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Sometimes, in order to achieve one's own ends, the threat segment is naturally necessary.

Although Li Shimin has seen a lot of threats to people, it is the first time he has seen Xiang Gaoming who threatens God.

So at this moment, Li Shimin was dumbfounded.

What is called "it doesn't rain in the sky, first pick up the Dragon Emperor Temple, and then bombard your mother with a cannon"?

You must know that he, Li Shimin, is known as the Son of Heaven to the outside world, which means that he is the son of God, and like Gao Ming, he can only be regarded as the grandson of God at best.

Then this grandson actually dared to threaten his grandfather, and said that if it doesn't rain in the sky, he will bombard his mother.

Damn, it's just crazy!

Just as Li Shimin was about to teach a lesson to Gao Ming, an unfilial son who disrespected God, a sudden "boom" sounded in the sky, and then a light rain began to fall.

At this moment, Li Shimin was suddenly stunned.

"It rained as soon as I finished speaking, even if it was a coincidence, this is too much of a coincidence, right?"

He looked up at the sky, and suddenly he felt like he wanted to point at the sky and scold.

Since he ascended the throne, although every sacrifice to the heavens is respectful, but God is very faceless, either locust plague or drought, not flood or snow disaster, more than ten years, the wind and rain are less than half of the year.

But look at Gao Ming, this kid, came up and threatened and scolded, and it really rained, which made Li Shimin sad and inexplicable.

"Although Lao Tzu didn't pay much attention just now, but the attitude is respectful, you don't make any movement, and now this grandson comes up and threatens and scolds, and as a result, it rains, you are cheap?"

Although Li Shimin was very unhappy at the moment, he still had to do the show that he should do, looking at the increasingly heavy rain, he immediately knelt down towards the incense case.

As the Son of Heaven, Li Shimin will kneel very rarely, even if he worships Confucius, he will not kneel, at most he will bow and be done.

But the sacrifice to the sky is different, Rao is Li Shimin is unhappy at this time, but those many people watched, he also had to kneel down respectfully and bow to the incense case.

Seeing that Li Shimin knelt down, the hundreds of people who came with him suddenly shouted "Heaven has a spirit" in their mouths, and knelt on the ground with "puff puff".

Gao Ming looked at the rain-soaked ground, looked at the person who knelt on the ground, gritted his teeth and knelt down, and muttered in his mouth.

"The people below don't know how to do things, and they don't know how to prepare a few more mats, there are so many stones on the ground, it makes Lao Tzu's knees hurt......"

Li Shimin knelt next to him, and when he heard his grunting, he almost fell to the ground without kneeling.

"This goods begged for this attitude after the rain, God really owes him?"

The limelight of praying for the sky and praying for rain was all robbed by Gao Ming, and Rao is Li Shimin is determined and has a feeling of lack of interest.

After getting up, he asked people to pack up the incense case, and then led everyone down the mountain.

When Gao Ming and they left Mount Tai, the rain stopped, which immediately attracted the surprise of the officials, and some people even shouted "Mount Tai has a spirit".

However, Gao Ming showed a look of disdain.

"The showers before and after Qingming are not long, what's strange."

In fact, Gao Ming just wants to leave early, but many times things are not as good as they should be, such as now.

After the rain stopped, the scenery was a lot clearer, and everywhere was a verdant scenery, which made Li Shimin's mood a lot better, and he immediately twisted his beard and laughed.

"Haha, now after the new rain, the scenery is pleasant, you Aiqing who has a good sentence, you can sing!"

As soon as Li Shimin's words fell, the surrounding ministers suddenly became scorching.

Obviously, this is a rare performance meeting, as long as you can take advantage of this meeting to leave a good impression on Li Shimin, the road to career will be smoother in the future.

However, the officials also knew that it was not a good thing to be the first to emerge at this time, and it was easy to leave Li Shimin with the impression of being "arrogant", so no one spoke for a while.

Li Shimin is also an "old Jianghu", so he naturally knows what the officials are thinking, and he suddenly smiled slightly.

"In that case, let me ......"

Originally, Li Shimin was going to say, "Let me come first", but when he rolled his eyes, he saw that he was looking around, absent-minded.

So he was angry, and he changed what came to his lips.

"Then let my prince write a poem first!"

"Uh......"

Hearing Li Shimin's words, Gao Ming was immediately stunned.

Why am I again?

Looking at Li Shimin's threatening eyes, Gao Ming immediately blinked.

"Tsk...... It's actually not difficult to compose a poem, but I don't have inspiration today, so I might as well ...... another day."

Before Gao Ming could finish speaking, Li Shimin snorted coldly.

"Humph! Don't follow me to this set, today you must make a poem with the theme of Mount Tai, otherwise don't go! ”

“……”

Looking at Li Shimin's unkind face, Gao Ming was very dissatisfied.

"Threaten me? Do you think I'm going to eat yours? I'm telling you, I'm ...... Okay, I'll just eat this set. ”

Thinking of this, he immediately sighed, and then glanced up at Tarzan in the distance.

At this time, a "divine poem" suddenly popped up in Gao Ming's mind, and he immediately slapped his face.

"Yes, I think I will make a quatrain, called "You Taishan", everyone listen well!"

Speaking of this, Gao Ming suddenly carried his back, and then narrowed his eyes.

"From a distance, Mount Tai is black and mushy, and the top is thin and the bottom is thick......"

When Gao Ming read this, Li Shimin suddenly felt alarmed.

"Oh no, this kid is going to do something!"

However, when Li Shimin realized this, it was too late, and he saw that Gao Ming had already taken his gaze back from Mount Tai in the distance, and then smiled at everyone.

"If Mount Tai is turned upside down, the bottom is thin and the top is thick."

Li Shimin: "......"

Officials: "(⊙⊙)..."

Gao Ming's poem "Traveling to Mount Tai" is actually a limerick poem written by Zhang Zongchang, nicknamed "General of the Five Poisons".

Zhang Zongchang, this guy, can be called a joke that has been delayed by the warlord's career, in Gao Ming's heart, in addition to "the bright moonlight in front of the bed" is "funny, better than Zhang Zongchang", his poem Gao Ming only read it once and remembered it.

There is no doubt that the power of this poem is also very huge, and as soon as this poem came out, the surrounding people suddenly fell silent.

At this time, all the officials present had no intention of composing poems, and in their opinion, if they made a better poem than Gao Ming's poem, then if they were hated by Gao Ming, the prince, it would be worth the loss.

But if this poem is even worse, they feel that they can't pull this face, so for a while, all the officials present dare not make a sound.

Li Shimin also discovered this, he immediately snorted coldly, and then walked forward without looking back.

Seeing this scene, Gao Ming hurriedly shouted behind him.

"Wait, old man, where are you going? Can't go back to Chang'an? ”

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Shimin immediately stopped, he turned his head to look at Gao Ming, and then snorted coldly again.

"Humph! I'm going to Daming Lake, if you want to go back to Chang'an, go back first! ”

After speaking, he glared at Gao Ming threateningly, as if to say, "You dare to go back and see how I clean you up."

Seeing this scene, Gao Ming could only sigh helplessly.

"Alas, Daming Lake is quite far away from here, it seems that it can't be done for the time being!"

Thinking of this, Gao Ming immediately shook his head.

"Since the old man is in a bad mood, then I'll stay with him, and by the way, add some blockage to him, fight poison with poison, maybe it can make him feel a different happiness."