Li Yu walked to Ren Yan who was tied to the pillar with a dung spoon. Ren was shocked and angry, and his big belly bulged one after another, like a toad spirit that was about to appear in its original form, and angrily reprimanded Li Yu and said: "Kid dare!" If you dare to insult me, I will teach you that you can't survive or die! ”

Li Yu laughed, and quickly stabilized again, for fear that if the laughter was too loud, the spoonful full of gold juice would overflow.

Li Yu said: "Bai Yujing in the sky, five cities on the twelfth floor." The immortals caressed my top, and my hair was immortalized. What kind of thing is this demon of yours, you actually attached to Ren Taishou, doing evil and ruining his reputation. In front of this immortal, dare to speak out? ”

Since he pretended, he had to pretend to be the bottom, and the more he pretended to be like now, the more people believed in him. Li Yu knew that he couldn't admit it at this moment, so he stole a few lines of poetry from the poet fairy Xiaobai in his family and added façade to himself.

The dog head stood next to Li Yu, but he was not afraid at all. He knew that Ren Taishou was not in the devil, it was Li Yu who was remediating Taishou. But he didn't know that Li Yu was a fake immortal. Li Yu showed his magical powers to the people who came to the door again and again, but he had seen it with his own eyes, and he had long believed in Li Yu's magical powers.

Since he is the little follower of the immortals, what kind of bird is Taishou? Now listening to Li Yu's poetry, the dog head who has never read a book only knows a little about it, and probably understands that Li Yu is a god in the sky, so he said triumphantly: "Demon, have you heard?" My little Langjun, that's heaven and earth! ”

Li Yu glanced at the dog's head, and said in his heart: "You are the one in heaven and earth, and your whole family is in heaven!" No, this is an orphan! ”

Li Yu had no choice but to give the dog a fierce glance and ordered: "Pinch his mouth open!" ”

When the dog head heard this, he couldn't help grinning, so he reluctantly stepped forward, pinched Ren Yan's mouth, Ren Yan's cheeks were pinched, the pain was unbearable, and he opened his mouth involuntarily, babbling and said, "You meat times...... Lotus root, lotus root oh haha......"

Li Yu was shocked and said, "The monster is going to resist, wait for it to dodge!" ”

The unscrupulous commanders, officers and soldiers, and catchers dodged half a foot away when they heard the rumors, and there were not necessarily a few of them who were really afraid of the demon's actions, and they were afraid that the golden juice and dung soup would be splashed on their bodies accounted for eighty percent. Li Yu put the dung spoon on Ren Yan's mouth and poured it down.

The dog head only felt that Ren Taishou was struggling desperately, afraid that he would struggle hard, a spoonful of thin manure was sprinkled on his hand, and his cheeks were tightened with force, and the other hand pinched his nose, Ren complained that he could not hide, and he had to gasp, and most of the spoonful of gold juice was poured into his mouth.

After a spoonful of golden juice was filled, the dog head quickly withdrew his hand, rushed into the flower hall, and washed his hands on the clean basin in the corner.

Ren Resentment swallowed a stomach of gold juice, the gold juice was golden and bright, and it looked quite good, but the smell was really stinky, and Ren Resent's stomach churned, and it poured out, making a person even more stinky and dirty.

Li Yu stepped forward and knocked Ren Ren's head with a dung spoon, as if knocking on a wooden fish, with a solemn face: "Bang Bang!" Demon, don't leave yet! I expel you in the name of Haotian Jinque, Supreme Supreme Nature, Mi You, Mi Luo, and True Jade Emperor God! ”

"Bang Bang! I banish you! In the name of the Central Tude Yellow Emperor Han Hub, order you to leave Ren Taishou's body! Bang Bang Bang! I banish you! In the name of the Lingwei of Emperor Dongfang Mudeqing, I order you to leave Ren Taishou's corpse...... Ah no, body! Bang Bang Bang ......"

"The Arctic Xuantian Zhenwu Emperor personally ordered you to leave! Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Thunder Puhua Tianzun personally ordered you to leave! ”

Fortunately, after Li Yu began to pretend to be a god and pretend to be a little fairy, he seriously memorized the names of some Taoist gods, and used them one by one at this time, but it was quite like that, but it was just his exorcism...... It's too Western. However, it is mainly for convenience, if he learns from Lin Zhengying, he has no time to put an incense case, nor does he have a talisman on his body, so it is convenient to knock on the dung spoon.

Ren Yan was knocked into golden juice by him, and glared at Li Yu viciously, looking like he was going to eat people. Li Yu was tired of knocking, turned his head and said to the dog head who rushed to the side with his clean hands: "This demon refuses to leave, you go and get a spoonful of gold juice!" ”

When Ren complained about it, he collapsed, and the old man shouted with tears in his eyes: "Don't! I'm convinced! I admit it! I admit it......"

As soon as the old demon opened his mouth, it was really "fragrant" floating for ten miles, and he was drunk, and Li Yu and the dog head invariably covered their noses and took a few steps back. Li Yu pointed at Ren Ren with a dung spoon and scolded: "Demon, don't leave yet?" ”

Let me cry without tears, I leave? I'm tied up by you, how can I leave? What the hell are you going to do?

Li Yu turned his head to the dog head and said, "This demon is not dead, you go and get the gold juice!" ”

Ren resentment finally blessed his soul, suddenly "ah" shouted, his head drooped down, as if he had swallowed his breath, and then slowly raised his head, looked left and right, and looked surprised: "Ah! Why is the old man here? What happened? Yes! Phew, it stinks......"

Li Yu secretly cocked his fingers, he really deserved to be a person who had rolled in the sea, and he was on the road. Li Yu immediately grabbed two steps and said with a look of surprise: "Ren Taishou, you finally woke up!" Just now you were possessed by an evil demon, and Xiao Ke just exorcised it. ”

Ren Yan stared at Li Yu with a smile, and the dung spoon in his hand was gently tossed. The corners of Ren Ren's mouth twitched a few times, and he barely squeezed out a smile that was more ugly than crying and said, "How ...... Thank you little fairy, for saving your life, old man...... No, tooth, no, forget! ”

Li Yu said with a smile: "It's too polite, Li Yu, as a member of Lizhou, how can he sit back and watch the evil demons do it." Come on, don't hurry up and loosen the tie for the old man! ”

Li Yu forced Ren to admit to being a demon in public, so he was not afraid that he would turn his face on the spot. Ren Resentment has been made like this by him, the official authority and dignity are gone, if you want to protect your reputation, you have to admit that you are really enchanted, and if you want to take revenge, you have to tolerate it later.

If Ren Zhen didn't even have this deepness, and he had a seizure on the spot, Li Yu could claim again that he was possessed by a demon and had not left at any time, and let him continue to pour gold juice.

Ren Yan obviously also understood that Li Yu had a back hand to be ashamed, and he was still very cooperative after being loosened, looking like he had really fallen into a demon, and thanked him a few words, the smell forced Li Yu to retreat again and again, and then as if he had installed a small motor, he rushed into the flower hall with a big belly and went to wash.

As soon as Li Yu turned his eyes, he saw Pang's mother leading two thugs, tiptoeing against the wall and trying to slip out. Li Yu immediately stretched out his hand and shouted: "They are fellow demons, catch them!" ”

Those officers and soldiers, fast catchers, and bad people saw the scene between Ren Taishou and Li Yu, and they all believed that Ren Taishou was really enchanted at this moment, and they even obeyed Li Yu to the point of blind obedience. Hearing what Li Yu said, these people immediately rushed up and took down Pang's mother and the two thugs.

In order to show the heart of justice, these bad people, fast catchers, officers and soldiers also punched and kicked Pang Mama's three, and some enthusiastic people also desperately squeezed over and kicked a few times, and when Li Yu separated from everyone and walked over, even he couldn't recognize the three people on the ground.

Fortunately, Pang's mother's body shape is more distinctive, and Li Yu can barely confirm the identities of these three people, so he pointed to the three guys with blue noses and swollen faces and inhuman shapes: "All of them are tied up and taken to the Governor's Mansion!" ”

Most of the people present were officers and soldiers, and they naturally responded to the matter of escorting the Governor's Mansion, although the arresters felt that this kind of case should be taken care of by the Taishou Lord, but the Taishou Lord's appearance now was obviously not suitable for the court to ask about the case, so he did not refute it, and immediately tied up Pang's mother and the three of them, left the Taishou Mansion in a mighty way, and went straight to the Governor's Mansion.

Li Yu and the others left, and then took the auspicious from Chen Feiyang's hands, the auspicious medicinal seizure, sleeping as before, snuggled in Li Yu's arms, his expression was quiet, and his long eyelashes covered his eyes, like a sleeping child. Sometimes, as if she had dreamed of something, the corners of her lips would purse aggrievedly and sobbed slightly.

Li Yu didn't pity it, he moved his arm to let Ji Xiang sleep more comfortably in his arms, looked up at Chen Feiyang and the dog head who were guarding the side, and ordered: "Feiyang, go borrow a car, remember to lay the mat, don't be like the broken ox cart that the dog head brought over." ”

The dog boss laughed dryly, secretly scolded the third aunt who was the porter of his second uncle, and complained about himself, and swore that he would never take care of the second uncle and his third aunt's business next time.

Chen Feiyang agreed, and after a while, he borrowed a two-wheeled vehicle from a shop, and laid a bed on it, Li Yu gently put Jixiang on it, and made Bo Ji cover it for her, and said to Chen Feiyang: "You take Jixiang to my house, pick up my mother, and go to the governor's mansion together." ”

Chen Feiyang's eyes flashed, and he said in a low voice: "Xiao Langjun is worried that Ren Taishou may retaliate?" ”

Li Yu said: "It's not possible, but it's certain!" Now you know the benefits of hugging the thickest thighs in Lizhou, right? Don't go yet! ”

You don't have to bother talking to smart people, Chen Feiyang agreed, and immediately dragged the two wheels and pulled the sleeping beauty away in a hurry.

The dog head leaned in front of Li Yu, blinked his eyes and said, "Xiao Langjun, don't we go back with us?" ”

Li Yu's face sank, and he said word by word: "Instead of waiting for Ren Taishou to make a move, it's better for me to strike first!" Let's go, follow me to 'Zhang Feiju'! ”