Chapter 130: Burning High Incense

"Shut up for me......" The evil smile glanced at the students below who were "wailing all over the field", and Li Jing, the senior of the "county school black boss", shouted loudly.

With Li Jing's loud shout, which shook the dust off the beams, the students who were originally "miserable" because the questions in this big exam were too difficult, although they had all kinds of "grievances" in their hearts, they succumbed to the "obscenity" of the "black boss" and gradually quieted down.

"Hum ......" After his students were quiet, Li Jing, the senior of the "County School Black Boss", snorted coldly and showed off his "singing skills", he slowly raised his right index finger, and gently tapped the bookcase in front of him, and said in a "yin and yang weird way": "Don't think that this exam, the questions are difficult and the time is too little, I tell you, if you really want to take the provincial exam one day, and then log into the temple to become a generation of ministers and go down in history, then you must go through this ordeal repeatedly, Only by such non-stop training can you calmly face the test of the provincial test! ”

After listening to the remarks of Li Jing, the senior of the "county school black boss", Lu Yu couldn't help but sigh in his heart: I'm going to go like this, Li Jing, this old guy, is really a psychopathic master, dare to be affectionate, cramming education, there was it in the Song Dynasty, and compared with the "cramming" method in later generations, this "old pervert" Li Jing is more extreme and more evil.

Just when Lu Yu was "scolding" Li Jing in his heart, and the other county school students began to whisper bitterly, there was a crisp sound of "popping ......", and I saw that Li Jing, whose eyes were bigger than the angry King Kong, slapped the book case in front of him with fire in his eyes.

"If anyone dares to talk nonsense again, just get out of the academy for me, and never come back......" After gritting his back molars and "intimidating" the county school students, Li Jing, who still had a bad anger on his face, continued in a very unique and quarrel-like tone with his yin: "It's still the same sentence, hand in the paper after an hour, and those who don't finish it will be counted as a layman, hmph, you can't even finish the paper, what kind of book do you read, go directly to farming, that's what you should do......"

"Hum ......" After snorting the students again, Li Jing turned his head and swept his gaze to a "strong" maid on the side, and instructed her: "Light the incense ......"

After receiving the order of the "boss", the strong maid immediately opened the bookcase beside her and "moved" two incomparably "sci-fi" incense sticks from it.

Why do you say that those two sticks of incense are very "science fiction", because, these two sticks of incense are too thick, although they have not been measured, but only with the naked eye, Lu Yu is 100% sure that the two apricot-yellow earthen incense sticks are "long" thicker than his calves, in Lu Yu's opinion, this thing can no longer be defined as high incense, and after lighting it, it can almost be used as a torch at night.

After watching the fat maid insert the two huge and incomparably thick incense sticks into the two incense burners that looked like water tanks, Lu Yu muttered in his heart very unkindly: No wonder this maid is so fat, dare to love her for being a coolie, not to mention, the average thin maid really can't move the two "pillar incense" that are comparable to torches, only she is like this, she is ......

Because the high incense was too coarse, it was much more difficult to light it than lighting ordinary spices, and Lu Yu saw that the fat maid with fat meat held two fires in both hands and circled around the high incense for three minutes before lighting one of the high incense sticks.

In this cold and windy late autumn season, in order to light a piece of incense, this fat girl is sweating hot, so it can be seen that lighting incense ...... It's not a simple job, it's also a technical job, and the fat girl's job is also a high-level technical job.

Glancing at the "pillar incense" that was like a chimney and emitting billowing gray smoke, and seeing its incense head as big as his own head, Lu Yu couldn't help but sigh again: As the saying goes, who plays with what birds, the high incense that the "perverted" Li Jing plays with is really a virtue with him, and it is also a "pervert".

"It's exactly an hour after the two sticks of incense are burned, don't blame me for not reminding you, incense...... It's already burning......" After glancing at the group of students who were staring at Gao Xiang in a daze, Li Jing roared coldly again.

"Sha, Sha, Sha......" As soon as Li Jing finished yelling, the students of the county school all "woke up", and in an instant, many students immediately sat down on the desk and worked hard to write, and there were a few people who hesitated to hold the pen, and their faces were full of expressions of "I don't know what to write".

Lu Yu was also struggling to write, at this time, he began to write poems with the title of "Boundless Peak", with a "constipated" expression on his face, the reason why this expression appeared on his face was because he was very uncomfortable at this time, and the uncomfortable point was that the bookcase in front of him was too short.

The lacquered red bookcases used for students in the county school are exactly the same, this kind of bookcase is very suitable for men of ordinary stature, but for a man like Lu Yu who is more than two meters tall and sits taller than others, this kind of relatively low bookcase is very difficult to use.

Because of writing on this low bookcase, Lu Yu had to bend over his back and arch his body like a shrimp, which was super uncomfortable, so in order to get out of this "sub-healthy" state, he was still writing "slowly", and instinctively accelerated the speed of writing.

You must know that Lu Yu is a "master of drawing talismans", after repeatedly writing tens of thousands of runes and seals, he has "achieved great achievements", and he writes with a brush, faster than typing with a keyboard, plus, at this time, he wants to finish writing quickly, and immediately get rid of "sub-health", so his "hand speed" at the moment is faster than usual, like aurora lightning.

In less than two minutes, a five-character poem with the theme of "Boundless Peak" was written by him, of course, Lu Yu's talent in literature is not very high, so his poems are the kind of "popular poems" of ordinary literati, his kind of "popular poems" will neither make people amazed to read, nor disgusting after reading, anyway, it is the kind of thing that you forget when you read it.

For Lu Yu, who has a mediocre literary style, the difficulty of writing these five-character poems is the highest among the four subjects of the imperial examination, after completing this "limerick poem", the remaining three argumentative essays, he wrote much easier, after all, in the previous life, he experienced long-term training in college entrance examination essays and college papers, and the style of argumentative essays, for him, he can write with his eyes closed, if he "opens his eyes", then he writes even more.

In twenty minutes, the argumentative essay on Jingyi was completed by Lu Yu; In another twenty minutes, he completed an argumentative essay on this subject; The last subject, strategy, is a little difficult, but half an hour later, Lu Yu also finished writing.

The total time of this big exam is one hour, that is, two hours, but after a stick of incense has just been burned, that is, only an hour after the exam time, Lu Yu has finished writing.

Lu Yu, who was very uncomfortable with his waist, didn't even check after writing four exam papers, he directly covered the ink cartridge, put away the brush, and then stood up......