Chapter 160: Teach You Two Tricks
A pot of wine, a pot is a pound of loading, an hour's effort, and it will all go into the stomach.
Liu Yiyi is okay, Lai Hao also has a belly of two catties, and a few taels of wine can't play much role in him and Ben. But Zhang Chuwen couldn't do it when he heard that his uncle was not good, and after three glasses of wine, he began to get dizzy and blush, and as soon as he drank five or six glasses, the whole person lay on the table. How can there be a little bit of a romantic talent, the appearance of a literati.
But Zhang Porliang, the old man, still has some amount of wine, and after drinking half a pot of wine, his face is slightly red. Looking at Liu Yiyi's son-in-law, the more satisfied he became.
"The virtuous son-in-law is really a good drinker, well, not bad, not bad! It's much better than your eldest brother, you said that a big man can't even drink a glass of wine, how can he do big things in the future? Lao Zhang also began to talk mushyly. He took the wine glass, stood up, staggered to the side of Liu Yiyi, put his arm around Liu Yiyi's shoulder, and said affectionately: "Come, virtuous son-in-law, let's have another drink!" ”
Liu Yiyi hurriedly raised his glass with both hands and touched him, seeing that the old man was obviously drunk, thinking that the wine was almost enough, he got up and said to Zhang Baoliang: "Father-in-law, it's not early this day, and the son-in-law should go back, you see."
"Go back? No way! Lao Zhang pressed Liu Yiyi and said unhappily: "This wine hasn't been drunk yet, how can the virtuous son-in-law leave first?" Is it that there is no wine on the table? It's okay, you wait, son-in-law, for the sake of your father, let your mother-in-law go and fetch some more. ”
As he spoke, Zhang Porliang shouted to the inner room at the top of his voice. Said: "Old woman, take out some more wine from the house store, today I want to be with me, a virtuous son-in-law, if you don't get drunk, you won't return!" Well, don't get drunk and don't go home! ”
After speaking, Lao Zhang waved his hand, and also sat softly on the chair and fell asleep.
Whew, Liu Yiyi finally breathed a sigh in his heart. Finally settled another one.
When Zhang Liu's came out, Liu Yiyi got up and helped her help the father and son back to their respective houses, which could be regarded as a complete merit, and then confessed to Zhang Liu's guilt and led Liu Wuxian home.
However, before going home, Liu Yiyi also held his mother-in-law and brought a letter to his little daughter-in-law.
On the letterhead there is a very classic poem:
"I live at the head of the Yangtze River,
Jun lives at the end of the Yangtze River.
I don't see you every day,
Drink the water of the Yangtze River.
When will this water stop?
When has this hatred ended?
I only wish your heart would be like my heart,
It will live up to the love. ”
Song Li Zhiyi's "Fortune Operator". It represents the state of mind of Liu Yiyi at this time. It can also be regarded as a reply to Zhang Chuchu's deep affection.
I just don't know what kind of reaction Zhang Chuchu will have after seeing this word?
Liu Wuxian walks very steadily, even on this kind of country dirt road, it does not feel any bumps when running. It was very comfortable to sit on its back.
Liu Yi leisurely crossed Erlang's legs, reached out and stroked the soft hair on Liu Wuji's head, and watched the pastoral scenery along the way. and this Tang sky. The sky was full of bright stars, and his mind gradually relaxed.
Seeing that it has been three months since I came to the Tang Dynasty, the experience of these three months can be regarded as colorful. The corners of Liu Yiyi's mouth raised a smile, not only with his parents, but also with his younger brother and sister, and in a few days he will have a lovely little daughter-in-law.
Rich, land, and family, maybe it's not bad to live like this.
In front of the house. Liu jumped off the donkey's back with one leg skimming. Looked at the sky. It was the middle of the moon, and it was about nine o'clock in the evening. At such a late day, everyone in the house should have already slept.
Liu Yichi took out the key to open the door, walked into the courtyard lightly, tied Liu Wuxian under the cow tent, and then went to the room between him and Liu Nijo in the dark.
"Big brother, you're back." An oil lamp lit up, Yanagi Erjo sat up from the bed, looked at Yanagi Ichijo who had just entered the room and said.
"Uh, Nijo? Why haven't you slept there? Liu Yiyi walked to the bedside, took off his outer robe, and hung it on his homemade hanger at the head of the bed. Then he took off his shoes and socks, climbed into bed, got into the quilt, and said to Liu Erjo in a tired voice: "Look at what time it is, quickly turn off the lights and go to bed early." ”
After running for a day and drinking some wine, now Jiliu Ichijo is really a little tired, and as soon as his head touches the pillow, he doesn't want to lift it up again.
"Oh," Liu Erjo saw the tiredness on his eldest brother's face, and swallowed it back again. With a light sigh, he stretched out his head to blow out the lamp, and fell asleep next to the willow.
Nothing was said all night.
The next day, according to the usual practice, Liu Yiyi got up early again and practiced Jeet Kune Do in his yard.
Punch, leg lift, bend waist, fast. In the process of practicing, Liu Yiyi began to carry the breathing method that Sun Simiao taught him. Three short and one long, the length is appropriate, try to regulate the flow of qi and blood in the body as much as possible, and act with your own actions.
"The King of Medicine deserves to be the King of Medicine." Yanagichichi stopped and looked at his clenched right fist with satisfaction, feeling that it was more powerful than before.
Wiped it
Sweating on the ground, Liu Yichi walked to the door of the hall, and Liu Nijo was standing there at the moment
"Big brother, I want to learn martial arts from you." Without waiting for Liu Yichi to ask, Liu Yijo preemptively said.
This kid still didn't give up, Liu Yiyi glanced at him and said: "It's not impossible to learn martial arts if you want to, this is our Liujiadi mastery, and you also have the right to learn." But before that, you have to tell the eldest brother, why is this? ”
"You used to be disdainful of martial arts, why did you suddenly want to learn this martial arts skill? Did you suffer any grievances outside? Liu Yiyi walked into the house, sat down on the main seat, took a sip of herbal tea, and looked at Liu Erjo.
"No," Liu Erjo said stiffly: "It's just that I suddenly became interested, so I want to learn from my eldest brother, and I hope that my eldest brother can teach me." ”
It seems that this kid has really grown up, and even his mouth has become hard.
Liu Yiyi put down the tea bowl, looked at Liu Ertiao and said, "Okay, since you want to learn, then the eldest brother will teach you the mastery of the two tricks today." In the future, if someone bullies you outside, you will use it, and you will never suffer a loss. ”
"Really?! Thank you, big brother! I'll definitely learn by heart! Liu Erjo's eyes lit up, and he nodded to Liu Yiyi busily.
"Well," Liu Yichi nodded, stood up and said to Liu Erjo, "Then now, you can come to the courtyard with your brother." ”
In fact, Liu Yiyi probably saw that this Liu Lao Er must have been bullied outside, but he didn't want his family to know about it with a good face.
In the end, I have grown up and have self-esteem. But someone dares to bully his brother, how can Liu Yiyi let it go easily?
After staying with the old man of Gongsun Wuda for a long time, Liu Yiyi was more or less contaminated with a little bad habit of protecting his shortcomings.
Liu Yiyi stood in the courtyard, looking Liu Ertiao up and down, thinking about what to teach him.
"Big brother, let's start here, I don't know what the eldest brother wants to teach the younger brother?" Yanagi Nijo excitedly approached Yanagichi's side and looked at Yanagichichi eagerly.
"I'll only teach you two tricks," Liu Yiyi put his hands behind his back, held his head high and said to Liu Ertiao: "One move is the immortal picking peaches, and the other move is the double dragon playing with pearls." Well, these two moves are powerful, but they are simple and can be used in their entirety or individually. Mmmm, it's perfect for you to practice now. You stand up first, and the big brother will show you through. ”
"Uh-huh," Liu Erjo nodded expectantly, followed Liu Yichi's instructions, took two steps back, and said to Liu Yi, "Big brother, you can start." ”
"Okay, then be careful, big brother is here!"
As soon as the words fell, Liu Yiyi quickly lifted his feet forward, reached out his hand, one hand down, one hand up, and at an extremely tricky angle, he fiercely greeted Liu Erjo's eyes, and, crotch.
"Ahh Woo woo woo" Liu Erjo just screamed halfway, and Liu Yiyi covered his mouth, suffocating his face so red that even his neck was thick.
After a long time, when Liu Erjo eased down, Liu Yiyi let go of his hand and said to Liu Erjo with a smile: "Does it hurt so much, I only showed a small amount of strength, and now children are really, and they don't have any endurance at all." Why, it feels okay, the power of these two moves is not bad, right? ”
"Uh, that, big brother," Liu Ertiao clamped his legs, covered his eyes with both hands, and said with a slight tremble: "The power is good, it's just, it's just that the younger brother feels that this move is a little, obscene?" ”
"It's nasty, but again, they're very practical. You know this very well. Liu Yiyi stood up straight and said to Liu Ertiao seriously: "A martial arts predecessor once said that whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch a mouse, then it is a good cat." It's the same with martial arts, especially when fighting to the death, as long as you can defeat the opponent, who cares if that move is not indecent? ”
"Well, this, the eldest brother is polite, then these two tricks, the younger brother has learned! Please teach me quickly, big brother. Yanagi Nijo thought about the heart-piercing pain just now, and then thought about the scene when he attached this pain to someone else, so he made up his mind.
"Hmm," Liu Yiyi nodded, and began to explain to Liu Erjo the essentials of the two moves of the double dragon playing with pearls and the immortal picking peaches.
How can you easily bypass your opponent's blocking, how can you quickly subdue your opponent without hurting his roots, how can you avoid your opponent from using this move against him.
"One, two, what are you two doing there?" Lao Liu opened the door and walked out, and saw that the two sons had gotten up early in the morning and were tossing and turning in the courtyard, so he opened his mouth to ask them.
"It's nothing, Dad, Nijo doesn't want to learn martial arts, so I just taught him two tricks casually. lest he be bullied outside. Liu Yi straightened his clothes and said to Lao Liu.
"Huh?" Lao Liu's face changed, and he looked at Liu Ertiao and said, "Erjo, you can't come nonsense!" ”