Chapter 304: The farce of the Tiger Prison Pass

The provocation on the first day was fruitless, and the Xiliang Army that withdrew to the Tiger Prison Pass was so good at giving up? Obviously, it won't, just like agreed, on the second day, the Xiliang army lined up in front of the coalition camp on time, but this time, Lu Bu did not go out in person, but sat on the red rabbit horse safely, and the people below went to scold the camp one after another......

The coalition battalion naturally didn't have any reaction like yesterday, but the clay people were all angry, and who could feel good about being pointed at and scolded all the time? In order to take care of the emotions of the soldiers, Xiahoudun issued an order to concentrate the best archers in the battalion at the camp gate. After all, the visitor is a guest, and they don't have anything else, but this arrow is still surplus, and it is a gift that they have spent so much time to give back to Xiliang Army.

The method of shooting with arrows made the Xiliang army who relaxed their vigilance hit, a volley, most of the more than ten soldiers who initially scolded the battalion were shot into hedgehogs, and the rest were not much better, the crying father and mother were dragged back by the people behind, and the Xiliang army finally stopped temporarily, compared to the pleasure of scolding, they still cherished their lives more.

But this trick didn't work long, and after a while, the scolding sound sounded again, and it seemed to be louder than before! The coalition hated it, but there was nothing they could do, because those people were all out of range of the archers, and there was nothing they could do to stop them!

The coalition army has a good plan, and the Xiliang army naturally has a ladder over the wall, since you shoot me with an arrow, it's not simple, as long as you stand outside the range, isn't it? The distance is far away and the voice is small, it doesn't matter, then find a few with big voices, anyway, there is never a shortage of big voices among the men in the Northwest!

So, the coalition army and the Xiliang army were so deadlocked again, no one could help anyone, but people couldn't survive the power of nature, and when the sun was so hot that people couldn't stand it, Lu Bu also had the same helpless order to withdraw the army as yesterday.

It's not that he doesn't want to persevere, but he can, can the soldiers persevere? When they are dizzy from the scorching sun, when the coalition forces rush out, they will lose more than they gain, and they will suffer heavy losses, after all, compared to those of them who are exposed to the sun, the coalition forces are much better, and there is a camp tent for them to cool off temporarily.

In this way, three days have passed, five days have passed, just like a routine, every morning to noon, there will always be a repeated scolding, how can there be so many ugly words in this world, just these five days, the coalition soldiers have long been accustomed to hearing it, and they don't care even more.

When the Xiliang soldiers scolded vigorously, some of the high-voiced soldiers of the coalition army would also scold back, anyway, as long as they did not leave the camp, Shangguan did not order them not to return the favor.

With the first scolding soldier, there is a second one, gradually, the two sides of the battle that was originally fighting for their lives changed their taste, and turned it into a verbal battle, every day is full of people's voices, and all kinds of dialect scolding words emerge in endlessly, and later, it is the hot-tempered Xiliang man who was scolded out of anger, and some who are not afraid of death rushed to the front and prepared to teach a lesson to the coalition soldiers with the bow and arrow in their hands.

Naturally, they were greeted by a rain of unceremonious arrows, although there were casualties on both sides, but the coalition forces with large battalions as cover obviously suffered fewer losses, except for a few unlucky eggs who happened to be killed by stray arrows, the rest of the casualties were almost negligible, but the Xiliang army left dozens of corpses behind.

"Grandma's, I can't stand it! Instead of wasting it like this, general, let's rush the battalion tomorrow and teach these rebels a lesson! After another day of losing the verbal battle, the generals under Lu Bu can no longer stand this kind of meaningless combat method like the ruffians and hooligans, what they are eager for is to do it with real knives and guns!

Can Lu Bu feel good in his heart? Of course, it was even more unbearable, he wanted to fight more than anyone else, but he knew that he couldn't, using cavalry to attack a well-defended camp was simply an act of death, even if he was impulsive, he would not make such a low-level mistake!

"Zang Ba, how did Ben tell you, hold your breath! That's the end of the camp, don't mention it again, you go down first to appease the soldiers! "This is the greatest sorrow of Lu Bu, as a peerless fierce general, he is not alone, he believes that with his own force, he can definitely kill the coalition camp, and he can also retreat with his whole body, but can the sergeants under his command do it?

He knew that the soldiers were complaining a lot now, and the voice of asking for war was also very loud, but Lu Bu was under more pressure than them, he not only had to find a way to deal with Dong Zhuo, who was already very dissatisfied with him now, but also had to be careful to beware of Niu Fu and the others making stumbling behind their backs, he was more difficult than those soldiers!

After returning to the Tiger Prison Pass, Lu Bu did not go to see Dong Zhuo for the first time, but sat in his mansion to find a way, he didn't want to waste time like this anymore, and he didn't want to ruin his reputation on this farce!

"General, are you still worried about the events of the past few days?" When Lu Bu was sulking, Gao Shun, Lu Bu's most trusted general, came.

"Gao Shun, you came just in time, I was going to persuade the prime minister to give up the idea of looking for a coalition general, what good plan do you have?" Lu Bu seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw and asked Gao Shun, because Gao Shun was also a wise general under his command, not only could he fight well, but he could always give him some good advice, and he could be regarded as half of his military advisor.

Gao Shun pondered for a while, a smile appeared on his face, thinking that he already had a good way in his heart.

"General, this matter is about the prime minister, it is difficult to say, it is easy to say, whether you can persuade the prime minister to give up, it depends on what you can do in general!"

"Gao Shun, don't sell it to Ben, make it clear, what do you need Ben to do?" Lu Bu didn't have so much heart to figure it out, he just had ideas!

"General, have you forgotten who the prime minister listens to the most? As long as you convince him and let the prime minister dispel this idea, we don't have to worry about it here! ”

Who does Dong Zhuo listen to the most? Except for Li Ru, Lu Bu can't think of a second person!

"Gao Shun, do you mean, let the general persuade the military advisor, let him persuade the prime minister?" Lu Bu reacted quickly, and convincing Li Ru was equivalent to convincing Dong Zhuo!

"That's right! General, there is only this way at this time, if you don't pass the military division, it will be too difficult for the general to persuade the prime minister who is already dissatisfied with you, and if you don't do it well, it will make you lose trust in front of the prime minister even more! ”

After thinking about Gao Shun's words carefully, Lu Bu also agreed with Gao Shun, so he rushed to Li Ru non-stop, he didn't want to suffer that crime tomorrow......

The result of Lu Bu's trip was naturally good, he successfully persuaded Li Ru, or reached some deals with Li Ru, who was like a human spirit, and under Lu Bu's expectations, Li Ru really succeeded in persuading Dong Zhuo to continue this meaningless verbal battle......

The farce that happened in the Tiger Prison Pass was called the "Tiger Prison Pass Farce" by later generations, and the coalition army and the Xiliang Army also left a joke for future generations in the battle of words for more than ten days......