Chapter Seventy-Three: Antecedents and Consequences
"The name of the slave family is Hu Jiuniang, because I admire Zhou Gongzi's talent, so I specially begged Young Master Lu to bring the slave family to meet the son, if the son does not dislike the slave family's ugly appearance, the slave family wants to develop a marriage with the son......" There is not even a trace of "modesty", Hu Jiuniang bluntly told her intention to come to see Zhou Fang, and Lu Yu, who listened to the conservative style, was furious.
As soon as Hu Jiuniang's words fell, "When the ......" sounded, I saw that the fist-sized brush used for matcha that was originally held by Zhou Fang in his right hand fell to the ground.
At this moment, Zhou Fang's mouth was slightly open, his eyes were round, he looked directly at Hu Jiuniang with a "hell" look, the "pig brother" on his face was gone, and he was left with the expression of "eating and not spitting" on his face.
Obviously, Zhou Fang, who has been "vertically and horizontally" on the scene for many years and has seen countless beauties of various personalities, is also the first time to meet a "bold girl" of Hu Jiuniang's level, with Zhou Fang's understanding of women's psychology, he realized that the meaning of what Hu Jiuniang said to himself just now is that she came this time to take the initiative to come to the door to ask for joy, and there are no other requirements.
"See and smile......" Zhou Fang, who was stimulated to dry his mouth and tongue, swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and resolved the embarrassing atmosphere in the form of an apology, leaned over and picked up the small brush on the ground, just as he was about to get up, Hu Jiuniang's feet stretched out from under the table and hooked Zhou Fang's ankles.
Zhou Fang, who was stimulated again, trembled all over, got up and put the small brush on the table first, and then swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then said with an obsessive smile: "Miss Hu, this ......"
"Big brother, don't treat Miss Hu as an ordinary person like us, she is a fox fairy......" Just when Zhou Fang was fascinated by Hu Jiuniang's hand and didn't know where to put it, Lu Yu explained to Zhou Fang what he had discussed with Hu Jiuniang.
"What ......" Lu Yu's words were not finished, and in an instant, the obsessive expression on Zhou Fang's face disappeared, replaced by an expression of surprise and regret, and then, he turned his head and cast his eyes on Lu Yu's face, and whispered: "It turns out that she is a vixen, no wonder ......"
"What's the matter, Gongzi Zhou thinks that my fox fairy is not worthy of you?" Hu Jiuniang, who witnessed the change in the expression on Zhou Fang's face, scolded him in an unhappy tone, and then added: "In the past, King Dayu married my Tushan Fox Fairy as his wife, and even King Dayu didn't look down on us, you ......."
"No, no, how can I look down on Miss Hu," Zhou Fang, who knew that he had said the wrong thing, hurriedly explained: "It's just that I heard some unfriendly information about the fox fairy from my fox friends earlier, so I ...... it."
"There are always rumors among humans that our fox fairies will eat people's hearts, do you think that the purpose of my hooking up with you is to eat your heart, right?" As soon as she heard it, Hu Jiuniang, who knew what the unfriendly information Zhou Fang was talking about, took the initiative to say it.
"Yes......" Zhou Fang scratched his head awkwardly and smiled bitterly, learned Hu Jiuniang's speaking style, and replied calmly.
To tell the truth, Zhou Fang, who is often mixed in the rivers and lakes, has seen a lot of monsters, he is not like the kind of "famous and decent" who specializes in eliminating demons and destroying ghosts, he thinks that all monsters are bad and evil, his level of wisdom is higher than those "famous and decent", it is more than dozens of chips higher, he knows that all living beings in the world are the same as human beings, there are good and bad, and the view that all monsters are bad is obviously a very shallow cognition.
"The daughter of our Hu family, we are cultivating the righteous path, we are fox fairies, we are not the kind of fox spirits who cultivate the evil way and eat people's hearts......" Hu Jiuniang, who looked at Zhou Fang's eyes, replied to Zhou Fang in a serious tone, but compared to the rumors that fox spirits eat people's hearts, her words are obviously not convincing.
Lu Yu, who knew that he should make his own move, packed a ticket for Hu Jiuniang and said: "Big brother, I have been to their Hu family, I have seen Hu Youde, the father of Jiu Niang, Hu Yuanwai, and I know that what Nineteen Niang said is true, their Hu family is really a fox fairy family who does good deeds and accumulates virtues, if I can behave like Hu Youde Hu Yuanwai, I am now a saint, and someone will definitely build a temple for me to worship after I die, and the fourteenth daughter of the Hu family has already entangled me, I have tried all means, but I can't get rid of it, so I can only accept it, so, Nineteen Niang is now my sister-in-law, big brother, you can do it......"
"What!" Zhou Fang, who had just met Lu Yu in the morning and had never heard Lu Yu say this, yelled at Lu Yu with a look of disbelief after listening to Lu Yu's narration just now.
"It's a long story, big brother, do you want to hear it?" After smiling helplessly, Lu Yu whispered back to Zhou Fang.
"Say, I want to listen to ......" Zhou Fang, who still didn't believe the story Lu Yu told just now, replied without hesitation: "All the details are clear......"
"Here's the thing......" It took seventeen or eighteen minutes for Lu Yu to tell Zhou Fang why he went to the mass grave, where he met the "Shuzhou Twin Rats", and then met Yan Wushuang, and then went to the old fox spirit Hu Youde's house to hide from the rain, and how he helped Hu Youde escape the thunderstorm and saved Yan Wushuang's life, how Yan Wushuang pestered himself, and Hu Youde told Zhou Fang about his fourteen daughters in order to repay his kindness.
"I swear to God, everything that happened after entering my Hu family, as my brother-in-law said, not a single word is a lie......" After Lu Yu finished telling the story, Zhou Fang didn't say anything, Hu Jiuniang answered first.
"No wonder that Yan Wushuang came to the door to find trouble with me, dare to be that you used my name to deceive outside......" Thinking of Yan Wushuang coming to make trouble, Zhou Fang instantly believed everything Lu Yu had just said, and he finally understood why Yan Wushuang came to his house to make trouble.
"Big brother, what you said hurts my heart too much, I use your name to save people and accumulate merit for you, without even the slightest damage to your reputation, Yan Wushuang only blames me for being too charming, which makes her want to stop......" Lu Yu, who didn't give Zhou Fang a chance to continue to complain about himself, immediately refuted after Zhou Fang complained about the first sentence.
"Enough, don't talk about you, you can stop for a while......" Sure enough, Zhou Fang, who was speechless by Lu Yu's rebuttal, directly waved his hand to admit defeat and no longer continued to complain.
"It'......s good if the eldest brother knows" Lu Yu after the "victory", after raising his eyebrows at Zhou Fang, asked Zhou Fang: "Are you willing to accept Fourteen Niang, if you are willing, just give others a promise, if you are unwilling, just say it clearly, don't delay other people's time, people still have to find a better man......
"This, this ......" Zhou Fang, who originally wanted to open a new topic and talk to Lu Yu about helping the purple ghost Liu Manyun move the grave, stammered after being asked a "fatal question" by Lu Yu......