, and even coughed up tears.
The person watching from the side looked north and laughed, showing a mouthful of smoky yellow teeth and a sinister face......
In this way, looking north patiently taught Lin Wudao how to enjoy the delicious taste of cigarettes, which was the first lesson he taught Lin Wudao.
It wasn't until Lin Wudao smoked three cigarettes in a row and had already found some ways that he took Lin Wudao around the factory and told Lin Wudao the types of waste mechanical devices and electronic equipment one by one.
Lin Wudao listened silently, didn't ask or say, and couldn't understand what Xiang Beiwang told himself to do.
After all the introductions, looking north took Lin Wudao to a workbench, picked up an old watch on the table, and said:
"Look, I'll take this watch apart and show it to you, wait a minute, you will assemble it as it is, this is what you have to do today, if it is not assembled before lunch, then don't eat lunch, if it is not assembled before dinner, then don't eat dinner, anyway, when it is installed, you will eat when it is ready."
“……”
Lin Wudao was stunned!
Looking north, he didn't care about Lin Wudao's thoughts, he had already picked up the disassembly tool on the table, and dismantled it like a cloud.
The so-called: as soon as the connoisseur makes a move, he will know if there is one. Just from the movement of looking north, it can be seen that he is already familiar with the mechanism of the watch in his hand.
The movements are very fast, the hands move together, and the movements between the fingers are as flexible as a master of calligraphy and painting galloping on rice paper.
This is a thing that is not very ornamental, but in his hands, it presents another height that others cannot reach.
Lin Wudao stared closely, as focused as grabbing a pattern on a tablet, but this is not grabbing a pattern, because the original of the watch has a fixed position, and the top and bottom are stacked, although the thing is small, but the structure is very fine and complex, once the position of which element is not remembered, it cannot be restored.
This requires Lin Wudao to remember the location of each component, and there are dozens of components in the watch, can Lin Wudao, who is in contact with him for the first time, remember it?
In less than three minutes, the entire watch had fallen apart, and large and small parts were all over the table.
Looking north, his right hand swept on the table, and all the parts were gathered in a pile, and then, he grinned at Lin Wudao and smiled:
"The rest is your business, oh, you can skip the meal, but you still have to do it for me, understand?"
“……”
Lin Wudao really wanted to scold without scruples: Your uncle!
I do have the urge to scold, and I don't care if looking north is my father's friend, anyway, I already know that lunch and dinner, eight or nine times out of ten, there is no landing.
Looking north, Lin Wudao sat in front of the workbench, looking at a bunch of components, he only felt a big headache, but he was never willing to admit defeat like this.
Do it!
First, I separated the components and tried to recall the order in which I looked north and disassembled...... I can't touch the north anymore.
And looked north and moved a chair to lie outside the door, smoking a cigarette while leisurely muttering to himself:
"Head, this is what you explained to me, if your son is starved to the bone, then it's no wonder I, hehe, I really don't believe in your evil, you bet that your son can assemble it in three days, I think you are lost, let alone three days, if he can assemble it in four days, I will give him a thumbs up, you must know that when I was an apprentice, it took three and a half days, and I am a unique genius in the world, the "ghost hand" who seeks defeat alone, hahaha, you are finished, the next time we meet, Lao Tzu is the sixth, Hahaha. ”
Speaking of the back, looking north, his face was already full of strange light, as if he had just climbed off a flower girl, and he smiled unconcealedly.
Lin Wudao didn't hear what he said, but when he heard his weird laughter, he couldn't help but glance at the door, and muttered with three black lines on his forehead:
"Xiang Nerve, I'm afraid that I have a grudge against my father, and it's a three-board axe to get straight to the point, and I'm afraid that you won't succeed."
Looking north, he didn't hear it either, but the words he said to himself just now were still very elegant, such as the title of "ghost hand", which is genuine, he was known as "ghost hand" in the army, and he was one of the best geniuses in the military in terms of mechanical and electronic components.
The records for the speed of dismantling and assembling firearms in the army were all set by him, and not only firearms, but also other aspects, such as the dismantling and assembly of armored vehicles, etc., have not been broken to this day!
As for what he said: Lao Tzu will be the sixth in the future, which also involves a glorious legend in the army.